I did a thing, Boy Boy, William Osman & AustinShow Join Hasan (Full Segment) (Hasanabi Reacts)

joined right now by uh by boy boy i did a thing and also william osman all right is that how you suppose kentucky bro okay listen earlier today here's what happened okay earlier today i did things like well i'm gonna come with it willie most mon is that all right is that quite all right chap and i was like uh yeah that's fine and i was like yo is he turkish and then i was like what's up his dad's probably turkish right and he's like how did you [ __ ] know that i'm like dude what do you mean his last name is osman it's like the most turkish name you can have like no one i presume that you saw his photo and was like i know his dad yeah all turks know each other no i just i just assumed because i don't know you seem very americanized so i've been leaving your house for a month i didn't know your dad was turkish yeah yeah swedish and turkish oh yeah yeah they they hide they hide that from the aussies for the for the whole gallipoli thing you know yeah i didn't want to i didn't want to out myself as a turret in front of them either it's fine don't worry about it they can't hear them at all um is that true chad or they just no i think they're just complaining they all hear us now the problem is my audio was really high in comparison to yours even though i lowered mine which i'll lower a little bit more how about i just whisper what i want to say to the song yeah it'll be good they can hear your mouth noises that's the worst part is that like yeah there's no noise gate so they can hear your mouth noises yeah you like that chat we can totally hear them it's just hard to hear probably uh in comparison to mine so i lowered mine a little bit more noises yeah yeah come on yeah we need to do like two per minute we gotta we gotta like restructure this so it's like yeah that's what we are going to do right now okay we'll expand the space the problem is the camera uh is is limited in like what it can show you know what i mean yeah well maybe we can move the camera actually this works too and then you too there you go this is how this works damn we didn't need like a bunch of [ __ ] brilliant uh engineers to figure this one out yeah i'm cut off all right get in a little bit closer and then you guys should be fine yeah it came in the wrong way yeah squeeze in more boom there it is nice okay so are you guys hungry first of all yeah yeah because the reason why i was mentioning that william is turkey you don't speak turkish no i'm technically turkish yeah um have you had turkish food before um i damn you never had turkish food maybe but not like i'm i'm mostly like any of the cultural stuff is like swedish because my mom's super swedish how many dads have swedish have you have you had swedish meatballs yeah those are turkish got them we got them boys have you had um have you had serbian food because that's like turkish food except not not stolen why are you trying to start beef already yeah they haven't even brought well i was gonna [ __ ] order some right now as a matter of fact oh wow yeah wait hold on one second uh every time oh yeah just right i usually order uh he no he gets chick-fil-a he makes a turkish food he literally hates the gays like he's actually a virulent homophobe yeah and he's like i want chick-fil-a yeah it makes me feel so good i well i eat chick-fil-a because it it's kind of like i'm into it like they hate homosexuals and i like to eat their food i like to support it's kind of like a kid no he's like yeah i want to give him yeah they hate me so i eat their food i want to give financial support yeah during privacy a couple of times so oh by the way sorry okay but the reason why i mentioned this because uh we're gonna we're gonna bring back uh williams turkish roots that's why we're gonna we're gonna educate him on his own cuisine he said no i'll give you i'll give you the details so my my grandfather is turkish but he i think at some point left because he was also jewish and there was some i don't know exactly what um some bad stuff and the issue is he's really old like so old that he's almost detached from my family because if he was still alive today he would be 122 years old i grew up my grandfather uh-huh oh okay i thought he was still alive and then yeah he just got to an age yeah no he's a hundred part of the family yeah it's hard to describe to people that your grandfather is uh obscenely old and that you never met him but you're saying old he's dead he's yeah he's not old but he was he was i've got lots of old relatives what i'm trying to say is when he and my grandmother made my dad yeah he was really old and she was really young oh just a big generational gap yeah like a two generational gap and so it's like any sort of like cultural heritage from him is like just however even how old was he when he did the deed uh like 60 and she was 20. whoa god damn dude is that a turkish thing are they all just that viral i think i would definitely i think blame my grandmother for that all right yeah i mean my grandpa is like yeah no i i don't i don't i'm too afraid to ask those kinds of questions okay um well work it out with maths though yeah it's easy to do okay so i'm gonna get an assortment of turkish foods for you guys all right uh and we're gonna try them all out how about that do you have any do you have any do you guys live in australia yeah do you have any food preferences or anything or do you have any food uh you know like things that you can't eat no i eat it all right everything okay cool all right except it austin why are you moving away from the camera when you're asking questions oh he's being pulled off yeah yeah so the 28 pure boy yes so when you did i was gonna ask if you guys like what do you think of outback but i thought that was like the most stereotypical american question no we just learned last night where we thought about it it was weird to really dislike it yeah it's i finally understood what racism was because it was the first time in my life appropriation yeah because i i was just getting so offended by the names because they would just put australian names in front of a burger yeah kookaburra wings which was just chicken wings yeah ribs they had a thing [Laughter] the only beer they claimed was australian was fosters which is brewed here and you don't even drink it and we looked it up apparently it was american brothers went to australia brewed it for a year and then came back to america and they're like yeah this is aussie beer oh you know it's so far away we get away with it yeah they don't get away with olive garden you know olive garden is really [ __ ] like i think i think you guys are lucky that it's not as bad as all of them oh wow to the italians i think i think i would have i think i would rather gonna olive garden over outback though really yeah but relatively speaking it's probably a little closer though to your food than it is italian food it feels like americans love steaks we do eat a lot of steak i guess but basically not not more than american you can eat kangaskhan that's not a someone said outback was started in tampa after the founders saw crocodile dundee is that true yeah that sounds so true it sounds like it could be real yeah for sure wait hold on i believe it alright what was that that was a oh you like this i was just gonna i'm just gonna tweet that you guys are here but uh yeah this is this is what i was looking at earlier here's what it might look like to travel on a double decker airplane seat which is [ __ ] horrible for i mean you guys are all tall boys actually your face is right in there [Laughter] i do a lot of fighting on planes yeah i do oh dude i'm ripping it yeah and no one knows because you're all so close together like it's the perfect crime okay here's the scientific question for you guys the scientists okay so not you sorry um you're a politician um but uh is there like uh some kind of you know like air circulation that makes it so that your farts don't actually travel because like everyone's farting in that canister and i never smell other people's hair and the plane circulates entirely in in like a minute or less than a minute like it is obscenely fast they would also have crazy filters sure as well i just yeah oh just everything filters which would include fart it's probably medical agree too i could imagine like the nightmare being on a plane that isn't being properly filtered yeah i think like 16 hours of just the body is it all oxygen tanks or do they get any air from outside i don't know do they i mean i assume that they get air from outside and they compress it and they can process i think that's i would guess that's what they do and they carry i think oxygen for emergencies but i don't think they carry oxygen for regular use it's just emergency i don't know i could be totally wrong i only breathe oxygen in emergencies wait for what well for plants i don't think i like farts oh why do they smell like farts why don't they because like