How is This Possible??

I would not be one of those people basement win loss today it's been a long time since I've actually touched this character to be honest so whoopsies we're gonna try and get a dub lost gets dead in two hits so you gotta be careful first floor Polly my beloved now I know you guys can't see it but it has been a long time since I have uh gotten a good run all right I genuinely shook my entire body just now I almost shook my desk I swear to God is the Mom's purse worth it I think a mom's purse is worth it trinkets are broken oh my God that's actually really good solar forgotten will actually make it so I can finally use a sacrifice room as the Lost which is big and almost makes me want to go check out the devil meaning even if I do take a double deal right I could just use the sacrifice to him and get an angel room anyway goodbye dangle dingle dangle dongle you know they have Dingle they have dangle where the hell is dongle I should make a a mod where it's dongle but it's just a USB stick I gotta find a pedestal ASAP I have the oh Rock Party Time cups I get one room re-rolls even though they have a chance to oh balls of steel delete the item having rerolls every one rooms I mean like that's just valuable no matter what where the hell is my treasure room I'm gonna I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Ingles I've been getting Sacred Heart a lot so I'm gonna try and continue the trend all right I'm gonna try and get chrono lights so I'm trying to get my godheads in who knows uh we'll just roll this and delete it immediately I love The Binding of Isaac thank you and okay I don't have this whatever you know I was putting thought into this this AAA Battery trinket which is always really good how is this not any different from just the nine volt item they kind of do the same thing right they make it so your eyes to vitamin costs one charge less right I mean I guess okay I suppose the nine volt when you have a one bar a Spanish Arc survives are it automatically recharges in the room and you recharge your item on pickup for nine volt but that's about it right like I'm putting it in perspective and the space between the fact that it's an item and a trinket yet the trinket kind of does a lot of what the item does I don't know you know simple Dodgers weave in and out just kidding I'm gonna die oh my God hey Angel hello virtues is good I'll take this I'll take that it's gonna increase my annual chance anyway so I don't need to keep these to increase my angel chance we need the item to really put Paulie into effect whether it be just a bunch of tears and damage UPS or maybe a tier modifier probably we get it that ain't that's a start that's good look at that plus three damage hello sure oh I can roll this oh nah that's a major rig for me what the hell all right goodbye Min you're gonna get pushed two into a wall oh my God uh eye drops is good eye drops are great I'm gonna pick up everything on our way back and we'll head out foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] ever again in my life alright check the shop one last thing to do uh starter deck is incredibly good we get nothing from it but this is reverse Justice which I can take and I can do some stuff still got planetarium chants I think I was one frame from dying just now nice oh doubtful that anything is going to come from this but you might as well try hey there you go here we go we're gonna find out really soon I have so many rules available the only thing that could go wrong is if okay it only got sucks is if the item bleeds oh or I could just get another beggar that helps at this point do I plot the Justice in here item item item item damn it I was going big risk mode there oh well wait is that another judgment oh my God hold on it was totally worth it I don't know why it's so dark in here clear Rune do it again so many rerolls those are fine but not good for me and the lost and can't get HP oh oh God ah run back oh ruined bag is good I don't know D4 what's with all the rerolls man oh cute baby that's cool okay I'm gonna just roll it I'm dancing I didn't even see it I couldn't have seen it uh P6 okay nice I got a normal dice going that's good hey that's beautiful clean room means crawl space crawl space means potential Black Market which I got okay I'm dancing oh math or stopwatch ah let's be honest I'll take a stopwatch let's be honest it's Angel room with a speed up and a Stigmata all right yeah that's it we're gonna fight the angel It's Gonna recharge and then I'm gonna use this recharge on the secret room come on Zach hey Stack's good Sac is good boom all right come on baby big boy stuff I know you got it for me I know it's here come on oh do I do it you know what I haven't had Anarchy in a while we're doing it I think nine out of ten times I would take the d Infinity there's no planetarium over the r key which is kind of the reason why I wanted to take oh uh the r key instead just this one time because typically typically I would