Hey Steve: Bringing Back the Dates

my boyfriend and I have been together Michael here for seven years and we both work long hours we don't get to spend much time together mm-hmm when we do we're sitting at the car on the couch at the house it's football season now so you know that I'm gonna have less time with him yeah okay we haven't been out on a date in a few years in a few years a few years Steve a few years Steve Wow yeah Wow where are you saving money no no no it's not about saving money it's about enjoying life I'm sorry I do like to go to the beach mamie's Museum you know walk around museum take listen to me listen to him dudes don't like museum museum he does go he you a beer well then Steve he told you he liked museums when y'all was dating but we still datin you ain't been on a date in two years miss miss do you know what your original complete was you change it we still dating you ain't been nowhere to you yeah we've been through the house on the couch watching well I'm gonna help you out a little bit first of all is real simple you're gonna have to reach a compromise you got to reach a compromise here now it's football season no excuse oh oh you no excuse I only have off Sunday afternoons look Sunday afternoon and Monday evenings so quit your job yeah son you already got nothing but Sunday afternoon this hot women waiting on this now you both work long hours so you haven't been out on a date now I'm gonna help you get a date you are well we gonna have to make a compromise they're gonna be with someone else cuz he's not getting off the couch now lady lady see you see not you see you feeling better I better look see I'm trying to help you now you got a good man here so let's just work on the comp here's the compromise he's a football fan yeah Saturday is college football so here's what we do if you let him watch some college football games during the day on Saturday he has to take you out it's not gonna work why not he works Saturday morning I work started Saturday nights sorry telling you my only days of Saturday Sunday Monday that's it okay well okay well the only day sandy Monday Sonny money is he off on Monday he is he off on Monday you off on Monday Monday evenings I am Monday evenings you're not off doing the day you're changing your ships I work Monday morning I work until 5:00 and then I have the evening which is when I'd love to do something with him okay so every other Monday is date night okay okay every other Monday okay you get to pick the place you have to take her where she wants you now Sunday during the day where are you mail Sunday I'm off until 7:00 p.m. and to 7:00 p.m. I am okay didn't know we got to do we're gonna do a brunch on early morning breakfast date we're gonna do a breakfast date where would you like to go to breakfast [Applause] somebody hollered out over there breakfast at the sports bar chicken wings is good whatever you either so what would you like to go to breath anywhere near the water I love being near the water so anyway anywhere near the water did he get to come home and he get to watch games and you go to work in the evening perfect then every other Monday he get off a football you can go early or late but the game come on at 5:00 our hitter right you watch them there the whole game didn't go out but you be sleep buddy in there yeah you ain't been out in two years you lean over now free you didn't know how to stay up no more so that's what that's my suggestion that's it hey I'm Steve Harvey you want more of that well don't just sit there go get it press subscribe or click on this list and you can see all the amazing videos you want press it press it

Channel: Steve TV Show

Views: 316,336

Rating: 4.9089694 out of 5

Keywords: STEVE, steve, comedy, humor, laugh, Laugh, funny, Funny, Steve Harvey, steve harvey

Id: mfAEqP2pzxg

Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 11 2018