HISTORY: It's All A Little Bit Silly - VIKING ERA

hello and welcome to Saxon England it's a wonderful Oh welcome to the Viking era [Music] stop stop stop us but as monks a Vikings because we don't believe in fighting for killing or violent boom but seriously stop calling them Vikings that is actually incorrect the Old North mound Viking met overseas exploration while the word a Viking learner actually meant the person word I can earn at humor the person who got on the boat and went on the exploration so by that logic not everyone who came from Scandinavia was a Viking up and hiking earth that is sort of like generalizing and saying everyone from England to tea drinking or everyone from America or Cowboys or everyone from where the Sheep Club fun lovers fun loved it they loved it they loved having fun with sheep in Wales but back on subject it is so very easy to imagine that these guys are like drunken frat points from Norway and Denmark be cooler like what should we do this weekend oh I don't know let's get one together and sell over to medieval England you know be up the monk Nick their and come back and be like oh that was great let's do it again sometime I mean it's not entirely untrue some of the Viking is deep do that the ice records that we have of Northland coming to England comes from 787 ad and it didn't really go quite as little imminent ended in this Parliament said oh I got it guys welcome to England I'm so happy to have you a nice boat ride away Natalie don't know who you are perhaps you'd like to meet donkey Oh oh-ha what why you kill people you kill people every day not every day I might be okay actually oh you think killing people makes them like you all of but it doesn't it just makes them dead all those in favor of getting back in God say aye and they don't actually come back to England for another 10 years they still may find the Northam were like what do you think they've forgotten yet that we stop that guy do you think maybe she do you think it's okay for us to go back yet so the northen come over and instead of going south to tour so they go up and they go north to Linda's Tom and here they buy the monasteries obviously the two people whose monk and these Muslim can't really communicate with each other they become very clear very quickly that these monks are bunch of and they're not going to fight that Rozlyn collect everything and they they punched and crosses in the face and they NIC alone amongst Malaysia we're going to sell you on eBay and they take them back to Scandinavia be slowed yeah does it also keep coming over to England and raining and pillaging until they've done so many times that they don't even have to do it anymore they've just got such a reputation in England for being the bad guy the English are afraid of them there are too many Norseman is England's number 3 complaint right behind I'm dying and everything hurts my leash so dread somewhat to do something about those Northland that's like I don't know the King maybe Oh excellent idea yes let's get this king I'm the King on time not to worry I have a cunning plan for me Courtney stop my name let's not forget the most Norseman they weren't invaded and warriors they was Bahamas by profession and so when they came to England alike is great about you know we should grow here and they're not actually doing that much bad really they're not you know they don't try to colonize they're not trying to really calm all they are just coming over and if you're getting in their way that sounds like a you problem we could use these villages here it doesn't sound like comedians clapping Wow Nellie thank you for agreeing to see me today we didn't agree to anything you just showed that I don't have time for a history lesson I am The King I am very busy and imported and I have come speak Tuesday by corn each other what we completion about what 63% of England find you to win him facing what is too intimidating tell me be encounter how way through intimidating supposed to be a joyous occasion no point arguing over who killed who we've come to make you an offer no we will we will we will give you a note what games are which is cold then we'll also pay you what for not killing anyone else oh and I got this up I got this coupon one coupon is two of us good for two drinks it's a georgian dragon in a good bar there's a little cocktail sausages I gave that to you about me what say you all we could do all right this let's hug it out the last time I hugged a man was on the day my father died strain off the life out of the bastard maybe save the hugs for later agreed hopefully my lord okay have a good day do not tell me what's wrong little man have a day you forgot your horse non-turbo get pissed it's too brief I'm not gonna because people are going to get bin water drinks oh I got that coupon Tom Lincon Gatien oh now the Northmen were quite welcome in England because before this whole load of culture and the Christians or pagans that they could convert to Christianity so it's sort of a win-win for everyone and there were a lot of Lawson who did commerciality and the most amazing thing is we've actually found moulds recently which is that they were casting ambulance which would represent not only Thor's hammer that crucifixes as well so that people could be like yes alone I represent the north and I represent the Christian God all at the same time the North report overruled their trade or their or their culture and they also more importantly brought over their language if you heard the original Old English you probably wouldn't be up on the standard it was some very dumb shoe it's done very dramatic so what changed it so drastically Norsemen even the most successful norman invasion from france and the great came in 66 wiped out all of the Danish culture from England apart from the language I mean we get thousands of words from the Norseman but some of them we get are things like killed berserk dirt brought a mistake cake like happy husband or hit die scary ugly in the name spooky casts as well while we were leaving our children things like Archer Bell and cut the the northland you're calling their daughters names like Google user gun means war and kill ver means battle so if you so kicker then you can name your daughter war battle you're not going to be messing with these guys and of course while they were changing tradition and evolving language the best thing that the Norseman of course for known for was being the best seaman stop Scott none of that I'm a monk I will not have you thinking about that sort of thing in my presence I mean they did good in both these guys were able to cross the Atlantic without the use of a compass the north been Leif Eriksson actually discovered Canada nearly 400 years before Christopher Columbus cross the Atlantic I swear to God if Christopher Columbus was alive today he'd be that sort of prick that goes on YouTube and writes long fur on a video that already has 800,000 views oh.why history remember them as vicious bloodthirsty barbarians when they were actually two sort of white farmers they wanted to train with the local Northland couldn't write down their history because they didn't really have a volley of writing yes they had rooms but these are mainly used for spells and incantations or to sort of say who have been there like graffiti are Northmen essentially wrote in emoji but who could read and who could write even though they're not much good in a fight blow pissed off mum and while moms can't fight physically they can fight with words so the monks aren't writing will this down in books like yeah I'm gonna write some really bad crap about you and history's gonna think you were the bad guys and you were all fall and and everyone's going to read it and they're gonna think it's great when I'm going to write e for explicit so historians generally regard this stuff written by monks as essentially the fanfic of history is long for in the over their own like yeah hashtag a you had communications only a hashtag servitude kink warning contains mark dashing and blasphemy and that is why we remember them as drunken frat boys because month like me got to write the history books now if you'll excuse me brothers and sisters I have some alternative back to right here [Music] [Music]

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Id: 9aNEEfkrWWA

Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Thu May 11 2017