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the Arizona Cardinals currently have the lowest odds of winning next season super ficially making them the NFL's worst team yours truly is gonna take over as Carlos DM and conduct the upcoming NFL draft and if I don't complete every one of today's objectives by the end of our draftees rookie contracts I have to buy and then discard 10 of Kyla Murray's highest rate of mutt cards for measly 100 coins and bro that is literally over 3 million of my precious mutt coins on the line which probably equates to about a thousand dollars worth of coins and this team is so bad dude especially considering we have to get rid of DeAndre Hopkins and Buddha Baker who are literally by a long shot the best two players in the entire team I'm gonna need the biggest Miracle of my entire existence on this stupid Earth but here's the thing I'm not even gonna use Madden to conduct the draft I'm gonna be much more realistic than Madden with this Mock Draft simulator from pro football network and trust me I'm gonna abuse this thing to the best of my ability because we need every Advantage possible to keep from throwing away my precious expensive much points now preceding the draft within the next Four Seasons we must have a player win League MVP we have to win at least four playoff games and in total win at least 35 games but at the same time if we can take this team from its current putrid state to Super Bowl champions that's also plenty sufficient for completing today's challenge wish me luck fellas cause I literally need the best draft possible we picked number three but we do have a few trade offers and you best believe I'm going to entertain every single offer possible if I have to abuse this system I abuse the system we could get Mike Evans right now that would be nice I know Brian Burns would be insane but I need more pigs than that I really might look at the Philadelphia Eagles and see what we can get here they're offering two first round picks in a next year's fourth now if we go in and encounter on this trade I don't want anything from next year I want everything for this year can we also get pick 62 and if we went ahead and traded away like Dion Andre Hopkins could we also get picked number 94 like just get all of their freaking picks because we have to get rid of d-hop anyway unfortunately so with three Indie Andre Hopkins for two first and two more top 100 picks let's see if they accept this bad boy let's go honestly that might have been the best thing we could have had happen it's our pick at number 10 and boy do we have some choices we can take a player here or once again trade back we have some offers number one from the Chargers they're willing to ship is Austin Eckler which could be a nice little tasty deal how about instead of Austin Eckler you give us a 54 and an 85 we'll take out pick 125 that would give us two more extra top 100 picks and for the heck of it why not try and get Kenneth Murray we need linebackers to submit this through and it was declined so I think boys I might just go ahead and make a pick here and the guy that I really do think will be a complete Game Changer in Arizona Bichon Robinson let's go let's welcome the brand new store of the Arizona Cardinals offense unfortunately we don't know what his overall is until after the draft but I can guarantee you he's a stud on to our second first round pick we have an offer from the Texans like I said I'm gonna try and get as many picks as possible and none of these really entice me too much I guess at the end of the day we still do need to get rid of Buddha Baker so instead of the third from next year can we ship on Buddha Baker get a pick number 73 on top of that and also get like a pick 161 like I would take Titus Howard too how about that we'll send this into the universe it was declined of course take out the offensive tackle what about just the picks this time around it's been accepted more picks let's go even more trades here but I think I gotta make a pick I've got to extremely tough decision here man our defensive lines absolutely atrocious so I think that's something we have to Target early and honestly I I think a perfect fit for this defense might would be kalijah can't see out of Pittsburgh kind of iffy about it but he could be a stud can you please just at least have hidden development and yes she does that's a dub I just hope he can be a fraction as good as that last random D tackle out of Pittsburgh back-to-back picks in the second round now we're not gonna trade down but I do think I'm gonna make a pretty controversial pick we could take Michael Meyer but Titan is the last of our worry we do need wide receiver but another big need we have is the center position like look at who our starter is right now dumb Michael Smith's out of Minnesota would be a plug-and-field starter for all four years looking for quality and John Michael Smith's is just that and you as well pretty please have hidden development oh no he still could be good though screw that normal development we still have six more top 100 picks we'll be fine our third and final second round picket number 62 we really could use a safety and JL Skinner but we could look at that position later now there's some very very good players still available we still have to figure out what to do a wide receiver we could also trade down here and we still have two more picks in the 60s we pick up another pretty decent fourth fifth round pick I mean why the heck not we need all the picks possible hold on a second dudes hold on a second now is this worth it so bingos are offering pick number 92 and Tyler Boyd for pick 65 and 213. now what if you literally just gave me Jonah Williams and Tyler Boyd like I think that would be worth it right wrong