take the d Infinity so I wanted to change it up tiny tummy spin pack it here what's going on what is that another Angel let's pick a room give me hemolactia that's so ah well that was the most random thing so far actually the fact that hemalachia just decided to show up it's all Cod dispersing everyone with my knockout giant Fists coming here x-ray vision probably belly button is strong but pretty sure that just does what Mom's purse says so x-ray is good anything in here it's time Michelle that's that is anything that is really good I'm also a very small due to Pluto so I keep missing the pickups that show up don't die don't die don't die I was gonna RT I was I was seconds away from our King good stuff all right last thing Visage is probably the most annoying Gahanna boss I'm not gonna lie but we should be okay it shouldn't be too tough we have quite the build right now I that was impossible damage he chained into me I've never seen that before we did it tears up good stuff I keep getting Angels that's useless all right well now we have a bunch of money dude if a gold member card shows up I will be living life big boy treasure room incoming today it will be a mutant spider it's flush uh whatever HBO none either or would have been uh I use this item for me oh my God I gotta blow this up I looked away for one second I almost walked to that confessional oh my God my heart I S my heart sank all right come on You Gotta Die like really fast there we go good stuff watch out for triple stop no we're good uh today we'll go down here maybe I'll get Brimstone and demolish everything with himalayker Brimstone I I got one shot do not miss your chance to blow I don't know I just gotta guess and hope that I'm in the right direction I cannot be the only gamer on Earth that hates navigating the room right I absolutely hate this place I can't do it I'm gonna I'm gonna hit a dead end too many times I don't think I'm hitting hush guys oh my God I I might be able to do it hurry up hurry up hurry up vanilla Isaac moment I don't think I can ten seconds die oh I got it oh my oh my god oh uh my reflection hmm I have a feeling that would be bad but it would be kind of funny though right memory card please damn it uh it's still good okay here here's what I'll do let's see it's actually not that bad I was going to use the glowing Hourglass in because I didn't want to do it but I actually don't hate it surprisingly we just need a crazy tier effect to go with this hemalakria and we are chilling okay I'm bullying again I've slowed them down and I keep pushing him back into place where I want him he's like look I'm moving him around plus it's slowed I can't predict the movement of the Continuum I I it's just pure skill we have two or three conjoined we have the negative so let's go down whole of Eden all right sure I'll take a solo again that's crazy we'll take Sullivan to the dark room two three and four that should time perfectly I have stopwatch I can never remember that it's always four seconds until you have stopwatch when it's five seconds and then you place down the ball I will never remember the day I remember is the day I I don't know I complete The Binding of Isaac officially dead God is Not completing The Binding of Isaac it's when I remember that I have stopwatch and I time the Satan bomb correctly big boy stuff incoming boom mark That's decent boom packed that's really good boom that's okay boom role of Eden oh that's good those are all good but I can't take any of these oh that sucks some tourium would have been fat I have only mantle so I can touch this I this is a fire rate up so I have to no it's not it's just a range I've just gone and destroyed myself oh well you don't get a lot of marked runs these days so I'll I'll mess with it no big deal firemind okay that's a tear effect I was thinking more tier modifier here firemind is a little scary which is the exact reason why I'm gonna take I can't even see my tears on the screen anymore I'll take care of the body first he's slowed down so he can't even charge properly careful Brimstone that fat bat blocked so many shots that's the MVP of the entire run go back and and Rewind and and slow down that fat bat took everything he was the guy there's this room I got another chest wow hey there we go controlling good stuff okay okay so now it's terrifying okay now I've achieved the terrifying run anything for the end no just a bomb well oh well let's do it again use the sun card just to clear out this room I gotta get a gold memory card at some point oh finally a restock machine with all the money that I have yeah okay I don't know why it's like that on the Lost ignore that one dream catcher I feel like it's bug with the mods that I have and I haven't been able to figure out which one is wrong Birthright hey nice this is gonna kind of reduce the amount of items that we get that are kind of filler HP ups and stuff meaning now we're gonna get some really really good items can't be an HBO okay second worst