Horrible Histories - Historical Desktops: Cleopatra | Awful Egyptians

all friendship shins true or false Queen Cleopatra's first marriage was to a twelve-year-old it's true and he was also her brother in fact she married two of her brothers dated one room in general and married another all of whom came to sticky ends so basically clear was a real love rat and not in a good way hmm getting close to Cleo was a dangerous business if ancient Egyptians had had the internet you wouldn't have wanted to be her online friend just imagine Antony's accepted me as a friend on mum Eve Oh excellent thanks for the ad smiley hieroglyphic it's him hello queen Cleopatra Hell yourself yeah I was just looking at your mummy bow profile and I couldn't help but notice you haven't got many friends yeah I did have my sister Pharaoh Cleopatra the sex but she died in suspicious circumstances and my other sister Fairbairn needs the fourth but she was executed then there were my half-brothers Farrah told me the thirteenth drowned and Farrah told me the 14th poisoned sounds like being on the throne in Egypt is a pretty dangerous job Cleo do you never get scared I'll be fine I just need a powerful Roman to stand alongside me what like Caesar didn't you date him yeah no he's dead yeah about that there's now a vacancy so you want to go out with me no please please please please I'll put you on my top 10 friends list okay infra Denarius him for a sister yes more like a top to friends list who's this other one oh yeah that's my sister Aston a lost a member of your family who isn't dead mmm about that Cleo yeah the thing is she's the last threat to my throne so I need to have Arsenault killed you don't mind if I put your name on the assassination warrant do you please big DP please okay there we go nasty business but had to be done now you and me can rule the Egyptian Empire in peace right great Oh Oh what was that noise does something go wrong oh yeah it says there's a problem with the transaction I probably just need to update my papyrus pal account what what is it yeah turns out our snail was on the steps of a sacred temple when you murdered her when I murdered her Rome is up in arms we're in big trouble what are we gonna do Wow if we want to die with dignity we'll have to kill ourselves before the Roman army get to us what oh this is most inconvenient men in a way I suppose we could pretend to kill ourselves and then just hide oh oh now you tell me Cleo you are literally the worst girlfriend I've ever had and I've had some shockers looks like I'll have to do the same then ah I'll get a poisonous snake to bite me I mean that's quite a legal way to go an ASP perfect how much 20 bronze coins for packaging I suppose it's quite long a straight welcome to Horrible Histories

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Length: 4min 1sec (241 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 21 2019