everyone's farting i've tried it where i fought i can't smell my own fart i didn't dissipate so quickly have you tried putting your hand so you've never smelled your own fart what do you mean on a planet oh okay the air the air depending on the plane i think but the air is circulated there's a there's a certain amount of time oh yeah he's the plane correspond this is my plane uh guy he knows everything about playing i fly everyone swell um but you go juices like every i think less than 10 minutes and then it's cycled through yeah well so what do you fly where do i fly oh flight simulator can i have any fun actual plane though no no okay helicopter lessons oh really you can play helicopter this guy's just flexing on you dude look at that hey i i enjoy flight simulator but i promise you it's so realistic i feel like i could fly a real plane what happens if you fought in a flight simulator does it get you know who else said that muhammad and you know what we i mean he he did successfully fly a plane well not yeah his boy's all day yeah i mean i don't want to fly i prefer to land it but you know yeah he he did not care about landing i've flown it in england um oh [ __ ] i probably shouldn't leak this [ __ ] um i'm naked i i uh i found like a place with like a 16 million pound like flight simulator and uh when i go to england um i'm gonna fly it like an industrial training center yeah like a full motion flight simulator i'm gonna stream it and uh hassan's gonna join me does your hell yeah i'm doing the same thing i don't wanna reveal my video idea but yeah my dad um don't say the idea my dad teaches aeronautical engineering oh wait no way you're just going to use the thing yeah wait you met my brother he he is a aerospace and mechanical engineer it's the balkan dream why the hell out of there i used to want to be a pilot but i gave it up for this this life yeah like an actual pilot commercial pilot yeah i used to and i had like a boring passion i was like i want to fly for delta airlines when most kids like wanted to fly f-16s and [ __ ] i wanted to fly for like southwest did you watch top gun no i haven't seen it like the new one should you watch the old one not even gay as [ __ ] you should watch the old one first the new one is not as gay unfortunately well it's messed up it's because tom cruise got older so yeah yeah he's still hot though it's crazy he is he he is he's wild how old is he he's got a 50 50 he's like 60 59 i think wait hold on i looked it up he looks like he's 40 in the movie tom cruise age 59 years whoa that's amazing bro he's like on the last mission impossible he's like jumping out of a [ __ ] he's like jumping off of a hill in a motorcycle and like doing his own [ __ ] stunts and [ __ ] so it's just it's insane do you reckon scientology gives him those powers i think so okay adriana crowell i was going to say the same thing it's already on it yeah i think that yeah i think he's just like he i think he wants to die like i think life is like pain for him what happens when he dies is there a special kind of heaven or is it you know you get reincarnated i actually don't know i don't know what the [ __ ] happened to scientologists don't no don't you go to their special planet or is that mormon no there's mormons [ __ ] you're mistaking it for mormons mormons believing watch that video i do think it's kind of [ __ ] insane that like uh we're still like just get new actors bro what is happening like the dude doesn't have to be 60 years old like open the door yeah yeah okay okay americans love him like he's the dumb british guy dude you know what i mean he's like oh yeah he's british and he's stupid benji open that door right now no this is 100 real there is uh simply a safety wire attached is no no no no it's a real plan this is a real if this is a fake shot he's 100 real there's a side shot of this poor bastard hanging on the side of a plane he produces this [ __ ] specifically so he can do this [ __ ] what are the stunts oh [ __ ] yeah there you go because they are real gonna hang a multi-million dollar star on the outside of an airplane and fly around in a normal vlog tom wants to be on the outside that's playing i couldn't sleep the night before and then came the day i was like okay that's really gonna happen you ready let's go i kind of thought that was a one take but he did it eight times if something went wrong i can't get into the airplane until we land okay guys please take your seats there's no double crash in scratch [Music] that there's a why are you kidding me yeah it's one of those things where it's like it doesn't matter like this i didn't realize the volume was so [ __ ] loud because i actually lowered it so aggressively for everybody to hear i mean they landed eventually sorry boys oh what is that like the landing would be worse yeah and it's great it's like a shield issue yeah but it looks like they're like that's [Music] although you would survive do you hear about um fabio he was on a roller coaster and killed a bird with his face a bird will kill you 100 of that speed fabio is too strong all right yeah yeah he's a different person he did eight takes on this by the way that's what they said so he did this eight [ __ ] times dude he liked it it's a lot of pollution yeah he's into it oh this is the halo jump which he did i believe the halo sequence is something mcq and i talked about for a long time and we were told on numerous occasions that it's impossible what we're thinking but it's never going to happen and uh we were like okay okay basically what mchugh did is he designed the sequence and also the sequence takes place at night as the sun has set so essentially we realized we have a three minute window upon which i jump out of the air we do the scene inside the aircraft and jump out and then i have to fly down and be within three feet of the lens because he's pulling focus which is something that's never been done before in the air because he's using a film camera he's having to pull focus while he's also skydiving and i'm skydiving down to him and i have to be within three feet of him three feet not two and a half not three and a half it has to be three feet because of the depth of field because of the light and the lens that we were using dude it's [ __ ] bananas so then we had to figure out how do we get the shot and we didn't know whether we would actually be able to do it until we were there on the ground in abu dhabi and trained in it and figured out how to exit out of the never forget the day fabio killed a bird with his face and changed the world fabio is also like a like a massive right winger now yeah i used to see him all the time at the equinox i used to go to uh and he like goes on [ __ ] fox news and [ __ ] because you know how conservatives they love like they love their conservative uh celebrities they love their celebrities like any celebrity doesn't matter the [ __ ] they do whose blood is that the bird is exploding look there's some pieces of bird in the back there too also wait what is he why is he surrounded by these like heavenly ladies what is he is what happens when you kill him is he on a roller coaster yeah imagine just being strapped in and just arriving on screen he just got blood on his head he knows he's like he was he got hit by a goose riding apollo's chariot this is him like coming back from it i guess a goose oh my god that has to be his blood i think that's his nose that is his nose yeah it's crazy that he didn't lose a [ __ ] eye or something you know what i mean and he feels like they have the camera why did they show them i'm here today um just to say you know it's like it was a miracle but uh it wasn't a freak accident and it's gonna happen again and you know i cannot live with my conscience no then the ride is still running and maybe oh my god oh he he became like an auntie yeah he became an auntie i just shut down that specific ride yeah he's like i'm now an anti-roller coaster advocate okay there's a storm when we need enough talk i'll see you in paris altitude 25 000 feet bro that's a crazy [ __ ] job also there's a third there's a third and fourth cameraman as well they're all like in it i mean i guess like one of them is one of them's a security guy too probably right like he's steering the camera with his there are many facts he's like no one no one mugs no if his [ __ ] if his parachute doesn't work like he's gonna [ __ ] grab him probably like dive in and grab him or something and obviously do something like this i'm not someone who does it on a whim i'm very yeah right okay tom i am not trying to kill myself okay he's like i am not trying to desperately kill myself on camera somehow because xenu is haunting me every day of my existence meticulous on how i prepare uh physically mentally uh with every one of the whole things all he's doing is jumping though and i really mean those i mean they probably have profound respect for him though because like no actor [ __ ] actually does that does the [ __ ] himself you know what i mean