I Built a Bald Only Team...

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I'm going to assemble the balest team of all time to see if I can win the Champions League with them but building this team is going to be tricky cuz it's not just every player we signed that must be bald but also the gaffa now we've got plenty of options like Eric Den hog spending these last few years at man united have made him lose every last bit of head that he had we can also go with Shawn dice but I think we got to pick the leader of the bald Army be garola and all right we've got our bald manager to lead the team a billion pounds to build our Squad problem is though that there aren't many great Bal players cuz you see it's now just so easy for the footballers to fly to Turkey get a hair transplant and boom you're no longer bald but back in the day there was some serious Ballers who had no hair and that's why today while building our team we can sign two icons but we got to choose correctly we can also sign one hero and for one of the players we sign for this team we can give them their Prime rating back so that way I think we should be able to build a Champions League winning team so the first player we're looking to add to Bald FC is Angolo con wait a minute why does he have hair in game bro I went through quite a bit of pic of Angolo con online and he was bald in a lot of them so we're going to allow it plus guys this is basically bald and so yep that's our first player in bald FC and I'm glad it's Conte cuz he's 86 rated has won the Champions League before and if we're going to try and win the Champions League we're going to need a player like him the one major problem we're going to have building this team is that most players are just super old cuz yeah it makes sense you're not going to have 23 year olds losing hair the question is now do we give enolo con his prime rating we can only do this once by the way I don't think it'll be worth it though cuz con's highest ever FIFA rating was 88 just a plus two upgrade I think we got to save it the next ball player we're signing has got a perfect shiny head and here's a fun fact about him he's the first ball player in the last 20 years to have scored in La Liga okay actually I don't know if that stat is true or not but I just somewhere online I'm talking about Rio vono easy palazon I think he's going to be one of the youngest players on this team I'm actually curious in the end to see who's the youngest player we've got him at 28 years old 82 rated definitely a solid addition to the team the next play we're picking is from PSG but no it's not anyone crazy like mbappe although it seems like from distance mbappe maybe is bald but nice got he's got a clean hairstyle he just likes to keep it short I guess but instead it's actually Dano perea 31 years old 81 rated Center back I think he's a good addition to Bald FC again both danelo and Izzy palazon are pretty much near their highest ever FIFA rating so there's no point giving them an upgrade I guess we're going to keep saving that until we hit the right player the bald FC continues to expand as we sign Jiao Mario next guys it's literally so difficult to find good bald players jaia Mario was literally the best left midfielder we could find not going to lie with the players we've got so far I don't think there's anywhere we're getting near a Champions League final maybe it's time to use our hero or icon piics and talking about a hero there's a certain ball player that fits in perfectly he was coached by Pep Guardiola and now is a manager himself I'm talking about Vincent company okay he does have a little bit of hair but now whenever I saw him in the Premier League for Man City he was bold I guess he learned from Pep Guardiola but anyways that completes our hero pick we cannot sign any more Heroes but we legit needed him boys an 88 rated Center back now that improves our defense massively also there's another Belgian player who's of course bald but also has a shocking first touch and I'm talking about Romo Lukaku not a strand of hair in his head and that is why we're signing him you know what now this team is coming together and we haven't even used a couple of Icon pigs as well as the prime upgrade and we could use the prime upgrade in our next player cuz it's fabinho currently he's playing in the Saudi league but he used to play for Liverpool won the Champions League and Premier League there and of course he's bald so fits the criteria and the best thing about him is that he's 84 rated 29 years old one of the younger players I don't know fabinho was this young do we want to give him like his prime rating well his best ever FIFA rating was 87 that would be a decent upgrade but 84 already isn't too bad I think we're still going to save it okay we might need to use the prime upgrade in our next player cuz it's 40-year-old Pepe Raina that's right I literally couldn't find any other ball keeper but the good thing thing is back in his prime pepeo was 85 rated and this is the perfect opportunity to use that Prime upgrade and so we've made him 85 rated and we've got him joining our team as the goalkeeper okay we've still got our two icon picks remaining and I think it's time to use one of them if I'm building bald FC and I don't pick cinedine sedan we're doing something wrong one of the greatest players of all time where bald for a lot of his career in game I think for some reason he's got hair at the front but not at the back I I don't get what's up