Highlights! God of War

oh it's just starting I love it when games do that and he loves this tree why didn't we just cut down that tree and save the trip what's special about this tree I'm not I'm not being a [ __ ] I'm curious what's special about the tree I think there is something special about the tree I'm not making fun of it I'm wondering now it's guard is up only fire only fire when I tell you to fire this is exactly how I raise my kids you do not drink your juice until I tell you to drink your juice I done Apple yeah done uh okay so is this the right way or is this a secret way let's go back down I think he said there was something this way yeah I'm gonna guess this is this is the right way let's go the other way sorry I did we we got burned too much in God of War 3 for losing secrets like that Circle Circle Circle why are you using it Circle what did we just get burned by it again did it just happen again did it really happen again okay all right then cool all right okay whoops okay kid listen get on my back we're going all the way back where we were cuz we climbed up that chain and we didn't get the loot up there and it's really important it's triggering that upon's OCD hard so we have to go all the way back okay so come with me let's go let's go you hide out here in the woods like a cow this is a great voice acting seriously leave [Music] might [Music] pick up the tree Kratos hit him with the tree Kratos holy [ __ ] okay this is way more brutal than I was expecting it today Wow look at the damage holy [ __ ] how'd this happen hey hey don't worry about that when you go back to those ruins to get to get that to get that secret that was up that chain come on let's go let's find the way if you water help distract them whoever is not my focus should be yours but only one safe to do so do not worry human child you are invincible this is the power of plot there's a yet Norah Jones you can read the writing but they're all sort of connected so sometimes I can feel my way through stuff I should've known yeah no reading is for nerds human child this read it send nudes oh okay I'm Hydra I got I got another big glass of water when I went out I'm good I'm good I'm so hydrated you could drink my pee and you'd be fine it's completely clear I'm hydrated twitch streamer Joseph Anderson tells chut they could drink his pee live on Twitch I'm gonna sneeze here's your sneeze warning dude I think you are Elka 13/4 on Orbitz bless you Joe welcome to the rubba-dub-- sneeze club all [ __ ] thank you I like sneezing I know that's kind of a weird thing to say but I enjoy sneezing like I mean I don't enjoy it in a way like oh yeah [ __ ] yeah I get the sneeze but when I see this I got okay I'll do this you know I'd like this sneezing is seasonings good [Laughter] father you're on fire right now what all right got a wart okay okay so there's always a boat at every port no matter where you go your boat teleports cuz cuz here's our boat and we run up here and we go down here and here's our boat alright if we stray from the path it is only to prepare ourselves for the journey ahead because the person in control of this game is obsessive-compulsive he won't make us go everywhere human child every island must be seen every chest must be opened was a tale of a frog his pond that dried up till the Frog and his son left to find a new home they found a well the son saw the water and made to jump in but the father stopped him he saw the well was deep and once inside they would not be able to escape if the water dried up again wisely they moved on if the son jumped in it would be a stop when he would be trapped and starve while the father watched helplessly see that's a story some Oh should we kill Shrek we kill trek giant powerful angry but thankfully not very smart oh [ __ ] Trek the ogre is one of the ugly sentence we fought their huge arms give their attacks good range and they can hit the ground so hard it creates powerful shock waves they're also layered but we just swim across what what the [ __ ] we needed this to get back we need it we needed an elven bow magic to get past this earlier kratos picked up a tree pick up the boat and put it here what the [ __ ] you talking about elven bow Matt would white-white make this more impassable its power is now depleted only a few knocks of magic remained in the bowstring and we used them Oh No why did you waste one on oh here we go on easily passable [ __ ] water [ __ ] thing what's the light I can barely see it something's wrong see that column of light on the horizon no it's housed in the heart of a ring temple we'll find what we need there no no dammit not here time to restore the Bifrost magic you must step into the light she's not dead I hope so human child not likely huh fooling you said that before we came into the realm where you're [ __ ] banished huh how's boot Oh before we open the door eh yeah you hoser hold on hold on hold up some information I need to impart on you before you go in I do when you get to the light thing you don't don't go into it though just put just put the Bifrost key in and don't do anything else because if you do you're gonna [ __ ] die so so justjust just wait a second before you go in and you know don't open the door yet you hoser what are you doing I've got more to tell you before it cuz cuz I'm not even welcome in this room I shouldn't even be here and then the Bifrost [ __ ] gate I should like no don't open the door I might get caught might get thrown back into wherever the [ __ ] we just were but we have we have to have some tension here so we're gonna be [ __ ] dumbasses and we're just gonna go out into the into the into the [ __ ] the forest and I'm gonna get ripped back before I can tell you all the important see you later Kenny you're gonna drink your coffee while you're gone I really so one saying I can't tell if Joe likes this game or not I like this game a lot but I plot contrivance ha's and and fake tension really really gets Underminer gets gets on my nerves it's under my nerves yeah sure it gets under my nerves there you go it gets under my nerves I mean okay just just just imagine cuz this is the same thing they just imagine there was a foot pit in the floor that you couldn't get past there's a two-foot pit in the floor you know Kratos goes into it and it only comes up to his knees and he's like no I can't go in I just I just can't do it I'm not allowed I just I just can't go into it it's it's you know just I'm