I BOUGHT EVERY MARKER!! - ($5,000+) and USED them ALL...

in this video i thought it'd be a really good idea to show you which markers are the best and which are the worst by purchasing every single marker on the planet alcohol market that is and unsurprisingly turned out to be the most expensive video i've ever made in for the penny for the pound let's get stuck into it i thought this was a good idea a while ago when did i first start recording this video i need to check out 21st of january 21st of january markers are expensive even the cheap ones but i'm doing it and i'm doing it for you with the goal for me to try and use and share my experience comparing every single alcohol marker head-to-head i want to share the process of obtaining them because that was that was a that was a journey in and of itself so i turned to you guys for help on twitter name every alcohol marker you've ever heard of used or want to use anko brand markers oh no these are eoey old markers who's naming these brands guess i'm buying a hoo-hoo what are these a-e-n-a-r-t this is gonna be an expensive video i have a feeling this touch brand is quartering the market we got touch markers touch five touch new touch three touch me touch ten ah i'm going to cry okay they're a thing keyboard they're more why is this keep going i thought i'd be done half an hour ago you're sued is it a real market brand of course it is i think that'll do fast forward five months some of them arrived very quickly some of them just arrived this is what three and a half thousand dollars of alcohol markers looks like [Music] [Music] just a few interesting tidbits along the purchasing journey that you might find interesting oh one is that i've had to replace two credit cards that have been uh fraudulently stolen don't try this at home because i've got to go into some seedy black marketplaces to get some of these and had to do some really compromising things the other issue is postage is very expensive so often especially with the cheaper brands postage has been way more expensive than the markers themselves on top of that a lot of these don't ship to australia so we've actually had to set up a postage system where we have a place that we ship to that we get shipped to from there to here which believe it or not costs money not only was it obscenely expensive but it's also then something i need to do something with but you know what we're here so we might as well have a little bit of fun the way to make it interesting and entertaining for you guys as well as informative is to turn it into a bite to the death i created a gauntlet for each of the marker brands to face all of them on the same turf with all of the same trials first one marker at a time we play with the tips we see how they blend on paper and experiment with how they mix in a loose way and then we get a bit more rigid can i get a consistent flat and even tone over a large area can i make an aesthetically pleasing single blend can i make a complementary color blend can i make a contrasting color blend how does it work if i use them to create gradient and fill in details to make it interesting we make it competitive what's the what's the fight type called when you have the when you got the two and then they fight and the winner fights the winner from the other two do you know is that a type of fight they're called bracket tables that's the most uninteresting title for the process of elimination elimination that's better this is it people this has never been done before for many very good reasons that i've discovered painfully but here we are now the last time we did a fight to the death it was another marker video and another video sponsored by blackmagic davinci resolve and i think they keep getting naturally paired to the fight to the death videos because we like to make them very dramatic and editing individual resolve is amazing because you can make everything dramatic and it's free davinci resolve combines editing color correction vfx and audio editing all in one software the audio editing is like it's standalone amazing audio program with amazing features the visual effects editing matches everything that after effects could do and the color correction is my favorite thing about editing now and i never knew i would love it so much until i switched to resolve the cut page is a feature out in recent versions of resolve aimed at beginners and simplicity it's perfect for people who are brand new to editing or for people who really just want to skip to the simplicity to knock something out nice and quick and effectively resolve really ticks every single box it's feature film and television show quality and it's done countless commercials and films like bohemian rhapsody shows like the walking dead rocketman avatar all these guys use resolve or their colour correction but you really do get everything you need in the free version which i'll link to in the description if you haven't checked out resolve you're really missing out i love it you'll love it the link is in the description speaking of love it let's find out which of these is going to come out on top it's time for markham madness 58 markup brands enter for the title of the best alcohol marker of all time and only one will stand on top [Music] starting off with our first match prismacolor premiere markers will go head-to-head against style file markers prismacolor qualities in general was very top-notch really high quality ink and saturation and quality of color overall where the style file didn't have as nice color and also the nib quality wasn't as good in this round prismacolor comes out on top in the next round chameleon faces off against monty mard now i have used chameleon markers before the gimmick of the cross marker blending feels just as useless as ever and is so frustrating because you just have to wait for it to work and guess if it's gonna work in the area and time that you've guessed for it to work in the colors look nice but the blending is not ideal and the tips are crap now the monty mart though not absolutely stellar they're way more affordable and way more straightforward so i am absolutely giving this one to monty mart [Music] next we have the chiseled hip version of the prismacolor markers coming up against the anko markers which are i believe a kmart brand the prismacolor markers as you can imagine performed comparatively similar to their brush markers except that it lacks versatility and accuracy with a chisel tip meanwhile the anko would actually hold their own against the prismacolor really closely except that it only comes in a range of 12. so at the end of the day it's going to go to the