How many relics I get in one run? | Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire

you think i'll reach this campfire i might just die here i do think this is the best path through the act i don't think silent really wants this poor sex elite so much that we should be going for that i don't know it's a lot of hallway fights this is the main issue maybe we just trust act one question marks and go this way that loses all the campfires let's see how we're doing here because i don't think we're going this way you have to make a video compilation of all the jorbs clips where he is sitting through the credits do people clip me sitting through the credits i didn't know you made clips of that and clad has defeated the spire creation i'm into double defend this turn i'm less sure [Music] there are some really bad hands if i triple defend here um i could have taken less than five actually i guess i was wrong it feels like a two hp mistake i'll drop sexy ghost act probably need teo probably don't get to say no to that i have some good upgrades already crippling cloud and cal drops are both good upgrades so i'll just take the campfires i think did i really just take one damage to deal four i don't think that's right in this fight this enemy does not have good posture whatever uh this kills you it's gotta be right i should probably stop trying to save this forever zombie woof thanks for the sub definitely not the easiest possible hallway fight sequence but also not the hardest by any stretch of the imagination a wizard in this fight would be really bad for this duck we dodged it poison stop i don't think i need it i have i have damage that's pretty good at some things it's it's not good at all of the things that's pretty good at some of them very popular in quebec oh i apparently you didn't say very i just decided to read that into your statement uh am i okay when i get the 20 hearts remaining [Music] the only possible way that i won't get the 20 hearts remaining is if they are stolen by the legendary diamond thief jacques or belong otherwise they're mine but if jacques has them first there's nothing that can be done i'm very popular in a remote village in latvia cool say something french for your quebec fans uh bonjour je vous dre you moose fudafafa is an excellent song one of my favorites and phoenix is the gift itself can i say something in english for my british fans no i'm sorry i cannot oh really toxic i guess i will take a hallway fight over a question mark now that i have a toxic egg toxic egg is a run winning relic so nice to get one of those early this cow hey butter lard yeah probably getting a backflip plus is pretty cool from an act one floor i don't know if i neutralize this i just want the cards or one health i was putting this on something is nice with crippling cloud hobo rocks looks like egg wins runs but is also not a relic sometimes certainly you want it early and want it not late okay how often do i die to gremlin knob if i take an elite fight not often i'm gonna rat i think just in case i'm going to absolutely murder this enemy the zero shift accuracy probably not probably not right now you need an artiform one art of war please silent is really bad at killing elites can't believe i'm taking another hit in this fight maybe i'm not i'm one damage short agenoki it's going right hey scansion law i think i've adrenaline plus is significantly better than like most boss relics i could get i don't know it's close i could just get rid of cal drops i didn't upgrade it [Laughter] yes yes let the relics flow through you why did i turn on the cheating button um for you or the entertainment of my loyal fans i would never have done anything unethical i didn't feel pressured to deal to entertain not for the british fans i'm sorry i'm sorry british fans i want this to be on five when hexagons dies that's not happening unlucky what kind of fan are you i can't tell you that that's something that uh you need to work out for yourself it's not the best thousand cuts but it's also not the worst thousand cuts my area of effect damage is not the best and also with toxic egg even though i don't currently card spam much there's a like higher than usual chance that i end up card spamming i don't know it's like okay i can certainly upgrade it i wouldn't be looking at it if i didn't think i'd be able to upgrade it but mostly going to be taking upgraded skills anyway and yeah i already upgraded all the cards on my deck basically i think that's just a cage not super happy about it could be choking eh i think it's just a cage vaguely remember a situation of a reddit post accuse jorbs of seated runs people always like this is just a thing that happens every now and then someone's like wow somebody's succeeding at a game i should accuse them of cheating it just like happens to everyone so this buyer would not be difficult to cheat out for what it's worth i think the way that i would cheat at slay the spire is i would have somebody else look at the seed after i started the run and tell me what was in it that would be like a very simple way to cheat but like i don't play this game competitively or really gain much out of winning versus losing so why would i do that the funniest thing to shake out of the internet accusing georgia cheating aspire is george's reaction to the internet accusing dream of cheating at minecraft the dream was cheating at minecraft like extremely extremely obviously so so allegedly no he he was i was skeptical about it until i read the paper saying oh i see what you're saying i mean yeah the reason for that is that i have personally been accused of shooting by people who have no idea what they're talking about so but it turned out that he was cheating very clearly where is my paper i've never had an entire paper written for me i've only gotten reddit threads [Music] wow those are cards i just need to find a tactician under reflux it's not too much to ask great nice intangible turn fortunately crippling cloud's a very good card but uh that was really funny i was so proud of myself for setting up that intangible too caltrans would have been better than incense burner there [Laughter] okay okay technically maybe ah sneaky strike i want to just carter move and take prepared i also want to buy a membership card though i could not get away from membership card there feels like a bad start to this fight didn't i need to