I Built A TOTALLY Accurate Siege Weapon in Medieval Machines Builder

well this will be interesting looks like I've been teleported back to the Middle Ages and my job is to build up a trebuchet I need wood to start building so I'll take my trusty Rusty ax out come over here to the forest and start hacking down a tree get wrecked tree learn to live actually you live for like 100 years and now it's my job to beat you up yeah that worked all right and that tree just kind of oh it was levitating for a second how does that work is this a magical tree I'm gonna grab that log and shove it right on here yes there we go then I'll take out my ax and start barking it like a dog wait do dogs bark trees or is that what beavers do the Beavers bark I'm not sure uh I gotta do it another time yes so we'll grab our trusty Rusty barked log and run over here to our base of our trebuchet this is good I wonder if we get to break down that wall over there and the game wants me to do it again so I guess I have no other option other to do this again nailed it broke it down okay so I get to make a lower left side beam these are the options now yeah would be games here I got one more tree trunk so I'll do what I do best and magically hack this thing to itty bitty teeny tiny pieces we'll take that over and then we'll set it over here and I'll open up my saw so I can just start chopping this in half all right this is weird how am I just poking it with the tip of a saw and it cuts it deeper you know what I don't ask questions I just cut trees I'll grab both of them off my shoulder because that's awkward looking and then we'll put one here and we'll put one over here now we're gonna need materials to make base Beams I guess so I'll grab uh Nails out of here so we need 20 nails and then I need metal strips uh what's this guy want hey pal what you doing over here today is a hot day you need a bit of rescue fetch me a beer off the banquet table and then you'll give me the rest of the things out of your pants probably so I'm guessing the banquet tables over here along with the carrot it's just gonna take that carrot straight from the ground I did notice this fella was making soup so I'll just throw the character inside of his soup oh neat he needs five of them we'll grab that do you want a dirty fish bone in there too maybe you have a bundle of carrots right there dude why do you want me to give you some but I'll grab a brewski off the table dump it out on my jaunt back over and give it successfully to the quartermaster there you go eat that somehow so he's got the things I need what is it metal strips and wood beams so let's grab the metal strips sure that's fine also there's a wooden block uh a wooden whatever that word was a big rope let's grab some gear mechanisms and iron plating and then whatever this stuff is and then some cows so I guess I'll make another beam up does it go here it wants me to make the right beam we'll put that in oh cool look at these we're gonna band it together that must have been what the metal strips were for cool yeah smack that into place real good smack it real hard nicely done okay uh we have one of these too we'll just put one of those together I'm doing the work this is awesome pretty soon I will be able to ambush my enemies okay I don't have a short wood beam but I do have one of these oh something goes on the back of this one more metal bands hopefully the game doesn't break because I'm doing things not in the intended order but that's fine but hopefully this order is good enough for me we'll smack that into place I'm guessing I have to cut one of these beams in half again so I'll grab my last tree trunk place it on there and then of course spark it again and then we'll cut that thing back into itty bitty teeny tiny wooden pieces thank you Game we're so good at this flap that puppy in the place we'll flop the solar puppy into place maybe no the game's like you have to do one side first why would you think about working ahead okay that side is complete another short wooden beam and a rope there oh I can mount this place in nice two little slaps there and then we'll do these on the front or potentially this is the back so I've made up a few of these taller wooden beams or short wood beams but I need some rope and I'm not exactly sure how to make Roku take a rock rocks look heavy so I mean there's Wheels here oh there's rope okay grab some rope I'll grab another rope how many ropes are there bucket of water we'll grab another rope I don't know how many ropes I need but I'm gonna get every single one of them uh oh I need to pick up eight never mind I found seven of the eight ropes but I found another carrot so that's good news I would like to eat it but I'm gonna make soup instead there's two more carrots hiding somewhere it's been all over this map and I can't find oh there's rope oh there's a carrot neat not gonna lie I'm kind of more excited to see what happens with the bowl of soup than I am to make the trebuchet but I'll do it anyway we'll grab that we'll slap that in we'll just I don't even know