but there's some very good players available at this pic man I don't know what to do oh screw it man I gotta do it I gotta get myself an established Receiver right now Tyler Boyd welcome he's immediately our highest rated player that's depressing I love this Edition though dude although Tyler needs to turn on the lights I think I'm gonna replace Buddha Baker and I think the best bet is somebody like Sydney Brown out of of Illinois of physical safety now the question is can this man really be the Buddha Baker replacement he has hidden development so that's a good store please don't let me down Sydney the Eagles are doing hardcore method they think I'm gonna accept that we're definitely gonna reject now the Browns again with a decent little offer is that like not the same exact offer from before you know what you throw in pick 190 to have yourself a deal screw you were picking but picking whom is the question we do really need wide receiver but we also really do need Edge bad like very very bad best Edge available Derek Hall welcome to the squad please have hidden development please have hidden development please let's go I think we've only taken one else so far we're making good progress the FBI's got to raid the Browns headquarters because they're on some hardcore stuff rejecting that once again now the lions are offering me pick 81 and DeAndre Swift what is this like what would I do with DeAndre Swift already have Bijan Robinson I'm kind of tempted but I feel like it would just be wasted can you just instead please give me some other picks instead and they did let's go all right this is where we have to go wide receiver it's really going to be between Keyshawn booty and A.T Perry and I'm just too much of an at Perry Fanboy to pass on Alma please don't suck please don't suck he doesn't suck I mean still we don't know his overall but as long as that thing is hidden we're making good picks I think it's a dub replacing DeAndre Hopkins with A.T Perry and Tyler Boyd like do I just keep doing this and acquiring extra picks like why the heck not only had to fall down a few spots and reject this screw you screw you let us pick and honestly I was thinking about going cornerback because our Corners are so bad head but honestly I am intrigued and cannot pass up on Andre Carter he's a beast our defensive line could be said if he's actually a dog and he is a dope this man I'm telling you is going to be an absolute sack machine I mean just look at him I mean he barely even fits on the screen pick 96 I'm literally just going best cornerback on the board we need him bad and Jalen Jones is the best man keep the solid streak going that's a fail drop four spots to pick up an extra pick why the frick not I am absolutely infatuated with Zachary out of Old Dominion where to go ahead and select him this guy's a six seven free but he's not a six seven freak that has hidden development we're making this too easy on me of course I'm gonna accept this trade and I mean it when I say we need cornerbacks so bad that I'm just gonna keep picking him until we hit on somebody jar tavius Martin welcome to the squad this one is kind of just a shot in the dark okay dudes I'm actually shocked at that but at the same time super happy and pick 139 I still need some offensive line help and I really really like Andrew Voorhees at a USC he's a big boy he is injured but not Madden please Andrew don't be an absolute stinker he's a stinker we still desperately need linebacker help at 152. I really like Dorian Williams out of Tulane hopefully our man's a dull pick I mean at this point you don't even really have to be hidden just be like an okay player and he's actually hit we're making some solid freaking picks dudes I mean this is just another one of those deals like why the heck just not get another good pick and I do think we are gonna get ourselves one final offensive lineman Chandler Zavala out of NC State how in the world are you still available come on Chandler I'm feeling you're an absolute Banger or not a 163 I want to get one more defensive tackle for depth I would possibly go more row but I do want a bigger defensive tackle and the guy wants probably actually pretty far down this list there's our man Carl Brooks out of Bowling Green this pick could be an l and actually is it boy is this draft is actually going way better than I ever could have expected 168 why not go for some offensive line depth and Jared Patterson out of Notre Dame it could be serviceable but he is the putrid normal 174 again we're gonna go d defense and I think I just again go edge rusher outside linebacker Brenton Cox out of Florida come on make up for your last name being blurred out gosh dang it he's normal to be fair we still need Corners so I might just go ahead and grab ourselves another one let's go I like Terrell Smith out of Minnesota let's grab this bad boy please don't suck Terrell he sucks we do need a backup quarterback not many great options left but why not go to the guy that made it to the national championship game and Max Duggan I mean I wasn't expecting too much I guess he'll work as a backup why not go ahead and get another talented running back that could back up Bijan keep them fresh because Bijan is a massive key to our future success and guy I am absolutely infatuated with this Dwayne McBride at a UAB highly doubt it'll be anything but normal that's what I thought but at least his ratings look good my NFL draft duties is Arizona Cardinals GM is 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here has no more development he comes in at a massive 75 overall our Buddha Baker replacement Sydney Brown comes in at a 73 three overall so we've had a super solid first few picks and I know Derek Hall was gonna be an absolute Beast coming in at a 74. at Perry