upgrade a thousand cuts i think i needed to upgrade a thousand cuts i maybe shouldn't even be in this fight right now next time i'm intentional though looks like i'm fine 57 that's only 25 next turn we're fine wait it's only 18 next turn okay let's say 14 that's not a number that that is weird thing this doesn't deal damage this doesn't deal damage this doesn't deal damage everything else deals damage that's good morning coffee then i need another power i am a mummified hand fan but yeah i may need another power should i take a light dance if i'm like trying to do thousand cuts is my damage probably okay it's weird to tell someone you don't know that you really like them like this is actually a thing the reason isn't necessarily that you shouldn't like appreciate entertainers or whatever a lot it's that what the [ __ ] are they meant to say in the conversation like thank you just not a good conversation for them to be part of thank you is perfectly fine okay and then what like you could just talk to them like they were a human being instead because the catalyst away from beating the heart and we'll see upper answers i know i actually got most of my um social skills from harrison ford in star wars i will need to block at some point like well actually i might not with triple apparition and incense burner as possible i just don't need to block the dodging rolls interesting anchor's pretty good you don't know if i'm a real person imagine what it's like to be me you think i know whether you're a real person hell no absolutely not doing a tactician or like a concentrate plus would do a lot of work here we could all be russian bots what if i'm a russian bot and i just don't realize do you think you'd know if you were like a computer algorithm i'm not sure i would know why did i play cloud over a flask to weaken the enemy just like the thing that it does right i'm not going to not take a leg sweep plus i like how george doesn't realize that all his viewers are russian bots on different accounts don't believe me and watch me post this on my other accounts i like how twitch shot doesn't realize that the streamer is a russian bot don't believe me watch the streamer be a russian bot do you think i can do the the dance with the like bent knees i think there's no chance absolutely no no hope um what kills the stock just running out of block on turn or whatever you watched a professional ballet dancer fall flat on his ass during the russian dance of the nutcracker at the canadian center was it awesome would you go back what was the most entertaining part of the show i believe that i believe that not personally a fan of um well going outside dodging just want some energy of some sort this fight could be bad maybe actually now that i think about it i don't think the deck has many non um skills or powers on it i know thanks for the bits you let tavo appreciate it is weaves a single amorphous entity now i mean now always has been this is presumably how i lose we did it okay it's for a good number it's fine not a bad number deflect plus like actually like actually though the card might be sort of insane here recall upgrading survivors like it is a i don't know i don't know i think i probably want my upgrades for powers eventually you would think i might find some of those does incense printer work by adding a tangible stack once every six turns so if you're in wreath form and hit incense burner you'll go from two stacks two three yes that is correct i think i am relatively confident that's correct sounds like it's correct could i draw a thousand cuts maybe or is better than five true [Music] didn't have to play defender i have another eight aoe wait remember the fruit juice what would you like me to remember about it remember to breathe maybe that should just be my response every time that's actually a pretty good response manzo up challenge section is that like inception remember to see the beauty of the situation that's important that is important all right doppelganger it's an okay card when upgraded and tazma keller i believe i have two strikes and a quick slash and a neutralize um [Music] black star seems better than the other ones secret bark is an ad it's an extra five max hp for starters maybe a sacred mark is actually better i should be able to kill elites though i thought one of the questions on that spreadsheet is if i am good at the game it is very boring do you like have people request that i prove that i'm good at the game over and over again it is a frequently asked question [Music] for whatever reason okay i want to go this way because i think my hallway fight rewards are a lot better than my question marks with toxic egg and the fact that concentrate and tactician and reflex are such good cards right now reflex isn't that good the tactician and concentrate certainly are oh i drew a thousand cuts on turn one i didn't even like know that was possible oh i didn't get adrenaline too i don't even have a clickbaity title true those are pretty gross can i prove that i find being asked to prove things tiresome nope i think i want instance burner on a 4.5 actually with anchor if i don't work out how to make block width prepared i'd need to stop taking them maybe i already needed to stop taking them maybe taking that one was bad purple yeti things for four months next days are thanks for the year bring me the concepts for 21 months you personally really enjoy titles like complete and utter spiral warlord dominates the opposition and draws wraith form every turn i mean that one's at least not like adversarial my boss relics don't do very much yet i gotta work on that stone maybe we'll get there eventually being carried pretty hard by my cards right now this adrenaline that i said was as good as most australics could be is like having to be as good as most boss relics could be it's doing a great job but uh i you know wouldn't have minded also getting a boss relic definitely not that one ceramic fish and aqua becca will save us imagine if you are like a drowning and you like managed to get your head above the water to breathe one last time and you see akabeko riding a ceramic fish on its way to save you and then then ceramic fish like stops to pick up nine gold and you just drown to death so hello someone say this fire experience yeah i mean i might have had some runs that were sort of like that i don't know a little bit like that maybe if i