HIGHBALLING ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE

okay so the other day i had another one of my brilliant video ideas i i definitely didn't nick this one from ryan trahan that definitely not but this brilliant idea from the big brain of george meaningless is to offer people more money than their items are worth on the facebook marketplace i'm genius i i know so i invited big james marriott over because um i i'm banned from facebook can i shout out my tick tock no login wait log in yeah no dick is slogging i can't use my facebook i've been banned no you haven't i genuinely have been banned from facebook why are we using my facebook facebook marketplace you're not going to buy things with my money george we're going to highball people on facebook marketplace so we're going to oh we're going to hybrid so we're going to offer them more than they're listing it for listing items for am i going to get sued no you won't you won't don't worry james it's all on me we're not going to save that browser all right how do we do this thing we're going on marketplace let's see what we've got going on in the marketplace today are you taking control can i say i know you can't see us currently george is in control of this we're doing absolutely nothing a playstation vita what shall we message him with hello brother oh my god why didn't we make a new facebook account for this because you need to wait like months for your your facebook account has to be active for months so am i going to get banned off facebook no you probably won't probably you're offering them all i have been in the market for such a device for many months now many years many months years is pushing it a bit many months now i mean no one's bought a pierce visa for at least six years yet none have come by my way i guess you could say i've been unsuccessful in my quest he's just he's just trying to sell his psp he doesn't want this if this may be fate i will double your offer your asking price 120 pounds no make it 110 so we've done it wrong i'll give you 90. if it comes with a kiss can you kiss me as well for this price handsome actually like a bit that's a bit that's like sexual assault really isn't it imagine this person's like 13. are you like can you give me oh actually yeah yeah i know he's been on facebook for 2007. and his picture's not of him yeah yeah so he's definitely a middle eastern you give me a cheeky cuddle maybe cheeky snuggle snuggle or my love in the world jamesy no we should we should uh we should make like a like a username like psv to hunter 420 or something like that zx jamesy james i take it my facebook is going to now be i'm just going to be having to respond to these people for the rest of my life he's just going to get his parents mini cooper why me what a piece of machinery that is unfortunately unfortunately i have too much money oh he's from do not five me sir what do you mean huh don't get aggressive unfortunately it's a little too many for me it's a little too really for me goodbye or maybe it is too many for my liking my liking farewell goodbye let's go for are these used with your ear wax oh my god oh they used question mark question mark if so i'll pay more if so i paid i'll pay double oh we got a reply yeah give me 90 pounds then lol give me the snuggle then wink we'll give him a winky face maybe he thinks that's some kind of playstation console the ps snuggles the playstation snuggles okay go on the games one go go up oh no no no that was a good one playstation 4 with games [Laughter] [Laughter] me in hyde park oh my god this is getting weird now just you all know i feel like that's somewhat threatening really isn't it oh wait let me let me scroll they just read it off they've just read that message off yeah funny but make it rhyme at least what are you okay are you okay do you need a snuggle no baby that's a bit strange you'll know all right let's look for a new item i'm confused i'll just give him a winky face and leave that one yeah we're shutting off you go to the ps4 games one one thousand i'll give you five grand uh what game is that no should we just ask i love fifa 18. i've been looking for those rages i would like to inquire about fifa 18 would like to inquire about your copy of ea sports fifa 18. i am willing to pay the full price of r234 you can keep the rest for that alone okay so we interrupt this really epic and amazing meaningless video to bring you an important message from today's sponsor expressvpn now it's rare i go online without turning this thing on anymore if you don't know what a vpn is a vpn essentially spoofs your location to make it look like you're somewhere else you can use this to access regional content like netflix from other countries like we look at my netflix here we got the uk one uh but if i go on here and then just switch my location then refresh and then i've got american netflix it's pretty sick i personally use this to mainly watch the us office since they took it off uk netflix and as well as that expressvpn also has a bunch 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this is a bad idea shall we ask you about the mini cooper just say yeah i've looted it i don't want it really oh my god it's coated oh i'm so nervous it's my name should we try and rent somewhere for 100 pounds a month wait that one's one pound i'll give you two if you cook all of my meals as well if you serve as my chef or iphone watch what iphone is that maybe you should go in and be like do you have an iphone 7 do you have it in black [Laughter] stupid do you have size six you you have size six i have dainty feet how do you spell dainty d-a-i yeah n-t yeah why yeah i have dainty feet double i'm surprised these people are replying as quick as they are yeah we're getting quite a bit of content out there who just put them here nice garden nice garden smiley face unfortunately i'm not interested but my son is he's willing to pay 600. oh wait wait is this a fake id and then we can go message going will this get me into clubs will this get me into clubs i'm 14. wow that's my i know how to spell lol thinks son from runescape she's actually taking it seriously georgia georgia the best bit is at any point anyone here could just search my full name yeah i know i don't think anyone's going to do a background check on who's buying their iphone 6s can i have the child how much with a kid i can't be done with people into the kids oh my god we'll get back no we'll get back oh my facebook will be deleted oh my god sad face do you have it in white though do you have it in white dome oh your page do you have it you've graduated uni yeah for this cutie graduate wow okay no this is turning into harassment george good bye that's what it means all he did was inquire he's not a very good salesperson how hard do you reckon i can slam this over my dad's head he turned off my xbox mid game was about to get a v right now so we'll pay double if it puts it puts him in a car [Laughter] oh my god my facebook's going to get totaled and they're saying this home for free i think i should tell them that they're local in themselves here i think giving this house away for free it's not such a good idea not such a good idea i would be willing i would be willing to provide to pay you a full 20 pounds my aunt gave me for christmas but first answer me this what is so static about this home what is so outstanding about this home will i receive a lot of electric shocks love you loves you [Laughter] why is that switch controller wrapped oh here we