I bought a $1 dollar grand strategy game on Steam

I recently just purchased a $1 strategy game on Steam so I don't know what I've gotten myself into we're gonna see if this is the worst strategy game of all time or maybe the best it actually has pretty good reviews music right here Wow Jam it's clearly like maybe ported for phones - I mean this menu is yeah very very phone like okay we're gonna start a new campaign wait maybe I should see what the point is first let's see what the point is a lot of polling balls that's gonna be good we just talked about that all the game okay so we've got to colonize all 159 in-game countries and become the greatest dictator of all time we gotta become the earth ball planet ball I have no idea what I'm doing I feel like I should pick a easy country but that might yeah clearly I have no idea what I'm getting myself into so let's go ahead and pick like a easy country someplace that will be real safe in wait I was setting up for a joke I was supposed to make Luxembourg where is Luxembourg oh I'm mad now let's just go the next best thing Albania hey that's pretty beautiful okay so we get to pick our territory colour that's weird to see like a blue Albania we gotta pick red oh man look at us go this is beautiful hey hey what is that okay that's scary is this can I pause the game oh wow times just gonna continue to go by so what are we looking at here do I not have access to the rest of the I can't see the rest of the world oh we could okay let's go ahead and send exploration expedition to America we should probably discover America that might be a good idea BAM okay that was easy okay so what's going on over here in America we got us why do they have a k47 that doesn't seem right we should I choose not to discover that's like the bigger thing here a current royal military base so I've got a military base wait what am i changing to okay we're sending the balls out to our European base and this is out here it's a secret base out here in the Atlantic Ocean I feel like I'm not doing something right okay greetings you were the dictator of Albania the time period is set between 1900 to 1950 did we not just I guess we didn't know about America back then but the countries and their borders are of present-day okay so military strengths of all countries okay it doesn't matter what we're good we go make it this is a quick royal military button alright so we have a couple of little dudes I love like I actually really like the art style this is cuz it's really cool I love looking at balls this is my dream wet dream go ahead and get some soldiers look how much which I'm getting so you're getting points per turn and I'm assuming I'm probably not getting as many as some of the bigger places hey we can just keep piling this on right here let's get max let's get all 200 soldiers and a bunch of ammo we're taking over Italy explore the world to find countries which have weak military and colonize them first alright let's see what's going on in pizza land Pizza land looks okay I don't know they got five-star people they got five-star military Air Force Army and and they also so everyone has eight K's what's up with that Caravan is offshore alright port of Italy let's go ahead and sell some stuff wait I've got nothing to sell Albania alright that's that's not right ooh nuclear ICBM research ok so we should probably start to get one of these number of countries to colonize launch a nuclear oh we need to launch one of these suckers all right let's figure out our neighbors first because I'm pretty sure we're not gonna do well against Italy immediately well those planes are scary just flying over us like that Serbia doesn't look too powerful maybe we could take on wait hey whoa uh what okay I didn't even do that I didn't even me do that okay so you've successfully colonize Montenegro all right you can now control its production activities fun I honestly don't even know what I did and how I did that but I'm cool thank you Empire of Albania why does turkey have troops in North Macedonia that is concerning Turkey please sit that's my territory that's my within my sphere of influence at least Oh hungry is powerful they got like five wait no they're not there at though they've got five black stars I see they didn't got nothing I feel like it's probably maybe not a good thing to send out all my resources and discover stuff but it doesn't feel right not seeing what's going on in the world let's get some more sailors we could maybe do something with that I don't even know and pilots I've got a lot of money just building up Oh so my military sucks too good to know why is everyone blue over here why does everyone show the same color as Russia is Russia taking everyone over yes I believe they are but China is doing the same thing so that I guess shouldn't be surprising and Japan whoa how far am i behind oh crap Turkey's sending their bowls out their balls are spreading they've got too many bowls okay we're gonna go ahead and call a nice Greece let's see how that goes hey there we go we're entering our balls will be more powerful oh oh you lost the overall war you couldn't call a nice Greece your Air Force was defeated well maybe I should have bought some more things I did have eighty gold Italy's got a five-star army next to me so that's kind of not good somebody has ICBM research because there's no number of countries to colonize to colonize to launch a nuclear so nine oh no never mind never mind I need nine more countries wait a second is this just one of those clicker games where I just like click on things and wait for I think that's what this is actually don't listen to me I have no idea what I'm talking about Serbia looks venerable those those are not the strongest