Hitch's Guide To Dating | Love Love

uh i knew you didn't work here you did you know how else was i supposed to get you away from all those guys all right gentlemen the next let's go over this one more time what is the objective a shock and oh that was shockingly awful what is the objective shock and awe what is the objective excuse me sir yes album i don't uh really agree with that um you don't really agree with what [Music] i think if you want to invest half a million dollars in your friend's business that's exactly what you should do alpha look you you don't need us to tell you what to do we're a board of advisors we're we're not your kindergarten teachers and if you want to be taken seriously as an adult i suggest you start taking yourself seriously as an adult instead of asking for permission to invest your own money from a board room full of your daddy's golf buddies you know what i'm not finished i mean i'd like to see anybody in this room handle the attention and publicity that she's had to deal with her whole life with half her class we should be taking advice from you miss cole not the other way around sit down no you know what i quit [Music] all right all right now it's gonna be loud in there so this is our opportunity to break the touch barrier in a non-sleazy way so get to where it's loudest ask her if she'd like a drink lean in place your hand on the small of her back and say it in her ear like a secret but watch your hand placement too high says i just want to be friends too low since i just want to grab some ass okay friends special issues allegra cole is a celebrity which means that when people talk to her they will ignore you completely now she's classy so she'll introduce you when she does shake hands hard and speak up let them know that you're there show her you can handle being her escort begun mrs albert albert this is zach nice to see you these guys are friends with maggie oh have you been to that new brazilian restaurant no but i am looking it's disgusting i'm writing an article about it okay did you see the new installation at muma yes did you disgusting disgusting women can always tell when you're not being real with them the worst thing you can do is try to fake because you are a great guy and you do have something to offer allegra that no other man does what was your name eggnog egon what do you think of the design of the jet's new football stadium on the west side let me guess disgusting think it over we'll be back thank you i can't stand those guys really i kind of like them but when all is said and done tonight is not about allegra oh tonight is about maggie a woman's best friend has to sign off on all big relationship decisions so you can't afford to mess this up albert i want you to meet my friend maggie hi maggie it's an absolute pleasure to meet you i'm maggie no you're not yeah actually i am magnus forrester thank you so much for inviting us very soft hands thank you wow so do you thank you how about the dj um generally i have a firm no dancing policy but if she asks you cannot say no dancing is the one thing i'm not worried about but if there are people there and like i would stand and i i hate to be a stickler but i need to be thorough um show me what you mean by you're not worried about it trust me peace out [Music] that's what it's all about right now let's see how it gets bigger [Music] i'm gonna start the fire but the feet are going i start the fire i make the pizza hips are always growing [Music] don't ever do that again do you hear me just expressing myself new new um not like that you're not i need you to wrap your head around this tomorrow night allegra cole could have her last first kiss all right come on uh just uh show me what you got what do you mean just show me how you would kiss me well i wouldn't kiss you i'm not me i'm allegra but you're really not okay albert the end of the night you're dropping me off at home show me the magic yeah you know i'm really not comfortable with this guy albert i have such a wonderful time with you yeah how about those licks huh hey you see what i'm doing all right this is a signal okay i'm fiddling with my keys i'm fitting okay you have a good night now you see what i'm doing robbing me no see this is what most guys do they rush in to take the kiss but you're not most guys see the secret to a kiss is to go 90 of the way and then hold [Music] for how long long as it takes for her to come the other 10. okay 90 10. got it yeah okay come on shake it off it's your turn i had a really nice time tonight albert great time tonight too allegra [Music] with a beard [Music] hey [Music] what's up [Music] the woman of your dreams the woman whose green eyes are limping pools of desire now show me the magic hour show me the magic what the hell was that i'm showing you the magic no i said come 90 then i come 10. you don't go to whole hundred my month was open albert you over an eager son of ah other than that how was it hold on [Music] i like your lips [Music] you

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Length: 8min 45sec (525 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 10 2021