isn't too shabby either coming in at a 74. we really are on our way to having the best draft class of all freaking time this draft class just keeps giving us absolute studs Andre Carter on the other side's a 74 as a rookie well there goes our first still although Jalen Jones does have a nice overall 71 for Zachary isn't horrible though I'm interested to see what this speed is 88 so yeah we can work with that ortavius Martin is exactly why we kept drafting cornerbacks we needed his 72 overall badly despite the normal development Andrew Voorhees is still an absolute stone at a 73 overall even though he has hidden development Dorian Williams kind of let us down a little bit bro Chandler's good too I don't even know what we're gonna do with all these offensive linemen holy crap I'm not gonna lie I didn't think Carl Brooks was gonna be this high of it overall nah bro I drafted the best offensive line class of all time that's facts again I can't be mad at a 70 overall for the Cox man even like our sixth round pick at cornerback Trail Smith is better than Jalen Jones who was a top 100 pick and Max Duggan is kind of exactly what I expected and this Dwayne McBride guy isn't too shabby for what was our last pick in the draft if anything boys this team right here's a start we literally have three rookie offensive lineman starting for us and it could end up being a fourth when it comes to the offense I think Bijan is really gonna have to carry us no pun intended now the defense is where we're absolutely loaded with young studs we literally have seven defensive rookies who have hidden development which could be star or Superstar like we might struggle this first season because this team is a super super low overall but we've laid the perfect foundation so within four seasons these rookies will continue to progress and progress and hopefully lead to some success I don't expect to play off birth or anything this first season I just want to start making some progress towards these objectives so I don't have to stress to the end about giving away three plus a million coins worth of Kyla Murray chords oh please Lord save me hold on a second dude Miracles might very well not be a myth how did we win nine games a 100 take this story how on Earth do we have a top 10 offense oh my god dude Kyler bawled out with 5 000 yards 35 touchdowns so only six interceptions now the question is is this good enough to possibly sneak in an MVP award imagine we won an MVP season one that would be so much stress lifted off my chest now running the football Bijan I wish he could have done a little bit better here but 14 touchdowns isn't too terrible barely got a thousand yards though we had three 1 000 yard receivers let's go that Tyler boy move was massive but I do have to say super depressed and how at Perry performs season number one look at Sydney Brown the Young Buck replacing Buddha Baker almost with a hundred tackles did have two tackles for loss half a sack and a pick okay look at her two young defensive tackles racking up some sacks Derek Hall having a big season too please dear God tell me Kyler won MVP that would be so much relief it looks like no dude what the frick he barely even came top ten oh my gosh dudes I really might be screwed up now and also take it you know if we could win the Super Bowl here in season number one that would all be a mass so dumb if anything can we please just get one playoff win on the board that's a big fat oh gosh dang it dude why is it always just by a few points too plenty of work to be done but Bijan is already a superstar X Factor in the offensive lines progressing a little bit round up to a 76 kalijah can't sees up to an 80. so okay dudes a good start put plenty of work to be done now it's time to simulate through the off season and keep track of what the front office does in my absence we need signing so we can win a Super Bowl I mean I guess that's better than signing no free agents but not really now in my absence let's see if the Cardinals can draft better than me you might would think they were better if you'd look at the overalls but why in the world would you pick three middle linebackers with your first four picks what's the point in that into season two and apparently Tyler Boyd picked up an X Factor so I'll take it what in the world is the point in this hidden rid of these wasteful heathens for Jeff bakuda I need a corner bite me if you don't like it can season number two please just be a little bit better to me now that's what we call the massive dub around here twelve and five I'm not gonna lie this team has already exceeding my expectations 21 wins already so our offense obviously took a massive step backwards our defense though made up for it don't understand the big dip here from Kyler because the team is better than what it was last year Bijan stepped up though 1200 yards five yards per carry and another 12 touchdowns on the ground a massive step back from Tyler Boyd what happened to you saving Collins got eight interceptions that's kind of mental Derek Hall with 10 and a half sacks Carl Brooks with eight and a half if we actually fail this challenge because we don't win an MVP Can we pretty please just get our first to four playoff wins out of the way can this please be a miracle Super Bowl run here and yes hilarious that's actually the same same score that we lost by last year in the playoffs I'll take a win though can we get revenge from last year and actually beat the Atlanta Falcons and head into the NFC Conference Championship game no Jesus do what is up with the such close losses just gotta hope we actually signed some free agents this off season so we really can give this thing a shot in season number three take that Atlanta we did so bad enough season free agency that Madden