How to make friends with a Swiss person

how to make friends with a Swiss person congratulations you've successfully moved to Switzerland but why are you staying for business or pleasure if you said business you're right nobody stays for pleasure still after you spend your first five to ten years in Switzerland doing business all alone and sad it's time to make some friends just follow these easy 358 steps and you'll have a Swiss friend in no time this is a normal heart and this is a Swiss heart before you can enter a Swiss heart you have to climb the wall of shyness tear down the electric fence of Pride and cross the river of skepticism this guide will help you get there you can compliment his or her money people love that repeat after me you have very nice money can I touch it if they answer with up maybe beware maybe is Swiss from now never make the first move ever Swiss people are easily scared don't make any sudden movements loud noises or emotional statements Swiss people don't rush they wait and so should you from first contact to full friendship a Swiss person waits up to 30 years Swiss people all love doing their taxes and would gladly help you do yours the person in question doesn't even have to be a banker every Swiss person is born with a working knowledge of financial systems even babies as you've probably noticed by now most Swiss people already have a friend so in order to win the friendship of a Swiss person you have to kill his or her old friend we suggest you kill them with kindness or a fondue Fork now how do I know I successfully made friends with a Swiss person it's hard to tell isn't it here's a clue if a Swiss person pays for your alcoholic beverage drinks are crazy expensive in Switzerland people love their money so this can be seen as a clear sign of affection when you're absolutely certain you've made friends with a Swiss person you seal the deal with the following phrase I love you almost as much as I love Roger Federer congratulations you just made friends with a Swiss person you can now start doing all those things Swiss people love hiking standing in line saying order talking about insurance all night long more hiking and melting cheese that wasn't so hard order

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Length: 2min 42sec (162 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 26 2018