i know it's just extra cameras for redundancy just in case one of the cameras fails or something yeah that makes sense steam environment in the new top gun obviously he actually flew one of the planes i think all of us know everything all of us are very respectful of that and don't look very capable yeah if there's anything that the american military needs it's more people to kill brown children with exactly they're like oh man just specifically just no he did not no i thought he i thought he flew one of the f-18s though 45 000. i don't think he flew it he was probably in it i thought he flew one of the [ __ ] planes he didn't play dude i did read something about like they charged a bunch of money and he didn't get to fly it was something like like 13 grand an hour oh he might not have actually hit the throttle and handle the joysticks crews did insist that they actually go up in the air albeit as passengers not as pilots okay never mind i was wrong he actually never flew any of the [ __ ] but they did they do get hit by the g like they do get hit by a [ __ ] g-force like you see it like like their faces [ __ ] move it's awesome that part's sick i love the american military now i'm a big fan yeah it just it totally yeah i'm i'm signing up i always love the american military yeah you know i support our troops and yeah yeah he loves our troops in an age where computer generated special effects reigns supreme in cinema top gun maverick is a mac 10 breath of fresh air the lengths tom cruise and co have gone to in order to deliver as realistic aerial sequences as possible are unprecedented pretty sure the flights are real for the most part right isn't it chat see now i want to watch this movie this is just an ad for the movie i mean that's quite literally what this is yes you you did see that you saw the watch you saw it you saw through the lies yeah that's true we're just doing it for [ __ ] free no i'm not did the us military fund this movie uh i think i think they do a thing where they like let you use their stuff but they need to have like some sort of approval because yes it's sort of it's propaganda basically no you actually precisely how it works they give you all the equipment they give you literally [ __ ] like people to fly with and [ __ ] too they just have to have final cut approval on like what you can and can't say in the movie but top gun as a franchise was specifically designed around like doing propaganda for the military anyway like they literally have recruiters sitting outside the [ __ ] movie theaters and i think the first one when it first came out actually like massively increased uh people joining the air force who's the bad guy in this one so the previous one is uh like an indiscernible like ussr like is it china is it russia they kind of allude to it this one is like it's iran like straight up but you can't see any faces or anything they're not everyone it's completely covered like even in the scene where there are the enemies like you have no idea really why it's perfect it's like faceless lifeless uh people that you're killing like they have like middle eastern like accents no no no no no the terrain isn't even iran either how do i know it's iran because they're enriching uranium uh not in accordance to the unilateral denuclearization agreement so that's like there's only one country don't give it away well i mean it's in the beginning like the most important part of the movie is just the jets and tom cruise and the jets are iranian too i think like they use um they use like iranians right chat and then they have an experimental fake what makes it i'm more intrigued to watch it because it feels more realistic i miss the um the horrible stereotypes though are they not going to have those movies anymore where you're just fighting an actual russian person yeah or like a chinese person but it was f-14s they had iranian f-14s on there didn't they not but they did have a actually you know what it could be russia too technically because even though russia already has a nuclear program so that what they say in the beginning is like this is clearly iran um they do have uh the the russian um they do have the russian [ __ ] uh the the migs in the movie too like the helicopter and they have like russian helicopters and [ __ ] but i don't know if iran uses russian helicopters iran at all but you know why would iran approve this movie being filmed in iran they probably would actually if you pay them enough we have every terrain in our country at some point like we can find somewhere like nevada yeah no they've got like mountains and yeah around them actually i'm not gonna pretend i know geography hey that universal backlot you can do some crazy [ __ ] but they do it all real so i guess you couldn't i guess you couldn't if you fly your jets fast enough they can't even stop you that's yeah what are they gonna do yeah what are they gonna do bro especially if they're flying really low under the radar like the movie intended half the plot of the movies that you you had to beat the uh um surface air missiles yeah because they're way faster than the jet yeah uh that's the plot of the movie you're part of it yeah how can we be false though can you imagine how much they have to hide from them because if they catch them too early the missiles will move here's the here's the main difference okay between this movie and the first one you know you no longer can make china the main enemy because it's too much of a yeah it's too big of a market so like you can't be like oh it's the chinese that we need to fight because then they just won't [ __ ] buy the movie and then you're cooked that could actually stop war between the us and china in australia oh by the way i keep watching i keep coming across sky news like and it's like it's like i was like holy [ __ ] this sounds a lot like fox yeah it's a scientific company yeah burdock doesn't own it yeah yeah yeah just funnier accidents crazy yeah i watched like a whole like i i love i mean i don't love north korea but i love like watching a lot i probably watched your guys's video at some point i've binge watched them on youtube you should watch their mov their their documentary haircut where they went to get a haircut in north korea really yeah so when did you guys go 2016. yeah did you guys talk about this a couple years ago i imagine when they run i mean i've watched it i've watched their documentary before on stream i'm like i'm very familiar well not with i didn't think i'm very familiar with his stuff well i wasn't until uh th this handsome man was like i'm gonna fight you and i was like no that sounds like a terrible idea i thought we're doing that after this yeah that's true we are gonna fight [ __ ] no bro you're [ __ ] trained and [ __ ] yeah yeah we caught the train from china yeah and uh i'm sorry i have so many i don't want to ask so many questions no no go ahead dude do it fascinated by north korea me too and i mean you must have been terrified going in right um it seemed like because the rules were fairly strict it seemed like you really had to try to get people angry at you that was that was the one comforting thing like the two michaels yeah and it was it was kind of nice because our beautiful michaels before we went in we were quite stressed but then when we actually saw what it was like and the guides and the guards we interacted with were way more relaxed than i thought like it was less scary than american customs really um it was only when i did something wrong then i started to get a bit like what is wrong because they they told me i wasn't allowed to take photos of the soldiers of military people um so after a while i started taking photos of military people because i was like they haven't stopped anyone else yeah and then they saw me one time and they kind of pulled me aside and they asked me to delete my photos um did you um he did a little trick that was really funny because they don't have much technology there they didn't know that you know when you're looking through a dslr and there's a video that shows you a preview of the video they didn't know that you could click on that to play the video they thought that was the photo so if i started filming the ground they just thought i took a photo of the ground so they didn't delete the majority of myself you're literally going to north korean prison now like you just admitted to it what you just admitted and i got scared after that i was like were you guys allowed to film though yeah yeah you could film it because i think they they they take you to nice places so they kind of want you to be filming there to kind of show the world the kind of everything's probably they don't take you anywhere where you're going to film something bad did you guys have to it was uh this is during kim jong-un was yeah did you guys have to like show respect to like the deer like the great leader i couldn't wait to no i'm gonna wave the opportunity the first thing we did he's a juicier believer dude he's a supporter of