Honest Trailers | Every Streaming Service

[Music] in a world where no one wants to pay for cable anymore a culture will rise where every dumb media company thinks you like them enough to become a paid subscriber but until narrative media fails completely and we just stare at each other on social media all day live through a time when there's too much to watch the good stuff is hard to find and everything is gonna cost you ah progress every streaming service [Music] remember the company who used to send you dvds that would sit unwatched on your coffee table now they're a streaming service full of shows that will sit unwatched in their own library where the employees and the shows all get axed after two years because they're too cheap to give the cast and crew a pay bump and too flush with cash to resist making a new show to boost sign-ups in outer mongolia but hey at least they've made some of your favorites resurrected some dead movie genres and handed some great directors a blank check who cares if they're billions of dollars in debt when your company name is a verb the money printer goes quickster from the network that brought you star trek the twilight zone and 10 000 shows about crime solving acronyms comes a streaming service that's chock full of exactly that plus a bunch of shows that were designed to sell denture cream to viewers who haven't known how to change the channel on their tv since 97. it's a service who's been so fully ignored by non-trekkies that their parent company is already changing the name good sign no it isn't too many tracks get ready for nbc universal's rushed late entry into the streaming race which was supposed to make its big debut with the tokyo olympics but instead limped out with a socially distanced 30 rock reunion special promoting their other shows do you know how many amazing shows i have on peacock alone that's a deal breaker ladies still if you're looking for classic nbc programs like friends seinfeld and er you also get ads sure who already tried this model and it failed but did they have a [ __ ] in their name i think [ __ ] i mean [ __ ] not have cocked from the people who brought you everything in your apartment comes the only service in the streaming wars who's listening to everything you're doing alexa let's chat see who brings you edgy acclaimed programming an unfathomable amount of absolute crap and free two-day shipping courtesy of a modern-day feudal peasant but don't worry they're working on turning them into delivery drones which are just a turret gun away from becoming murder drones i feel like bezos is the only one taking the streaming wars literally [Laughter] [Music] cyberdyne prime love youtube but hate how free it is like reno911 but wish there was less of it then come on over to quibby where you can watch new originals or just wait until they're ruthlessly mocked on twitter like lady in love with her golden arm you've got to take off that prosthetic i can't take off my golden arm ever or third wave feminist sex doll road trip fp anxiety can you like [Music] but what quibby lacks in content it also lacks in anyone willing to pay for this there isn't even any joy in this it's like making fun of a sick dog i hope someone takes quibby out for one last run around the park before it's too late you're a good boy queebs okay maybe not good but okay you're an okay boy seven minutes in meven hey you yeah you who needs an all new service we know why we're both here together you don't want another new show to watch you want to watch a show talk about that show i do i'm sorry guilty as charged then maybe leave a naughty little comment down below go ahead say whatever you want does netflix let you do that call us a bunch of sims it only boosts our engagement metrics now let's get wild and see where the recommended videos take us ooh a flat earth essay you always know what the dumbest worst people are looking for america's saddest home videos do you like friends you better because showing the reruns cost about half a billion dollars so give some money to the service that still has all the great hbo shows the best of adults win and a huge chunk of the criterion collection but it's all being subsidized by the dullards who want to watch this for the 900th time how you doing it's funny because it's wait why is it funny friends with benefits remember regular tv shows who remembers go green for the service that acts as a life raft for all the rapidly drowning cable channels plus originals that target the women who are going through a lot right now demographic with flexible options like paying to just watch hulu paying to watch hulu without ads paying to watch hulu and live tv or paying to watch hulu and live tv with premium add-ons okay we're just back to being cable again aren't we i see your game hulu disney minus experience a higher caliber of programming crafted to meet the precise standards of the company behind the thunderbolt to usb dongle the lighting to headphone jack adapter and a thousand dollar stick featuring storytelling so refined and exclusive nobody you know has ever seen or talked about it you can't tell me blind aquaman viking show and the office where michael gets me too to reel this has to be part of some kind of elaborate tax game or something i pass once upon a time a magical company was drunk with power dominating the movie theaters cruise lines and the happiest place on earth for kids and weird adults with too much time and money but then a play took all the revenue streams away and put all the pressure on the little streaming service that could but with the help of a few great shows a vault full of nostalgia and literally nothing else of value you just might forget to unsubscribe long enough for the mcu stuff to come out the mickey mouse hub starring these other streaming services we didn't have time to mention too spooky for me crackle still around good for you crackle sports without the actual games games without the actual games regular stv all over again only fans what what's that one i don't recognize that one guy sorry and yeah i don't know where you guys are even getting these from i've never heard of them personally that's for sure every streaming service let's just pray these places never catch on that we're all sharing the same account login i'm going to steal the decoration of independence everything is terrible you're a peaky blinder now son do not be sorry be better could my voice be any more dope yes it can

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Views: 1,889,131

Rating: 4.956388 out of 5

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Id: 1zjC6c5SJlA

Length: 7min 5sec (425 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 22 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/79dfshsk]

My favourite streaming service feature is where they only have half of any box-set.

Harry Potter? Yes, but only numbers 2, 4, 7 & 8.

[u/Napron]

Hadnt looked at Disney+ in that light but yeah it was probably fortunate timing they realeased the streaming service and fixed the initial bugs it had last year right before the plague hit.

[u/adamK444]

That's one of the best Honest Trailers they've ever done. I spat out laughing in the apple tv segment.

[u/tasteywheat]

Haven’t watched one of these videos in forever, and that was actually hilarious and spot on.