Horrible Histories | Best Of Ben Willbond Songs | Best Of Songs Series | Series 1-5 Original Cast

[Music] i took the throne of england just cause i was protest under german prince whose english tank king george number one [Music] king george four three one and two i was a hunk girls adored me ladies all swooned before me they would do anything for me i'd have their husbands kids [Music] divorce beheaded and died divorced beheaded survive i'm henry viii i had six sorry wives some might say i ruined their lives catherine of aragon was one she failed to give me a son i had to ask her for a divorce that broke up her heart of course lovely jane seymour was three the love of a lifetime for me she gave me a son little prince ed then for all jane went and dropped dead divorced beheaded and died divorced beheaded survived just popping out to chop some wives my reign was quite notorious i like to hunt and slaughter it was a son i wanted so i divorced her mother [Music] it starts with a little flea that jumps upon a rat it bites the rat and gives it germs and for the rat that's that at first you feel a little poorly and then you start to swell then you start to spit some blood and then you really smell it hops on you and me and starts to suck our blood then you know it's time to ring your funeral bell along comes mr death and swishers you to hell you helens you zealands you peloponnesians you lack of demons all of leonidas army let's get barmy the spartan school musical at spartan kindergarten i'm the boss that's understood i smack them if they're naughty and i thwack em if they're good i have a bunch of contests to see who is the best the meanest leanest toughest roughest spartan contest this one is my favorite game lashings of good fun [Music] it was the age of queen victorians a period notorious so many brand new goods we did create a chap called henry bessemer invented molten steel which led to other chaps creating the automobile which led to petrol tires and bikes so all that was required was road so concrete came and tone was no good till a second phone was made [Music] well i'm a real life cowboy just a quiet humble fella not like the ones you've seen on your tv we've never held our banks at all we're poorly paid kind of small if you still want to be a cowboy stick with me not like the ones you see on silver screens we didn't go out starting fights cause unions fought for our rights now mike will do a solo thanks to beans we have today eight times a day seven days a week and copy [Music] so let's start misbehaving we'd love to have a party eat food that is hearty let's get the boozing started drink like a mug play that monkey music funk boy henry iii built the upbeat edward hated scots a red hot poker killed it two that must have heard him locks edward third was a shivering nerd began the hundred years edward five richard the third he's bad because he fought wars with henry seven verse judah and my dad so henry eight i was [Music] young and [Music] i am william wallace my life was a mystery some say born 1272 some say 1263 was dad malcolm and paisley maybe alan from air [Music] [Music] i took against the english back when i was fairly wee cause an englishman called selby bullied my whole family it upset me so i stuck him dead well wouldn't you then an english sheriff came along guess what i killed him too good old queen victoria's day industrial revolution meant bosses said please we need more employees we need a dissolution victorian family so desperately poor they'll let us employ their kids for from very young ages great beautiful ways there never was a greater pretend gladiator if the brewing got too loud may the lions fight the crowd just one man was grander julius alexander so i killed him see because i'm the emperor me afraid your claim is bogus because my name is commodus and no one else could be a worse emperor to me i'm bad he's bad my actions no more that's why we started the english civil war people say we're no fun but we disagree keep the music down heads rules and regulations i think you'll find that's in breach of due process why is it called civil may i kill you please sure especially when explaining parliamentary democracy we are particularly excited by the notions of jurisprudence through the market square with alphabet [Music] aristotle and socrates plato people found me irritating thanks to my interrogating like a toddler was always asking why for fab scholars with our greek philosophies [Music] what is wisdom what is beauty what is nature what is due to god everything i know to this next guy people report that we sported these hats but that's not true i mean would you anyway the main thing to say we began the usa a little band of religion fans from the east midlands couldn't stand to remain on that terrain so again we rearranged to start a new nation with our congregation a new and common life took a farmer and a builder and his wife and a clerica to find america i got an idea let's call this new hampshire i bet you think the stewart's what an english dynasty let's start with me king robert three some say i was a fool once [Music] a famous french historian i read of the olympic games thought i should try restoring them they beat just like the old days i said but did propose that unlike greeks victorians should do them wearing clothes i'm on my personal glory but no one remembers my name [Music] in 1896 we launched the games in deer or greece hoped it would make men more moral as well as less obese we built a stadium so we could stop to play games of the modern olympics which we still have today so thousands of them made short labor of my neighbors and that was just for my name macedonia's most famous commander history calls the great but i prefer the greatest a king aged only 20 when my dad assassinated advisers called for car but frankly peace is overrated secure but that wasn't enough i wanted more [Music] more [Music] i think you'll find made just one kind but never mind i was the fastest rating creating introducing best producing original model t guide greek civilization our creation drama and philosophy greek excursions to battle the persians a time of invasion feudalism famine black death new bows and welts dogs cats and the french blamed for plague along the way not such happy days [Music] but i'm not what you call a romantic though in fact in love i was the pits kath and jane and cath paul ended up divorced or dead [Music] pow [Music] his story

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Length: 12min 5sec (725 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 08 2020