it's [ __ ] up yeah the first thing they did was took us to two giant statues and we had to lay flowers at their face i've seen that one the one of kimmel's song yeah they say it's completely gold do you have to buy the flowers it's definitely not right they make you pay for the flowers they make you pay for everything did they take you on the tour of the captured ship i mean liz look yeah ussp i can't believe it only got 1.4 million views that's crazy oh my god oh yeah there it is do you think they take the flowers and put them back on the stand and make someone buy them again oh it's kind of creepy that's the first thing we haven't made you guys look like [ __ ] babies in this dude yeah it's a dirty mustache no this isn't going to put that in there you can't just have dead babies no one's gonna watch it now holy [ __ ] but did you hear about the fire yeah so we were kind of trying to talk about the kind of propaganda yeah yeah did you get to meet locals well we didn't [Music] yeah and then they they got annoyed at me and i was like oh that's right they're real people going up to the people on the train being like whoa look at you that's crazy damn it's kind of crazy seeing uh it's kind of crazy seeing a better public transit here like in in north korea then los angeles isn't this like the deepest yeah 75 meters or something nuclear fall out that photo is great because alexa got beaten up in that photo everyone just showed he got beaten up by like 10 chinese dudes like wait why i don't remember that oh well i guess um you got beaten up aren't the tours like really guided no you're in china yeah oh in china why'd they beat your ass like [ __ ] you probably deserved it you probably deserved it did you i was in a club and i think i just hooked up with the wrong person oh oh i thought you disrespected xi jinping or something yeah yeah it turns out she had a boyfriend waiting outside and friends it's not like you knew yeah no it was it was really good because alexa came back to the hotel where i was sleeping and he was like oh i got beaten up by guys by and they hit me with bicycle tires and i was like that sounds like [ __ ] i don't believe this bicycle tires are lights you can see like oh you might not be able to see anything so in the morning when i woke up i walked back to the nightclub and in front of the nightclub it was just like 30 bicycle tyres well you got off better than otto did in in north korea so there's that you think you'd go back and when you showed the hairdresser i mean if they invited us i'd consider it but just for tourism i don't know [Music] i feel like it's not in their interest to like i don't know it just it just [ __ ] things up worse for them if they if there's a big scandal why can't we go it's a u.s thing whatever i mean i just i probably wouldn't want to i would want to go i would 100 go if i go if i if i had if i had one that'd be so sick no if i had a 100 guarantee of safety and so like i'm not going to [ __ ] anything up but i would be more i mean yeah if i was 100 safe but you can't guarantee that if you did a government run thing you could probably and he brought in a lot of money you could probably yeah if you brought in money you could do anything it's um like how much like what like sneak money into normal no no no no money for them if you did it as like let's say you want to film something there and if you can like pay north korean cameramen and pay north korean like producers then yeah in violation of american nations yeah i would never do that go to north korea and like make a video they're using only north korean workers and actors yeah someone said north korean propaganda someone did a documentary i 100 would do that by the way what the [ __ ] that'd be so sick to do with north korean propaganda on youtube isn't there like a north korean property i don't think that's real it's not real they're in malaysia yeah but it's like a korean it's called korea now yeah and there's knca which is that but is that north korean or is that someone i don't know korea now do you know that one um i'll pay for it by uh the top of the hour outbreak that i forgot to run so i'm running it right now it's 6 30. we're still waiting by the way for the food hopefully it's [ __ ] makes you on time because i think i ordered way too much oh wait it's wrapping up okay okay yeah no it'll be here it'll be here soon okay good never mind um okay uh here's the woman at right now all right i'm just fast i've never met somebody that's been in north korea oh yeah where do you have citizenship in america yeah no i mean i for the record i don't want to go because i i'm a little scared yeah um but yeah i mean i've been to south korea i honestly think it's super safe like the guys who've gotten in trouble what have they done they've done like bad yeah like sorry what do they think about gay people i don't think they exist over there you know i don't think yeah things were like isn't it like weed i think like weed they have uh they don't have like a criminalization laws around wheat or something if i remember that we saw i saw marijuana growing on the streets same within areas of russia no idea yeah people just don't have enough time to [ __ ] smoke it because everyone's working yeah we were coming from china so like some things in china weren't as good as north korea like the water was a lot cleaner in north korea it was nice not seeing rubbish that's just yeah everything's super clean but it it was just a very clear difference between pyongyang and the rural areas like the rural areas a lot of people didn't even a lot of people were walking people didn't have vehicles they had bicycles a lot of the time it's still better than i expected like i didn't get any like but pyongyang from what i understand has like improved dramatically over the course of the past 20 years despite like the insane unjustifiable and crippling sanctions that they that they have to exist under well they went through sanctions like during their famine in the 90s like they were getting smashed it's also the whole like near genocide thing of north korea what is it 90 of all [ __ ] buildings were reduced to rubble in north korea like two million people killed yeah not great not great track record on that from america or turks which were involved which were involved in australia yeah all the all the world's forces got together and and [ __ ] really dunked on north korea talking about top gun have you seen um the battlefield chosen reservoir what's that it's like the highest grossing movie of the year last year um it's like a it's a chinese i think i know yeah uh north korea about the war in korea um it's [ __ ] sick what is it how do you spell it like uh oh there you go oh yeah is it like the chinese version of top wait where's the movie what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] google something else wait hold up dude are they are they [ __ ] suppressing this on google dun dun no yeah i watched it last year it's is it good i mean it's pretty cheesy i think the chabot boys watched it right if i'm not mistaken oh i think they watched um a wolf warrior oh yeah they did yeah yeah this one's um so it's a chinese movie yeah today do they censor stuff here like they do in china or not do we have no idea what kind of stuff like you know like you read all this stuff about china making them cut things out oh probably i have no idea what the original they did well it would probably be like you just wouldn't be able to use american vehicles if you're making an america anti-american movie like top gun they couldn't use the things if they were being critical all the american vehicles were all cgi um but you you can wait there's a third one bro but you just can't this is the third one at this point they've gone free they use all the real vehicles and apparently blow up real [ __ ] in the chinese one i i think right isn't that true the whole movie's just them hiding from giant planes okay this is trailer three not the third movie i got a chat you corrected me adequately okay i'm sorry i'm sorry for my stupidity goddamn i thought the wolf warrior i thought the wolf warrior one they'd like to do really weird they they often i feel like now they have enough americans what they call them like white monkeys that's the term for it like that [ __ ] one youtube guy bart is it bar baker like the one who used to do like the parody music videos he like moved to china well i before youtube i was thinking of doing that because you can become just the americans and the bad guys in movies if you go to china in bollywood movies just being the the bad guy would be very funny americans that's what hilarious in this movie though yeah they call them for the record yes chat they call them white monkeys like uh white people that go to china and are like basically abused by the chinese entertainment industry they get paid a job you get paid well yeah yeah bart baker quit youtube now he's trying to get big on the chinese internet yeah this was a very sad video that