How Hard is it to Beat Factorio Without Doing ANYTHING?

you may have seen the videos where someone beats Factor without belts or walking or without ever even using their keyboard yes the genre of playing factorio without things is alive and well and as the preeminent factorio idiot I simply cannot allow myself to be one uped like that that's why today I'll be taking things to their logical conclusion I'm going to beat factorio without doing anything uh yeah just just just give me a second wait what where are all these people coming from what what are you doing get out of here you are ruining the sanctity of this challenge oh man they're just running all over the place now I can't even stop them because I threw my mouse and keyboard into the ocean for this challenge stop it stop moving me around with belts I'm not an iron plate damn it don't you know I'm the world famous YouTuber doh do Washington and now they're coming into my save mining my ores I was getting to that part all right I'm sure I would have thought of something eventually now they're putting me on a belt Carousel why must I be subjected to such indignities well in any case they're certainly getting busy it's hardly been 15 minutes and they've already got some rudimentary science up and running of course um you know I would have gotten it done f F her oh nice one of them died I'd check it out but my hands are tied all I can do is sit here and vibrate while they run around like ants oh they're uh moving me again I guess they wanted to show off their furnace Stacks they're all right I guess I mean they've got red and green science automated so that's something it's uh okay now they're moving me over here and why are there even more four furnace Stacks over here apparently those were just their starter furnace stacks for making red into green science all right all right I respect the grind and they've already made a completely useless machine looking a little short on iron plates there uh probably on account of that whole other base they're supplying off of the same starter patch but who knows what's going on over there they've also built the engine units before the red science and something like 20 red science assemblers which is perhaps a little ambitious for only four Landes in their bus but no I'm sure they've got this all under control also who the heck is making Hazard concrete before there's even chemical science who's in charge of this mess I think the priorities are all out of whack there's green Science Now apparently and I've got to wonder if being on this belt Carousel is going to mess with the video compression algorithm oh and it appears I'm being moved again the absolute audacity of these people to come in here and ruin my run and then sign their names what do they think that just because they pay me they deserve to have their names appear in my videos well they've apparently got some trains up and running in an attempt to resolve the iron issue even if it appears to be completely empty half of the time probably on account of being a single bidirectional track I would never design my entire base around bidirectional trains they're just plain inefficient all right we're on the move again and for some reason people have just been dumping all of their trash on my belt wait my belt oh God I'm developing Stockholm syndrome also it appears that someone has destroyed the loadbearing power power pole here's their oil refinery I guess it looks like it might be missing a couple hundred pipes but I'm sure they know what they're doing now they appear to be celebrating the death of one of their own what a strange and fascinating culture moving on and with my heap of trash and Hot Pursuit here's their Labs which appear to be running at half capacity despite the surfit of assemblers they've even got military science and what is going on with these chemical science assemblers that's certainly an interesting design they've got there and it appears of being brought back to their Monument of vanity oh I've stopped had one of them comes over to rectify that it appears that their culture places a great amount of significance on constantly being in motion more observation is necessary I guess now they're trying to show me that chemical science is finished and now I've got some freeloaders on my belt shouldn't you all be off building the factory that I was supposed to build and O here we go onto another Journey where the hell are they taking me this time how many belts is this this is so many belts and even the diagonal now that's dedication oh so they just wanted to show me their mining outposts uh uh wait what are you doing oh my God they're going to sack sacrifice me to the biters okay they seem to have changed their mind all right then they also appear to be spending as much time as it took to build to completely deconstruct this enormous belt they've made I'm not sure if they're doing all of this on my behalf or to preserve that giant heap of trash on the Belt I'm just enamored watching this oh time to disrupt the entire train Network to Belt across it and back to the sign well maybe I'll get some peace into it so I can finally start thinking about how I'm going to beat this run without doing anything or at least I would if not for all that incessant beeping what is going on out there you know what I don't even want to know they're showing off their robot frames into processing units now though purple science into yellow science appears to remain out of sight also there's a bunch more circuits because you never truly can have enough but all things considered things are moving along rather quickly I mean I could have done it faster myself and there's like 19 people here but you know there is so much garbage on this belt I'm not sure you can see it very well considering I'm stuck zoomed all the way out but there is so much garbage anyway yellow sign sure sprung up fast along with the low density structures if you look around there are now multiple machines that do nothing but barrel and unb Barrel Lube presumably as an act of worship to the concept of continuous motion even more furnace Stacks because even these strange people seem to understand that the solution to not having enough of something is to Simply make more of it though the displacement of one of their sacred Heritage sites to make room for industry seems to have sparked some internal conflict amongst the tribe wow they've certainly been busy they've set up purple science rocket control units and the whole rocket Silo since the last time they forced me to tour their base against my will it seems they're preparing for the end and they've constructed another circular belt to facilitate their strange rituals and less the rocket also the massive trash clog is too much for this belt to contain which appears to infuriate them because they are now burning all of the wood with this cobbled together abomination of engines and Radars okay what is going on here and who threw a poison capsule Against All Odds I've managed to survive someone throwing poison everywhere and as always the rocket is now waiting for RCU I'm not sure I've seen in a single game where the winning rocket wasn't waiting on RCU seriously what the hell is going on I'm starting to think that these people might actually be insane it's probably for the best I just keep standing still as to not provoke them and oh what is that [Music] sound it's Rick asley the giant audio fart from earlier was someone setting up the asly machine well at least it's almost over I'm sure they'll all pack up and leave once they're done so I can finally start working on uh hey wait a minute I haven't done anything and I'm about to win I never really thought about it but no part of the challenge said that I couldn't get someone else to do everything for me um so I guess that's how hard it is to wait what are you doing get off me help help all right as you might have guessed those were a couple patrons playing on a server I set up and [Music] uh anyway I don't really do sponsorships but shock bite just gave me the server for free without forcing me to sign some contract and we're basically like well it would be nice if you talked about us and so if you need a Minecraft or factorio server or whatever you can use the promo code DOD to get 25% off their services this video was a bit of a trial run and I've got some great ideas for what to do with this server so look forward to it okay by

Channel: DoshDoshington

Views: 240,708

Keywords: Multiplayer

Id: T41J8c6UU94

Length: 9min 19sec (559 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 04 2024