I Am The WORST PARENT EVER ... (Sorry Kid!)

ah there he is guido the heir to my throne this baby shall one day become your master whoa whoa whoa whoa what's going on here well guido unfortunately i am a human and one day i shall perish in probably a very exciting and fiery death so this baby shall be taking over from me but first we've got to go ahead and raise him where should the baby sleep in a box or in a crib um guido which one do you think it's gonna be the box okay fine guido in a box okay the baby is oh the baby is indeed in a box and oh my gosh okay we don't want him to die let's put new more papers dogs cats or nightmare inducing clowns oh my gosh dude well steve we want this guy to grow up brave and strong right so what you're saying is we should go for the nightmare inducing clowns gotcha uh oh my gosh dude that is terrifying even me at my tender age would be terrified of that time for baby to sleep we can turn on a nightlight light a small fire or leave the room completely dark well he looks terrified so let's light a small fire let's have a very small fire that there you go oh and he's getting warm as well should i change the diaper i guess we'll go for the reusable diapers uh what's wrong what's wrong with a reusable diaper broke failed what do you mean failed all right this time we're going to treat this guy very nicely let's go for in a crib that's right he should have a nice crib and look at that he's already feeling the great effects of it new wallpaper let's go for cats why not oh he loves cats what should i name the baby after my favorite color what are you going to call it like yellow or something or purple purple the baby doesn't really have a nice ring to it after my favorite snack ah look at little baby dorito or after my favorite clothing brand yeah there's gucci the baby let's go for gucci what what's that little gucci you don't like this okay my bad dude anyway look at this we have made it to age one we can choose a birthday gift we have a teddy bear or we have a teddy bear with a life preserver around it that really doesn't seem special let's go for the average one okay we're a very frugal household we don't want to spend too much money wow i was about to say that thing was giant but it's kind of small oh he looks so happy here we go age one the baby is crying we have a milk bottle we have what the heck is that is that like mustard or something and is that ketchup in fact this might be hot sauce okay let's go for the milk although i am curious as to what would have happened if we gave it hot sauce teach baby a new word mine no or hello let's go for no wait what was it teaching it the word no or did i just deny that i teach a new word oh gosh it's very upset baby's crying again wonder why check the diaper give some money or needs a spank oh my gosh let's go there you go have some money you go get yourself a new ps5 okay okay so the baby's got a new ps5 he's crawling towards gamestop or whatever what's a ps5 ah maybe the comment section can tell you baby is learning to crawl how will you help them push them over oh my gosh ignore them or encourage them let's encourage them come on we want to get that happiness and that intelligence all the way back up oh my gosh oh no baby made a mess oh really i didn't notice okay just calm down steve breathe in breathe out clean gently or use a fire hose okay we're gonna clean it gently because i'm not sure that's uh don't use your hands what are you doing oh she's doing some kind of like magical incantation wow jeez we've got like avatar the last airbender here baby needs new clothes super guy bat friend or keep dirty uh let's go for super guy oh my gosh uh wait why did that put his brain power down yes guido a few more evolutions of this baby and we should be fine look ma i'm dancing stop that or well done oh well he does have some fly moves so let's go for well done yeah she can join in as well this is my family really let's go on a trip to the mall to the zoo or to the casino i want to see the baby at the casino okay we got some money we need to spend it okay uh okay he doesn't want to go to the casino baby is throwing a fit what do you do calm them yell at them or ignore it let's calm them okay let's calm them down i'm sorry for taking you to the casino oh my gosh what is he doing now oh no no no no what is he doing is he gonna look like oh my gosh i thought he was gonna look like pennywise the clown or something look ma i'm a rapper what freeze scold or yes i'm just gonna say yes i'm not happy that you're doing what you're doing i'm just gonna say yeah sure oh my gosh steve what the heck did she just oh my gosh he looks like an old man and adventurers if you don't go ahead and leave a like to power up the checkpoints this is what you will look like after your next haircut oh guido that was a good one uh cowboy hats or a fez i want to see the baby in a fez oh that really doesn't fix much does it in fact i i think it makes it worse ah you've got a long way to go kid baby needs music to fall asleep what will you play death metal classical or gangsta rap well to be honest he has expressed interest in rap music in the past so let's go for gangsta oh really one second you like rappers now you don't baby is hungry what will you feed them chocolate a balanced diet or milk only okay let's go for balanced diet there we go he likes being healthy let's just hope this doesn't cause any more incidents baby is playing with your car keys i'll walk take them away or trade candy for the keys um trade candy what what you don't like candy okay the baby's three years old woo hoo yeah add that one extra toy to its collection okay let's see what clothes we can get oh look here were the other options we had the bat costume which is pretty cute we had this one which is a bit bizarre kind of looks like the baby's been in solitary confinement for months like an asylum or something oh boy the baby is not looking good when should baby nap whenever they act up nap time or when they are tired nap time okay is that good okay so it looks like the baby likes rules that's okay that's fine baby is potty training and has had an accident are you sure about that because the last time there was an accident it was literally plastered all over the walls and as you can see by my nice pure wallpaper all is well reassure them yell at them or clean it i'm gonna reassure them i'm not gonna clean it and look at that the baby is back in action look at all these green bars amazing baby learned the abcs praise ignore them sing it with them 100 sing it with them babies clothes don't fit well i think it's because the baby ruined every single piece of clothing i gave them that's right by pooping everywhere and puking everywhere this baby has been left with one final pair of clothes and i'm not mad about it i'm not mad about it just leave them in their diaper no guido this baby has caused me so much pain for the past few minutes that i think it's time for us to get a little bit of revenge yell at them oh my gosh i can't believe this adventurers vacation destination stay at home uh okay the baby actually likes that apparently uh we've got an anti-social baby right here ah but look at his cute face guido i don't think i can be mad at him baby gave you hugs and kisses ah let's hook them back you know guido i guess being a parent isn't so bad indeed steve it actually seems quite fun but judging by how things went earlier maybe we should never ever do this again well adventurous there you go another amazing checkpoint adventure make sure you go ahead and press one of the two ones on the screen right now to go on another one with us and also check out the merch link in the description bye

Channel: Checkpoint

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Id: m9Op9dMHCHU

Length: 8min 4sec (484 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020