I am a menace to Roblox roleplayers

all right guys i'm back in i'm joining the military guys my wife is cheating on me while i'm in the military can you believe this like the video if you're sad what is this look i'm peeing i'm peeing on the door handle don't touch it [Music] i'm gonna be i'm gonna be the coolest army guy ever hey guys sorry i'm late i was so busy being cool we just there i'm landed let's go to war greetings welcome to military training well he got shot he just went right back there he's like oh look he's already being teased he already can i use my my segway i don't know what this means i'm i'm saying it though i will do say the phrases i'm in the military can you believe it can i whisper to people this is my classic trick i wonder if they can see us like i'm whispering to this guy right here i'm gonna shoot you only he can see this right now oh roundabout andreas is a spy only he can see that there's a little something we like to call gaslighting he's looking around like whoa whoa what's that use permission to speak this guy just sent me a friend request i'm a whisper of something gruesome look i was like shut up already officer yeah i whispered it to him so only he can see it let me just flash a gun real quick look what i have oh this guy's looking at me i like how this guy's just afk he's just not listening just very blatantly not listening yeah i'm listening officer it looks like i'm cheating on my wife now look at this i'm gonna be slightly annoying i'm just gonna go in front of this guy [Music] i wonder if anyone would notice if i just started shooting oh this guy said no i just don't understand what the what'd he get shot for her i don't know what he did oh my god oh my god i'm losing i'm literally losing he just said dismissed i'm getting kicked out for that 12 seconds later i think i just made him leave i think i just demotivated him we got a funny guy over here [Music] i could do whatever i want the the the officer is gone guys he said i'm in charge dude 10 jumping jacks now oh look it works flamingo oh all right i just wanted to get like a feel for what the trainings were like uh oop hey how to get the blue shirt i think my wife would cheat on me less if i had a blue shirt like that join the space force my wife would love me if i joined the space force welcome lil nos x to the american military what the all right yep that's it you're dead all right the guy who kept killing me i think i actually i think i'm actually getting him banned ha ha karen moment i win see guys um if you can't win through brute strength find a loophole all right this guy just said i can't go into the training that genuinely makes me angry i'm mad now i just wanna please you know what all right when you get to the hobby part i'm gonna start sniping all of your members like like they're chickens you say go away [Music] you know what i'm sick of not being respected i'm genuinely sick of it and that's kind of fair all right i'd like to think this is a brand new me i would really like to think of it as that whoa whoa whoa whoa why all right i'm killing all of you look at this [Music] i wonder if they'll know it's me oh look he's looking at his clipboard something's not right uh [Music] yeah looks like i'm off the hook i think i think there was four of you before yeah i should kill another oh it's so risky oh god there she is oh don't say anything please please don't tell on me where's the other one oh she's saying i did something so bad oh they don't care yeah yeah i know you're about to say i did something bad why'd you kill her [Music] i have no way out of this i don't know why i did that there they are i want to apologize that was really annoying what i did oh god look they're fighting each other now see i'm the good guy i'm the victim i love it look at this i'm so sorry to her you guys are having an argument he says check kill feed please don't because you'll see all the terrible things i've done look he has to shoot through a crowd of people look at this oh you want to shoot whoa oh you have to shoot these guys first if you want to get to me you gotta you gotta get through them first look at that look at you look at all these people you're striking are you arrested no what the hell that's not fair mass murder oh i'm gonna be in here for a while huh bro i didn't mean to kill all those people miss click dude me too the intrusive thoughts one you can't blame me for that [Music] i just reset my present my prison sentence boy daddy i don't know if that's british i don't know if that's a bad thing to say um for my war crimes i have been banished to the worst place on earth britain a captain hey look i'm a leader around here i'm not a leader yet whoa i'm slim thick look at me how do i become a captain [Music] all right cool i have a high rank man i like these guys british army we've done uh they've let me do admin before hey you guys better listen to me yeah yeah look at this look at this i'm driving my motorcycle through a crowd of people [Music] oh my god she's stuck i like britain i'm just a little american boy stoking british what happened to her hey i didn't mean to do all that there we go i don't know if there's a right uniform but oh babe what the is there a bomb going off as the captain of a uh british britain do i have to defuse this i'm out of there oh the intrusive thoughts are winning no this person is carrying the soldier on his back what the what is this guy doing hey wait i have one of those look rc tank why did you do that what bro what is going on i'm not taking this idiot yeah i need something for self-defense all right let's get my little rc tank oh they're water what's going on oh they see me bro this thing sucks wow guys you saved me ah literal demon just possessed me into doing that that was insane four hands you demon hey look there's a demon possessing me

Channel: Flamingo

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Keywords: Family, friendly, Roblox, Flamingo, flamingo meme, Roblox meme, Roblox funny

Id: jRaE0On9s8k

Length: 8min 0sec (480 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 24 2022