Hilarious Best Man Speech

hi everybody I'm Bob Langlais I I'm I'm Gino's best man number two and at first I felt bad about that but then think about the other five guys in the bridal party who are not a best man so I met Gino the very first week of college but what really stands out was actually the first time I physically saw Gino I was walking out of my dorm room with a buddy who will remain nameless because he is here we're walking out the front door of my dorm room and we look to our left and we see this guy and he has a boys regular perfect haircut completely gelled to the side hockey night in Boston polo shirt tucked in to mesh shorts hold on hold on hold on tube socks and he's rollerblading ah I couldn't even believe an adult male thought rollerblading was an acceptable form of transportation at that age but GNote in um I mean what the hell were you doing I think he even tried to show off for us he did like a little food like a couple like sink cingulate crossovers like nah not my first time on wheels bud but uh we can we get around the corner beyond hearing distance obviously and my buddy turns me he goes did you just see that and I go I saw it I go only two things can happen to that kid I go in about a month he's gonna be living in a single and I go even at this school he ain't losing his virginity I I see I met Gino probably the next night and as everyone here knows as soon as you meet me Gino in the first two minutes you meet him you realize what a fabulous guy he is and I like my judgments could not have been more wrong so we end up being best of friends through college fast forward to August 2007 we're living at end street in Southie our land our landlords loved us Gino is bugging me on a Friday night to go out hey come on we got to go out we got to go out we had you know I got to work at 6:00 a.m. I'm not going out see you later he goes out coincidentally he meets Mary at the heart I come home from work the next day he's in the living room you should have seen me last year haha I'm like I'm like goodnight he's like I told you last night was gonna be us met a blonde girl cute wheeling and dealing commenting on her hair telling her how prettier eyes uh I was like a rare Egyptian silk I was so smooth with this fly I I let him find out from Mary she only talked to him because he was so loud she was getting embarrassed and his line was hey you you're cute I'm from Southie that's the Egyptian silk right there Chuck so let me get my facts straight if Gino met Mary on a Friday night that means I met Mary on a Saturday morning if you were listening to the story you know I work the next day so the earliest it could have been was the following Saturday and to me that's a pretty classy broad see ya seriously that was a joke how did you know seriously I met Mary about a few nights later at the playwright and it was very similar in the fact that when you meet Mary she's someone you want including like more and more more and since I've been married I had shock of years for losing in countries her friends I speak on a day with no home boys and I lost her half mile swim race full island up in wait one o'clock and she laughed me fly so here is the train but I love to share Pacific shores of having old method because this involves such a big part of my life right now and you know what some of the most huge taxes need someone new when they said yeah you're always nervous that something's going to change and that's just not the case of generic Gino marry not nothing changes in fact they promptly enhance each other each other better P when Giovanni Oh with Mary I cannot lose my best friend in fact I hopefully gain no and I just want you think that so much good movie in this I love you guys to death investigation of a lot of happiness and we've always Alaska G on here for walleye legs everyone you

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Length: 6min 36sec (396 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 09 2012