I Beat Portal Without Using Portals

[Music] so so the thing so the so the problem it so so so the issue portal is a game with portals and Portal guns and stuff we aren we aren't using those we don't we anything else is allowed though anything else keep that in mind anything else except the SV cheats it has to stay zero hi welcome to welcome to Aris these are the rules SV cheats is zero has to stay there what does that do oh nothing oh we found it that took substantially too long okay bind K chore create airboat okay we are free okay um this has got to work at some point uh-oh okay restarting might be the play here he I at least got to get a thumbnail oh freak okay we I we restart I think Rel SM what the freak okay we don't want to [Music] crash I am spamming the E key it is not working let me in yeah I think we just tank the lag oh wait is it created like a specific distance oh my gosh it's created a specific distance away we've learned oh fre okay I I didn't account for that um we have gotten in an airboat this is progress oh my gosh we are so out I think oh that crashed the game I I heard it would do that I don't I don't know why I did it anyway but no I completely know why I did it anyway it's the same reason I'm about to try the other one oh my gosh we're adding that to our oh my gosh release me oh my gosh I'm a genius this is a thumbnail angle right yeah can I just the portal will open in 2 1 we don't care about the portal GLaDOS we ain't even there okay let let's make sure we don't break everything though I'm also going to save cuz I want to try something but I think it might crash the game yeah know that crashed again yeah know that definitely is about to if we're to minutes in what the freak how long did this take me I did not explain any of the rest of the rules after I created that first air booat by the way but but I'm sure you know don't go in Portals no not this one oh wait for a second I can see what I let me in I think I've gotten more consistent I think I found the Strat why can't these press the button this thing is about to crash I should probably load my game oh well this is quite the predicament isn't it oh wait what if I like push them out of the way somehow I and I'm dead it's a good attempt I think that when people do this they normally use airbats I don't know why oh that's why that that does in fact explain why I saw a video earlier today by this guy named epically person um I do not he talked about this and I remember uh that I remembered this I was like oh yeah this is a thing you can do okay we don't need the portal gu if if the airbats stop working I'm sure there's another solution that I could find as of right now these are working so boom Oh wait we could you could still go back there I didn't know that was even possible I don't think it's supposed to be possible okay that works I'm just going to make like yeah this will work I'm sure that actually worked okay awesome that didn't work though so can we get in this from like the back oh you can I also feel like they're less collidable collidoscope there L kid scope hey we up this is funny um portal documentary video and science gone too far what the freak am I talking about I'm all oh freak wait no gosh dang it alternate strategy alternate strategy rather which is the same words but different oh my God that work yep that that was fully planned actually from the start I have not been talking in this video that's almost an issue I've just been trying to solve the puzzles what do I talk about even portal I've played portal before obviously this this is not my first uh I do I want to this time oh well I mean it's it's this Plus my as well yeah I've played portal played Portal 2 they call me the portal sometimes back in the day and I just do this yes also it has not given me back the portal gun ooh how am I supposed to do this I have a plan but it would require me to not be here so I don't I don't know if it's going to work there we go yeah okay boom we did it [Music] I may have encountered a slight issue yeah okay let's oh my gosh I'm afraid please hit me with the save or the load that also [Music] works yeah no I'm not dealing with this we we're at the point did you just see it just roll off of that that was dangerously close okay whatever we're I'm a speedrunner now we we got to get through this quick cuz I've been recording for an hour and that means that I have an hour to edit if I edit this which I'm going which I do intend to edit this if you're watching this I very likely edited it uh but hey you know what they say when in doubt write it out I heard that once oh didn't work okay it didn't start again so I thought that it was just not going to let me go I was going to be like oh freak we have to solve this one as [Music] well I wanted to try this can this can can this go on this a but it does float I would like to make note of that I think or it's just really Shadow shallow no it floats honestly freak it we ball boom there we go actually can I just can't I just like this has got to be a possibility right portal speedr Runners they know they know actually you know what I could just do okay maybe maybe not that but okay maybe not that okay maybe not that yeah this wait that's not an airboat that's me telling you to unsubscribe oh my gosh and to leave my Discord okay thanks bye okay there we go look we solved this one as tempting as it is I should not go in the fizzler with the spinny thing with the thing it would be a spinny thing if I went in the fizzler pit filling strategy never failed me before and by that I mean every time I've attempted this it's failed me except for the Airboat time EAS it freak you uhoh death may be the solution wait am I not dead there's got to be a better way oh awesome Speedy thing goes in Speedy thing comes out true fizzle but honestly with walls like this I might as well just use this [Music] these what if I keep keep going well then I I mean I got out of it maybe that's the issue I don't want to pick up the portal gun like I just think it's funnier and I think that it's funny enough to try that's why they call me the comedian hear me out hear me out the pit Strat has never failed me oh this I I bet this is a great watching experience for you you're welcome you know honestly I think that modern modern recording has way too many frames so I think I'm working to fix that problem one frame at a time okay so now though I've seen I believe that it there's like a gap so I think this should oh we are so close oh we win these it's over oh freak it's over we win oh wait we have to go up can't you actually fling yourself like with these yeah like that give airb give something give all give one give item list ID list IP okay I'm glad that didn't actually work oh my gosh game