Today I am on no mini-turbo. Thanks Nintendo
for hiding the most important stat. We are on Sydney Sprint, everyone is Yoshi, everyone here
has at least a mini-turbo of 18 even that Daisy player. All the Mr Scooty players and biddy
buggy players have a mini turbo of 19. My King Boo combo is a bit low in mini turbo that
one's uh 16 Waluigi, Wiggler is 14, yes I have all these memorized and Funky Kong on this combo
has a mini turbo of 6. Now I am low on mini-turbo but I should be able to win this because I am
high on speed. There's a red shell behind me, I'm slowing down. Oh I have no acceleration
I can't really do that. I guess I could have used the–uh I have no handling [laughs]. This
sucks! At least I have a big hit box to help me collect coins– Okay so if you don't know what
the mini-turbo stat does, it's the most important stat in the game because for these drift boost
mini-turbos, it controls how fast they charge, how long the mini turbo lasts, and how much faster
it makes you, and it also does this for trick boosts. Also my handling is low like everything
is low right now, I'm having trouble controlling everything. I really steered a little bit when
that boomerang came towards me but that was stupid because it doesn't do anything. [laughs] When I
steer left and right it does nothing here watch this. That's so dumb [laughs]. Okay anyway, we're
going to try and do well here grab me some coins. Ughh this is so dangerous I want the double but
I don't want to get hit oh nooo! I was going to dodge it but the hit box. Uhhh what is ha– no
no no [boom] Welp! We now know why no one uses this combo. [laughs] Okay so having low mini
turbo and like a big hit box low acceleration, a lot of this combo sucks. But! on the bright side
I have a high speed stat and hopefully I can show off the uses of that. Purple nope nope not quite
I'm not even going to try next time! I still need to get used to this thing. I used to be pretty
good cuz I use combos like these a lot. But then, I just kind of stopped, using them quite as much
and now I use try hard combos more– look! I'm frontrunning I hit someone with my green shell!
Ooh! blue mini-turbo. Everyone's going to pass me at some point here, just cuz the mini-turbo
stat is more important for going fast, than the speed stat is. The speed stat is important when
you're in speed items, because then you can't charge mini turbos, but like here I'm just going
to drive straight. Most people would be charging up mini-turbos there, but not me, because it's
just not worth it. These mini-turbos, they barely last anytime– look at how long the boost lasts,
I'm going to do a blue mini-turbo [turbo]. Look at that it lasts for no time! Oh I shouldn't do
this yeah glider vectoring is like not very good, because you can't turn very hard. I really need to
watch the mini map for a blue shell, just in case I need to be able to slow down so I don't get hit.
But I have no acceleration either actually I don't know maybe I should just get hit [Music] [sigh]
that was close I’m I think I'm losing first here. There's a blue shell [phew] don't red shell me
[boom] Whoa! [laughs] thanks for body blocking the red shell. And I will purple mini-turbo,
just so I can say I've done one this race. No mini-turbo trick here [laughs] we're just keeping
it really simple. Okay, I don't want to get backed but I don't think they're going to do it. I think
Tom Rose is going to play safe with me– just blue mini-turbo. This is not worth it! So much muscle
memory that is just not worth it! Okay! it backed it elsewhere. I think I'll just chain this
mushroom. I I need red shells to win. What are you doing slowing down? I have red shells, okay–
wait a minute. I can win this, if there's no blue shell, if there's no shock I win this. LOOK AT
THE BRIGADE OF YOSHI’S! [laughs maniacally] You guys suck! [laughs] you lost to this combo!
Funky Kong reclaiming his throne in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe! Okay, I'm glad I was able to prove
that this combo really is not that bad thanks to that race, and here, usually I would go to
the right and try to get a front run going, but because of how fast this combo is, I want
to get more coins just in case like there's a really good chance to get hit right here and I
can definitely make a comeback with this speed stat cuz all the speed items really use the speed
stat. Ohhh! I have no handling on the glider ohhh that was rough. I don't think motion glider is
even faster than uh just tricking on the glider with this combo. Ohhh and here, I just practiced
this shortcut a lot, yeah that does wait does it– [bonk] [laughs] no it doesn't work I shouldn't
have tried. Ugh! I have no acceleration so that's a shortcut I've practiced a lot lately it's super
fun I managed to get it three for three recently, and unfortunately that was not it, it is it is
not going to happen on this combo. Uh a lot of shortcuts actually are just like, way harder, or
impossible when you have low mini turbo, and like, a mini turbo of 6 is not usually what people mean
by low mini turbo, when people say low mini turbo, usually they mean like, under 14, or like maybe
even under 18 cuz 18 is the Yoshi teddy buggy mini-turbo, um yeah so, this mini-turbo of 6, it's
like impossible to charge mini-turbos sometimes, and it's just not a good time when you're trying
to do Advanced Tech. That's the annoying thing is like, you'd think high speed low acceleration,
would be high skill ceiling as well, uh because you have to like oh avoid getting hit by items so
you don't have to deal with your acceleration.But in truth, it really just no no it it really
just means, that you have to play really simple, because there's a lot of stuff you can't do. I'm
I'm going to get hit by a star and there's nothing I can do about it, that's the maximum motion
glider. Can you believe that? motion glider usually goes like this! And ahoo! [sighs] Okay!
