- Today, we suck. - Let's talk about that. (upbeat theme) - Good mythical morning! - And please welcome our new friend, the star of the new Netflix show, V Wars, it's Ian Somerhalder! - Whoo!
(claps) - Give us one of these. - Double shake, double shake. - Oh, yeah! - Welcome to the show, man! - Whoa. - Okay, so you were on Vampire
Diaries for eight seasons. Now you're on V Wars. - Yes. - About this ancient disease that turns people into vampires. Tell me, do you like garlic bread? - That was a very interesting,
sort of non sequitur segue. - Yeah. - I love garlic bread. - That's right. - Yeah, it doesn't affect these vampire. - Oh, okay, bummer. - Okay so we all know
that vampires possess a supernatural ability to suck
hard on unsuspecting necks, but how hard can we suck? It's time for, "This Game Might Be Hard "as the Rock of Gibralter, But Let's Suck Some Stuff
With Ian Somerhalder". - Okay, we're gonna be
given glasses of blood, which is really just red drink, and then we're gonna be given three straws which will have three levels of sucking: easy to suck, medium to
suck, and hard to suck. - Okay. - We're gonna then compete
by using our straws to suck down all of the blood and whoever empties their
glass first gets points. The harder the straw, the more the points. - Okay, and to determine
who gets which straw, we have to answer a
vampire-related trivia question. And who has the closest
answer, according to Stevie, gets to assign the straws to the people. In the end, the winner
will receive a sultry, mind-reading vampire smolder
from Ian Somerhalder. - Oh, wow. - Don't give it! (laughs) You just gave a little peek! - It's only for the winner, even if that's you.
- Let's suck. (upbeat music) - Okay, so we got red
Gatorade to start with. - Blood, this is blood. - This is the easy straw. This is the medium
straw, which is kind of, you know, it's gonna
have to travel distance. - And over here, I have
the most difficult straw, which is stacked Barbie heads. - Okay, I don't know
how well that'll work. I guess that's the point. Okay, so we're gonna answer this question and then figure out who is the decider. - Right. - And assign the straws. - Let's see the first question. The Ancient Greeks believed
that blank turned into vampires when they blank. You know those Ancient Greeks. They would believe some stuff. (mumbles) - This might be too, no. - I don't know if I'm
smart enough for this one. - All you gotta do is be closest. You don't have to be right. - Don't worry guys, I
know the right answer, so. - Greeks, I'm going with Greeks. - Okay. - Okay, all right. - [Stevie] Okay. - We ready. - [Stevie] Rhett, let's see what you got. - Again, went with the Greek theme. The Ancient Greeks believed
that people turn into vampires when they ate yogurt. (crew laughs) - Okay, you made it three blanks. - 'Cause of, you know, there's a bacteria. - [Stevie] Okay. - Greek yogurt? You're changing your answer? - No, I just added one piece. (laughs)
- Oh. - I just added one piece. - You didn't add 'yogurt', did you? - No, I added 'Greek'. - Oh, okay. - I added 'Greek' just to. - [Stevie] All right Ian, let's see it. - What's yours? - So, Ancient Greeks
believed that Greek cowboys turned into vampires when they rode. (crew laughs) - Oh. - I love a good Greek cowboy.
(laughs) You know, it's hard to ride a horse when you're wearing one
of those Greek outfits. What's that, a toga?
- [Stevie] Link? - The Ancient Greeks
believed that philosophers turn to vampires when they died. - Oh, okay. - [Stevie] Okay, the answer is: The Ancient Greeks believed that redheads turned into vampires when they die. - Oh.
- Ah. - Philosopher's pretty close. - [Stevie] Link has one
of those words correct. And I guess. - Redheaded philosophers. - [Stevie] Yeah, exactly. - But redheads love yogurt! - All right. I'm gonna give Rhett the hardest straw 'cause I don't yet know. - We're just starting our friendship. - Yeah, I don't want to
make you suck too hard right off the bat. - I can suck right through. (crew laughs) I'm not worried. - So if you win, you get
three points with that one. - Yeah, exactly. - [Stevie] All right, are
you guys ready for this? - So I'm going for one
point, Ian's going for two, Rhett's going for three. - [Stevie] On your marks, get set. - How is this the easiest? - [Stevie] And suck! (sucking noises) - There's nothing coming! (sucking noises) (coughs) These doll heads are very porous. (sucking noises)
(Link hums) - Boy, this Gatorade
tastes like a hot dog. (crew laughs) - Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're cheating! You're cheating! - It was an opportunity. - Ian's losing valuable time
trying to fix the straw. You're still cheating. - No one saw. Your engineers didn't do this properly. - I'm getting so much air! - I'm really gonna have
to pee on the freeway. - It's really tough to get a
good grip on a doll's head. (dry sucking sounds) - Mine's getting smaller. Oh gosh, you did it. (ding) I know that you cheated. - All that for nothing! (crew laughs) - Aight, listen. I had the freaking easiest
one and this was difficult. The harder you suck,
the urethra collapses. (laughs) (upbeat music) All right, Rhett, what's
our easiest straw? - Okay, easiest straw is a kazoo. Medium straw is a sweet potato. (laughs) - And the most difficult
straw is this flute. - Do you have enough fingers?
