Hey idiots, this is what REAL metal sounds like

this video is sponsored by Skillshare [Music] one of you garbage sacks a flash today I'm here to teach you about real metal [ __ ] corpse corpse crying taker I know everything there is to know about metal you think you know metal no you don't you think you're in a metal band no you aren't do you think metal is real today I'm going to be looking at the real metal genres that exist to teach you lecherous abscesses what to listen to because clearly you have no idea so first things first I'm here on the metal archives encyclopedia metallo if you want to know what genres are real this is the place you're going to look I mean for the full list you've got to go to Wikipedia I don't know if we have time to go through every single one of these I'm gonna give you the crash course just so you don't look like absolute morons out here on the internet you nerds so first things first black metal [Music] there's definitions on the internet about what black metal is and then there's real black metal so black metal is an extreme sub-genre of heavy metal common traits include fast tempos shrieked vocals highly distorted guitars played with tremolo ticking blast beat drumming raw recording and unconventional song structures so that's what wikipedia says black metal is Wikipedia is wrong there is nowhere near specific enough if you did not record your black metal album in a shed in Norway in the freezing cold on one microphone that was very it is not black metal if you do not wear face paint with this exact expression that is not black metal you'll see black metal this is black metal what is the primary ideology or primary ideas that fuel chorus music Satan you will never be as black-metal as that man mayhem vocalist dead found dead an eighth of april 1991 22 year old mayhem vocalist dead committed suicide in the house owned by the band he was found while Euronymous another member of the band would slit wrists and a shotgun round to the head the suicide note left by dared merely read excuse all the blood Cheers and included an apology for firing the weapon indoors upon finding the body of his bandmate Euronymous instead of calling the police went to a nearby store and bought a disposable camera to photograph the corpse yeah I'm not gonna show the album cover but I think you can get the point if you are not burying your clothes before a concert and digging them up again to where on the night of the event you are not black metal I think I've established my point black metal bands would include people like mayhem yeah they sound like witches I gotta say I don't like black metal but I know what it is god dammit and this is real black metal if you don't scream like you're a cackling servant of the underworld I don't think you really get in across the vibe also the guitar tone has to sound like it's an angry wasp you can get that see that's a great example of black metal I cannot hear a note sounds like it was recorded on a tinny microphone with zero bass and they are clearly very very angry man an acquired taste oh it behemoths are a real black metal band Oh their blackened death metal my mistake also they're from Poland they can't be black metal they're not from Norway yeah we should probably look for some statistical verification of the Scandinavian countries are the place where real metal exists Cinci there's a lot more metal bands per capita up here in the Scandinavian countries so many down in sub-saharan Africa this this hotspot this is clearly where Satan lives oh sorry that's Santa isn't it how many metal vampire in the UK oh this five per hundred thousand I was one of those at one point not much of a metal scene in the United Arab Emirates where I used to live there's still more than Uganda's metal scene that would be interesting to hear black metal done next up death metal everyone's heard of death metal mic or Slipknot's heavy no Slipknot is not death metal you are not death metal you don't understand anything ah again Wikipedia definition not completely accurate they're saying it's all distorted guitars tremolo picking blast beat drumming a tonality complex song structures that all sounds very similar to black metal I know the differences are deep growling vocals and tempo changes in any other genre of music in order to make something hit harder that's when you bring in more instruments you make it more impactful however when you're already filling up all the frequencies that exist you need to be a little more creative this is why death metal has gone with the option of just slowly your I don't know how many of you guys remember but I've already made the most brutal breakdown of all time it's time to state the declaration of war which is a formal declaration issued by a national government indicating that the state of war exists between that nation and another I think we've broken the record for most brutal breakdown of all time I'm not sure if you would really classes as death metal because we don't convincingly look like we could rip you in half also our lyrics didn't make you want to vomit that's the other important part of death metal so again taking from the work of Cannibal Corpse did you catch that no okay perhaps I'll have to find another method of explaining the lyrics to you this is how you make death metal production tends to be a little bit heavier than black metal maybe they use more than one microphone in their show also death metal bands are pretty creative with their name Morbid Angel necrofear and death I believe death was one of the first popular risers their debut album scream bloody gore was widely regarded as the first death metal record you can see that they're starting out with the death metal vibe they're still very clearly in the 80s here until this hair is like this it's not real death metal they're trying their best it wasn't really until much later that people understood what death metal hair must be and a lot of people say they have their favorite meth metal bands death the the people who originated it Cannibal Corpse one of the the most popular proponents and popular Rises of the genre of course my favorite band relentless doppelganger the neural network which generates technical death metal via live stream 24/7 you see that's real music made by real neural networks of course when you're talking about death metal you can't ignore the subgenres of death metal black and death doom do not confuse it with black and death metal melodic black death of course brutal death metal which is different to death doom funeral Doom and death and roll of course there's death core death core is an important one if you don't like the death metal band if they're too young they're death called death grind gore grind and porno grind of course are different to death rush industrial death metal and melodic death metal don't you dare confuse melodic death metal with melodic black death though symphonic death metal is hilarious it's trying its hardest to be the most epic thing ever so much so that there's this one band here época who really hit the nail on the head this is where you'll frequently get some woman who was an opera singer singing about like a dragon or something [Music] yes searching for your destiny there you go