I bred a PANDA ARMY in Minecraft

ah work you've caught me in an awkward time I'm exploited I'm smuggling meself another panda Jack Black needs a mate we need to start breeding pandas this one's like a worried panda or something I don't know he's crying about I saved you from the bamboo forest man you're about to join me in my super awesome zoo my vegan zoo I'm a vegan you should be happy about being saved by me I started playing three hours ago went and got myself another panda so I've already been playing Minecraft for three hours but I have secured myself another panda and we can begin our panda repopulation efforts and save the species I hope Jack Black wants to mate with this panda this pandas just crying all the time women beware women beware someone made me texturepack and it's made some changes to Minecraft I don't think I'm gonna always use the texture pack was definitely funny welcome to the giant actually can't say that word anymore I got told by you too but I can't say that word anymore but it's implied you guys can figure it out so the problem with this pen here is because it's a panda it like it runs away from me no come in come in it still follows me if I got bamboo but it's just so slow that means so sad but it's no everyday a panda gets to mate with Jack black all right you should be on it you should be excited panda you get to mate with Jack Black okay the pandas in the wolf go I wish I managed to grab like literally any other type of panda I wanted a different type of panda I wanted to diverse to the Panda species why couldn't I get any other type of panda them too sad panda you're gonna have so much fun in your enclosure you're gonna make so many babies don't you want to meet Jack Black I hear you're a big fan come on now I know why species goes extinct cuz scientists just give up trying because it's just too much effort I'm on it good good go yes come in the enclosure yes yes y'all squeen look at you guys you're so cute together a fixed enclosure in a minute but first look at these beautiful pandas together they made a baby already I even get to name the female yet Jack Black you move quick dude what a kid baby as they will make more panda babies in a second look at that someone made a mud pack they put they put my face on on melons even that might be too many faith Blazer faces even for me I'm not gonna lie well I appreciate your efforts I'll give you a big shout-out in the in the comments but like I feel like you've ruined the sanctity of melons like it just gets a bit excessive when you look at the child I love my face but it might be a bit much they made the dogs look like Willy okay so okay I also put my logo on every bed they change pumpkins to look like melons say ha ha Alex was that Alex's apparently set us up a giant dungeon but apparently it's it's insane so I'm like I'm thinking maybe I'll keep that for a few episodes when I got all my gear there's even more there's even more you wait you wait are there raiding my village I just really what's the hell what the hell bro you raid in my village you ride my village brother that's what I thought no one attacks d-town I can't say the real world anymore no one attacks detail thank God but God no one attacks detail you thought you could raid detail I'm gonna lure this guy into the into the Thunderdome come to the Thunderdome buddy yeah okay come on they are they change one of the the textures in the Thunderdome that's why one this guy here we got him in the Thunderdome you ready for this you see that so they are they change the texture of TNT to be de monetizable TNT let's guard to monetize this raid array you ready yeah get the monetize dude get to monetize bro oh god that was great oh there's more Raiders Scott my health is so low don't do I have so much experience i don't--all lose it are you serious god I had so much xp for my FJ fishing I didn't realize that because I have my own village now I can get raided ah lucky I got this super sweet bow because like I've died like three times fighting these guys on the ground yay yes I'm so over being raided no there's more when is his right toe into N I'm running out of melons dude I was just trying to show you guys the laser beam texture pack and look what's happening oh yeah that gum ah that's a bull thing and it's being ridden oh my god get back she beasts oh my god this bow is insane there's no way I'd win this fight on the ground there is no way I'd win this fight on the ground from now on I'm doing all these raids with just the eat bug although this thing absolutely shredding where this guy is oh this guy's got some speed this dude oh my god this guy's snorted some J fuel or something what's he done please let that be the end of the raid yes oh my god I'm so over it yes the raid is finally done that's what you get for coming the d-town bro can't say the name many more got to be disney channel a's babe that was literally 25 minutes of me - a fighter raped at least I got like fire I got a totem of undying I'm not really sure what that does but I really underestimated how good this bow is like I used it on the Enderdragon I would have died like a hundred more times if it's not for that buck is the hero of détente praise be praise be oh it's night time I can keep showing you the modpack hey yall pinned o at the pan that grew up that's how long I was spotting that raid for the Panda is grown I found the thing I needed to find are you ready for the my favorite part of the texture pack what's going on guys and welcome back to the channel I mean that's cool we love we love music but yes on the death tummy so now every time they chased me I can't help but say what's going on guys I'm sorry Elliott we love