HOW TO BASTION

ah yes Bastien the character that low skill players think is overpowered and mid skill players think his [ __ ] when in actuality he's situationally okay seriously though if you are one of those people that believes he is either really overpowered or really really bad then you're kind of beyond helping at this point I'm sorry to say anyway though there's no denying that Bastion is easily one of if not the most controversial infamous characters in the entire game due to his unique play style of sitting in a corner and left-clicking for about five minutes at a time but there's a whole lot more that goes into this complex highly technical character that a lot of people seem to overlook and that's why I the best Bastion in the entire world am here today I still do not like Scott Falco and this is how to Bastion [Music] before you learn how to become an effective Bastion you first must learn how to become a more accepting person accept that no matter the situation no matter how well you do no matter how many gold medals you get your team is constantly going to be flaming you and shad for the sole reason that you're playing as Bastion even after you blow them all out of the [ __ ] water in terms of score you're gonna want to take all of those complaints and throw them straight into the recycle bin though because after all this is over watch listening to and cooperating with your team isn't really that important so as we all know bastions main gimmick is that whenever you hit the shift key on your keyboard you become a controllable modern warfare 2 century gun effectively turning the game into an arcade style on Rails shooter if you're sitting on the payload like a good boy this is a strategy that best works if your right heart isn't completely [ __ ] oblivious to all of the surroundings once you're set up on the payload there's really no reason whatsoever to leave ever so just sit back relax and start left clicking anything that moves oh [ __ ] except if that happens you know what [ __ ] it I don't care just just win the game without me right now boom there you go that's how it's done I am willing to pay ten thousand dollars to anybody who can logically explain to me how an asleep dart incapacitates bastian bastian is a [ __ ] robot that is made up entirely of metal alloys I mean Blizzard this is unacceptable my immersion is totally shatter at whoa stop hang on look at me look at me when I save this Ginji don't press shift if you have any respect for me whatsoever right now you will not press shift on your keyboard I am asking you very kindly from one man to another please just walk away this doesn't have to end like this mercy never should have raised your ass so aside from being a completely immobile turret Bastion can also run around in recon mode and shoot what is essentially a shittier version of soldier 76 his gun and heal himself by pressing E which is another thing that soldier 76 can do basically in recon mode Bastion is just a not as good version of soldier 76 you aren't entirely useless while in recon mode though when to prove that I've decided to take the Recon challenge for this game the rules are simple no pressing shift and no pressing Q now then with the rules in place ladies and gentlemen behold today is the day weapons learn to walk upright see you later Reinhard who you ain't getting that record today baby how's it going junk gravity trying to live over here oh that's so sad oh oh I'm gonna do it again oh that lucio looks like you might want to switch in the healing for away your [ __ ] jacket for our fire in the hole what am I gonna do I can't beat that one you can please me all you want nothing gonna change the fact that you're [ __ ] dead Wow yeah that's pretty easy and before anybody calls me a cheater by the way because uh no but seriously though the best way to actually play Bastion all jokes aside is to just be peaceful set aside all of your differences forget that you are literally by definition a weapon and accept the differences that you may have with your enemies let's talk about fighting let's talk about war what is it good for absolutely nothing war I despise because it means destruction of innocent lives war means tears to thousands of mothers how when their sons go off to fight and lose their lives I'm pretty sure it was in yatta who actually spoke those wise words but point is man a machine it doesn't really matter because deep down inside I think we can all learn to live peacefully and get along with one another and that's the kind of world that I would like to live in ok except for that [ __ ] tracer don't ever trust that piece of [ __ ] wolf in sheep's clothing god damn it I'm so [ __ ] mad right now and then you abandon zolf and then you evacuate the bastion and then you win good job [Music] [Music]

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Id: Ea47cy_o2i0

Length: 5min 26sec (326 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 06 2016