we watched i would be i would be a white monkey if they let me [ __ ] ride around on the train all the time [Laughter] i was just i straight up dude i would [ __ ] run around dude i'd get on that train it'd be so sick that's it that's all i want i want some is is he actually big on the internet maybe that's good i i don't think so i don't even think that they're that like overall they're that popular especially from this um so yeah i mean why am i speaking why am i talking [ __ ] to saying white monkey when i'm literally a white monkey for twitch in america so there you go yeah you're right you're right chatters you're right was the most replayed part i hate that it doesn't deal with weed yeah it doesn't exist drugs don't exist you don't need drugs if you live in north korea everything's perfect that's true white face jobs what the [ __ ] is that so a few weeks ago some chinese company paid me to fly oh they let you oh you can be like a fake white doctor they called me back and said hey he's like um one of that major channels from the web it was funny the first thing we ever turned on we turned on the tv and it was a nature channel but the music was darude sandstorm just playing well this stuff that's fire we got there's a video of it i think yeah how how it's still i think it does it's not that funny but it was just it was very funny for us at the time no copyright just [ __ ] blast sandstorm dude do they have were they piping in like maybe a special like news channel to you guys or you know oh you could be can we get english news in there like in our language no it's not korean korean how different is korean in uh like like korean spoken apparently quite different i mean we don't speak from people we've heard oh yeah they were saying the accent is very very different so they can't understand people north korea yeah it's probably like it's probably the different dialects of turkic languages you know what i mean like azerbaijan versus like turkish where like one can understand the other like i can underst uh people from azerbaijan can understand turkish but people from turkey can't really understand uh the the aussie turkish that they speak why didn't east and west germany get the same thing maybe they weren't separated long enough it's that it's that 40-year mark where it i think so it's like a lot of everyone's not that big but i guess because yeah so you need like a physical barrier or like us because i think chinese is like that as well i think chinese has varied can have very different yeah there's places here you could go where you don't know what the hell they're talking about people don't understand us at some point yeah i barely [ __ ] understand what you guys are saying i just nod and smile half the time i'm like all right was it awkward at all when you went to outback steakhouse like the waitress was like oh i don't think anyone even knew that we had australian accents i felt like they were they just wanted to go home someone's saying south korea north korea are very different dialect the side they've been separated from for so long that much of the vocabulary is different north korea also uses more russian loan words and avoids english whereas south korean has tons of things this is like some darwin [ __ ] where the birds are on different islands and so they start like becoming different yeah yeah adapting to their environments that's interesting um china has a lot of different dialects like mandarin cantonese etc yeah i wish i [ __ ] knew any any chinese like still we can still learn right you can't learn a language anymore we're getting there do you think bart baker learned chinese so he could yeah he was he was spitting bro look at this he's like knee how like he [ __ ] was dropping he's like yeah navigate like chinese american relations i feel like you can make a lot of money as well he's probably yeah like being on the ground the weird thing is he's like appealing to like the worst chinese people i mean you guys have seen that disrespectful to be fair it's also disrespectful no i know yeah it's so it's so funny that like people were mad at him uh about this like in america and they're like or whenever they get like legitimate bisexual and it's like bro what do you think the american position is on taiwan like yeah they give money and weapons to taiwan but like they also are like no one china [Laughter] oh man so impressive when he doesn't did that get mad or was this him preempting it no no no no no he they did get mad just he lived i think he like he's pretty [ __ ] fluent and he's like been living there on and off and [ __ ] like and and uh i think they got mad at him so he did he left he's like what is this did a late show has acquired the full apology oh what the [ __ ] oh yeah oh god damn it i want the [ __ ] real one chat do you guys have that readily available we can pull it up real quick i don't give a [ __ ] about this like late show [ __ ] it's like how would you compare it to because i don't really understand it a country that what do you mean wait what china and taiwan relationship yeah there's other countries around the world like that where there are kind of parts of the country we don't we don't have a relationship like that because we are the imperial superpower yeah texas right mexico but like i wouldn't get mad like why would people get mad well we're like i said because we already own all the colonies it's like you're in a position where you could lose that chunk of your country yeah you'd be angry well it'd be like serbia that's not will's no i know right so it would be like if i don't know puerto rico was like if if if there was a another colonial power that was able to like uh offer weapons to and and consistently funded like a like a separatist puerto rican movement and then puerto rico was like i want to separate from the united states and we were just like no uh and and refused to allow that to happen so who gets mad though is it like citizens or is it just the government that gets mad probably a mix i don't know like i think that people is the government trying to think like how mad i would get about yeah i don't know it's probably different though when it's it depends like i mean they're more nationalistic so probably like i can see there being like a more nationalistic approach so like like conservatives would get mad you know they mean to be like puerto rico's ours brother what the [ __ ] you know what i mean like i can see them being upset which i'm sure like there are i mean there's plenty of chinese nationalists too but they're true humiliating history with colonialism and like they've been for the past you know a couple hundred years of fighting to kind of make everything china again so i think it's like a i don't know it's a sore spot i think the taiwanese chinese relationship is more complicated than the way we try to than the way we understand it in america and the way that even like some taiwanese expats uh mention it in america considering that i am related to one or related to a taiwanese people i don't know i have a different approach to it than others but um it's more like it's more like yeah we don't want to rock the boat kind of thing rather than like we desperately want to leave china and like we will do it in violent means you know what i mean it's not like that but if you look at like american media the way they describe it is like it is a relationship built upon like [ __ ] hatred they don't want to collaborate and they're [ __ ] want to do that whereas more people are just like they just don't give a [ __ ] i think like one way or the other they just don't want any kind of like serious uh violence to happen so he so he made the apology just to sort of like help quell his like business relationship problems yeah probably so he can appear and move chinese movies or go in the wwe in china so then is this so big chilling is like a like an ad for them or like just like i like [Music] is [Music] you have to record this bit and he's just like in a car after an event like this like he like has to do this i thought he was him actually trying to be funny no it's definitely no no no no no no no never else celebrities do ads it's exactly the same yeah his own movie yeah yeah yeah but he's going to be like all you have to do yeah but why is he holding the ice cream he's trying to he's trying to he's trying to make a joke make it more fair like i don't know exciting oh sure different helmets oh god peacemaker or something [ __ ] sucks he's like super american yeah yeah and then seeing this is like literally the exact opposite it's really funny i guess peacemaker is like technically supposed to be like a satirical approach to uh captain america right like you're supposed to have like a trash clansman and he's like this like just offspring that had to deal with that did peacemakers suck i don't know i didn't watch the i didn't watch the tv show i just thought that like what is it what's the [ __ ] the group that they're a part of in the movie wait him or the