not even gonna even tell you why I can't go into it I can but there's this blue crystal there and if we shoot the blue crystal that makes a bridge and then I can walk over and that that's how dumb the swimming thing is it's it's you you're telling me he can't swim it means ass eaters can we have a look through the options menu maybe we can meet the kids combat chatter does it really bother you guys it doesn't bother me at all someone said yesterday that maybe he doesn't bother me because Xenoblade Chronicles 2 has ruined me forever because let me tell you something guys if you were here for Zelda Chronicles to stream like the kid is nothing compared to that think you can take me Kratos don't forget me think we can take that dad you're on fire don't forget me I'm a pipsqueak Kratos I mean I don't even want to take my kids to the grocery store on the weekend because it's gonna be too busy there you brought him in here what are you doing put your bow in the light kids there's no way to make a bridge put your bone white witch's bowstring is useless wait useless when the jumping puzzles are harder than the combat what I didn't you and I in convent you condescending piece of [ __ ] game it's not even combat I know [Music] oh sorry I was I was really holding back a laughter in that sequence because it's a really emotional sequence it shows Chronos is kind of like his his heart for a moment you know Fay his lost wife and then this kid who's having problems you know and and their connection that's missing and someone in chat doing that said remember that time Chris tied a naked woman to a lever just to open a door I hate children in media they're always Moody and difficult I've got some bad news for you buddy there's there's a life lesson waiting for you [Laughter] when we go back the way we came the lift oh now the boat can't teleport dan you you guys are picking up more of these things than me lately what the hell don't don't make youtube videos I'll be out of a gerb what the hell guys I'm I'm I'm being I'm being threatened I'm being oppressed help help I'm being oppressed come human child put a search this looks like a big wall fake wall that's gonna open later oh look a fake daughter justice for their [ __ ] called it too small for Giants Giants are just erased okay there could not only be one of something it must have come from an egg and two other serpents must've had intercourse to make the egg human child did your mother teach you of human intercourse child the surface must have had that too there could not only be one of something human child great treasure see the traps didn't set them all off maybe when the bodies aren't out we should be careful or or we can just do that okay how do you feel about this enemy variety concerning every fight and got a war one three have at least two drastically different enemy types like dogs or Gorgons in every single fight the enemy variety in this game is starting to get lacking right now I'm starting to wish that they had more regular big enemies to attack in between the the girag or fodder so that's starting to drag a little bit but when there are big enemies and and a lot of those nightmare things I think the common system works really really well I'm hoping they start to introduce more big ones soon would you say it's starting to draw her dragger can we ban gypsy Magi please I'm kidding don't dump been gypsy mage I I'm just I'm just envious that I didn't make that joke myself homeboy he's a long way up he put his hand on the kid they're bonding which means something horrible is gonna happen to the kid at the top of this mountain about haribol they're finally getting along so now it's time for the for the boy to have his plot cough come back father I'm so glad that we finally got mother's ashes to the top of the mountain like sheep boy boy boy and then the witch appears ah Kratos he made it to the top of the mountain Oh what is wrong with your boy which you do what you can to save my boy it's all right there Joe is available as a professional voice actor hey if anyone if anyone wants to to roll the dice scooters not helping with me as a voice actor go for it sure I'll do it just for fun be ready [Music] that that that's what you say that's what you say the old a dragon just attacked our elevator and we fought it off and you almost died five second time and you say that was intense oh look at the snow looks really good huh look at that this sort of thing adds so much to our game feels to play you ever get the impression when you're playing Skyrim that your character isn't really in the world but they're floating about half an inch all over at all like their feet never touched the ground they're constantly levitating there's a weak magnetic force on your characters boots that never makes them touch the ground [ __ ] like this really adds adds a bit more than just just visuals for me Oh rip that guy they call me Mamiya smartest man alive and I have the answer to your every question are you a waifu okay there are a few gaps in my nose [Laughter] there was a young man who was caught stealing and condemned to die his mother came to visit his prison she was a kind woman who could only give love with her son the thief met her with rage and bit off her ear what why because the boy had always been a thief and his mother had taught him only love and nothing of consequences had he been taught discipline instead he might have lived longer sure all right here that's not right stick because only people create us that was a real that means kid you're special right thanks thank you thank you I am special thank you kid you're special think it's real sweet see now it makes sense now oh wait no there's there's a path down you keep it that it still doesn't make sense because the they could drop down that and jump up it Oh clever I like that I like that that's clever yeah I agree keep in one say hi yeah don't-don't-don't the PlayStation 4 precariously balanced on that box okay can you say precariously yeah good try good try say hello say hi say hi my name is Finn here let me show you something really important all right this kid is at Reyes and he's replaced - he's my new something though I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore this this is this is my new kid now yeah I love you then honestly you should be playing this game with him absolutely not you seen the violence in this game no [ __ ] way he says as he swears right in front of his kid no