I can still do well this– no I jinxed it I jinxed it at least I have a mushroom. Don't have to worry
about acceleration. The bomb where’d' it go? Okay we're good we're good, just don't get hit on the
line. [signs] It wasn't that good. [laughs] This is nice! I can take a little breather here and
just head backwards. Oh! too many people going backwards. I have no acceleration [laughs]
everyone just chilling. Okay so speaking of shortcuts, this one of the best shortcut tracks
in the game, and uh here I can take every shortcut obviously you don't like need any particular
mini-turbo stat to take these shortcuts you just have to drive. That can't be said for all of
the most important shortcuts in this game. I made a video recently where someone um asked me hey for
all the important shortcuts you're talking about, can you do these with all combos even with low
mini-turbo stat, because some of them have really sensitive mini turbo chargers? And the answer is…
within reason? yes, if you don't use like Yoshi Teddy you can still do it, but, you shouldn't
use a combo like this with 6 mini-turbo cuz like, imagine trying to charge up that mini turbo for
the Mushroom Gorge gap jump, or the dragon drift way, I'm pretty sure dragon drift way one is just
not possible. Editing shortcat here, not only is it possible but I did it 3 for 3 on my first
try [laughs] it just takes some break drifting so yeah this game is super balanced. Okay, I did
not think shock was coming but, and I could have dodged it I'm just going to keep bagging it
doesn't really matter the pack is so close, I'm just going to keep going around for coins–ooh
coins disappeared. This big hit box is nice though for grabbing the coins. All right I might get two
items, here let's just do that [Music] okay let's grab two items here [Music] all right nice! Bunch
of shortcuts. Let's chain the star here. A red shell… it might be too risky to chain I may not
get mushrooms again so I'm just going to go for this. Come on bagging track let me take advantage
of my speed–oh no I'm dead I'm so– oh no I'm not dead. I got second! I was like frames away from
winning what [laughs]. Ohhh if I threw that red shell a little bit earlier, I thought I got hit by
the piranha plant so I already gave up. Wait! the person in first left, I won! [laughs]. So there
are two conditions it seems to be able to do well with this combo, and first is don't get hit, which
is what you saw on Paris Promenade, and second is get a bagging track with a million shortcuts and
that is what you saw on the last race. So that was just beautiful, but you're not always in
control of either of those factors, so really, it's like kind of a luck fest when you play this
combo, but you can have high highs you just also have low lows–don't hit me with that! thank you…
people love to back their items there cuz it's impossible to dodge. I'm going to get coins here.
Ohhh got to know the lines here or you bonk into everything. Wow got the orange mini-turbo it's
like I'm a natural with this [laughs]. Oh yes! okay! They have a red shell but they got angry
[laughs] and just threw it at me–no! Ahh I tried to wall dodge but that was never going to happen,
not with this h– you really didn't have to do that [laughs] [Music]. [Sighs] Ughh okay I I could
have saw that coming. Oh no! jeez! well super bounce with the mushroom [Music] [bonk] oh yeah
yep yep this is what happens when you're not good with the combo, this race I could have done much
better if I was just better. Okay well just lost to all the Yoshis, we beat the Peachette [laughs],
the Peachette name is L, she deserves last place. This is good, this is really good! Moonview
highway is such a speed-focused track and you don't get that many mini-turbos especially because
of all the boost panels [bonk] no no no I got bumped into that! thanks a lot Diddy Kong! [oof]
Wow okay so I just lost that, as it turns out time trials are not the same as real races. Okay this
track is like, not that good for me but it's not quite as bad as some of the other tracks, cuz I
just go in a straight line and the thing is like, these Yoshi's charge a lot of mini turbos in the
straight line, however, it's not as good for them as charging a mini turbo on a turn, because you
know if they're charging mini turbos on a turn that just comes naturally, but if they're charging
mini turbos on a straight line, they have to keep moving left and right which is a little bit worse
for them. So this I can actually like, probably outspeed them, a lot here not like, all the time
cuz obviously this combo doesn't hold the world record on this track, but at least, I can kind of
put up a fight here probably. Peachette is going right so I'm going this way, I do not want to deal
with those green shells. I need some more coins right now. [Bonk] Ugh I just got bumped! Th-this
is why you should never have kids. Okay we're making a little bit of a comeback, there's triple
greens right there they are going to outspeed me because of the purple mini-turbo, so I made sure
to use the star so I don't get hit. Okay okay little draft– no no no I used that by accident
no the red shell went everywhere and still hit me [sighs]. Ahh it's lap three but I still kind of
want these coins [laughs]. Come on come on don't hit me I'm going wide. I'm stupid for mushrooming
