I Broke EVERY Bone In Roblox..

yeah I'm hitting myself in the head with a hammer today in Roblox that's not the only thing I could do though I can also jump into this giant hammer and like H get hit and break all the bones in my body as you can see I'm right now getting something called pain which is what we need to be good at this game it'll make sense later I'm sure right now it doesn't make sense to me either okay okay we got 44 out of 100 now I think when we reach 100 we'll have something else to do there are also bosses that we need to defeat with pain and I'm not quite sure how that's done but I honestly can't wait to figure that out boys I really can't 85 86 okay 90 come on let's reach 100 we can do it just got to hit ourselves there we go oh these are the bosses and it says 50 pain recommended to fight the boss okay so what are we going to do to the boss tap to brace yourself okay I'm bracing S I guess we want to like survive what the boss is doing to us maybe the boss is a bunch of U balls hitting us and we survived so we make money out of it okay it makes a little bit of sense now I'll go again then I'll go again all right we are brazing ourselves come on we are ready to get the balls in our face again don't take that out of context please I'm in in Roblox I'm just trying to complete the tutorial right now and then I guess every everything will be a lot quicker but for now balls in our face also my current rank is weenie which I really don't appreciate game not at all actually okay I think maybe this is the last one and there we go we did it we made $120 which now means we can buy better hammers oh no so all of this is just about me buying a better Hammer to hit myself in the head better I feel bad for my RO character but I mean I'll do it oh wow ow yes yes that that definitely helps I'll also get a pet because they also help us so we might as well let's see what we get dude a mouse cute that guy looks like he's seen some things all right equip best there we go we now have our little pet mouse and he makes us better now I've noticed something while we were over here I basically need to get even more pain so that we could defeat the next boss where I need 450 the the mouse is going to help us with that and the better Hammer too but I can also buy items here but I need 28 bucks for that so I don't really have money for it yet let's get to that like 500 pain or something like that so we can defeat the next boss okay that actually went by super quick what is this a fire hydrant I don't even know how that's going to how that's going to cause me any pain but I guess we'll find out dude oh gosh wait am I going to have enough time so actually brace myself oh it's super close though okay there we go we managed to do it fire Hydra oh you know what I can see why that might might hurt I I can see why so we got 70 bucks from that which means I can now afford the items over here use items to cause pain okay so like what warm flame am I going to be burning myself now dude what equip oh all right yep yeah I can just put myself on fire yeah that's no that's totally normal bro that is complete that's a normal thing to want to do right there so basically I need 175 bucks to go to like the new place um I guess we just save up as much pain as we can and then we'll defeat the fire hydrant even quicker I think I think that's the strategy right now I can also fought another pet so let's go do that I just realized now that I can actually use Auto Train I should have done that so long ago bro my hand is already hurting from clicking okay I know it's a first world problem but it is a problem okay equip that Mouse too now we've got two mice equipped and I guess we should just fight the fire hydrant now let's do that then it should be easier to brace ourselves now yeah look at that that is so much quicker dude fire hydrant go and defeat him again we need more money all right okay so we've got $142 let's see can we buy anything here that's the one that's the one we got uh $22,000 for a leather mullet it dude that's way too expensive let's buy three pets then maybe they will help us out o a cipar dude that's sick heck yeah dude we are a lot better now look at that guy he does not give a crap about anything okay let's get a little bit more op just to make things go quicker I want plus six pets equipped that's what I want I also want a skip countdown I think that's like when you fight a boss I kind of hate that it does that then I also want double pain yes uh double injuries I mean that just sounds amazing plus three items equipped that means we're going to have more things to damage ourselves with I'm pretty sure so that's it that's all I'm buying for now but I've already got 6,000 freaking pain levels so I think we're good dude now I just need to defeat the boss a bunch of times and then we can go on to the next World all right fire hydrant do your worst literally please here we go hello boom done fighting again and we should now be able to unlock the next World I can't wait to see what's hiding in there maybe even worse ways to hurt myself we'll just have to find