HUGE Automatic GOLD MINING Machine in Hydroneer

oh hey there i'm blitz welcome back to hydroneer it's another day for us to adventure into this leg-filled mess this place the the leg legland that's the new late name i made for it lagland actually just made that up but it sounds good anyway i've been having some fun oh in the whole cinderella story i made a touchdown in golf that's pretty impressive isn't it anyway i've spent literally over an hour fixing up this little leggy mess of an adventure oh yes that's so nice i'm so glad the funnels actually work like funnels are intended to work now it's amazing and i believe our machine is going like it's supposed to watch this if i turn all of those on and then i come over here and i press this button watch watch what it does oh oh that's not good it's breaking anyway we got a bunch of loot that goes in and i you know what i don't think this game saves its sound settings every time you load it but look everything's being sorted and it's going in like it's supposed to i'm so excited you can tell because i'm jumping actually that's just so you can see but i am still jumping and yep sound effects don't save that's strange so yes it's it's fine oh that is it's not working i get off get okay and then if i just do that's all stuck in junk i don't know why it's stuck but it's kind of funny [Laughter] where'd that money come from i don't know this game just surprises me every time i touch it oh that's not cool what are you doing over here buddy why don't you just sit down and play where you're supposed to play with your friends thank you there we go it's finally fixed anyway since everything's finally working the way that things are supposed to work finally i thought it'd be time to expand our adventure expand this to instead of having no 20 working systems if we expanded it we could have a hundred we could have so much money also i want you to be like these gold nuggets every one of them and they're dropping just like you're gonna drop a like on this video yep i just see the little thumbs raining off of there falling down on the conveyor belt that's right and subscribe before i turn you off there you go hit that subscribe button because it's worth it so my big brain idea is to inspect things how does this actually work i don't oh 39 50. okay that's interesting that's kind of cool it shows up on the the stem part what's that called i don't know kind of a useless tool so if i'm gonna make a hundred that means i need to buy a buttload of ram drills and i think maybe today oh yeah that's real cool ram drills are broken in this door now you can't just jam a whole bunch of them in here anymore like he used to be able to why must the fun things of the game be fixed yeah yeah real cool thank you i need that that's what i just wanted perfect good job game and then if i take you you're gonna yell at me i knew it i knew it so i could do four at a time which makes oh maybe i can do four at a time so i need to take 25 trips to the store large shipment coming in oh this is always dangerous low frame rate plus trying to drive a vehicle at fast speeds oh boy oh yep everything's so oh wow it didn't crash it didn't and it stopped that's fantastic um i need to go on the other side though can i thread the needle right here i might be able to can i just drive through here uh not quite excuse the mess it's been a ordeal um been an interesting few videos with everything breaking and i'm stuck oh maybe not oh maybe so all right so i've got a big mess of garbage around here like like usual and i need to figure out how best to make this best so what i want to do is i want to make big stunks and best way i know how to do that is by i don't know yet i haven't quite figured that out yet uh could you go down thank you if you go down that level it needs to be flat and then we need where'd my pickaxe go i haven't seen it today oh never mind there it is so my thinking was to put a bunch of things back to back like this then i realized we don't have any like t well not t because these are t's whatever shape like a an x so i got to move u over one more and then i can work something like this out but have ten of them here on a single conveyor belt which means i'm gonna need to more move more land and stuff which isn't fun so my other thinking machine between my ears is saying that can we drop two sides onto one conveyor belt why do i always lose my stupid pickaxe i can never find where the dumb thing is ever it's gone all the time i need to like attach it to my forehead you know what the fun thing about this game is is building things and you run into a problem where you don't see the problem coming like uh running into the side of this mountain here see that we can't actually use that piece uh-huh so that's really cool my whole thought was i was gonna take these new corner pieces and shove it around the corner like that make it go all the way over there i went yeah i did i did say if you were wondering and then we'll go down we'll turn that around i don't know how this is gonna work with the chicken nuggets dropping on here though oh it could be it's close that's super close it might work let's try it let's just see how it looks i don't know it might actually oh that's so close it always comes out in the center so it might work this is also weird how it's gonna connect here because the water is going to go all the way through and then when it goes all the way through these things on the side it'll come back here i'll loop around and then power this conveyor belt to go this way and then in so it could get powered here but it's gonna go all the way around the waterfall first and if you're saying blitz what are you talking about with the waterfall i honestly don't know i i don't i meant corner now that's the wrong corner there just like that where it'll fly around the corner it'll get connected and then bada bing bada boom gold will go everywhere now the problem is are these conveyor belts going to get overwhelmed and when they get super overwhelmed if i put in another row here i i hope so so we have one two three four five six seven eight