Horrible Histories Halloween Costume Inspiration | Song Compilation | Horrible Histories

[Music] a gorgeous georgian lady is quite a sight to see for some splendid beauty tips pay attention listen to me [Music] white is beautiful dear ladies smear your face with paint of lead never mind the lead has made the men who mixed it ill or dead take some silk of red or black cut a circle or a crescent stick it to your face to cover smallpox scars it's much more pleasant shave your eyebrows clean away take a trap and catch some mice make false eyebrows with the mouse skin stick them on you'll look so nice [Music] next you need a monster wig if you want to look real smashing when your wig has reached the roof then you'll be the height of fashion decorate your lovely hairpiece use the feathers of a parrot add some ribbons fruit and flowers from your ear then hang a carrot make your face look soft and chubby pack your mouths with balls of cork hang your false teeth in the middle hope you don't choke when you talk [Music] now you followed my advice last of all you need a fan flutter it oh demurely then you're sure to bag your man [Music] groovy grease and now it's time to meet those ever so clever chaps the brainy greeks i'm aristotle ancient greek philosopher and i'm archimedes inventor physicist mathematician engineer and big head [Music] you know the caveman gave us roman soldiers built the road egypt's pyramids were buildings at their peak but when we talk of great invention it's important that we mention a special race who really were unique plato and pythagoras both of them did stagger us socrates he showed such great technique was there ever ever ever such a bunch of chaps so clever if you want to know the answer ask a greek i'm a greek i'm a greek we are also magnifique we invented sundials catapults and bricks she can sleek so to speak our success was not a freak but working hard was how we got our kicks we created the first siren and the first soldering oil the olympics well that was quite a busy week so the next time that you go go to the toy shop for a yo-yo let them know no it was thought of by a greek we are greek we are greek nowadays you'd call us geek but in ancient times people thought of us as tough our physique was not weak because when people gave us cheek we invented boxing and other violent stuff fiery flame throwers for battles pinning on cameras baby rattles yes there's nothing they can't do i hear you shriek so next time you take a shower or you see a lighthouse tower just remember they were thought of by a greek music sounds of flats and sharks central heating at your doorstep spins syringes lamps and forceps fire extinguishers thermometers point dispensers and odometers pontoon bridges pistons pulleys parchment prisms puppets dollies chalk absorbers straps and maps we will know such brainy chaps anchors chewing gum the list does never cease spinning tops the dice do we have to ask again did they come from spain no they came from greece [Music] [Applause] [Music] i'm a knight i'm a knight and i'm a knight in life like to beat and chop and stab our wicked enemy but all the time we try to stick to rules of chivalry rule one we have to do brave deeds for some great lady fair i'd write poems i would just tell i would fight a bear well maybe a teddy bear oh i can't i'm a knight i'm a knight and i'm a knight and our only aim in life is to fight i'm a knight i'm a knight and i'm a knight we charge ahead but never left or right we're never right rule two we have to practice in the noble art of war battle for our king and country that's what knights are for and if there is no war to fight to hunting we will go we hunt for deer and rabbits too so long as they are slow otherwise we can't catch them i'm a knight i'm a knight and i'm a knight and our only aim in life is to fight i'm a knight i'm a knight and i'm a knight we are fighters and our armor's always tight and these swords rule three in war we aim to capture other knights alive their families pay us lots of dosh so long as they survive we act like gentlemen and only fight with other gyms a real knight he would never fight against peasants anyway peasants pong i'm a knight i'm a knight and i'm a knight and our only aim in life is to fight i'm a knight i'm a knight and i'm a knight when we ride to war with such a splendid side we are a sight savage stone age stone age romance was a funny old business historians reckon all these rituals were real stone age ways to find love [Music] i'm just a lonely cave girl searching for a mate looking for cave romance or at least a caveman date my mama says i must wait here until the moon is bright with cakes milk and honey as gifts for the gods for mr rice now crawl around three times on your hands and knees and if the face of a handsome man comes into view then please that caveman in his right mind would go for crawling circling cape or like oh [Music] my handsome caveman husband is all i'd hoped he would be he likes to go out hunting then i cook it for his tea i promise to love him forever until he's old and gray he'll live to the grand age at 30 at which point he'll probably pass away oh but that doesn't mean you stop loving him cause now you have to prepare a barrel to show how much [Music] then boiling up hot some oysters and snakes let the funeral begin drop in some lip bits and wrinkles and sprinkles of mouse toed and true then put out the fire with this to my cave man [Music] time for some aztec priests to change the mood so let's see you get on down at the disc aztec our prisoners always wind up dead our favorite color it's blood red we're not nice at an aztec temple's opening day we priests would please our gods this way hearts of enemies we'd slay my sacrifice to win our war make crops grow more to cure our kids when ill the sun to shine this song to ride more victims we must kill if you won't survive you won't survive it's still alive ain't [Music] with standing we pries our god's each powerful big cheese let's hear it for your favorites please [Music] [Music] knives [Music] talks in november when every priestly member is asked if they'll remember our aztec dead we do this if you haven't guessed by getting something off your chest your heart would probably be best or december and january dismembering methods [Music] is easy it's only halfway through the year bet you're feeling crazy in autumn time we sweep our homes and kill some more but then by late october the killing's over then it starts up again [Music] you won't survive you won't survive ain't still alive ain't still alive want to live until you're old avoid us priests you've been told the past is no longer a mystery hope you enjoyed

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Length: 12min 50sec (770 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2020