Horrible Histories | Best Of Mat Baynton Songs | Best Of Songs Series | Series 1-5 Original Cast

[Music] i like to argue now that's clear especially with my father here and when he died of diarrhea i fought with my son to rule over you king george four three one and two you had had a war with prince charles bonnie and i was the bad one [Music] but all the time we try to stick to rules of chivalry i'm a knight i'm a knight and i'm a knight and our only aim in life is to fight rule 2 we have to practice in the noble art of war battle for our king and country that's what knights are for i'm a knight i'm a knight and i'm a knight and our only aim in life is to fight everything your teacher says is proved to be a fable there never was an arthur nor the knights nor a round table the lady of the lake was just a made-up story too robin hood and marion a made-up story too outlaw's out in nottingham it's not true it's not true teach you're such a liar your pants are catching fire i hate to disappoint you all but it's not true it's not true teacher no you jibber you're just a great big favor he is not from britain from india it was brought yes for your copper thousands died and many wars were fought for sugar in your cup of tea slavery's been supported i know it's wrong your majesty but slaves in africa worked hard in pure empires built on fighting wars that's how your income swollen your british things are from abroad and most are frankly stolen british things you know the caveman gave us one roman soldiers built the road egypt's pyramids were buildings at the answer ask a greek i'm a greek i'm a greek we are also magnifique we invented sundials catapults and bricks so the next time that you go go to the toy shop for a yo-yo let them know no it was thought of by a greek we are greek we are greek nowadays you'd call us geek but in ancient times people thought of us as tough because when people gave us cheek we invented boxing and other violent stuff hidden on cameras baby rattles is there nothing they can't do i hear their acquaintance had just passed away it seemed the body'd only been a goner for a day well it's always up a lover getting hold of a cadaver so i said yes i'll have her this body taught me much about what makes a person poorly why some men live to 99 and some die prematurely how these parts function perfectly as time went on these kind men brought me several guys and gals my lab was chock-a-block with all their freshly passed on pals i urged upon your english shore and you offered friendship but we wanted more [Music] how we're tearing up this place tonight literally we're gonna set this sleepy town my name is my name is my name is charles ii i love the people and the people love me so much that they restored the english monarchy i'm part scottish french italian great london fire was a whopper in i'm a firestopper we're taught to love a fight we're taught not to be meek and if we're good they feed us three square meals every week i pack my sword and shield we don't use paper in pan let's go [Music] [Music] settle down class now you've passed your grade one pyramid selling yeah the time has come for me to drum some facts into you about spilling everyone needs the abc it's as simple as vulture foot basket you know how to sing don't rain me easy to spell it's hand eye thingy out you'll pass with ease and find it's a breeze the rules are scientific don't have to be smart all you do is start with simple phonetic glyphics i'll be doing that and praying too it's not all hints and praying it's not a work and no playing so let's start misbehaving monasteries jumping potty beat is thumping just likes a certain something a funky nun [Music] my name means he who shapes the earth not that i'm big headed once on a hillside my troops hid to cause a rifle strike and when they jumped out it looked [Music] out of their arms everyone thinks they know the story of dick turpin's highway glory but my past is far more gory there's no saint you think life is one big antic my profession is romantic hate to be pedantic there's a butcher down in essex i was handy with a knife and a sideline as a poacher led a less than honest life the notorious gang of gregory liked my style and dedication they signed me up and gave me a realization [Music] hunted so it said i took over everyone no monarchy until came me chance two i liked to party king jimmy 2 was scary who then mary was a smartie she ruled with pill their shoes were filled by soupless queen and gloria and william william henry stephen henry richard john boy henry headed rich string then three more henry's join us who [Music] now you're all in my employ cleaning in the factory this work is unsatisfactory to stop machines and get you out will cost you awakened i was quite notorious for catapulting venomous snakes at rome's enormous crowds of how they fled her your nastiness was fabulous but my name's larka barnes and i was far far worse just listen to my verse you think to children i'd be cute to know i was their biggest executor use their guts to read the future says here i should get a job as a school tutor i'm bad he's could argue i was sad heated through our empire from great britain to baghdad to win at war make crafts grow more to cure our kids when ill the sun to shine this song to rhyme more victims we must kiss [Music] knives our year starts in november when every priestly member is asked if they'll remember our [Music] all right it's fine to define the near paleolithic but you're gonna have to be a little more sure you've heard the stone age occurred for two and a half million years but there's more of stone age to engage than maybe it first appeared dinosaurs neanderthals let's make this clearer didn't live together came from different