you we love you very bit like I had to put your dad dude I have to put you down I have to put you down I'm so sorry Elliott I'm so sorry alright I'm ready to play the stock market let's go wants to sell me stuff the funny thing is arm they couldn't actually fit in there in their day houses before so what do I build these like gross on the on the sides who can I sell stuff to straightaway you can I show you some stuff yes I can sell him coal so let's uh make some serious emerald to do oh look at my emeralds sorry ready Oh so yeah as I make more trades they obviously level up and get more stuff to sell so over time I'm gonna have to level all my guys up get all the perfect trading options and we will make so many emeralds level up level this guy's a librarian he'll sell me orchid selling paper yeah so I got some paper he'll sell me magical enchanted books once I level him up oh the hell you guys been doing it in you've been pumping out a whole bunch of babies no you guys can leave you guys can join the real world now yes I can sell this farmer wait this is what I wanted these guys always make me the most money yes yes I can make so much more wait you ready oh my god yes so many emeralds I want to level this farmer up so I'm spending tons of emeralds to level him up just to buy apples apples are a good vegan food that's yes why melons stocks are much more knew you'd make me so much money someday boy does it pay to BP we will now turn melons into emeralds and become melon billionaires look at that money honey oh my God look how fast he levels up when I sell them the melons this guy appreciates proper vegan melons escape our boys he's a master farmer now this is good this is good so this is why we want multiple farmers that can buy all my melons and I can make some insane emeralds faster so that's just like the basic system we're gonna make this far more advanced I will turn melons into emeralds and then emeralds into Dharma Dharma as much as I love that mod pack it's just like it's just confusing me it's just the melons are back to look and pure I mean as good as they look with the laser face on no pure so we've been rated right so I'm like I want to protect a detail heat golem down there mate he's doing a good job he's solid but like I want to build a moat I like the 14th century moat I'm gonna fill the entire moat with our with pandas hey well once an endangered species but my top quality breeding program will cover I want to I'm gonna dig of I gonna dig a full-blown mode cuz I got this good shovel this this shovel is insane it is a machine gun it's a machine gun shovel my excavating dirt used to be so hard look at me now I'm saying like imagine you're a bunch of Raiders and you rock up and you see a moat full pandas not even a Raider is vicious enough to kill a panda and even if they try mate the pandas will tear him limb from limb I'm just also making it impossible for monsters to get up on this side of the moat I love shovel I love this show so much next we need we need to fill the trench with lots and lots and lots of bamboo just the hearts and lots and lots of bamboo hey I'm being attacked by a zombie horde good good think they still don't look like Elliot men this would be really traumatizing I have put too high wall all around the moat so that way why the baby pandas are growing they should be safe I'm not worried about when there are big old adults like there should be enough angry pen just to keep them safe alright before I take you to the trenches I've got to give you guys names right this is the scared Panda sir your name is Jacqueline black the wife of Jack Black and then there's mini Jack Black its way at least like I shouldn't know the original pant is the og pandas follow me follow me in my bamboo come on come on oh yeah look at my little look at my old play in the hood but you mean endangered species don't worry leis being the bacons here that was disgusting you're a disgusting creature come on Jack let's stop a ridiculous Jack let's stop being ridiculous come on down in the trench come on now come on now David trench come on come on guys get in the trench now come on good job come on Jacqueline tell me you can do it but yes good girl now our panda motor begins yeah so it's gonna be really slow to start with because obviously you only get one full-grown pander every 20 minutes but with my ingenious appearing to technologies that we will soon have a giant panda motors to speed up the breed and then keep them close together I'm gonna cut the trench off at this like halfway point keep them contained in E Jacqueline go brie go brie Jacqueline they could say they're ready to breed let's go let's get breed I want more babies - come on guys come on yeah make more babies yes that's all we love to say our pain population is growing strong endangered species who I've got more big bad days yes pandas 8 8 pandas make more babies yeah we got two more babies never 6 pandas they're multiplying in just insane numbers there's so many baby pandas now we got four baby pad I'm not lying to you the more pandas we get the faster our panda production gets yes pandas yes pandas yeah so I'll start loving pandas pandas start loving start making more babies I don't see my baby oh my god there is a horde of baby pandas now who said laze beam couldn't run a zoo I'm a modern-day Steve Irwin I'm a leader in paying to conservation isms I want to change our d-town look so I go I love the structures and so it's just gonna when I originally built it I'm building big and a friend organized it correctly no I've been watching lots of minecraft tutorials and stuff especially a guy called pixel rifts not everyone seems to have a way more organized me