nine ten it goes around the corner comes back in now all i need to do is figure out how to power this properly so i've got one row completed it looks pretty cool if you ask me the top side is powered but the bottom is a little bit annoying so i decided not to do that you know this might have been a really bad idea to to build this whole system up without actually testing if it would work um that's okay bad ideas are fun sometimes and by sometimes that's pretty much all we do here on the channel is is make a bunch of bad ideas try to work right um i think looping around this way it's gonna be the best option i wonder if you can make an infinite loop a loop that powered itself that'd be kind of cool in a sort of stupid way but stupid it's fun um so those are all in which is awesome and now i need to put dirt on them actually you know what i'm gonna turn it on make sure it functions oh yeah i kind of did forget to hook them up never mind whoops there we go now it's hooked up okay so if i press that button it makes so much noise i love it noise is great i'm kidding it's actually kind of annoying but i think they're on are you on they're not grinding why are you not grinding that one's not grinding because they didn't hook it up i'm a genius but the good news is that conveyor belt it was running it's not running anymore uh we'll be in a second though and we go like that and we go come on just go blue thank you and then a little bit like so just kind of press buttons until it works yes yes it's working oh that's fantastic yep okay and since i'm being grown i don't want to be ground let me go it worked it worked why aren't you not moving you dork here fall down go around the circles i love it i love it there's so much looping oh balls it's not working good news is it's not falling through the world anymore so we've got that going for us i'll just spread these out a little bit over the other ones oh never mind there's some that fell for the world huh that's annoying there's a lot that fell through the world it sounds like there's sounds like christmas is happening underneath here presents for everyone oh look it's a bunch of shards yeah there's stuff coming out of the cracks i need to go get that new thing called the single conveyor barrier yeah i also don't know why i need to buy something run to the opposite side put it down oh is that a double vertical oh neat and then after i do that i purchase it and i have to run it back why does that make sense it doesn't there needs to be a gate this gate needs to be open so i can back up my truck right there and then it would be beautiful but no we got to run all the way over here drop the stupid thing down go get another one and then we run back and forth back and forth and back and forth back and forth and back and forth back and forth and then i could take these little beautiful contraptions and place them down never actually used them before well we can see how they work all right time to get dirt on this thing where should i put it maybe back corner that could work right oh good old floating infinite dirt how much i love you you make me in-game millionaire if only i had in-game real money that make that didn't make sense if i only had the money that i have in this game in real life that'd be better then i wouldn't be making youtube videos all right let's turn it on let's see what happens oh maybe not never mind and we'll just go boop and then then that'll work okay click and this is going to be painful there's going to be so many big stones going at the same time and i don't even know if everything's working right so something's bound to break right that's the fun thing in this game and ta-da there's the last one okay we'll go ahead and flip the nozzle oh yes oh yes the amount of leg is what is this oh that's not going still stop are you no work can i press the clicky on you there we'll try that that might do the trick and activate no that still doesn't work oh it's because it's this one that's wrong all right put you down in the hole like so and it's working okay we need to do that to you too before you get a bunch of money in your face and then we'll put you down like that yes yes we have success we're doing it we're making it rich we're getting rich big stunks for days what's going on with you guys you don't have any dirt that's unfortunate evidently that back corner wasn't the one you're supposed to do time to use the magic eraser erase all of the problems and pretend like they never happened i need one of those in real life that'd be fun all right let's try i don't know maybe just the side here because you can't have it too high if you get it too high it doesn't work it gets clogged if you have it too low it doesn't work because it gets unclogged there's nothing to clog it that's a better way to say it big stonks come on did it work oh it worked i think did all of them fire do it those two did and all most of those did i think the third one might not have worked this one let's see oh yep third one didn't the rest did though haha we're gonna be so rich rich rich rich rich because probably a good idea if i were to go ahead and grab my shovel and actually put dirt here that'd be cool and stuff we'll just you know throw a dirt and then it'll work and then i need to get out remember make sure to remember that my pickaxe is down there when i forget it again okay it's functioning yes that worked where's the money going at are these not on no they're grinding why are they not oh there we go okay some of it some of it's not making money that's okay maybe there's a certain limit okay now everything's going up are you guys getting flushed properly it is oh they're getting flushed properly they're getting flushed properly we officially have a never-ending system where i'm stuck on a conveyor belt yeah i'm going to wear off those twinkies for lunch and whoop this is actually working i'm very impressed with myself i mean i can just let it run forever now couldn't i because it's it's not getting clogged nothing's getting clogged nothing's broken it's not making a huge amount of money so i think i need to double