of balls ever I think we might be able to take them well luckily if I don't do anything here this could double is just an AI only game oh my goodness Algeria is taking over everyone I think oh that's France France is taking over everyone and that's perfect because this is their old like colonial territory isn't it it is they're getting it back oh England's doing the same thing though wait maybe they started oh they started like this never mind okay but Turkey Oh a lot of these places started like this didn't it all right here we go we're going after Serbia let's see how it goes I think it's probably gonna go terribly but I did just buy as many troops as possible and we you lost me over dang it it was 14 verses 32 so yeah that we did not obviously I wonder how the battles work like how do you determine who's gonna win size numbers obviously the numbers we didn't do good oh it seems like it is just numbers therefore your army has lost okay Navy was not involved it maybe forgot a Navy in there oh I knew working my Air Force don't I I think I made a terrible mistake by picking Albania we can go and colonize Brazil which probably would be great I'm sure that's a fantastic idea it seems like a lot of the independent places are basically just in America I now just realize that I can scroll down I was staring at this whole time but I could have got armored vehicles combat vehicles artillery only Oh tanks wow this stuff is kind of necessary oh oh oh yes we need to get one of those yeah I feel like I shouldn't even really worry about my Navy I should just focus on controlling the Baltics oh I do need to get an Air Force oh this may sound surprising but as Albania I should probably not rely on just a bunch of meat shields like just send out soldiers with no equipment no nothing and just pretend like my people are expendable that might not be the best strategy for this country now if I was playing in other places then you know be different other places yeah yeah five stars over here whoa we do not want a mess of China okay so Afghanistan looks a possibly take we could maybe take that is it actually possible for me to come over here and go after them I can Wow that probably wouldn't go well what are the logistics here cuz the Navy wouldn't be enough obviously oh I can funds rebels now that could be fun we could technically spread some faith propaganda provide financial aid or provide some food that's a lot of cash money though and we ain't making that much in Albania I'm gonna feed the rebels just like one grain of salt because we don't have a lot a straight level is now at point two one we've done our job here think of the country I've invested heavily in you I had no idea I could have been producing stuff this whole time so what do you want to make do I want to make shoes infrastructure tech in technology there you go or increased taxes she's picking out beanie was a terrible idea oh well luckily I've got a bunch of cash on hand so I'm just gonna spend it all and I also have like one territory at least to use oh yeah now it's really moving oh we bout to take over the world Montenegro has aluminum mine aluminum or 410 okay let's get all that I'm sorry the aluminium is that how you guys want me to say it aluminium I've got zero air force that is maybe an issue let's fix that don't you need planes for an Air Force feel like we would okay I'm getting the max fighter planes now I've got 12 so I'm gonna need like 12 pilots oh we get we can get that I've got 84 okay that's a little bit of overkill but that's fine it's some helicopters some attack aircrafts I'd like to take this moment to confirm my suspicions I probably should have started with someone like America or something please please let me take it from you Turkey they don't have really anything here so technically I should be able to come on I got a big ol Albania we good look how chunky we are it's a big boy oh do we win whoa wow I'm actually like a little in shock right now I thought okay I'm starting to get this game day let's go we got in vests they are we're doing chemical stuff we're putting chemicals in the water turning the frogs not straight so apparently we can easily take things from other people as long as they don't oh we could take Bulgaria maybe so we didn't lose that much military we were like it one not even 1/2 half stars we were down to like one point to five stars and I think I'll just invest in my military stuff we'd lose any Air Force units I did a little bit oh I lost a lot okay ouch discount at this country's market Italy Oh what kind of stuff you got Oh flowers I'll take that lately really use some flowers Oh or we can buy some spice ooh Italy has some spices they're doing some spice trade spicing things what does this do exactly I don't even know oh we can sell stuff too Wow okay look I'm gonna sell wait I just bought the spices I'm gonna sell back give me my gold bag okay I'm gonna buy all the flowers and then sell them at a later date to someone once the market changes and I think that's how we gonna do this Wow crap Bulgaria is on to me now they got one star tour turkeys on to me I guess that seems to be oh oh we could easily take these guys hold up we're just gonna brute force our way in I've just got soldiers and weapons and ammo that's it hungry you better give it to us you better give us to us hungry I don't know hungry can't be that powerful yeah we could easily start rolling over hungry all right they have like nothing there for your army one Navy was not involved Air Force was not involved so I don't even worry about the Air Force oh we got shoes with building boots shoe factories is that can we sell that on the market too so now I can sell the flowers back wait no maybe I did that