Horrible Histories out of Context

Ah! Horse poo! Excellent! I love the severed heads on spikes. Yes An ear! WHAT? Eric… *visible disappointment* GRAPES A lot of grapes. ♪ First I set fire to my husband ♪ MY ENORMOUS BUTTUS Hardly covers my nipples… *Matt and Jim having a great time making Viking noises* “Uuuuuuuuooooooogggghhhhaaaaa” sound *Uuuuuuuuooooooogggghhhhaaaaa* Spoon. I need a spoon. Strange boy. Home to our fine collection of… *pain* My bottom hurts! *Matt Baynton making choking noises* He’s dead! This is the Nine O’Clock Noose... ...and this is the Noose at Ten. I really should’ve worn two pairs of underpants. I’d like to buy five thousand wasps. I’M SHOUTING FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER! Just don’t go outside! Yes today, I’m gonna show you how to cook… London! Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? There he is! *Regular fart sound without reverb* Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe No one can accuse me of looking silly now! Come along Jeremy! WOLLOP! (Uncaptionable noises. Sorry I really don’t have a clue how to put what she's saying into words. I’m having a rough day. YouTube’s crappy caption editor thing has crashed on me like 5 times.) Yep. Same to you. So what am I going to wear? Nothing :) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha *Pie sounds* And just be thankful I forgot the cream. A pound of sprouts! And you thought you had nothing to wear ;) A badger! A badger! My kingdom for a badger! B A N A N A ♪ ♪ ♪ Ah, looks like our doctor’s hard at work again. MMNNNNAAAAAAAAAA! *Laurence Rickard making choking noises* Remember, always ask your parents permission before you brutally slaughter a pet lamb. Fly Cornelius be free! :o I think you mean “Who’s Flossy?” Here she is! (Baa!) That’s a sheep! Yes. *vigorously inspects fish* The next thing we do is hit Grunt. Ha ha ha ha Join the Hitler Youth today You stupid mooseface. What? I call him “Itchy Boi” *Pointing Sounds* *BONK* WooooOOOOOooo Whoa whoa whoa! We’ll lose the goose! We’ll lose the goose! *Matt makes a fart sound with his mouth, says “STONK”, makes a goose-like “HON-HEE HON-HEE” noise, does some whacky thing with his mouth, and then screams “HAAAAAAAAAAAAA” whilst pressing Jim’s nose* I was the mad one! Mind how you go! HAAAA I’m Mr Burke I’m Mr Hare How do you do? Your pee contains Urea. HI! I’M A SHOUTY MAN! SOAP! (Did I really need to caption this it's right there in bold red ffs) Nug! NUG! ♪ ♪ ♪ I am pleased when I see suffering. ♪ Stay calmer ♪ ♪ When you want to harm a Llama ♪ ♪ Call a Llama farmer ♪ Would you like to buy some poo today? Oh no thanks. Mmmmmm. Your arm smells really cheesy. Thank you :) And club! And club! Keep it going! And club! And club! And he’s putting his head in the noose… I’m a sausage! Sizzle sizzle sizzle! Shut it lampy knickers! Eh A fAtTeNeD sHeEp. Great :| *Monch* Nah, I don;t like it. *Blows out birthday candles with as much enthusiasm as a news anchor who’s been at it for way too many years* Oh dear :| How does this work? My, that’s first class! *MOOOOOOO* AAAAGGGGH! Okay. Lead on, good sir goose! *Honks gooseily* Okay… Send Britney Spears covered in pea and rice curry. Well you heard the man. YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH Well, we were rather confused. As was the goat. *Baaaa* Hallo! :) I bought this delicious Greek dip. Mmmmm…. Now that is rich! Happy now? Mustn't grumble. GAAAAGHHHHHH! OH! OW! OH! That hurts so bad! It’s more than a man can endure! He… He’s dead.

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Id: mFSM4Bv-Hxk

Length: 5min 4sec (304 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 29 2018