How To Be Japanese

for those who don't know yet I'm Japanese oh you want to be Japanese of course yes not like a wheel of the real Japanese past it's actually pretty easy more than you think so I'm gonna give you 10 ways to the Japanese if you just part of them you're gonna be to do the Japanese now I'm sure you often see Japanese people doing like this but actually not just the public apology like this in Japan you're gonna have to apologize all the time every day in every possible way sorry my English is quite bad I'm sorry about that sorry my t-shirt is weird I'm sorry about that sorry my face is ugly I'm sorry about that oh I'm apologizing too much I'm sorry about that see you have to apologize for everything I want you to start practicing like this oh sorry sorry it's so hot here sorry ticket in here sorry it looks so crazy today why isn't this working oops sorry thank you sorry anyway if you have nothing to do I apologize for just do it hey I just wanted to apologize what I just wanted to apologize for whatever it is you think I should be apologizing for now maybe this is quite normal for Canadians or British people we always say sorry but be careful in Japan you're gonna have to apologize like this just to do that as quickly as possible otherwise the other person might get upset and it's better you perform like this so that he was she is more likely to forgive it oh speaking of which wait Japanese people even dance yes we actually do a lot and have a long history it has been an essential part of Japanese culture that's why everyone is dancing in Japan not just sexy girls but kids anime characters or even animals are dancing I know maybe white people have a hard time because white people can't dance but maybe it's easy for Asian man because we have a small dick anyway if you have is Japanese you have to be able to do like this you this is the standard in Japan but do you know the most famous dancer in Japan listen why do people if you're gonna be good at dancing like a Japanese person just follow this person she's a legend and is the most sexy dancer in Japan [Music] see I want you to dance like this but don't worry even if you're not the good that's dancing maybe you can do like this do you write can you dance without moving dancing without moving now that that kind of sounds like the dance that I would be good at see this is pretty easy right evil white people can do in the West people usually do shake hands or hugging but in Japan we do bowing also type every day not just adults or business people but even many children deuced and showing priceless appreciation but many ways some people often misunderstand like this it doesn't mean she's got morning sickness so you don't have to call for a doctor hi hey are you all right yeah doctor and don't be a bullfighter Oh also you don't have to do like this I have to say that so many ways on people can't do it right and always do like this now let me ask you do Japanese people speak English the answer is yes we actually do but it's quite confusing you know sometimes it doesn't make any sense now I'm not talking about heavy Japanese accent back my English but I'm talking about these kinds of English welcome to we are to Japan enjoy [Music] now to be fair with some people also sometimes do like this so you can't complain about that in English I'm very very little little girl okay little girl okay sure yeah sure two girls don't go you're like me show the gun now short here any good restaurant here this story to work breathing hamburger beef taking over eyes that exhaust dude you to taste I hope you can still get to the meaning all you need is just to be patient and the gifting or not ah so station I'm very very strike okay maybe this is too difficult to guess but my point is if you have a Japanese you're gonna have to speak English like a Japanese pass I want you to try this then dancing at the same time [Music] now let's be honest sometimes life really sucks you have a lot to tough times or even depression and seems like nobody understands I really get but if it happens in Japan just be patient and don't complain about anything that is a Japanese attitude you care about other people a lot and always put other people before yourself [Music] see if you just love a thought anything is not gonna be a big deal if you wanna be Japanese you have to be funny just like me now when I said exam many people feel pressure and anxious like oh I have to be Canadian in Japan don't worry you don't have to be like John arriba arriba know what Jim Jefferies sure those comedians are really funny but you need to understand that the Japanese comedy is quite different from the Western Wa now I am assuming your Japanese is probably not so great in the fluent like native Japanese so it is just so difficult for you to say something funny or joke in Japanese so you needed to find another way and do like this just go outside and put your body into it and just make yourself look funny I think this is actually pretty easy if you're not comedian everyone can do like this right you don't need any Talent what special ability forces all you need is just a little bit courage to embarrass yourself but just make sure you are still alive you don't have to die just for the sake of comedy now this is one of the big issues in Japan we don't have enough workers so the government is trying to put more women elderly people foreigners and robots into the workforce but still not enough we need more workers and what we have been doing is using animals so in Japan you're gonna see many animals working just like humans they are completely accepted don't they actually speak Japanese yes the thing I want you to treat us like humans like friends not like a pet they are just a part of our members in the society nothing weird sometimes they don't look like animals or humans but doesn't matter we just need to make Japan survive that's right you have to be able to make sushi because the sushi is the most Japanese food representing the Japan now don't be cheating like this this is not sushi you needed to make earlier assertion just like this [Music] [Music] joking aside sushi is actually everywhere in Japan in fact we talk like this all the time hey bro wrong the time now seaweed mommy I'm so hungry do I'm still single because rice guys finished Russ why would you dress up you make me so suey angle I got fight with my girlfriend and I completely lost my temper ah so if that's actually not sushi by the way speaking of sushi when Westerners are using chopsticks they also end up like this for you to stop it now you don't have to be able to do like this I'm not so demanding Rexha but please don't be like this let me [Music] remember you don't have to be funny all the time also don't eat the chopsticks like this that's not usually food okay now will you buy something at the convenience store they usually give you this but be careful this is actually quite tricky very Barrera tokima camara de vacas - show rocking Akira Torito hissing ah da da da vamonos e Koneru by anonymous sure we really like sushi tempura was sukiyaki but they are quite expensive and you're gonna get fat if you eat them every day do you know what we eat every day instead yes oh it's tasty cheap and healthy this is actually our soul food for other Japanese you're gonna have to eat a lot - the tofu every single day all the time not to plant not hamburger not the right spot but the poor maybe this is great for Americans it's tofu you guys are not gonna get don't get me wrong I'm not saying many Americans of big size and obesity issue has been getting worse I mean nothing brings up so many Americans of one and si seriously need to lose weight this is so here you have it these are the 10 ways to be Japanese okay if you are still watching maybe you wanna say like Nobita stupid joke Ebola I really wanna eat Japanese I really wanna be accepted in Japan seriously I've actually thought about Zod and it seems like many people think that that's almost impossible you can't meet to do the Japanese and accepted no matter how hard you try Atanas landing is that very necessary do you really have to be Japanese and accepted by everyone sure it's great you study Japanese and appreciate and 400 Kuragin that's a really great attitude but sometimes no matter how hard you try some people just don't exception that's okay so because some people will exception with or do Japanese or not they are not human [Music]

Channel: Nobita from Japan

Views: 46,311

Rating: 4.8720303 out of 5

Keywords: Find Your Love, Love, interview, Japan, Japanese, 日本人, 日本, Find Your Love in Japan, 外国人, 街頭インタビュー, 恋愛

Id: zsqxxDaEtsI

Length: 13min 15sec (795 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 14 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/CoolyRanks]

His accent should be recorded and preserved for aliens to enjoy in 100,000 years

[u/Yaeyama]

Very pleasantly surprised. Nice laughs for a sleepless 4:30am anyway.

[u/[deleted]]

The "Treat animals equally" part should have stopped on "women, elderly, foreigners and robots" moment to be true japanese cj gold.

[u/kikakke]

ohayou cuckers

[u/Car_weeb]

What I thought he was circle jerking the whole time?!

[u/Hollerich]

What's 13% of something and 52% of something else?

[u/_bowlerhat]

This guy is pretty woke though, started from that much earlier video lmao. but he's clutching the likes so much.

[u/Dylu]

Finally some jerk.