got double nightmare here would i break the game again i wouldn't have enough energy i don't think i need a bit more energy than this to be able to do anything super oop with double nightmare i guess it'd be upgraded though i do also have a mummified hand so if i got a power i could do some pretty sweet stuff if i got a power i could do just any power really it's an interesting run i guess i took caltrops and then removed it let go mendix in three months did i seriously not get that okay i was still one damage i dealt 48 and it was attacking for 50 and i didn't block soon having an energy would be really nice just an energy of some sort i mean i mean i mean for [ __ ] sake yeah not that one i don't think i have enough card draw for that one uh gg hopefully probably unless i die maybe i die i am intangible this turn and next turn and the turn after okay i think i won is this a recording of you singing this in high school someone read it said it's set up is underrated [Music] i need more card draw than this for it to really go off it's my third storm of steel plus that i've been offered i could be playing a very different deck by which i mean a defect duck uh there isn't anything to upgrade right like i just go here did i just play catalyst when it applied less poison than deadly poison would have have a deadly poison in my hand i think that just happened okay i will not be answering questions at this time card is somewhat shinier that's true an enemy that exhausts your discard pile some turns into the fight that enemy would just kill you sometimes like you would just die so if like you are excited about an enemy that just randomly kills you sometimes i guess that would be a great enemy to put on the game we did it we found one power it's a obnoxious fumes order i was reading chap maybe i shouldn't have been reading chat he's safe do we like the song or not i don't know volume too low works for me i found a concentrate i found another catalyst and a snekko skull and a chemex and a pair i don't care about that one this one's good this one's good this one's good sadistic nature's energy kind of also maybe just a good card ah four more relics sort of a vibe a little bit of a vibe some questionable decisions who is this i really have to kill these this is lou reed no way really i'm intangible next turn anyways well uh okay one of his most favorites famous songs i don't know much about lou reed but i know i love you in the uk the aural sex reference slipped past these sensors we went at 1972 to 73 were unfamiliar with the term giving ahead you have to keep in mind that before 1969 all they had was um [ __ ] and masticating box but never but never in concert uh don't think i'll be able to say that with a straight face in my entire life um piercing well is piercing oil still a good card is 2 max hp a good card 2 max hp might be a good card i think it's a better card i will upgrade to defends i guess this is not a duck that takes apotheosis accuracy probably not an accuracy i have seen a couple of accuracies haven't it we're further from the 90s now than the 70s were from the 90s that assumes a linear passage of time there's no evidence that time passes linearly expertise i love our good if it is it's like only barely i don't think i quite put all that together foreign i'm intangible yay this would be a really good expertise turn more time is passing now than in the 70s because of population increase damn [ __ ] straight i'm glad someone has the brains to say it the brains and the courage you're like the the man no something else you're like amelia earhart there you go sure um oh i think walleye plans probably just wins me the run just needed the one power also i have a membership card so i'm going to buy the entire store when i go shopping next looking forward to it this is beardog thanks for the gifted sub appreciate it good evening funky weapon this looks like a pretty good deck it's okay it does some things all right did i just discard acro i should probably have played acro let's discard this no i don't know what i'm doing i genuinely have no idea what i'm doing i don't have to play apparition this time so i can discard that and i can do this and i can do this and i can do this okay there we go the main thing the deck does well is winning you don't know that yet you don't know that yet i think we might die to a weekend one but hopefully i don't also might not die to a wicked one wait who needs footwork when all your defense are upgraded us maybe amelia earhart another option do we have more apparitions than we should weekend one might be too long a fight that is the fear that is why decks like this sometimes struggle against awakened one i like thousand cuts turn one a lot though and i have decent potions hmm that's what i wanted to kill these two but okay i sound like donut or deca when waiting at the microwave both people can be more than one thing 30 plus apparitions would be optimal not wrong i have this fight completely one all right that's cool sometimes decks will do that sometimes decks do very well up until the moment that they don't do very well anymore this is a duck that should beat the heart though catalyst is just very good against the heart you not heaven since burner on the right number arguably it shouldn't matter it might matter we'll sing okay ah sure i need thousand cuts i don't know most of the cards i can discount here i don't actually want to play okay maybe now i play it since i have concentrate and i have apparition in my discard pile if needed [Music] good game one really knows what pot of greed does it's always being vague and unclear when mentioned in the anime it's a solid comb this is not really what you want instance burner on but okay [Music] i think it's plans over obnoxious memes you're shocked i skipped gamble while i'm bottling a well laid plans so i'm going to have cards in my hand that i want to hold on to always which makes it quite a lot worse you like underrated stuff check out the beatons you are the beatles no really i've never heard of them gg that was certainly a silent duck i'm in tangible next iron with instance burner i put it on the perfect number toxic egg definitely did a lot of work here so many things so little score the silent experience

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Length: 69min 32sec (4172 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 26 2022