prismacolor next the ohuhu markers face up against mapexy the hoohu was surprisingly great in quality blend color tone and a fantastic brush tip where the mapexy were more expensive less exciting in how they went down and extremely uncomfortable to hold this one goes to next little tipsy versus la plume little tipsy had exactly the same housing as the montemart markers now the performance was mediocre at best but one of the six markers was completely unusable probably a manufacturing issue either way this marker is disqualified lucky le plume is the winner by default now we kick it up a notch with copic classics versus touch markers one of the cheapest and most common alternatives now the copics as you can imagine certainly come out on top here i gotta say the touch markers really held their own in this fight massive respect there for touch markers for people on a budget of course at the end of the day i gotta give it to the copic classes it's time for tree to take on ionard head to head now trio surprised me is the first marker i've ever seen or used that has three tips i was really excited when the consistency was the best of any marker i've used yet but the quality of the nibs and tips did sort of let me down later down the line though a night had some pretty nice color consistency and is more affordable tria comes out on top [Music] marker now faces off against mem office and prime marker i gotta say really blew my expectations with consistency and with this blends it pretty much left memphis in the dust [Music] now iron lag coming up against art marker was an interesting one so where both brands do perform consistently i'm going to give this one to art marker for being a little more affordable than having a slightly better bullet here oh my god this is insane all right next we've got milo next dude it's late time to go home is it oh okay [Music] i'm not even halfway let's cut to tomorrow i am ready to get back into it obviously i have i have twice as much left to do as i've already done so to make sure you pay attention i'm gonna hide somewhere 50 amazon gift card code but don't take your eyes off the prize we've got a lot of focusing a lot of fighting left to do and there's a little goodie snuck in there for one of you to win if you're paying close enough attention premier sketch versus yo yo markers had premiere sketch performing better than the eoel markers with better colors and consistency where the eo-yo markers generally had drier chisel tips and not as nice colors with arteza markers coming up against cali art markers these were really closely matched with the same tips and very similar results i prefer the consistency of the cali out markers but the arteza had a better range better case and were higher quality in general so artisa gets the win the line on markers didn't feel as good as the supermarkets to make art with however the supermarkets were just so bad quality but in the end i felt the win had to go to the line on art markers color owner markers had a very frustrating form factor in case passable quality but at the end of the day the nouveau were way more comfortable to use and with a better result in the fight against modica markers and alpha brush markers modica markers really struggled to hold their own patchy quality and blends where the alpha brush markers had a much more superior result we've hit a slight stumbling block the pro markers only have the four markers but the pro markers are better than a lot of them so we're gonna need more markers so that later in the matches they're a bit more evenly weighted against its competitors and these were supposed to be staedtler markers but they're not cause i got them from aliexpress and they sent touch touch markers this is the nearest thing that my local office shop has which is a stable stapler like perimeter markers are you okay i think the fumes are getting to me i'm gonna be honest either the fumes or the the tone of aggression you know in the fight thing but it keeps it exciting i gotta get back to work next it was twin markers against copic chow twin markers were done a bit of a disservice because when i threw the touch markers across the room i misplaced one of the twin markers which happened to have the exact same shell so at the end of the day only had two twin markers to work with but they have the same build and ink as most of the cheap brands so they never stood a fighting chance against the kopi chau which have a fantastic copic ink quality beautiful blending and of course the amazing copic brush tip copic ciao was the winner year it's time for staler to fight milo steel is more of a traditional permanent marker so not great with artistic applications unlike milo which held up really well had a nice brush tip and some good colors spectrum noir illustrator markers faced off against yosu's fine color markers i did feel there was a loss without a chisel tip on the spectrum noir but the brush tip was great at getting detail and fill light and shade where the fine color had good colors but was horrible in finer tuned applications so this one goes to spectrum noir studio 71 fought against the art and fly markers studio 71's colors were overall a little bit better and it was more accurate with the brush tip where art and fly was just a little lackluster and all those elements so studio 71 wins this round [Music] i'm hitting a problem and i'm stopping the train just to explain it because i have to rearrange some stuff this is supposed to be smart color art problem is it's touch news i haven't done touch new yet that's fine there's lots of touchy markers the markers are touch markers we've done touch markers that's why i felt free to throw them because they're everywhere they sneak in because they sell a different brand of touch markers touch ten touch seven it doesn't matter they're interchangeable they're the same thing they just sometimes put a different label but usually they're just the same thing so touch markers i've done against copic and copic came out on top every time i see a canvas bag my heart sinks a little bit cause they're probably gonna be the same thing oh this is doing my head in i am gonna have to rearrange this a little bit it's taken a lot of work to do the ones i've done so far and i'm losing my mind doing i've got two that i'm eliminating because they are exactly the same by the way these markers they're all they're all different brands it's the same housing so whatever company makes those shells they've got multiple deals happen and they're the clever ones in the mix it's touch oh my god oh and this these are touch twin markers that i've found buried in my cupboard these are a brush