there. This is impossible, this is just– nope nope I have so much speed, I have so much speed I
still got a middle spot. It looks horrible, it's the most disgusting gameplay you've ever seen
in your life, but it kind of works and I still do okay [laughs] Oh! the Diddy Kong came first! I
am so proud of my son, this is why you have kids. Okay I I just got bumped so much I'm bagging, give
me 9th place or worse. Let's go the items don't matter too much at the start I actually should be
grabbing these coins here. The handling though, like with the handling stat, that this has being
so low, it's actually really hard to hit the coin sometimes. If you are very experienced at
Mario Kart hitting the coins is not too hard, but I still remember when I first learned this
game, hitting the coins was impossible, that was the hardest thing it never felt like I was going
where I thought I was going to go. Holy. Okay here we go here we go start making a comeback– no these
are not the right items for the comeback. Stay ahead of this Birdo. I am not willing to swerve
out of the way, I am just going to go forward because swerving, I've learned doesn't work my
hit box is so big I wasn't even in the middle of the road [laughs]. Ugh that's not fun, it's
not fun using a hitbox this big but what are you gonna do. I need to rep Funky Kong in a cool combo
[laughs] all three hit me [laughs] stars are my savior you see why I don't really want mushrooms
right now, everything hits me and I just want to be invincible. Okay well, literally all I can get
is mushrooms this is so sad. Yeah if I had a star I could have dodged that but I was very lucky
where the mushrooms popped out. Okay let's do this let's do this I'm not in a bottom enough spot
to make it worth it to stop for an item there, just going to keep going forward. This green
shell.Thank you! thank you for getting rid of it. All right let's take the straightest line
possible. I'm not going to turn I'm not going to turn [laughs] I just go in a straight line that's
my strength with this combo [Music] okay okay well I can't get first [Music] the green shell almost
hit me! Is this combo good? is this combo bad? I can't even figure it out right now [laughs] it it
can do well sometimes. Oh yes! moonview highway again this is my chance for redemption to prove
that this is actually the best combo for this track. Okay I'm just mushrooming I want to get
away from people. Is this combo just actually not that good here [laughs] I get hit by everything
anyway. Okay I'm going to really focus this race, I feel like I've been talking too much cuz this
combo is insane, but okay I'm going to slow down a bit here at the start, try to make sure I get
a mushroom here. Nice! okay and you don't take the shroom cut here, cuz this is slower nice
little draft take the shroom cut right here. Purple purple yes! Red shell in front of me but
I'm not going to outspeed the Yoshi teddy buggy, especially on three coins. Okay here we go here we
go! Red shell coming for me. I still need coins. Oh I have no handling. When you have no handling
it's not just like you can't turn sharply you also can't turn wide, which is crazy, and uh I was not
looking at the mini map so if they slow down for the blue shell I was toast. When I'm using combos
that I don't normally use I can't look at the mini map very much it's just a compromise I'm willing
to make, I don't even try [laughs] Here you should mini-turbo trick but we're just going to hop
trick, and oh this is such an awkward section, I'm so slow there. Okay okay but this section a
straight section, I can go well not faster than them if they snake it's so I have no advantage
on this combo [laughs] I remember I made a video oh blue shell, get him yes oh red shell
anyway that's fine that is fine. I get to keep a red shell protection can't even talk about
other stuff right now we're just going to go forward. I don't think my glider speed is very
high, so I'm just going to stay on the ground where it's faster anyway, and not worry about the
items. Please give me two red shell protection, that's fine too. Should I go for this short–no
I'm not going for this curb shortcut I can easily mess it up I think I win if I don't take it
anyway. Okay now we just dodge items–no no no is that triple reds? You are such a nice person
lasting holy [laughs] you could have ended me. I have no acceleration oh thank you so much
for protecting yourself, you protected me too. Lasting is probably short for lasting friendship
because that my friends, is how you keep people in your life you don't triple red them at the end of
Mario Kart when they're playing on a stupid combo, that is just mean and I'm so glad they didn't
do it. Oh that was great! [laughs] thank you so much! I should not have won that race cuz they
were actually totally safe to throw at least one of them they have triple reds all the way
till the end which is like, you know they they just probably wanted to see me do it. How how
do we do the shortcut? drift? Oh I can't drift wide–what was that? that was horrible I'm all
the way over here. Ahh okay whatever whatever, I need my coins up in this case, so we're going
to go here. Oh no traction, it's so different. Hi lasting see I'm not going to hit you, not going to
hit lasting cuz I have a lasting friendship with them I'm just going to get rid of their greens.