thing okay but still it wasn't HP see now I'm getting damaged up some stuff that's beautiful that's big boy okay first one butter bean all right it's actually wait what I Can't Believe It's Not Butter bean I know right and Aries this this is it's whatever it's mid it oh I got a button that gave me a red chest okay I got a button that gave me a ridge has to give me guppy's Tail as well as a golden chest that gave me yes Mother it's now time to get as op as possible even though I literally am op as possible you can get more damage so it was spider butt or razor eh those are okay all right what's in here car battery I mean sure why not I can donate again that's nice increase my angel chance a bit more and be nice to my donation machine at the same time maybe not all of my money please oh my God I know I had the decision to not do that but I have shrunken my money oh well oh at this point I I just need you guys to know that if you're confused as to what's happening on the screen I am right there with you I don't know either I'm just kind of shooting and things are dying right and I'm just hoping that I don't explode in the process that's been my current game plan so far it's been working so I'm not I'm not complaining at all maybe an angel room low chance actually High chance but whenever I have a high chance I don't get it whenever I have the low chance I get it I forgot that's how the Matt man Works my bad I get rid of these tears they're pushing around the palm hello anything in here maybe oh there's the school bag that's big and conehead which is good but I'm not getting hit whatever mom's wig I think I got hit and I'm scared of dying so let me out oh nice good stuff still increasing our damage actually we're at 40. okay Gideon right yeah of course of course yeah you'd show up it's like rainbow flaming Fists of Fury and I and I'm gonna die if anything I'm dead let me in all right that's actually probably the worst thing I could get I'm shooting Too Many Tears now I think I'm gonna die like genuinely I got two Perfections can I take both Perfection what that's awesome wait what that's cool I have 20 look it's not like I'm using the the battery anyway yeah I'll take the double perfection uh and we'll go okay I I guess I could finally use my soul of Forgotten teleport I actually got it it's only water sugar what's in here demon baby I have conjoined I'm okay all oh God guys guys it got crazy that was the one we were waiting for that was the one we were waiting for it got crazy oh Gold Member there it is that's what I want and here it's speedball hey this is fun it's fun guys help guys that guy instantly died reap creep is gone plus twins I'm not even trying to do that angel room I already went in here uh two's up I should have taken the Raindrop I actually know I shouldn't have that's the last thing I want is my tears to last longer on screen why is my rage so high 40 40 range like every single time I clear a room I walk out because I'm scared of what's going on homing yeah sure why not you know what I'm gonna say I think the RQ was the better decision here okay uh pentagram good stuff I didn't spawn anything so I can use the Joker and end up getting the mind uh no way that guy dies I need euthanasia that would be the god item for me euthanasia with 20 luck would make it so these guys would stop being Invincible of love oh my God I just got tough love with 20 luck I can't believe I have double Perfection that's actually one of the coolest things I've done no watch I knew it I knew it you damn it floors after just floors after I decide to kill Gideon let's see yeah pretty good um decent okay hello it lives it dies it's an angel I did get it it's guardian angel I am going to hope this is a perthro it was an ouches okay well okay it's a Pandora's Box hey I got an angel item I'm dancing no I just spawned godhead what I just got godhead from Pandora's box that is so beautiful I don't I can't even see anything on screen anymore things just die uh Soul that's good oh my God all right my God goodbye Isaac all right give me the big boys uh triple shot yeah that's one of them Nails fortune cookie sure oh hey I'm firing in spurts now this is great all right goodbye blue baby wherever you were on the screen it's too good oh yeah more shoot more music sounds so weird oh oh my God what is that he's dead They're All Dead everyone's dead he's dead I just I thought I just crashed I'm pretty sure I was supposed to crash this now and I didn't I wow wow ah of course of course of course you'd show up now wait can't this be delivering too I believe oh yeah okay we're good uh actually I think I'm dead I can't Dodge this there is nothing too dark what to stop shooting just stop that's it I'm done I'm done it's over I'm done it's over I don't care I'm done slowly touch it don't explode GG [Music]

Channel: Lazy Mattman

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Length: 18min 3sec (1083 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 14 2023