tip one i'll i'll do these ones as well we have an empty spot what do i do we've got these black markers these are also spectrum noir they're like their original markers because they have a chisel tip that'll do and with that done i don't have to rearrange the matches and every single pairing has a unique marker i haven't done before we've fixed it we've fixed it take a deep breath okay so next aspire color faced against prism which i mean the spy color was pretty standard as far as the budget market goes my first impression was what an amazing brush tip and surprising that it has a felt tip and then it doesn't blend because it's water based how the hell did this get into the cup god damn it all right aspire wins by default next and the fight between spree markers and touch cool spree was pretty stock standard but touch cool were a little bit better as much as it pains me to say i am unbiased even at the cost of my own sanity and pride touch cool wins okay there i said it i said it could we just move on next we have the uh the touch new this is the blick this was a pretty close one i've got to be honest touch new hits pretty hard great value and decent quality but blix blends were really appealing and the consistency was the best so i'm going to give this one to blick next match altenew came up against copic sketch oh boy i feel bad for old new markers because frankly they held up really well but honestly copic sketch our copic sketch and as you can see they have the reputation i have for a reason the consistency is incredible the blends are great and with super premium brush and chisel tips it is the winner in the fight between vigor fun markers and alpha design both were really pretty good quality had bullets and chisels and good quality ink the outfit design felt just a bit more premium and gave me a bit more accuracy so after design wins next up the touch brush markers versus the kent that i discovered today by the way the kent have the same frigging shell as those other mug i nearly didn't do this round but i'm only doing this once so i just did it the touch twin brush markers kept being dry and not very accurate and the ken markers were better so they can mark his win while you can ken this is as far as you're probably getting next the spectrum noir classics versus the crayola spectrum noir would bulky and uncomfortable and i didn't have many colors to really try it out while i assumed the crayola would get the free win we accidentally got the water-based version instead of the alcohol-based version so i'm gonna put this round on pause biannual versus artifact i swear to god i've seen the same shells on different markers so many times and going insane they were both pretty good and even though the artifact doesn't have a brush tip i'm going to give the winter artifact because it was better performing in all categories and art alternatives versus super doodle art alternatives basically disintegrated after being used for about four seconds now of course i couldn't see the branding and fart alternatives on the packet or the marker and i found out i was sent a dud so unfortunately art alternatives are not included in the mix and whatever the hell this marker is is disqualified super doodle wins by default they're not that bad they're also they're not that innovative because they're the same god damn shell on every marker i can't rip on super doodle too much for having the same shell as other markers because keyboard and art echo both have the same shells article had consistently better quality and blends keyboard did have a little more color range but smelt worse so i'm going to give this one to artico don't judge me for sniffing markets at 10 30 p.m it's day four again and last but not least artix against masters touch had artix winning both for better consistency and marker blend and marker housing case originality is worth deciding that's round one over well it's not over i need the alcohol-based crayola i'll come whole markers i'll see if office works dude i can't finish round one until i have midnight round one's not over until i have the alcohol monkeys they open at 7 00 a.m could you grab another one get some rest okay are you coming now i'm just gonna wait for the crayola don't forget the alcohol the crayola ones all right [Music] good morning jesse hello [Music] thank god all right let's give these crayola ones a go uh they're i mean they're really good they're performing better than the classic spectrum noir things uh just a brush tip but really good tip and good colors and blend so crayola wins yay well after all that we've finished round one i've used every marker i've used every marker i've i have used every marker and i'm the only one dumb enough to do it now we've run out of time as to what we can do in this video but in the very next video that comes out on this channel you're gonna get some answers and they're gonna be exciting i'm gonna fairly rapidly eliminate until we have four finalists and each of those four finals will go head-to-head creating an epic artwork but just to have a little bit of fun with it i am going to choose one commenter from this video who chooses their final four and the number one winner to be the winner of a nintendo switch light all you have to do is leave a comment now the next video that comes out on this channel is not only going to announce the winner of the marker battle but also the switch and then on top of that i'm going to hide another amazon gift card in the next video so if you're there early enough you might score another 50 bucks and if you don't know what to look for it looks like this it's just the code's on the other side because i'm hiding it from you you cheeky bastards i've laser cut and engraved because i have a laser cutter now another 50 amazon gift card for the first person who can get in the video and claim it so make sure you subscribe and you have your notifications turn on so you get in nice and early speaking of being subscribed make sure you subscribe so you can see the epic outcome of this phenomenal battle which has never taken place before like this video because as you can imagine this has been a colossal effort not only in using all the markers and being as fair as possible because the end of the day if i'm gonna do this might as well be for a reason and i'm hoping it'll help you out and if it has helped you out or if at least you were entertained make sure to like the video and subscribe for more of this fun otherwise that is it for now and until next time i'll see you later [Music]

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Length: 20min 0sec (1200 seconds)

Published: Fri May 29 2020