what I'm doing I'm looking at it hard cool that worked all right we'll grab this one which magically goes into place here and then we'll just slide that down oh here we go okay very short wood beam we need two of those we also need an axis times two and then uh torsion spring rope whoa all right we'll smack that real good I'm starting to think that this isn't a trebuchet this is more of a catapult do they know that catapults are in Superior in Superior in insubordinate trebuchets are much better forms of Siege Weaponry cool we did it oh we need an arm now arm and metal strip I did see an arm hanging on here give me that no don't use a pickaxe you Dingus okay this is totally a catapult we'll just smack that together doink and doink and doink nice we got wow a spring rope yeah that's an axis we'll put that uh directly into this one oh my word and we'll grab another one that we can pop into place here we'll just gently slide that rope over and we'll grab another one would you stop that dude gently slide that rope over very good I'll chop down another tree because I need to make a short beam and of two very short beams so I think I can just use one of these pick it up and then we'll bark it and cut it in half so I can take one beam off and then cut the little one in half yet again all right cool so I can use these very short ones right here nice put that down slide that into place we will smash that into place too awesome we'll do the same thing on the right side and by right I might mean left we'll grab the other short beam to place it on top right up in here like such as oh this is looking good it's actually a cool what is that a mortise joint that is a really cool joint there I'm guessing yeah so it cuts in halfway and then they they break it in so it fits inside nicely okay and a very short beam and that would be where this slams into but I think I'll grab the wheels first I think I have to do one at a time because I can only carry one wheel at a time oh neat just slam that into place and we'll grab the fourth wheel now to bring that all the way back whoa the guy cut up a giant fish with an ax and just left it there you must need more carrots from me all right so last tent Peg going in like this or whatever it's called oh getting closer to the final result just need a few things thinking one of these things are probably the Walkers here I don't want that button I want that button okay I'm not sure what a locker does it might just lock it into place on the ground I quickly did a cut up of an extra one oh this is looking good we'll just smack that into place uh oh that's just a metal plate that makes sense because I mean catapults would need that and then we'll bolt This Together very good just band it together with iron bars oh at last the Kettlebell is ready Let's test it in battle wow um okay gladly shoot how do I where how do I shoot [Music] pull oh I pulled it back oh that's the clippy I get it I gotta put a rock inside of it a little picky picky up one of these and then we'll load it good and then uh pull nope shoot wow break it break it you missed okay change the power adjust it okay we're gonna pull how do I change it rotate oh yeah we gotta do we Okay the power we want to tear down that castle right how do I adjust the power change distance there it is pull it back that looks pretty good now we get to destroy the building okay here we go pick up another rock we're gonna try to trick the game by loading it in and then I'm gonna jump on it for scientific oh it didn't work but oh that was a good strike let's launch another one fight on the missiles go go go go go oh that was cool okay doing another one and Fire okay I might need to turn it a little bit more oh maybe not that's right inside that's right in the Wheelhouse like real talk I wonder how much kinetic energy is behind one of these balls being thrown like 50 yards into another building probably not as much as a trebuchet would have had come on fire get in there get in there good hit good hit sixth one's a charm oh yeah was so cool do I get to do more oh you didn't stand the towers collapsed I can finally rest no no they're just mad I get to walk to the destination my goodness oh down here over here do I get to have carrot soup now I very much like a carrot soup a loyal engineer fur with great pleasure to write you today to express your gratitude and admiration for your recent success in destroying the enemy's border post your exceptional skills are undoubtedly prone to be crucial as it in the upcoming conflict xuerford's Army was successfully penetrated deeper into the internet territory blah blah blah lots of words bring glory to the kingdom into God's product Union vendors oh that was the demo small preview of what we're working on anyway my friends that is Medieval machines Builder if you'd like to check it out there's a demo Link in the video description thanks for watching boy and I'd like to thank all 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Length: 10min 41sec (641 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 20 2023