out unlock it boom hello there oh we've got C we have definitely got C that I can be ran over by all right let's see boom ow ow okay yes that that definitely hurts I set myself on fire oh my goodness bro if I just kind of like chill here at the cause I can keep farming free points yes hit me car hit me thank you then I'll just go towards this one again yep hit me again buddy I'll set myself on fire too you know I'll do everything just to get my pain number up okay the items over here cost 1,000 bucks that is very expensive but what about 5,000 power to fight the first boss I've already got 21k so I mean we might as well get to 35k and fight that boss and then make a bunch of cash right let's get to 35k I feel like I'm skipping some steps right now but I appreciate it okay 30k we only need 5K more we're almost there just got to keep getting hit by cars yes this is how you win a game in Roblox guys it's fine it's completely normal I guess we should be a little bit above 35k or else he will be kind of hard to defeat also I got to say this is the first Roblox game where it's actually not about defeating the boss the boss has to defeat me kind of all right I'm going to go ahead and try the tanker Collision see that's sounds nice all right we got to brace ourselves for this one it sounds like it's about to hurt a lot can you get your hands in front of your face quicker please sir thank you let's see what it is hey it worked I guess actually you know what never mind we do beat him he does beat us so I guess it's not a game where the boss beats you after all $7,100 oh my goodness we are rich I'll just go straight ahead and buy a new Hammer dude uh yes let's get this one thank you that's going to be even better then we should also be able you know what let's just buy nine pets of the worst one just to like get a better chance of getting good ones right okay equip best there we go can we like oh fuse them yes that's exactly what I was looking for fuse fuse and fuse and now equip best there we go so now our pets actually pretty op next up we're going to need the new items which is what you need to hurt yourself really that's that's what those do we only need 1,300 so I can already buy three items from here it's all dumbbells okay so what what do these guys do equip equip equip um oh yeah dumbbells are falling on my head guys I'm whacking myself in the head and I'm having dumbbells fall on my face too and also putting myself on fire I'm doing a lot to my pork I right now I feel bad for him regardless it is once again time to challenge the tanker and this time it's going to be very easy for us check this out we are ready dude we are so ready for you yep here we go and we can move on to the next area already I think maybe let's see no we need to do it once more but you know what that's fine we don't want to beat the game too quick either that's not fun dude race yourself the tanker is coming in weenie boy oh yeah I haven't ragged up yet I guess that requires a rebirth and I can't really be bothered to rebirth in this game I'm sorry guys we're beating it without rebirths go on to the next area please thank you very much now what's so special in here ooh it's a playground the final boss I wonder how much it takes to challenge him 500,000 okay you know that's actually insane that is a lot of pain but we're going to get there I Believe in Us ow okay yep wao what just happened I don't know I I don't know what just happened to my character that was crazy 127 129,000 I guess we just kind of got to farm until we hit 500k which is a lot of work but I'm doing it dude I'm clicking every button I'm getting heard on the playground playing wheel thingy we're doing everything we can to make this a little bit easier on us let's make some more money on the tanker and then upgrade our like hammer and pets I think we have to do that to take on the last boss well that should be enough money to definitely buy a lot of things with the last hammer for example I will take that thank you very much I'm now hitting myself with a giant rock I don't recommend doing this guys so I can buy a bunch of the $75,000 pets let's do that actually I'm just going to buy as many as I can let's equip best and let's see if we can fuse any of these the cow the pig there we go equip best and now we should get a lot more pain for what we've got there's still a long way to 500k but at least it's easier now 300K I'll take it what about this how much does this do ooh ooh that's a good one dude that is actually a really good one look at this almost at 400k already we are about to beat the game and 500k let's see if we can take on the final boss I'm still a weenie which is pretty swag if you ask me okay what is this one a plane or something oh wow okay wait I really got to brace myself I really got to brace myself two what I did it with 1 second left what's going to happen oh we defeated the final boss guys a plane flew directly into my head and I didn't even care about it

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Length: 11min 25sec (685 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 27 2024