decided to throw in the Dolphins coach under our transaction screen why aren't we spending money all of our starters are on rookie contract stupid game this better be the best draft class of all time so this draft definitely not like the last two into season number three and we're starting to run out of time the offensive line isn't improving like I want either the entire defense is kind of meth too we need a big Improvement here from all you guys in season number three and bear middle can we at least just make the playoffs again a little dip from last year but with how bad this team was to begin I am not mad at three consecutive playoff bursts at least we're winning a decent amount of games back where we belong as a top 10 offense likely be good on both sides of the ball at the same time almost 5 000 yards 43 touchdowns to only 11 interceptions but again man this is good enough for an MVP Dijon not doing as good as what I expected a thousand yards 11 touchdowns Kyler didn't even get one rushing touchdown that's not good for the omvp voting back to having three 1000 yard receivers and I didn't expect Trey McBride to be one of those at Perry's had to have been the biggest disappointment yet like why do wide receiver number fours not get catchers in this dumb game I mean at least we drafted people that can tackle Carl Brooks you absolute machine 15 sacks we got 23 and a half sacks from our two defensive of tackles not to mention Good Seasons from Derek calling Andre Carter if Kyler actually won MVP I'm gonna shed a tear of happiness and it looks like I'm not shed a tear of Happiness he came in fifth place dude I might actually be screwed could we just please go ahead and win the Super Bowl so I don't have to worry about it anymore at least get a win here we get our second playoff win okay halfway there now what are the odds we can top last season and actually make it into the NFC Conference Championship game I absolutely beg boom an absolute Thriller won by only four points but dude I don't care if it was won by a fraction as long as we come out with the dough but now all we have to beat is the seven seed if we lose to the 7c win game shy of the Super Bowl I might actually Cry tears of depression two points away from a Super Bowl birth I want to cry what are the actual odds we're gonna clutch this up in season four you know what I'm taking back over is Elite GM I'm going to sign as many of these free agents that I can physically afford I mean heck should I just go ahead and sign freaking Trevor Lawrence we only got two of them but I mean I will take Trevor freaking Lawrence definitely missed out on quite a few studs though that means now I'm free to trade Kyler and hopefully get something big in return break London Jonah Williams and chidobia woozy not too shabby of a hole does this offense have what it takes to clutch things up in our final season I really really really need Trevor Lawrence to win an MVP like very bad can just for freaking once this defense perform well and can this offense perform well in the same season imagine with the best team by far that we've had yet we actually go out and not make the playoffs for the first time I can just feel it coming we need one more playoff win four more regular season wins and we need an MVP somehow Trevor Lawrence I beg all thank the Lord at least we didn't go Owen 17. 11 and 6 in another division Crown can't be mad at 42 wins in a Four Season stretch can you please tell me we had a top offense in the league that's what I'm talking about and we finally thank the Lord had a top 10 defense this could be our year boys look at that season from Trevor Lawrence dude you can't even script this 5700 yards 45 touchdowns only four interceptions all year long I've never seen a stat line like this oh how much changing your playbooks can affect your offense It's gotta be MVP numbers right we'll have to check in just a second Bijan Robinson had just as good of a season as any other now Drake London would a pickup you were we didn't have three 1000 yard receivers this season but uh we did have a guy with 1800 yards receiving look at Zach Kuntz finally doing something solid Carl Brooks with 16 sacks you psycho if anything I think the D line that I ended up drafting carried this team the entire last four seasons if 5600 yards and 45 touchdowns was not enough to win an MVP I'll give away the deed to my house and let's go I don't have to be homeless I think the Lord do the MVP one's always the trickiest we literally just need one more playoff win I'm just gonna go ahead and send straight to the Super Bowl even if we don't make the Super Bowl we still could have completed the challenge we just need one win I I would really prefer a Super Bowl bird like that would be amazing let's go dude we actually did it oh Lord you guys just saw we full send it just like that where one went away from a Super Bowl but at least the bare minimum three extra playoff wins means your boy's precious luck coins are officially safe thank god oh how anticlimactic this will be if we end things off losing in the Super Bowl let's just end things off with a smile please gosh dang it how can a 28 year old grown man have so much Jubilation and depression from a Madden video game at the same time I still think at the end of the day I can give myself a pat on the back you can't look at the before and after of this team and say I did that bad of a job as Cardinals GM I hope you enjoyed that one and if you did you can click right here to watch me try and fix the Houston Texans let me tell you if you thought this rebuild was difficult oh my God you don't know about the Houston Texans
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Published: Thu Apr 27 2023
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