(plays recorder) You really gotta get some
power with that thing. That a big barrel straw. - Yeah. Well also, too, we have
to address this piece. - There's a hole. - I think you're gonna
just have to lip it. You're gonna have to like, ah. - You gotta go all the way. - You seem to really want this. And what are we drinking? - No, I'm just a problem-solver. - Strawberry-flavored all-mond milk. Or al-mond milk if you're in
the central California region. - Question please. Oh, what is Vampire Chase saying? Gotta read his freaking lips? - [Rhett] Say it again, Chase. - [Link And Rhett] What? - [Ian] Are you kidding me? - [Link] What? Again. - [Ian] Okay. - [Link] He's laughing at himself 'cause he knows how
freaking difficult this is. What? - [Stevie] Guys, let me tell you, when you have the answer to this, it seems so easy. - Gee, thanks. (crew laughs) - Oh, gosh. - I think it's safe to say
he's not saying what I wrote. But I hope I'm close. - Sort of like Greek cowboys and yogurt. - Yeah, right. - All right. - [Stevie] Okay, Link,
- I like the production video. - [Stevie] let's see what you got. - I think that he was saying, "you have to play with my play". - Oh.
(crew laughs) - I don't know what that
means, but that what it looked like he was saying. You have to play with my play. - [Stevie] Okay, Ian? - It looked like he was saying, "you have a lot of blood" - Oh.
- or something. - You have a lot of blood. - Something you have a lot of something. - [Stevie] And Rhett? - I said, "you have a blimpy play." (crew laughs)
- Oh, we're pretty close. - Oh, you saw play. - Like Blimpy, the old sub thing. It's a play about Blimpy and
the history of that restaurant. - Whatever, okay. - [Stevie] Okay, let's see
what Chase actually said. - We get to hear it. - You have a plump neck. (laughs) - You have a plump neck. - You have a blimpy play. - [Stevie] I feel like this
one goes to Ian, right? 'Cause it's the most vampire themed. - Yeah, you have a lot of blood. - Well I have four, you have a. - Yeah, all right. You win so you get the
power of choice here. - You clearly wanted this. - No, no, no, you were already focusing. - I think you knew how. - He's like a recorder
flute kinda guy anyway. - We just talked, I just
walked you through that. - Okay, okay, whatever, I'll keep it. Three points. - Yeah. And brother, I know we're just starting our relationship, too. - Yeah. - But, I do think that it's
gonna be really awesome. - Yeah. - To watch that. - And not have to do it. - My uncle used to grow yams. - Okay, so Ian is going for one point. I'm going for three. Rhett's going for two. - [Stevie] Here we go in. - Wait, wait, wait, hold on,
I gotta get set up, sorry. - [Stevie] Three.
- I know this isn't my show. - [Stevie] Two, one, suck! (recorder plays) - Oh man, I've covered all the holes. Oh, there's another hole. (sucking noises) - [Stevie] Oh Rhett. (ding) (laughs) - Copy you. - You know what? That was pretty good. - It is really good. - I like a little yam in my almond milk. - But if I raise this up, does it, nope. Okay, whatever. (upbeat music) Shirley Temples are up. What's the easiest straw? - The easy straw is a taquito. The medium straw is a pickle. - And the most difficult straw is corn. (laughs) - Corn straw! - All right, what's our question? How many bulbs of garlic are in this jar? Okay. One, two, three, four. - Is it closest without
going over or just closest? - [Stevie] Just closest. - Hmm, just closest. Okay, got it. - You looking at my score? - I'm looking at the garlic. - I looked at your answer. It's different than mine. (laughs) - Okay. - [Stevie] All right, Ian, go ahead. - 34, he says. - [Stevie] Okay, Link? - That's kinda conservative. I'm like, 101. - [Stevie] And Rhett?
- I did math. - I said 79. - Okay. - Well, if you look, it looks like one, two, three, four, five. Maybe there's seven or eight. - I was like 10 times 10 is 100. - Eight, 16, 24. - [Stevie] Rhett, the answer is 74. - Are you (beep) me? (laughs) - This is my thing, y'all. - Dang, man. - This is my thing. - Wait, is it really? - He's a good guesstimate. You know what, give me
a chance to come back. - I think the corn straw
is gonna work for you, man. I feel like it's a
three point opportunity. And you can get into the lead. It looks like a good, solid straw. And, you know what, I actually don't, I'd only get one point for
getting it through this thing? - [Stevie] Two. - Two points. And how much is this? - One! We've been playing the
game for a while now. - You get the taquito, my friend. - All right. - You're the sweetest.