it i need you guys to be online it's kind of weird that it's not making much money i wonder if the developer nerfed it because some of these just aren't they're just not bringing out any dirt look at that we got one nugget from the whole thing running so here's the real big test what happens if we turn this side on too does the whole system break or do we get more and more and more money that one stays off it looks like it's working it's working everything's working hot dang i'm so surprised it's actually okay and i want to flush it i flushed it yes the gold bar let's put that back in and then it went down in and then flushed another one that's fantastic i did use up the uh this part though because i needed it and i'm gonna have to jam in a few corks in a few places that probably shouldn't need corks actually i don't need a cork there i just need to take you put you around and make you go in circles like that ah and then perfect it's clogged oh no oh no oh no oh okay everything's okay everything's gonna be everything's everything's just fine nailed it nailed the landing where am i wow okay unstuck time this is already miserable enough oh i'm way over at our underground base it's been a long time since we've seen that we should really try doing something with that now that there's oh what's that building i don't remember you being there uh there's the the new david mechanic i think oh there's signs too that's kind of cool i forgot we can drive right through the trees i don't know why i was taking the road that doesn't make any sense so here's another 10 of them being completed so much gold for us oh you know what we should probably just clear this there's probably a lot of garbage in there that we don't need right now huh hey there we go and we'll make sure the sidewalk is nice and clean for our gold money to flow down oh it's getting laggy and i haven't even turned anything on yet that's the way i like it i click it and click it and click it and click it come on click it just you click it and click would you it's just there we go i think they're all on now okay well time for more lag let's try it this is gonna be so much money oh yes actually that's not too bad oh never mind it's a little bit harsh okay i don't know if these work do they work are you working you're not working why are you not oh it worked hey i didn't make any money out of it though are they grinding are you guys grinding are you guys oh i see your grinding moving cool yes it's it's not not making a whole lot of money i'm guessing that there's no power oh there we go so what happens if i remove you and i take one of you and shove it inside like so and we'll click on that and then do i have any i'm just gonna go make get a new ingot oh i missed okay click it and get time i will jam you right inside like so bingo bango closed it up and does that make more money not really why why don't you make money game you are the chosen one it's it's like they're not even on or is the money going below hold up no oh there comes some that'll work it goes around the corner properly huh are you making a lot in here interesting i wonder why this one's producing more i think i figured out why some of them aren't making very much money because they're kind of clogged up yep there's a ton of them that have that's why it's getting so laggy too uh whoa whoa lots of dirt potatoes oh my word why are there so many of them in you this was ah everything's okay everything's fine nothing's broken what is happening i don't know i don't like this anymore what a wh how did i pick that up why do i have this in my hand for i'm not knowing what's going on right now i'm scared help me um yeah i was okay oh oh oh hot dank this might be a bad idea uh oh i'm so stuck everything's good yeah they're perfect okay um um um um shut it off i gotta i gotta survey this because i have a feeling there's a lot of these that have a lot of stuff in them no they're not stuck up too bad huh what's going on here unless there's some that i don't really see oh there's a few oh no there's a lot oh no [Laughter] [Music] oh balls that sucks so i think there's still kind of a little bit of a flaw um with the whole whole potato factory [Laughter] it's hilarious um i don't think it can fully automate it right now that's i just want to turn it on and see what happens that's why i'm not getting money is because they're literally stuck okay yep he figured that would happen all right uh-huh this is going to be so bad oh they're they're all stuck right there great that's amazing um i mean it was going too well wasn't it it was like it was going perfectly i was getting everything set up and then the game's always it's just it just knows you're trying to do something really cool it's like i'm just kidding we didn't want you to do anything fun like that try to think out of a way in my brain to fix that do you guys have any ideas in the comments leave them down below on how how to make it so they don't automatically all get stacked up right there i'm a little bit confused on why it's happening my thought is that it's shooting it and it's going right through the wall of the of the place right through the funnel wall not down in it so maybe maybe there's something i can do with the grinders somewhere i'm not exactly sure so i guess with that mess [Laughter] oh this makes me so sad it was four hours four hours worth of dirt hanging out in there and i thought this was the chosen one i thought this was gonna work better than anything in this game has ever worked before but that is my fault so guys with that i guess some in the episode and go cry with a with a big old gallon of of ice cream just me and the ice cream maybe some little debbie that'll probably do the trick okay bye [Music] [Music] do you

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Keywords: blitz, hydroneer, hydroneer game, hydroneer gameplay, gold rush, Gold mining, mining gold, gold panning, gold mining simulator, simulator game, gold mining, blacksmith simulator, July2020

Id: jiTL0MZrWKU

Length: 19min 26sec (1166 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 22 2020