History Memes 114

huh i want a guy with a porsche me in ancient times we can't have the olympics during a war cancel the war in modern times we can't have the olympics during a war cancel the olympics me learning history in elementary me learning that same history in college russia why you guys hate us ukraine poland baltic countries kazakhstan central asia countries shall i answer chronologically or alphabetically when he unexpectedly pops into your life again french invent the word menu half of europe yes that's awesome albert einstein 100 authors stating his theory of relativity is wrong if i were wrong one would have been enough some european state i hate france you some other european state i also hate france cool we can be allies until the france is defeated after that it gets difficult when you invented the croissant but france gets all the credit for it first time the original youtuber apology richard nixon's resignation speech soccer shinbudsu is the practice of ritual self-mummification over the course of 3000 days buddhist monks suicide is badass living within a few miles of each other in vienna in 1913 hitler stalin trotsky freud the entire roman senate when someone suggests that hannibal might cross the alps with war elephants same dudes when hannibal actually does it hey venice why do ottomans have same cannons as us venice i was a businessman doing business the cold war or something i don't know i didn't learn history the french still fighting in the town the british saying how they bravely escaped from dunkirk [Music] when you find out you're related to your friend and 16 million other people who are direct descendants of genghis khan family just got bigger hi my name is jason ah nice to meet you jason say jarvis did you know that zeus turned into a goose to seduce some spartan queen living in pre-labor law's industrial revolution be like think of the children good idea use the children to reach into small places you can't reach yourself the wright brothers the left brothers critics to legitimizing mary shelley by saying isaac asimov was the founder of science fiction isaac a sim of being a huge fan of mary shelley and using his fame to promote her the roman empire the holy roman empire today i learned that napoleon's planned invasion of the united kingdom was financed by the louisiana purchase with the u.s getting part of the money from a loan from a british bank so the uk was essentially funding an invasion on themselves i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move [Music] khrushchev in 1956 we are not gonna be a stalini anymore china you are accused of anti-sovereign behavior the court finds you guilty and we don't to be friends with you anymore some balkan states i hate the ottomans you another balkan states i also hate the ottomans cool we can be allies until ottomans are defeated after that it gets difficult shogun names his brother the new shogun because he doesn't have a kid shogun has a kid all of japan let's split up gang how other people see canada canada to their natives through history what if you wanted to stay as the largest economy in the world but britain said i said we want spices today if i had a nickel for every time a man named martin luther changed the world i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice british paratroopers just some irish people protesting in derry [Music] isles exists vikings what if you want to stealth bomb serbia but lieutenant colonel zoltendani said sorry we didn't know it was invisible japan losing their navy having their capital fire bombed and getting nuked twice the soviets invading manchuria middle ages king my soldiers should wear suits that is more protective queen amore king babe that is brilliant humans discover new lands dogs cats and rats everyone starts using iron bronze age i'm about to end wow how did you get like that every time somebody tries to get rid of me i do one push up jesus christ pov you realize that you weren't really a fortunate son children victorian factory owners athenian citizens just trying to feed their families socrate is asking them to define the nature of morality a unified china being the most powerful nation in the world for basically most of history the british destroying them in the opium wars increased rat populations help spread the plague europe killing cats because pope gregory 9th said so you tried to destroy our culture and completely assimilate us i know and i'm so sorry will you forgive me you tried to destroy our culture and completely assimilate us and i enjoyed every second of it americans in the cold war so there is freedom of expression right usa yes americans can i be communist if i want to usa well yes but actually no spain arrives in central america first central americans speak spanish english arrive in australia first australians speak english french arrive in antarctica first antarcticans french accented penguinies norway will you please listen i don't want to be in a union denmark and sweden he wants to be in a union [Music] george washington will you please listen i don't want to be president literally everyone he will be president nicola tesla i finally did it this is revolutionary thomas edison we did it nikola tesla ah but actually it was i who thomas edison i said we where did all these nazi scientists come from nasa that's preposterous wernher here is an american as apple pie europeans in the 1800s look i've been around the world okay whatever it is i'll understand schleswig-holstein there's nothing about this i understand time travel how it starts let's enlighten those peasants with my knowledge how it ends i'm a chinese warlord i'm also a chinese warlord cool we can be allies until this chinese warlord is defeated after that it gets difficult when an austrian jude gets shot by a serbian with tuberculosis so you and indian have to fight against germans in france esenhou are encouraging his troops patton encouraging his troops germany i hate the polish you soviet union i hate them too cool we can be allies until we carve them up after that it gets difficult bayonet nifl fans bullying the creators of their favorite franchises queen victoria forcing sir arthur conan doyle to bring sherlock holmes back to life as his patriotic duty pathetic prince vladimir the first islam with its universal message and high number of available trade partners worldwide this is brilliant christianity because you can drink alcohol but i like this list of places named after queen victoria this list is incomplete you can help by expanding it help by expanding it when you land 35 000 troops on kiska only to discover the japanese already abandoned it ah victory sparta i hate the persians you athens i also hate the persians cool we can be allies until the persians are defeated after that it gets difficult plato after putting the philosophers on top of social pyramid in his idea of ideal greek city [Music] pentagon hexagon octagon east pakistan religion random guy odin i'm the united states i'm a native tribe cool we can be allies until your neighboring tribe is defeated after that it gets difficult come on babe i need you to help me in another world war yes honey belgians belgians in the congo half a million angry germans about to tear down the berlin wall east germany's leader celebrating the country's 40th anniversary columbus and his crew arriving in the new world 1492 where india land exists jin his khan and i took that unpopular opinion sushi has been white twist into a degree where it has become colonizer's food i won't cancel you for eating sushi of course but keep in mind that your culturally appropriating asian culture if you eat it imperial japan barbarians and romans are natural enemies like persians and romans or turks and romans or carthaginians and romans or romans and other romans damn romans they ruined the roman empire the sherman is good but it can be better france when fighting germany france when fighting england france when fighting france the swiss in the late medieval period reject cavalry return to spear moscow running out of vodka in 1945 after the victory day celebrations saint petersburg running out of champagne in 1801 after paul the first assassination jerusalem exists literally every civilization in history is for me christians and muslims returning after a crusade callis and popes do it again thank you for watching this video tune in at 5 p.m british time for a video of changing topic and at 7 p.m for daily juicy memes check out my discord server using the link in the description also be sure to leave a like if you enjoyed the video and subscribe if you didn't already

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Length: 11min 57sec (717 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 26 2021