- [Stevie] Here we go. - He's afraid of you, that's
why he gave you the one. - I'm afraid of him?
- [Stevie] On your marks. - He's afraid of you. - [Stevie] Get set, suck! (sucking noises) Rhett, you've done it again. - I got so close! - Wow, that corn straw, it really works! - It was tough, though. It was tough. - Orville Redenbacher, my butt hole. (crew laughs) (upbeat music) This is, what? - Tomato juice. - Great. - And this is, this dog toy, which, by the way, has
a very large bottom. - Oh, wow. Or that could be the top. - That's number one. And then, of course. (chimes sounds) - Wind chimes. - Wind chimes are the second straw. - Wind chimes are two points. Three points is a pipe. (laughs) - Okay, and on this question, we're gonna be talking about from Goop, the physic vampire
repellent protection mist, which it says to spray around the aura to protect from psychic
attack and emotional harm. So I'm just gonna spray
it around your auras. - Gwyneth Paltrow developed this? - Yeah, she's smart. - She's crushing. - She's fancy. It has a nice. - I like that. - That's an aura encompassing scent. - All right, what's the question. - What if I turn into a
murderous beast and just. - Does it say that on the bottle? - I call Gwyneth. - [Link] This psychic vampire repellent is an essential oil blend
of juniper, lavender, and what other herb? Herb. - I smell a certain thing. That's all I'm gonna say and I'm gonna write down
what that certain thing is. Okay. - [Stevie] Okay, Rhett? - I smell rosemary. S-baby. (laughs) - Sbaby. - [Stevie] Ian? - Coulda been rosemary, damn. I was gonna say verbena. - Who's that? - I went to school with her. (laughs) - [Stevie] And Link? - I can't win. (all laughs) Based on the scoring, I cannot win. - [Stevie] Okay, it goes to Rhett. - It's rosemary? - [Stevie] It's rosemary! You were so confident, now
you seem not confident. - Sbaby! - It's my day! Okay. - Solid. - Link can't win. What do I want to see him suck on? (laughs) That's the real question. - This is a family show. - Listen, I think you
need to give Ian the pipe so that he has a chance of beating you. - Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely doing that. - All right, I'm on team Ian. - Thanks, man. - I am gonna be sucking on something else, but I'm gonna be cheering for. - I want to see you suck. I want to see you pick
an end on that dog toy. - That is pretty brilliant. - And go for it. And then I just think this
is like a big smoothie straw. I don't think it's
gonna be trouble at all. - Go Ian! - [Stevie] On your marks. - You can do it! - [Stevie] Get set, and suck! (sucking noises) - Come on, Ian. Get the pipe in there, now. There you go. - Thanks! - Come on, suck, suck, suck, suck! (chimes clank) Oh, my goodness. - [Stevie] Rhett. - Did you get anything? - [Stevie] You've done it again. (ding) - This doesn't actually work. (laughs) - You got nothing? - Hey, that means I took home the victory, which I get my own personal
sultry vampire smolder from Ian. (Ian clears throat) - Brace yourself. - Oh wow, squaring up. (laughs) - Did it happen? - Something happened. (laughs) - Maybe I'll get one in More. Ian, thanks so much for coming on. And make sure to check out Ian in V Wars, streaming on the Netflix now. - Thanks for liking,
commenting, and subscribing. - Now you say you know what time it is. - You know what time it is. - My name's Andrew. And this is my mythical beast, Blitzen. And we are from Minnesota where it's currently negative 11 degrees. And it's time to spin
the Wheel of Mythicality. Ooh! - Is that a freaking lake? - Yeah. - Get off the lake! - I thought he was gonna
throw the dog into the lake and see what happens. - I was gonna jump through that screen. - Click the top link to watch us guess if the vampire show or
movie is real or fake in Good Mythical More. - And to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality's gon' land. - Okay, here we go. - [Link] You want to wear it
proud, you gotta wear it loud! The GMM green wash set is
available now at Mythical.com.
How high was Ian the entire time?!
What was with him taking a selfie in the middle of GMMore?
Ian seems pretty awkward, no?
Saw this pic on twitter with all 3 of them! I love it so much, but I can't even with Link's beautiful blue eyes. I'll veer into NSFW territory if I keep talking, LOL
https://twitter.com/rhettandlink/status/1205190921211404288?s=20
bonus trivia: Ian is married to Nikki Reed, who also played a vampire named Rosalie in Twilight!