no friggin way can you say cat can you see dog who's that it's my man who's this Dada see I thank you Ralph clogs for the 250 bits did you tell Lily you can just buy kids at the video game store sure the ones you made are good but can you let the skill trees and equip them with rare loot the ones in real life just cure sadness and raise my love stat overrated IMO not you can you can teach their [ __ ] and buy them loot sure oh yeah I think that one through him I don't think you throw the ax I don't think you can do it I'll try again right now though I'm part of the faster one oh [ __ ] you can that's amazing I'm so impressed right now holy [ __ ] I'm so impressed right now this game is amazing it's amazing it's at least a seven out of ten I know I know give me nerve pills no I don't get nervous cuz I'm not a nerd oh not like you nerd nerd come on nerd I've had sex at least twice defeat of Valkyrie six and a half hours later there we go you've started a legendary favorite Kirk the Valkyries or powerful creatures found in the depths of hidden chamber of the hinge chambers of Odin and other realms defeating them is no easy task and requires powerful equipment fine yeah yeah okay I'm in I'm in level three blues this this is my gear level 5x level three level three level three level one shitty talisman I'm pretty [ __ ] proud of myself right now for killing that in this gear I'm I'm pretty I'm pretty [ __ ] chuffed I'm not gonna lie my penis is the big penis right now pretty good pretty good now not really you have to get in to flee out quickly it looks like this has a has a head for a but is the head for what [Music] [Music] look at the rust you will always be a monster I know but I am your monster no longer alright brother let's see what those plates come to oh my god okay I'm really glad I played the other three games for it for that moment because the context of this like returning to these things and just knowing kind of how they work even at this camera angle it still felt like it's still it's still you know and then he does the whip with the book them together right you know he still Flint flings him around you know like it's just oh my god the return to that right there holy [ __ ] that was such a cool [ __ ] moment it's holy [ __ ] that was such a cool moment maybe I shouldn't say this because I'm stalling the hired up but that was that was one of the coolest moments I've ever experienced in the game ever that was so [ __ ] good the build-up and everything - oh man that was so [ __ ] good holy [ __ ] I wonder if the blades of Kaos would have made the Valkyrie easier probably not but still to the floating grass down there see ya finish game oh we found a glitch never mind the game sucks team sucks we found we found floating grass game sucks it's terrible yeah Cruces doesn't hate his son Chris just thinks his son is useless wait useless you should have kept you where you belong what I saw then prepare for your death decided I'm sorry it's a good moment it just pumped out there really really immutable oh [ __ ] oh that was a stabbing his eyes and all that was awesome oh [ __ ] so I hit the analog sticks in with my thumbs like I was doubting his eyes at all that was so [ __ ] cool okay then [Music] all right well she has different attacks ah we've died we died we died we died we died we died okay pretty easy cuz she keeps going up in the air thousands of deals they do buy [ __ ] first try oh [ __ ] that's way better than what we have look at all the strength and defense and cooldown on it oh man look at that look at that alright how underleveled are we this is the loot this is what we're using and this okay I can't watch and thank you a real science for hundred bits these storms can only mean one thing the kid is clearly a god of thunder his cough was from having a Thor throat all my god oh my god I [Applause] [Laughter] that makes you a critic awesome did you firstly purposely make make Finn look like what is it a dragon a dragon air or a drag a Dragon Knight a drag Eenie is that is that the the first evolution of Dragon Knight that's great thank you [Music] boy they still sound like they use a stock recording of boy look it was completely unemotional like he doesn't even give a [ __ ] but what just happened he stands up and goes boy I mean I feel like you should just be able to make that jump as it is do we have to come back and get something a Dornish that can we can we break the snow can't walk over it we can't we can't pull it back and you want more we can't go left we can't go right if we go if we push it all the way then we can't get around it but as soon as we push it forward one we can't get around it either will it let us jump up from here and I don't think so and I can't I can't go around unless unless I can jump from over there but I don't think I can cuz the ice is in the way but maybe we can go look around and see oh is there no ice on that side yeah but we couldn't jump through here you either three maybe that's what we doing we just go around yeah it's got to be it no it's not what you can you can jump that but you couldn't jump from cup come on really there's no prompt there either still can't believe we need to do that what's actually we've been over here what's over here thank you could be fun we never go but who could be fun as long as it's not my mom besides I'm gonna keep your ashes so I can talk to you and tell you all about my day every day okay put your ashes inside a teddy bear keep it forever not creepy thank you says elf who used one bit get really close to the microphone and Garlow some water then I'll donate some more bits now I'm good thanks I'm good I'm GU Qi I'm good all right for the very special handful of you in chat go grab the Kleenex for the rest of us this is going to be kind of cool but not not not pleasant here we go the bird just fly out of its mouth or bird oh no there's he must have swallowed a troll with one of those big stone weapons at some point guess we have to fight it kid cheat your lightning arrows let's give him a tour throw your joke bro I stole your joke greatest will return in God of War - - why why why boxing

Channel: Joseph Anderson Channel Two

Views: 366,239

Keywords: god of war, God of War, 2018, ps4, ps4 pro, let's play, stream, commentary, playthrough, highlights, funny, moments, video game, god of war 4, sequel

Id: vWHlvFYubhY

Length: 35min 32sec (2132 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 29 2018