mate seems to make the system way more efficient if you've got if you're organized so it's still gonna be detail I'm just gonna reorganize a little bit I've got to do something why away for these pandas so I've now destroyed the entirety of t10 so sad oh we've got a brown panda after all these babies we've gotta sit we've got a preamp and oh they're so rare yeah motor starting to get thick and the nudie town is coming along nicely it's taking some work but it's gonna be so much more efficient yeah is it like basically my goal would be town is to make it so I never have to do anything again I can just trade between everybody and I'll have infinite everything and it'll all be protected by painters I look really angry baby that's an angry baby pepper its Panda Mart it's getting thick I can't even not even reach them all anymore fill them love hearts every time you breathe the pair does there's more babies and then every ten minutes they grow up so they make more babies and it gets exponential not all of a sudden you've got a tsunami and pandas own you here I think it is about time we let you guys go free I will release you into the rest of the mote go free my pandas go free they will slowly fill up the entire moat and no one will ever attack d-town again because like no one's ever going to attack a panda they're too cute look at all those babies out of the village into the pit I don't know I feel if they're disel em well for you I think I've just fed a villager to the pandas it wasn't supposed to happen but it is a good example of what's gonna happen to pillages oh no the pandas got him I mean they've already pretty much like filled up the moat it's just like I want to make it more dense super dense moat do these guys you guys think you're gonna invade no you didn't even make it to the pandas poor boys this is looking like a thick thick MOU I have a bamboo farm over there and I'm just I just walk along and I just fade the old boys yeah they just keep popping out the Cubs there's actually not taking as long as I thought every every 5-10 minutes I get to make another like fifty Cubs they make it look so hard in real life to breed pandas but all you're gonna do is get some bamboo wait ten minutes and you get a new cup oh my god it's an elliot with a shovel you might not have his face anymore but you're still cold and Elliot how about we all like this video cuz laze beam save the Panda population yeah wait the one over there men you're ruining my mallets alright go off me Malik so I'll send the pandas after you here eat some more pandas let's keep breeding the pandas guys come on now well we you guys have heard of breeding bread but have I told you about breeding bamboo yes it is my new product what was happening Oh No that panda grew up inside the wok oh the Panda grew up but it was inside the wall I'd be I'd be a lot sadder of pandas was still endangered though all right time to get some more bamboo to braid my plainness yeah it's my satisfied thing in the world yeah oh you're getting goose bumps I'm getting goose bumps I should do this for all endangered animals you get rhinos in Minecraft I'm about to save verrano's from extinction maybe how it took me three hours to get one panda and then three hours to get my second pander and now I have a thousand pandas yes look at it the Panda moat is done it is a thick moat of black and white there is no gap in the panda moat anywhere no one will ever dare attack d-town again I started this video at 9 a.m. it's now 6 p.m. but it was worth it because I've read all them pandas and we've been improving detail on this entire time yeah I think this is what I'm gonna keep focusing on now that the ender dragon is dead I'm just gonna keep improving the Homebase keep improving detail and make some dumb crap like the Thunderdome the plus side is I'll never have to mine again cuz I'm just gonna have these guys doing all the work for me keep eating that breeding bread guys keep beating that breeding bread yeah I've got like lots of jobs to fill now I've got tool Smith farmers Armorer's weapon Smith's Fletch's it's gonna be Bruin stands here and it's gonna be Shepherds here like these guys will sell me in chanted books these guys will buy all my sticks for emeralds and say okay look am stumps these guys will make me armor also they'll buy coal for emeralds so like they're pretty dumb I was this guy de-ice guys the tool Smith he also buys Carl for emeralds my farmers will buy my melons for emeralds and then I can use those emeralds to buy everything from every other trader my god I'll never have to work again dee town is now efficient it is smart we have upgraded it and we have made it safer than ever with panda mote I don't think anyone's ever actually created more pandas than this in survival oh yeah you could you could you can you could knock this many pandas out in about 10 seconds and creative but the doing that's in survival is truly an impressive feat oh my God look that's the coolest thing I've ever done in Minecraft but you think about the effort to get the first two pandas the effort to sit there and breathe them for hours and hours I'm glad it gave me time to upgrade detail but way as you can see some of the pen doesn't starting to escape we've reached critical mass look at my base now you can't see the Big D but like same a melon seed detail and see the pandas see the thunderdome see the giant melon easy as boys just another day in Minecraft you

Channel: LazarBeam

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Rating: 4.941009 out of 5

Keywords: gameplay, lazarbeam, MINECRAFT

Id: dpOXcTn6SRc

Length: 17min 32sec (1052 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 19 2019