solved okay so now I can do this and I can go up here and I can say hey I'm here then I can do this I don't know why the binds didn't work freak it we're already here let's go now I know this seems stupid and that's because it is but also if you really think about it isn't the concept of beating portal without a portal gun kind of stupid to begin with so we're here that kind of works oh well yeah no that definitely works I still need to beat GLaDOS somehow this one's normally easy but now it's super easy we're getting somewhere we have to be wait did I oh my gosh I'm a genius what one of the few constants in the portal universe versus that this chamber this part of this chamber at least is broken oh frick also that I'll die that's that's a pretty that's a pretty consistent thing oh awesome I guess that's something to look forward to with these more challenging Chambers it should save more [Music] theoretically okay downside of the new speed it makes me want to go faster but it is substantially better because now I don't have to take as long better speed better grav honestly I'm just making portal substantially better you know I'm it's faster now I don't need to rely on Portals even like portal but no portals we don't need them cuz it's just that is cool like that you [Music] know that was [Music] awesome I haven't even hit a Buton I don't I don't think I want to easy I feel like GLaDOS is substantially more quiet probably because most of the triggers for her to talk are through solving puzzles I've just been like walking past [Music] them what if that happened in the freaking portal she just dies I'm just fast I'm just fast oh Boom by box let me in okay never mind I did yeah this is what this is what I intended [Music] awesome that was a good that was a good idea me and boom and then boom and I'm a genius no I like how I I've been using like any method possible but I still kind of refuse to save the game oh frick turbo okay I I have I have I guess I might have to do the silly Strat silly Strat inbounds silly Strat successful is this final no this is not final what the freak that's not fair oh this is a good spawn how fast does it fall not that fast okay but the Jeep Falls fast wait I can just no clip wait I don't even have S spore cheats on but that's not fair that's stupid ow thank you that useful uh wait I kind of want to try that [Music] 9999999 okay I [Music] missed I can stay on Pace if I go fast enough what if I make it negative okay so we are fine 10 negative 100 thank you goodby oh oh awesome cool oh okay I don't know why this happened oh is that cuz I activated the debug box earlier is this going to happen every time I open yeah [Music] cool oh well so okay I'm dead oh that worked it just hit it hard I still need to figure out how to deal with glad though but it should be fine right and then what if I just freaking obliterate this thing okay the test is over now oh wait yeah there's no okay that was good ow what I'm all the way back back here what a scam I've just not been talking I just realized that Frick um I've been thinking but I haven't been saying those thoughts aloud oops do you guys remember that scene in The Stanley Parable the original Stanley Parable where like you were you you get portal it's crazy you know oh wait I'm supposed to go down there so that the loading screen activates all I freak oh my gosh did I pull it I pulled it off wait what why is it not hello I'm here I'm I'm I'm here I'm in the portal zone why is it not loading if you don't know what's going on here I believe that there was supposed to be a sort of trigger to go to the next level in this area but for some reason without the portal gun it just wasn't loading for me there we go it auto saved I did I did it oh okay we are so it's so over for everyone involved where is the trigger so at this point I was kind of at a roadblock and I went for a logical solution n just kidding run it back test chore aore oh my gosh wait I didn't even need the [Music] tutorial and I don't think that any of these other ones are going to line up for the Chad I think I escaped I think I think I win actually beans that's awesome can I not take a screenshot while I'm crouching that's sad oh my gosh we are so back oh this is probably like oh yeah you Pro oh it's this you can see this area that you can't access Escape 01 uh O Okay so these are still here delet earlier on in the video when I said hey this I'm making the game better I'm just making it how it was meant to be why am I doing this all semblance of this is a skill based run is gone by the way in case you couldn't tell oh I forgot that I was on crew actually no I'm right this is a skill-based run is there a portal with cheat speedrun because I'm winning wait this these aren't these aren't cheats these are all [Music] fat I still need to figure out how to kill GLaDOS which I guess might be an issue but I really doubt it will be after everything I've pulled off I don't think that killing GLaDOS is going to be the biggest issue I wish that I just had a gun I've seen people like pull out guns and I want to I'm I'm like find in it's like a king me wait I think I've found the way oh wait did that kill me wait I can use this I can use this wait wait wait wait wait wait this is possible this is possible wait are you this is the dumbest idea but you know what I have to do that not that that is not what I have to do okay so we're going to want to put this here and then put this here and then we can get into this okay and not get bombed ideally I'm a genius if I can build like a wall wait where just create hair ball that's scary um [Music] okay okay good I'm out of time if I can just find where I need to be for the rocket to hit what if I keep doing [Music] this okay I guess that just doing that will not solve the issue all right look at [Music] this this should theoretically work work I should just be able to boom and then I can go here and I go here okay and I only got one [Music] but [Music] there we go that was anticlimactic maybe but it took a significant amount of time I mean technically the save file was only like 10 minutes but this might be the longest video to edit that I've made I'm glad that this is a feature I'm pretty sure that if you block the claw then it like actually breaks the game though so and now we're freaking done this was a [Music] Triumph I'm making a note here huge success it's hard to overate my satisfaction it's clipped on my screen I don't know why it does this I don't think it's supposed to look like [Music] this I mean they update portal like shockingly frequently so maybe it'll be fix right

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Length: 22min 59sec (1379 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 28 2024