no no the original movie that he's a like the it's like the justice league suicide squad yeah i didn't like suicide squad that much so that's why yeah which one the first one no i didn't watch the first one i watched the second one i never even watched the first suicide squad i think peacemaker was better than the second suicide mod oh okay the first suicide squad was horrible i just i don't know i i the only the only cape should i watch is boys now i feel like that's so good you might like peacemaker the show then maybe um john cena apology uploaded by the guardian oh the full one here okay honda um said you have to well i mean they definitely were like yo you got to fix this immediately i would to be to be honest i it might have been the [ __ ] studio that was like you need to fix this because like he is a oh he is a product he is a marketable product and one of the most important parts of his like marketability is his access to the chinese market as someone who's like fluent right so i think that's the reason why he did that [Music] that opinion yeah more sorry than travis scott yeah wwe is extremely popular in asia really yeah oh this is cena month that's true thanks for watching john cena on cena month yeah wwe no they they'll be not not in the [ __ ] world uh wrestling federation dude um yeah it's uh are there any openly gay wwe stars i think there was a what is a stardust or something wasn't he like did that make him the bad guy at the time oh because they all have like scripted things bro look at this one wwe wwe says june is cena month with or without john cena why are they why is that a threat what we don't care [ __ ] uh gold dust gold dust that's what that was the i thought he was like but he was never like openly gay but he was um oh he was like they eluded close enough yeah yeah no no he's like he was he was like queer-coded but like imagine if like uh like a gay character is written by a straight man like a group of straight dudes wrote like a gay character so he's like i mean here i'll show you hold on it actually sounds kind of like a funny challenge yeah this is strange like every villain in the 90s yeah no no literally like he's like mischievously gay you know what i mean he's not like he's not just like regular gay hold on mischievously yeah yeah you'll see here i'll show you what i mean like a lobster bad person from like powerpuff girls or something or him he was like didn't you wear like a no he was like super flamboyant you know and and and i mean this was like back in the you know it was a long time ago you know what i mean so like yeah i just made that episode that's pretty good look at you dude uh darren young and chris canyon were openly gay but are they like actually wwe his shtick was that he'd do gay sexual harassment that's pretty fun there you go which by the way i mean dude i love i had a little like wrestling era because i i never grew up with wrestling obviously i grew up in turkey so uh a couple months ago i started watching like these old [ __ ] old footage of like uh like the you know 2000s like wrestling era specifically post 911 and like the surrounding culture around like wrestling [ __ ] awesome that one of my favorite characters is uh there's uh what is it muhammad uh what was the guy's name guys not a bad guy of course oh no he was like a woke muslim man living in america who hated america because of all the islamophobia in america post 9 11. and he would say he would basically say muhammad hassan yeah okay so his name is muhammad hassan i can't believe i forgot his [ __ ] last name um his name is muhammad assan he's an italian man who does not speak arabic at all okay he's playing this like uh i think he's supposed to be like egyptian or afghan or something and uh his manager is iranian and he's actually iranian so he's like speaking fluent farsi and and like they're side by side and he's speaking of farsi and then like you know uh muhammad assan is not saying anything he's only speaking in english but they're supposed to be like together like the axis of evil and uh all he did was basically say stuff like all he did was basically say stuff like you know uh [ __ ] america for you know being horrible to the muslims you know what i mean and then they would just boo him yeah that's his manager who's who's persian he still does a [ __ ] load of weird [ __ ] yeah be more popular now i mean they they did like i mean they did like there was a rape arc like literally like yeah vince mcmahon's daughter was like was like sexually assaulted by like uh one of the [ __ ] who was it who was it chat the the main guy like actually yes yes yes yes the the triple h like sleep raped vince mcmahon the owner the [ __ ] owner of like wwe his daughter and like forcibly yes forcibly married her uh while she was like under the influence of drugs and they filmed it okay when she was supposed to actually uh marry someone else and triple h like cuck them but triple h is actually married to her in real life uh which is why he's like the kind of the poster boy of wwe it's like white trash reality [ __ ] but people believe it that's the [ __ ] up thing is like a lot of people watching it think it's real yeah i remember when i was a kid and i watched it i thought it was real okay i'll be honest i went to watch a wwe match and i started i went to smackdown in l.a and i started i was like oh man this is [ __ ] so strange it's like it kind of like this kind of sucks like it's all fake you know and by the end of it i had like a 24 ounce beer in my hands oh yeah yeah it was actually really [ __ ] awesome yeah i don't i don't think people think it's real they just like watch it like a soap opera it is soap opera it is literally a soap opera for hicks which is awesome that is actually really bad terrorist attack the undertaker so one of the main things about uh wrestling is that you're supposed to uh you're supposed to basically take the hits right you're supposed to like it's it's about cooperation because like they hit you have to sell it otherwise it won't work because they're not like actually hitting you in a lot of instances so the thing about the undertaker is that he actually his entire stake is that he does not cooperate so like he is seen as this like deity this [ __ ] superpower that uh is is invincible so like when they hit him he doesn't flinch and that's like you know that's what people you know that he doesn't sell basically he feels no uh he feels no pain because he's dead [Music] no he's not the gay character watch [Music] defense contract [Music] they got weapons too dude oh they have like dude they have they had like posters i remember watching like because there's like talking points and stuff and when they're doing that oh they're choking them they're choking and they're horrific notoriously bad business practices like they don't get the the uh they don't get medical care they're like [ __ ] contractors vince mcmahon is a gigantic piece of [ __ ] like actual [ __ ] super villain [ __ ] um it's really really bad and anytime any wrestler has tried to uh you know unionize the the wrestlers like they get they get blacklisted yeah get killed off of the show a bunch of terrorists come out yeah oh there was an illegal immigrant mexican arc i'm here to prove a point you see this is our most poorest part of our entire border it's basically one of those oh yeah the mexicans they're pouring in imagine you're a migrant you jump this is where there is illegal immigrants across this border each and every year mexicans have come to our country [Laughter] [Music] just whispering all the time bro literally almost like a half of america it's like half of the state of texas i know i grew up here they were lazy they looked at government like it's big brother [Music] he's [ __ ] out of his mind he said mexicans are taking advantage of american health care like what health care bro how the [ __ ] do hey [ __ ] do you have healthcare [Music] it's pretty jacked i hope he beats the [ __ ] out of them well technically i think he is the villain like he's literally being like the villain in the situation you tell your alaskan family that they better stay in mexico they better stay south of the border because this australia is not the only country with a white white immigration policy you know that's uh this show is awesome no it's [ __ ] dope i love i'm so fascinated by america here watch watchman's mcmaster the n-word how are you doing yeah what's good in the hood just holding it down trying to take care of business keep it up i'm a [ __ ] [Applause] yeah and he's he's the ceo he's an american yeah i know he was like i need to do this yeah why why is he on drugs no that's just yeah no it's pure unadulterated america baby that's the only drug he's on that's coursing through his veins dude this is a lot uh yes no he's very much alive actually as a matter of fact fun fun fact right now he is under investigation uh according to a washington post report uh because he may or may not have paid three million