Mushrooms very nice. This is actually so good cuz with the online lag, often you can't actually
avoid an item even though you're trying your best, so this way I can uh make sure that I can actually
recover if I get hit, so glad that wasn't coming for me. We're just going to do the the easy
version of the shortcut here, that I taught in the–whoa! Wait, that was amazing [laughs] that
was actually really good. Okay and we go for one boost and then just go up here, all right we're in
second wow just need to watch out for this banana. It might have been worth it to go for it honestly
no one else was going to be able to get it, uh in time and I had no acceleration [Music]. Let's
do this, coin, I'll coin out of my mind here, couldn't get the third trick, oh no there's fire.
Come on just there be another blue shell please, we're doing easy strats again, no no no no I'm
how did this work again? no no no no no no no I'm using this and going really slow. Come on come
on. Wow! I am getting so much better with this combo [sighs]. Wow you guys are so good with your
Yoshi Teddy buggy. There's a Waluigi wiggler, that person watched a Mario Kart guide from 2019 and is
very confused. Can we get a draft here? can we get a draft? Okay not quite I am just going to go for
coins here hopefully I'm actually going to slow down here. I can catch up with the huge shortcuts
so this is actually totally fine, I just want to make sure I have coins my speed stat with speed
items is going to help me come back. Okay nice I'm just going to use all these I need to get rid
of this before the item set, and I'm probably not dodging a shock at this point anyway I just want
the potential of a bullet during the really long no shortcut section, and then at the end I want
mushrooms again. I just keep getting blue shells today. Hey nephew! I didn't hit him [laughs] okay
we're just going to try and get ninth here so I can get a better box. Let's go! Bullet nice! I'm
just going to stay Invincible as long as I can, and this is going to drop me off at the shortcut
with a star. Oh my bullet is so much faster than yours [laughs] So yeah I'm already back in this
I'm in fifth. Okay no threats behind me right now, I'll probably just chain the star. Had to use
that to speed up so the other person didn't get it. Oh no this is not good [Music]! I probably
want to chain this, no no I'm I'm just going to save it no no no no no no no I didn't even see the
blue–no! and then it got stolen anyway. Okay okay okay it's all over. Wow wow I can't start a drift
[laughs] that's so embarrassing don’t you hate when you can't start a drift and you're like no
I swear this never happens [laughs] nooo!! I got greened in last [laughs] Okay maybe this is not
a good combo. We got Sydney sprints again it is my time for Redemption on Sydney Sprint. You know
what? back when I played the max speed combo in that video Way Long to go against players in like
the under 10,000 VR level, I won the Sydney Sprint race so I have to win this one even though I lost
earlier, but now I'm used to this combo that's the difference, and you know what's funny the max
speed combo video, the no acceleration combo, and this no mini-turbo combo, they're all basically
the same thing, they all are just maximum speed, no handling, max weight, it's just they're all the
same thing because Nintendo doesn't get creative with the stats. So, get wrecked! you just watched
the same video three times and you thought it was something different [laughs] what a loser! Oh
okay that's enough toxic for me for one day. This is awesome I have to take shortcuts all the
way into first. Should I save this mushroom in first? I'm just going to do it, I'm not going to
be in first anymore actually. Oh no actually I'm I'm still in first, Diddy Kong You' never hurt
me right you would never you don't have an item, let's try to take the double item box from you.
I just want to make sure they they don't have a red shell. Oh mushroom nice okay, there's a
blue shell are they going to pass me? no I just dodged it okay good good thing I saved
it. Coin up nice we're front running here, give me the mushroom give me the other mushroom.
It's not just the fact that I got these mushrooms it doesn't help that much, but the fact that other
people can't get them, that's also really good so it's it's almost like a double mushroom, it's like
either you or someone else gets it [Music]. Two red shell protection if there's no blue shell for
the rest of this race I could do really well here, just a purple mini turbo I think the world record
charges two purple mini-turbos cuz they're insane, with their mini turbo stat. They're chaining
red shells [Music]. I'm so lucky I have a second protection. I don't think they got a red
shell YES YES the blue shell wasn't here in time because my speed stat is so high let's go! This is
officially the best combo in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
