Horrible Histories - It's not true!

are through the knights of the round table set off in search of the holy grail now on the way they encountered numerous events I've heard enough teacher what's going on I'm arresting you for disseminating falsehoods two young children do you mean lying telling things you see everything your teacher says is proved to be a fable there never was an author nor the Knights Nora round table the Lady of the lake was just a made-up story too I hate to disappoint you all but it's not true it's not true teacher though you chipper you're just a great big fibber there was no escape Galahad no such lad lots of lancer not win a veal d Rock dear look at me I didn't know not true Merlin disappear there were no wizard so it's clear that it's not true while we're on the subject i'm afraid i must confess though dick turpin was a highwayman he never owned blacklist and Tutankhamun's tomb was never hit by any curse there never was a dragon slain by George it gets worse pirates never made their victims walk the plank on ships sir walter raleigh wasn't first to bring back squats or chips Robin Hood and Marian a made up story two outlaws out in Nottingham it's not true it's not true teach you're such a liar your pants are catching fire there never was a Friar Tuck by things I warmer hang out but Kate big mistake it's never sighs don't look like frankly I did for you I hope these kids ignore his in fact Queen Victoria I never said we are not amused your children think I said what that they think you said we are not amused your highness really that's quite funny isn't it hey I

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Length: 2min 38sec (158 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 18 2009