dollars to hide uh where is it where the [ __ ] is it is it isn't there like a like a three million dollar cover-up or something where is it i i [ __ ] saw it or more than that where is the article hold up i guess like the john mcafee vibes i don't know who that is make sure you don't show your camera he's like a crazy old white man who made a bunch of money oh it's not wall street journal it's uh or it's not wobo's wall street journal let's see okay wwe board probe secret 3 million hush pack by ceo vince mcmahon sources say company says relationship was consensual and is cooperating with the inquiry it's not that bad i guess it's like it was consensual so um but he paid three million dollars in in hush money to who knows is someone he had an affair with in a letter to the wall street journal mr mcmahon's attorney jerry mcdewitt said that the former paralegal hadn't wait hold on our food is almost here by the way i can't believe it took this long oh i'm so hungry oh [ __ ] we'll probably have to leave and like yeah i know we're going to eat salt we're going to eat 34 minutes we're going to eat so much [ __ ] food before we go boxing yeah well you can just do a little taste test if you want a little taste i don't know if you guys are hungry if you're not you don't even need to eat to be honest yeah my bad well technically you're bad because you [ __ ] came so late right i like traffic bad yeah that's true it takes an hour to get anywhere i mean so you guys have seen donald trump on on wrestling right another straight to the throne he is a haircut he's a haircut steve austin what's going on [Music] uh i don't know which year it's from but back when the media loved him dude his sims are so funny it's like you're a [ __ ] 40 year old man dude how are you going to stand the president he is not familiar with this is not real estate 2007 people are saying it's like 2000 what are you going to say i was just going to say fox news does this thing where they talk about the media like they're like they're not a part of it yeah yeah like not only are they the media they are the most popular like they literally are the most popular news broadcasters it was like what was it recently when people watch it they're like yeah i'm not going to listen to the media after this yeah hold on the media told me you can't tell me america's not the greatest kavanagh it's like on the media you know it's like yeah yeah you can't tell me america's not the greatest nation after seeing this this guy became a [ __ ] president oh they did they fought for a kid instead of doing it in court yeah there was a there was a child custody battle played out with a ladder like a suitcase hanging from the ceiling and like it was in the suitcase no like it was on the sidelines um uh and and whoever was able to like reach the suitcase on top of the ladder as they like [ __ ] each other up whoever got the suitcase first basically uh uh you know he he won the shop yeah he got the kid and this was legitimate this was i don't think two male wrestlers fighting each other yeah eddie guerrero versus rey mysterio fight for the custody of mysterious 12 year old kid dominique for each other [Applause] the wrestling industry is phenomenal they're very well expected tremendous competitors for many many god [Music] tonight [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh oh [Music] is i mean i was gonna do it on stream but um okay so i got like literally an insane an insane amount of [ __ ] food okay um whoa okay so let's see what's in here yogurt no it's just regular yogurt this one is uh lamb i think here you go uh chicken no i got no chicken wow looks delicious so we've got lamb chops we got no chicken no i didn't get chopped yeah oh then i kebab dude this looks really good so much better is that chicken is that steak it's uh beef it's like meatballs your face you're lebanese bro you need to eat this these are people this is your people's food no it's not it's turkish okay do i eat do i dip it this this is a famous so good you have a fork yeah there's probably there's fork in there in there somewhere most likely i don't know where it is this is baity okay so it's kind of like a scandal so it's like what he's eating but in a wrap no there's no vegetables in this so he's what he's eating are you that hungry there's probably [ __ ] we're in a house like there's definitely [ __ ] forks that you can grab in the kitchen if you want well that takes a lot of effort okay well they're they're chats themselves to you right now what are they saying about goblins [Music] my favorite fried meatball it's fried meat so this is supposed to be the app oh yeah okay this actually straight up looks like a piece of poop it goes higher go ahead what is this you want to split it okay you guys can see what do you want oh here we go uh how do you say cheers in turkish okay okay is there a simpler version is that something means bone appetit basically what kind of meat is in this just ground beef dude why do you have any allergies i asked i don't like lamb no it's not only the lamb chops are lamb everything else is [ __ ] regular this is manta this is uh like a dumpling [Music] yeah this is like exactly this is like a dumpling it's like a pierogi but much smaller it's called monte yeah um can you can you grab that bag and like hand it over and then those drinks over there are iodon oh there's like raps and [ __ ] too dude i got so much i got too much food you should bring this these are just pita iron that's iodon here everybody it can have one if they want or iron like iron yeah no like iodon like as in iran like you you're running thank you oh i don't even know what the [ __ ] this is to be honest what the [ __ ] is this oh yeah it's a salty so that's the that's the traditional turkish bev bro that's like what you're supposed to drink with the food yeah it's salty is it good it's all right yeah i just wasn't expecting this let me test it out it makes me which is like a cigar berric basically um it has feta cheese in it and like some you're like i'm gonna be honest with hon this is terrible this is awful it's like somebody spilled the salt in my yogurt they're supposed to be salty they're sweet too this little dog goes hey hey why you want me to [ __ ] lie oh it's so come on i want to be honest right right i should be honest why you want me to lie it's bad if you're expecting a sweet drink oh is this another story well i wasn't expecting a salty drink i think that's where yeah oh like if it was more yogurt less salt i think i would not yeah i'd say water down here and then there's another one yeah i could maybe get some wraps okay there's bread inside the bread there's a wrap here too um hold on i'm gonna bring you guys uh oh my god they do french fries too well that's true i didn't know those two things [Music] yogurt is already salty without having salted oh these are good right here really no oreo oh that's the best turkish food i've ever had yeah it was really good whoa you know some people dip them in like a frosty yeah these fries are really good i'll try these bad boys i'm never i'm never doing i'm never late let's open the fridge [Music] you know you order the chicken that looks really [ __ ] good well i didn't order chicken this time often i didn't realize you're gonna be such a [ __ ] [ __ ] horrible stop drinking it then thank you i just had to say it thank you it's like somebody ground up like a mozzarella ball and mix it with water yeah and then came in it's not that bad it tastes like cheese this actually tastes like cheese if you live in a country where everyone just drinks exorbitant amounts of soda this is a weird drink yeah in the real world this is the normal group what real world turkey yeah well turkey is a real world it's a real country i don't believe it okay if you want to try it i'd love to ahead i'm going to be honest that's what you brought me yeah i i want you to be honest you don't have that you don't have to drink the iron if you don't like it so there's some drink on the floor dumplings beneath this layer beneath the layer of uh yeah right i'll try something is this beef you're supposed to eat that with like uh you're supposed to eat this with like uh some some yogurt everything is eaten with yogurt why because you've never had turkey probably why i've never had turkish food this is delicious there's fire you don't like this is beethoven this is delicious i can't believe i've never had real turkish food this is like an enchilada yeah it's similar no no you're not wrong yeah it's similar how's that i think i like this more yogurt more salty yogurt it's not my favorite so far but you know what we're getting better i think you guys want to try it some music for dinner yes please were there any napkins um what am i searching for in here i don't know oh yeah i don't know why i think it's for the rap probably for apologies it's for people like austin oh this is good you like it so you like to bait it okay i don't even know what this is it is like an enchilada let