- One of the pastor's at
the church calls you in, - [Female Guest] Yes. - And wanna know what you did, because it look like you as the sheep is living better
than him as the shepard. - Correct. - So, what you done, done is, you done took some of these scriptures and actually applied them to your life. - Hello, hello, hello, yes!
(audience clapping) - Now pastor tryin' to
figure out how in the world you done got all this and he ain't got it. - [Female Guest] Absolutely. - Could it be that he ain't
practicin' what he preaching? (audience clapping) - Let me ask you another question, 'bout how old is this pastor? - He's in his 60's. - Oh, so he calls yo' little fine self (female guest giggling) into the office to discuss how well you doing and he in his 60's. well you doing and he in his 60's. - [Female Guest] Yes. - You think that he called you in there to just discuss how well you was doing? - [Steve] You really think that? - I do think that, because that's the question that he posed to me. I mean if he wanted to ask something else he should have just came straight with it, don't go around the block. - You can't get, you got
it, what you clapping for? (female guest laughing)
- Am I Right? - [Steve] That ain't how we play the game. You don't drive straight
over there, you go 'round. That way, we go 'round
you don't see us coming. Now what he did was he bought you in the office for another
reason, so he say. What, what, what, where did he think this conversation was gon' go? What he really wanted to
know was what she doin'? How she comin' in here lookin'
this good every Sunday? Look at her, she got herself together. She got her hair right,
she kept herself in shape. He tryin' to figure that out right there. So, what pastor did was, pastor went 'round the back door on you. Now, you done left the church
'cause it done threw you. But you miss the word over there. - Yes. - But, see you ain't the only one that done missed the word over
there, pastor missed it too. [Steve] See, 'cause he 'pose to be there for leadership and guidance. - [Female Guest ] Absolutely. - He tryin' to fellowship. (female guest laughs) - But Steve, wouldn't it have been better if he just woulda came
straight with it though, instead of going around the block. 'Cause he lost me all together, not that he coulda had anything but - [Steve] Yeah, whoa,
whoa, whoa hold up though. Hold up though, how
old you say pastor was? - He's in his 60's. - I'm 61, so now let's talk about it. - [Female Guest] Okay. (female guest laughing) - Pastor wasn't really that bad lookin' when he bought you in there, let's just have a honest conversation. - [Female Guest] Okay. - He ain't that bad lookin'. - You want me to answer that? - [Steve] Yeah. - He's nothing like you Steve. (audience whooping) Okay, let's get that straight. - Ain't nobody like this. - Ain't nobody like this. - Okay.
(audience cheering) - See, see let me
explain something to you. Steve Harvey done put a spin on 60. My motto for being 60 is
I'm gon' be fly 'til I die. See I don't care how old I
get, I'ma always just keep, I'ma just keep working on it. I'ma try to stay in shape a little bit, keep smiling, keep my energy up. I entertain people, see what keeps me in a youthful state of mind is I laugh a lot. Most people getting old
'cause they stop laughing. So, I like that, but let
me ask you though somthin'. He really ain't that bad though,
he got some good qualities. - He's a man of God, that's what I loved about him, yeah Steve. - [Steve] That's, he's a man of God. That's good, is he married? - He wasn't then. - Hello, so he just happen to call you in the office he ain't married
ladies what, really? (audience laughs) He's not married, he ain't that
bad, he really a good dude. He just went a long way 'round the bush. - Then he lost me. - Yeah, he lost you; ain't
nothin' we can do about that. - [Female Guest] Nothin' we could do. - You want me to call him? (audience laughs) [Steve] You want me to call him? Beautiful sister like you,
had a problem at the church don't worry about that you
ain't gon' be able to find it. Let's just go somewhere else, it's plenty of churches in LA that's good. - Okay, thank you Steve. (audience clapping)
