Hoda Kotb Says She Has a Landing Strip Down There on Today Show

father didn't find anything attractive down there until we started well but shaving the Bayan and vajazzling the dazzling Moen I mean how did anybody find anyone he attractive think about it have we been on this planet about 6 billion years I understand well now watch it with nothing going on if those people like a landing strip that is just the thought what I have friends who like landing strips and some of you are in this room right now and this is just wrong wrong wrong this guy supposed to make like some a no coming different yeah they're like what's a landing strip what's up so they're idiots can be sexy I can't tell what if you have a landing strip you're the kind of girl who never has to pay for a date you only were a thong and you'll attempt things you only you know you're gonna be successful out now if you do bald and there are people who do you never do anything halfway you're dish water you turn it all the way using you dishwashers perfect your OCD this sounds like you everything's a lie are you this is bull because that is not me alright and if you don't do a thing down there how about you just do what's necessary you're probably have strong convictions that's me you don't own a flat iron not tell me you sing Joni Mitchell a shower yes and you order your steaks bloody no so that's 50 percent what that's 50 percent I think this is a 2 and a 4 I'm a nasty mess don't make me break into a different song okay I don't understand what you mean by 50% well you mentioned four things that a person who is does that is and two of them were true and two of a warrant in my mind that's fifty percent accurate okay it's wonder what Missy I'm the landing strip [Applause] recently you asked and i answered okay anyway i gosh wait let's go to try day friday because why wouldn't we know i would have a little more fun with them we are done with that that topic like just told the whole world you're the landing strip live on and infamy Hoda it actually didn't hit me until you just repeated again okay anyway Wow do you think you know somebody okay that's a new landing nobody likes old bleeding strips no everything's new all right so let's move on love

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Length: 3min 3sec (183 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 15 2013

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[u/cavalierau]

I'd love to have a job where I can drink in the morning and spend the rest of the day off after the broadcast.