wrong I could sell the flowers back for the same thing maybe with time it'll change I'm ready to go we can take out Croatia we got this hungry we got to roll him over I don't know if the AI is taking other people over I don't really pick that up yet come on baby come on baby we gonna be good just don't bring in reinforcements I think I've got like almost two stars versus their one star Oh Oh what that's not fair Oh where'd the +20 come from hungry might have backed him up maybe I lost everything Wow I lost all of my stuff well that was a terrible thing to do nice at some point I can sell the Statue of Liberty to Germany they might want the statue I should probably get one of those firsts going to China because China might not have any flowers and they might really be desperate for them nope doesn't seem like they care about my flowers at all damn it maybe we should funds rebels in this place that doesn't seem like anything bad could happen sell narcotics all right no but I like it it does seem to be like one of the only places that is independent and doesn't have much of an army I don't have an Navy or an Air Force but you know let's just send it in see if Albania can take them over trying to combine the a the a nations the a nations need to unite so maybe we'll be okay I might need if I should privative milk for military access wow we just won I have Afghanistan no I didn't think that was gonna happen but all right what can we do here grapes that's far I'm some grapes I am now surrounded by scary people though lot bigger armies actually maybe up here I could take these guys on oh yeah definitely here making nine coins second it's time to take Nepal next just because they got a cool flag I might as well go after it they are the only non polandball technically they're like Poland triangle okay we're just gonna move straight up across India they don't mind and we're just gonna take this mountain nation and blow some things up I can't believe as Albania I am randomly picking up these countries like this oh but I'm not protecting places either that could be an issue unless of course the AI doesn't do anything which I haven't seen many or any evidence that that is happening I am Albania controller of the Himalayan mountains whenever our people get there how far are there we go I like their angry face too that makes it so much better okay so I don't really know what I'm gonna be doing with these places but gonna keep building them out I guess can creasing I'm making 10 per turn now should we colonize China no I'm just kidding don't do that I am so disappointed that Luxembourg is not in this game that is very frustrating how dare they Albania moving to South Korea so that I can buy their wine cuz apparently that's yeah alright I've got a thousand I don't know if I should buy Mac's now let's do it I've got 92 wines is all I've wanted my whole life is Croatia please just let's take Croatia we have a connected little Empire other numbers are slightly we got 0.5 oh I didn't even realize it's going down I just seem to be watching the stars oh oh we ain't gonna win this how are they barely moving their stars aren't moving at all we lost well they have some sort of alien powers I guess I lost everything fine I'm taking over Papua New Guinea you've made me do this it's come to this alright just roll on in there there's literally nobody here so I don't think any explosions need to happen alright I realize now that I got really excited for winning one territory for pretty much no reason at all that was a complete waste very strange that I'm just allowed to go around taking places just random spots in the world no one's gonna do anything about it oh wait a second oh okay wait those bad things happening in my territory though I had no idea I had local military okay let's let's maybe invest in that a little bit whoa that's a lot of money though I don't know if it's worth it thousand it takes me like ten minutes to get to two thousand actually doesn't but eleven seconds it feels like 10 minutes I guess technically if your plan is a small minor country like this it really can take as long as another strategy game because you're just waiting you're just chilling and you got to wait for hours and maybe that would have been a better plan actually I should have came back to this Oh no why why here of all places yeah it was gonna keep that and okay so I am being attacked it just took like an hour I think this is a success this is pretty successful look at this we got like military bases out here in the ocean that's actually normal but and we've sprinkled our albanian empire I don't think I was ever gonna get this far to be honest I really didn't think I was gonna take anything over is it worth $1 hmm hmm I guess I'll let you guys decide that in the comment section but anyways guys thanks for watching see you next time and big thanks to the January patrons lvc elijah senpai education wasagamack cg beats oder don bill times sake birthday daddy Olaf skinny change Tyler beach- fat boy - pointed hole in like Stalin and mayonnaise incorporated eggs again

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Rating: 4.8860917 out of 5

Keywords: Drew Durnil, strategy games, strategy game 2020, steam, $1, one dollar, one dollar games, one dollar games on steam, 1 dollar game, 1 dollar games on steam, one dollar strategy game, 1 dollar strategy game, steam strategy games, steam strategy game, polandball, countryball, countryballs, polandballs, grand strategy, grand strategy games, map, geography, buying 1 dollar, albania, simulation, simulation game, country, colonize, world, ai only, highlights

Id: wxMhLcwd-80

Length: 14min 9sec (849 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 02 2020