me try the yogurt soup i literally don't know what this is oh i think it's like a it's not it's like it literally looks like a bowl of yogurt i know but i just can't get over like this it feels like yogurt have you tried willie [Music] a little bit i think you and i are probably on the same level of traveling you've been to europe a lot yeah and anything in asia we're kind of on the same wavelength of culturing cultured like middle eastern yeah in the middle east no yeah like i don't i i can just judge by the way we're proceeding like everybody else is like oh he's trying to don't he's a trap he's trying to pull you into his [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] uh what do you call it yeah that's the scandal you're supposed to eat that with the yogurt yogurt on it this is a pretty basic [ __ ] wrap bro you want to try it have you have you ever had like a wrap yeah i loved you i'd love to have a round it kind of feels like oh this looks good when you get a salad yeah they give you the side of dressing but it's like a half a cup of dressing like you put the whole thing of dressing on like if this had half the yogurt i like the yogurt but the thing is i can't taste the balls beneath the yogurt there's too much yogurt for me all right i'll tell you if it's a good one this is really [ __ ] good like it's supposed to be very yogurty and garlicky it's like a garlic yogurt i like it's like uh it feels good but it's just [Music] that's like a really good one too i'm not a big fan of the yogurt based stuff but i think everything else is really good with more tomatoes remember we were doing like food tech in high school like cooking at the class and we have to like taste all the different ingredients yeah i will i've never i don't think i've ever had buttermilk i don't know what the [ __ ] that is um there's a packet what's in that what's in the the the white packet right there uh maybe australian wood where yeah you're calling it inside caffeine oh cathy is different the white the white thing uh right there it's like in front of the iodon uh yeah what is that open it up tomorrow emails all the meats cooked really well kind of like grilled nicely and dried yeah this is muhammad it's like walnuts you guys want some bread yeah this is the app um the tomato smells like oily walnut is a little spicy like it looks almost like sun-dried tomatoes no no no no it's not sun-dried whoa that's so nice that was too much listen bro i had your [ __ ] vegemite all right you're gonna [ __ ] eat this moment or you're gonna like it taste that rap again yeah oh thank you he's just hungry bro let him have it so either chad said austin wants this wrap pack but doesn't want to be rude like this this is nice it's really good pretty strong oh yeah it's not as strong as vegemite no no because it's not as salty but it's got a kick how did they know were you just walking at the rack from the distance they sit here and watch us all i mean not me but they watch him all day so they're pretty they pick up on social cues that's all they're just observing do you want anything you're very smart i'll see what else there is um the beta there's all the food is over there and the and the red stuff um that's just a donated plate that's not that good i don't know what the [ __ ] that is do you gonna say i'll hit your ride with you guys but also i don't is there's your space yeah is it a big tesla there's a little test there's one three there's one one say yeah i was gonna say if you guys want you can go we can go mime but i don't know if you're closer to your destination from the place or not uh no further oh okay we can drive we can ride in my take hand but that's not it's not going to be comfy i do want to go in the car though maybe we could split it and we could take the car just yeah yeah you want to do that split you can see that yeah you can subtle flex it's not these people they they're youtube legends bro what do you mean they make more money than i do what the [ __ ] do you think they might yeah i've got ten of those tin cans what are you recording that one over there underneath the foil is the dessert in the foil yeah um delicious it's really good with yogurt sammy scam daddy put yogurt on that too oh here i have more this looks epic the point is you put yogurt on everything okay turkish food very yogurt based do that i don't know i've never i don't think i've really like him right now you're going to throw this don't tell me i can't eat as much as i want i want a boxing you're a champion did you fight in the uh did you who'd you uh do not available i mean it looks like a bunch of worms i don't know i'd be too like the reason i know i wouldn't be good um i know i wouldn't be good at boxing because i looked at the i watched the boxing match and the first thought that i had as they were going out was oh my god that vaseline would clog my pores and i'd break out that's the first thing i thought i was like i'm not cut out for this he made my skin better did it really yeah i put it on and it was my skin was so smooth and nice afterwards well do you have you ever had acne before no yeah i can yeah you have like perfect skin look at his face you have a face that's like never had any acne yeah is not the same what's the difference is acne when it's like more persistent i think yeah did you like that this is good now [ __ ] yeah all right we got one chad i like it this is all good i like that was really good too yeah the yogurt soup was a little bit cursed that's why that's my favorite i love manta uh i wish it was a little bit more um i wish it was a little bit more uh what do you call it like more salty no you don't like it that's what you like out back steakhouse i don't know how about oh no did you guys have a blooming onion yeah that is like a packet of chips just sprinkled on top of onions bro blooming onions are the [ __ ] come on did we go to a bag i guess is it customary in australia to bring out like a loaf of bread before you no usually no it's very customary to not serve any food to your guests in australia really because my parents are russian so it's a meme in the kind of russian community of just like it's like you go to an aussie house and they won't even put that over there they won't offer you anything like that that's crazy bro my parents would [ __ ] my parents if they were here they went through this oh that was amazing why did you do that it literally was full of juices here use the top underneath that's so good it's all very good yeah what's the what's the uh the water bottles what are these so that's those so it's just a soda it's a it's a carbonated beverage it's sweet i'm so sick of american food which is like you can't even tell what you're eating at all it's so processed like there's no such thing as plain carbs either like if you're eating pasta it's mac and cheese sort of just like plain bread which you do [ __ ] this is supposed to be warmer than this by the way and the main the main component in this is actually um the main component of this is cheese in this really yeah this is the only one that never made it to serbia you guys kept this from us for all those years i'm sorry wrong it smells nice regardless of our imperialist actions this is the real crime [ __ ] cry here is did you open this oh this is this tastes like something this is very familiar it's not twist off dude is it sweet is that i'm twisting it yeah twisting it's very good oh this is fire you want me to hold it forward to pop there's just a little dent in your fork yeah that's pretty nice yeah i like this it reminds me of something i can't drive what is it it's creamy soda tastes exactly the same as creaming creaming soda creaming soda is it called not called everybody got that in australia the pink sauce this is good too yeah kind of tastes like um what like a cereal do we have yeah it kind of feels like they took something that wasn't supposed to be sweet and put a sweetener on it i do like it though oh i don't know if you wanted more i'll try a bit more yeah yeah my mom knows my mom makes everything that's pretty nice she ever made it on that table that's a good table for it no that looks like your brother's table is i'm gonna is that just how you say mom yeah uh i thought it was her my mom's name is i thought her name was but i would never i would never i would never call her by her first name i'm not american are you guys done with this yeah i'm sorry i might give one more piece of bread into this because i was going around there i was like yeah we should we should head off oh yeah okay all right everybody uh that'll be all for today love you guys uh thank you for joining us i'm going to run the last three minute break here um thank you for uh joining us a boy boy i did a thing you can find out there you can find their youtube channels in the chat we've been spamming it hold on let me play the outro

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Length: 92min 16sec (5536 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 16 2022