but I think most of us would agree sidan for the most part qualified as as a Balman a fantastic Balman who's won Champions Leagues as a player as a manager one of the greatest players of all time and he's going to be one of the leaders of this bald squad for our next player we're heading back to Saudi Arabia interestingly enough that's going to be our third ball player from there and it's Kalo kibali and I'm glad he's Bal cuz we need a better Center back to 84 rated 32 years old I quite like this and okay that is now our defense complete just one player to go and it can be an icon cuz we've still got one pick left but before we pick that player I need you guys to do me a favor and drop a like as well as subscribe to the channel That would be amazing for our last player we're definitely using our icon pick and like zizu this man was also French and also bold especially when he rejoined Arsenal for the second spell there that's right I'm talking about one of the Premier League's alltime greatest TI Andre and there you go boys we've signed him up for Bal FC just clock Pep Guardiola did goach Andre when he was at Barcelona the ball connection was clicking from then on and that's right guys we've assemble the balest team on FC 24 and honestly this team is surprisingly good to win the Champions League though we're going to need a bench so we've assembled seven more ball players and they're actually decent dmitrovic from Serbia we've got DeMarco he's got Haya but I'm pretty sure in real life he's bald Pepe of course sopan amrabat by the way at age 26 is one of the youngest ball players in here but there are a few more younger like dearco but the youngest is definitely uo but y we got someone like Alexander lacazette on the bench too but this is it time to see if bald FC can win the Champions League okay champions league and the bald FC is off to a decent start second in the group I mean you can't expect them to outperform Bayern Munich talking about Bayern I just remember an onr mention for this team Aon Robin but he's sadly not in the game not even as an icon or a hero he would have been perfect but you know what half a season in Andre and sadan are carrying this team okay but here's where things are going to get tough for bald FC went up against atlet in the round of 16 okay it looks like sedan and hre continue their carry job cuz bald FC have knocked out Atletico oh they just about scraped through PSG and knocking out Real Madrid bro I cannot believe a team of ball players are going to be playing a Champions League final and it's against barusa Dortmund the team that have made the final in real life right now bro this is bold Excellence man look at Andre and sedan Lukaku chipped in as well and CH Mario what a surprise here we go boys a team full of ball players can't believe we've got them all on the pitch also I just realized the only player with a bit of ha isin sadan oh that bald spot that he scores that's brutally a okay come on we need to see some bold Excellence here Lukaku what are you doing oh isy palazon look at him go brilliant bit of dribbling n taking it wide and then completely messing up okay dortman are going through and oh we took the play out that was really bad wait there was a red card yo we're going to be a man down against Bia Dortmund Oh my days we almost conceded bro company was our hero pick and he's become the villain we're not going to have him for the rest of the game bro we have no defense I think we need to change the formation just do something yeah cuz what is this we're going to get cooked bro our defense is literally non-existent we are good get destroyed at this rate bro this is bad this is really bad and we concede okay this is what I'm doing fabinho in defense sedan dropping deeper Andre as well bro company has literally ruined everything but you know what since we do still have Andre and Sudan I still feel like we can win this not if I defend like this Pepe Rena making a big save yo how did that go in we're getting cooked and we're a man down bro this game could really get ugly bro we're heading into the second half at least at least want to score a goal with the bald frauds okay that could actually happen here H re he's got no space but he's going to make his own space hre let's go you know what I'm telling you this team is not out yet we've still got zidan we've still got tiar Onre anything can still happen here of course in zidan running down the wings he scored a bit of pace as well tough angle ah that was that was too much oh Lukaku has gone through oh Lukaku no n man down and we're actually playing really well boys I think we can get something out of this we just need a bit of luck a few minutes later no no no no no no no they score the bald frauds are getting destroyed tonight Lukaku Andre Andre gets us one more back okay there is still hope oh it's beautiful seeing all these bow men get together but it's probably going to be the last time we see them all together cuz we've lost the game to be honest if you thought I'd be winning the Champions League with like Lukaku up top nah it was an impossible task Andre and zadan could only get us this far but hey it was still fun building this team and if you want to watch me try and win the Champions League with a team of goalkeepers click here to watch that
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Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)
Published: Wed May 29 2024
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