go i wouldn't accept a thousand to look at your ugly mug she's heading back a picture of himself [Laughter] oh we're gonna get killed probably the garden or pc pc idiots no no both you see idiots but if it comes with a square of garden with a square foot of garden and fresh garden of fresh garden i won't be able to refuse adam johnson oh no i'm a big fan of mr johnson did he sign this in prison what if we got this man to dig up his garden so for some reason i think he's not going to do that people sell houses so cheap on here wow so i will pay 10 pounds if you hand deliver if you a hand deliver this with a mariachi band singing a rendition please reply soon dying for april how much to put their hands to work oh how much to hold my hands yours looks strong beautiful you're gonna have to block all these people after i know can we do it at the end of this video i want to leave it for a few days what oh she blocked us she just left the conversation this looks good unfortunately i don't have a cat good day i don't hold hands oh that's a waste of potential those hands look wonderful women should feel lucky to feel the embrace of your palms good day sir at this point i'm just going to compliment anyone that replies to us i feel bad 500 for 700 pound for a lamborghini that's pretty it's a pretty good deal i think higher no it's not i'll give you 50k oh we got a reply from the handyman are you gay dude no who's asking unless you're asking unless you're doubtful unless you're asking why are we trying to hit on people no thanks fair enough i appreciate the courtesy i just better leave it there you don't know how to spell courtesy oh guitar i'm looking to buy a new guitar want something to shatter over my dad's head if i can pick up today i like woman's thank god oh we got the cat scratch shirt bit passive aggressive would it work for my dog german shepherd it was my 16 year old son i don't know i wasn't in prison oh they got a little bargains group go unfortunately i only shopped designers she actually just has no idea who adam johnson is he's just like oh he's just like trying to trade it off like he's bought it for a low price he's trying to trade it off sign by adam johnson by people on the register men watch men watch this is a lovely men watch and watch cool men watch i reckon we should go for what exactly do men watch but i have a question for you ryan what do men watch exactly exactly we got another reply from the cat yes it definitely will oh cool he's six foot six but he dresses up as a cat sometimes he really likes cats the movies pretend to be them have you ever seen the musical cats ever seen the musical cats i see it at least once a month go with me if i purchase your goods will you come with me i will give you 200 pounds my wife got fed up in there oh my god me and my wife have been looking at getting a bunk beds of some time looking at getting one of these bad boys for a minute ever since jared was introduced to our relationship she's been waiting for me to sleep in a different bed she's been hoping i'd sleep in a different bed this way but i like to listen to you so this looks like the perfect purchase i will give you 300. oh as i thank you smackaroonies okay 300 macaronis okay so we're going to leave it a day wait for people to reply uh james is going to go off on his account and reply to all these people so yeah see you in a sec okay so we're back a day later and uh james has messaged some of the people from yeah one thing i've noticed about my facebook is now as as part of my timeline i do have the listings for recently viewed so i don't know if that's going away anytime also adam johnson there would you love to see that i've got a few messages the black kettle was sold unfortunately which was a very gutting experience she marks it as available though what it's now half price liar fiend i demarred the kettle how can i help you make fake id in it it didn't answer your question really no unfortunately we won't be getting into any clubs anytime soon george this was a good one do you have size six i have 20 feet high yes it is please send your name and post clothes and color i will post it tomorrow my name is bill gates i live in mumbai can i please just have the shoes send me your postcode and full name how would you like to pay paypal bank transfer bitcoin okay should i send you my wallet i want the shoes i will send you a shoes after you pay me it appears we have reached a stalemate and i don't know about you maria and i like my bread to be fresh do you like your bread to be friends maria yes then i raise you this send me your wallet and the shoes and we go from there and then she yeah she removed the item unfortunately raoul said what do you mean i need them to be yummy yeah will this be possible yeah we can you send me a photo of your ear for insurance i like them waxy oh i know the perfect one one that one yeah static home yeah this one was weird yeah so we did this huge static home one and they just sent us this want to what's your reaction hello i am god and i am using you to send this other i am coming and if you deny me on earth i will deny you in heaven and uh you are not ashamed of me send it to 40 friends we were crying about buying a house and these classics was a friend now i call that a win yeah i consider that a win should we just send that to everyone here they all need jesus oh my god oh this one was boring i'll send them the picture as well why not just get out there hi do you want the bed frame or mattresses as well have the mattresses been used before brand new everything 139 for the bed frame only 219 with two mattresses i'm not interested then sorry oh wow he's replied no they are brand new we're a furniture company we sell new items only of course we got so i actually went a bit further on this one so this was the one where we asked for the ea sports fifa 18 for the full price yeah i'm not sure what you could be you do not understand just how important that game is to me sir i would simply refer you to the following i sent him this link it was an eden hazard team of the tournament card all right which is incredibly rare i wish to acquire it for private reasons if you aid me in my quest there will be benefits so this one and he said a picture of this well that's not it you get a 14-day trial of ultimate team he was trying to sell this for over a grand nah we want the full fifa 18 for a grand mate i said i i was a bit more optimistic can you assure me that i will pull the special one i jabbed this one i sold the game itself with the ps so this whole charade has been for nothing okay well fair enough i'll take the rest of the games for 1 600 pounds on one condition what's that subscribe to me okay so we're going to leave it at that uh i hope you enjoyed today's video be sure to check out james his link will be in the description and on the end screen if you want to see another video like this then be sure to let me know yeah anyway guys hope you enjoyed today's video if you did be sure to subscribe and smash that like button

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Keywords: facebook marketplace, marketplace, highballing, highballing people, lowballing people, facebook marketplace highballing, facebook marketplace video, highballing on facebook marketplace, fb marketplace, fb, facebook, satire

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Length: 17min 24sec (1044 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 13 2019

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