eras that's not all i can tell you so much more to be known about the many phases in the ages of storms with a cavalry crew supporting king charles and everything that he'll do puritans for us it's really a crime when your parliamentary business cuts are partying time i am the king i can do what i like start up a war or a big tax hike got a french wife she's a catholic insolence is that how you talk to the crown i am the king i'll just close parliament down cavaliers reaches your superiors no chance cropwell victory will be mine you'll never pass about a minute spies and worldwide grab a chair i got flare when i fight a bear i rip off his skin for my wife to wear i did it for a dare i'm your worst nightmare look close check out my facial hair have some grace shut your face while you're well off the pace seems to me that you're not even skilled i could fill a lake with the blood i've spilled i decorate my house with heads of men i've killed that's lazy i kill my own people i'm that crazy i go berserk and my eyes go glazy i get so mad i could stab a daisy but i won't performed cause of daring do the battle of britain was our pilot's finest hour although it seemed at first the germans were the stronger powers not that i'm complaining that i've had just ten house training [Music] saw nazi the world began and then came and all perfectly created but then someone looked up the trees and had developed different peaks and over time they'd modified so just the fittest of them all survived so i joined hms beagle watched the eagle and the seagull we studied rocks and plaids flowers trees and bees and ants slept on hammocks without pillows eating rats and avocados i studied at plato's academy taught alex the great i know everything me intrigued by the world wanted to show [Music] with the pilgrim fathers you may have heard rather a lot about our notion crossing the ocean on the good ship may flower though was true our journey turned into quite a commotion we all believed slowly that england was becoming less holy so set off for holland cause there we had friends but in the end seemed the netherlands would never be the land we planned it proved yeah that life would be tough cause we didn't have enough of the right stuff did you know had no seeds we could grow although william mullins had stacked 126 pairs of shoes in his pack we got the birds in our blues each king queen and ear had our personal nightmare have you read the news the next five stuarts all called james but none was lucky jim james one hit down a sewer got caught by assassins james two was less unpopular who became james the first in england where the stewart lock stayed through guy fox tried to blow me up and turned me into steward stew machine spent the work you think you'd see us set up and replace you with heavy metal [Music] the working man was sacrificed boom [Music] with daddy as the pope i could do as i pleased was ice i'd kill a man who dared to like invade my personal space you like him i've gone off him his pretty face makes me wince you killed him yeah i'm the model for machiavelli's prince do you know why i'll kill you if you cross me i might kill you anyway i am the most powerfulist evilest of all as long as dad's alive there's not a single chance i'll fall i'll know my name is shakespeare william i own the feather quill i am the writer most familiar to you oh you gotta be cruel to be kind if truth were known love is blind yeah each of these quotes you will find it's what i [Music] may seem kind don't scary i'm a walking dictionary sturdy with the wordy shakespeare our games meant truce was called in war apiece every four years but wrestling was so violent that bouts could end in tears no girls allowed to watch or run that might sound rude it's gonna burn forever [Music] said [Music] we named you accepted us as traitors i lived a happy life till i was 10 years old when dead landed dad in prison and our country house was sold lodged with a lady in her london flat supporting speeches of the parliamentary mob then as everybody knows i started writing [Music] memories joan of arc you're charged with sorcery you say you speak to saints in this discourse what language do they speak french of course now you're in prison they have failed you here's a trick question in that case do you think that you are in god's grace so keep me oh your smart remarks go round the houses you're guilty of heresy and wearing men's skills worked trousers we found out the [Music] shoes [Music] our engine's small powerful on the winning battleground the only way to end war and avert for the disaster there's got to be a way to united i didn't agree with king richard three so i fought him at bosworth field and one victory how cool does this sound well i'm the king found she's the original but sparta praised lying celebrated dying and hypocrites [Music] william conquered all what was the betting and arrow in his retina would later his downfall traveled found the income split smallpox in the blink and brought them to them with history and we made it horrid her i'd say it's fully fair i do agree though love conquered me abdicated the throne for wallis simpson did wallace divorced so i was forced to pick between love and crowd caused the national crisis when i stepped down as king cousins [Applause] i'm sorry nicholas with george mischievous swapped uniforms and fosters we looked like twin set matching beards right royal family for little weird when our governments fell out peaceful relations put in our conditions [Music] oh [Music] horrible histories

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Length: 21min 36sec (1296 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 07 2020

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