perfect example these are laughing nerds who do death-metal another way to tell whether a band is death metal is if you look them up on YouTube and the channel name is actually requesting suicide that's probably a death metal band doom metal they're gonna say it typically uses slower tempos low tuned guitars and a much thicker or heavier sound that that's not really getting across what doom metal is do metal sounds like the guitarists forgot that they're playing a song halfway through the song like they'll start out will be like hey do you want to keep playing and then like a few few minutes later they'll be like oh sorry and they'll do another know that's real doom metal you see this is perfect example of the quality you come to expect from doom metal do not however confuse it with drone metal I think they're gonna play a note oh there is there is they played a note you see this is quite exciting it's actually really cool kind of set and atmosphere Oh God I really hope that that was an accident they got bored of using letters and thought use a couple of curbs instead they're do metal is death metal played by this dude next stop here we got industrial which has electronic music in it that's not real metal of course everyone knows that industrial metal is not real metal experimental metal too vague next folk metal here we go Viking metal as I have explained real metal is from Scandinavia all this focus can turn AV music sometimes just gets accidentally smashed into the metal itself and this is where you get some of the best ideas ever feel alive this is another one of those genres where you can get away with a little bit of laughing the elf ears of course that was the perfect example of what this genre is stattle metal sometimes the metal is so strong that you actually have to go back to the times when your ancestors were fighting a bloody hand to hand combat wars and they're pretty creative with how they express this battle metal if you didn't catch that pretty innovative chorus yeah if you don't have someone angrily playing the violin it's probably not oka metal and it doesn't happen quite so much anymore I feel back then a lot of genres the lyrics were very much about we are this genre like yep hip hop it's like a hip uh-huh a hip yeah and then battle metal which is saying battle metal they're really trying to get across what what style of music they're playing just in case you were confused you might be thinking that this is funk there's nothing funky about battle map there is head banging in a skirt with an accordion that's the correct way to do it you are now educated you're welcome next gothic metal that's just a more depressing version of the stuff that we've already heard just put some like depressing sounding since behind that and you're probably about there more importantly we're gonna skip right ahead to grindcore and this is where you start to get to the most extremes that metal has to offer I'd say arguably grindcore is if not the funniest at least a top three contender for the funniest genres of music in the world not to be confused with the Transformers they see grindcore understood the problem with death metal you listen to death metal what's your first thought when is this guy gonna stop yelling it exactly so if you find napalm death of this this is true grindcore [Music] see that's grindcore that was genuinely their single you suffer does this mean they could copyright claim like every single metal band because that's in so many metal song another important thing when it comes to death metal if your logo does not look like you tripped over it in a forest I don't think you're really getting the idea across this is a metal logo that's waking the cadaver of course weak in the cadaver have some really innovative there a pig destroyer of course that's an angry fella this seems like they've got a bunch of other genres here there's only a few other ones that you really need to know look I will educate you now how a metal if it's a fat dude with insane guitar skill waving his long hair in the wind while people sing about fairies that's power metal is so much work that goes into these fricking songs you can feel it next as metalcore don't really need to know to listen to the music of metalcore metalcore is defined more by the the tightness of genes as of course christian metal there you can see the difference here with christian metal because god is watching down on them under oath no longer identify as a Christian band one of the best things we ever did Christian metal is a fascinating thing it's got this whole subculture of course like Christians want to support other Christians so if there's young Christians playing metal or the other young Christians will watch their band it's a reasonable way to get started at least it used to be yeah you get some of that with YouTube as well I've quite weird Christian channels gilda find that kind of thing people say new metal is a type of genre but clearly they're wrong rap should never be merged with any other genres of music metal should never be merged with any other genres of music unless those genres of music originated in Norway corn limb biscuit Linkin Park don't exist not metal next so yeah I think we've gone through most of the real ones of course the the last and most important real genre of metal to cover is kawaii metal as exemplified by babymetal or Lady baby this is a kawaii metal basically it's metal but you put 14 year old Japanese girls on the front of the stage [Music] yeah I think you can have trouble getting them to sing along with that love this is real metal forget necrophagist forget finntroll forget Gorgoroth forget Cannibal Corpse this this right here is the place to end on I own ironically really enjoy babymetal yeah you are welcome for the education I have bestowed upon you maybe now you're less of an idiot than you were before this video started I've been a corpse grind Dave as always died oh I forgot Ghent yeah no one cares mate do you like my new shoes Dave Oh could you please be a little more quiet also know they're very tacky I just wanted to show you a video I made how about now much worse when did you learn to make videos walking yesterday mate I learned this skill and I wanted to share it oh I wonder where you learned that Oh was it skill skill savvy online learning community if he creators with more than 25 classes in design business and more me I took your [ __ ] debit card on annual subscription for less than $10 a month and took this course from some bloke in a flannel shirt Oh Marxist a summer Marxist awesome oh that's thoughtful he was telling me why he's thinking when he's doing he flops and he was going through his editing all methodically like it was walking meant for a beginner filmmaker such as my fault himself share your skills then well he pointed out this one thing about video readers I've watched so many awful reels there's just so many bad ones out there that you can't even watch all the way through these just drag on forever they never really sell the person so I made one that showed of a person roll the tape [Music] [Music] that was a very well shot and edited piece of crap thank you I'm so glad at my premium membership gives me unlimited access to join for classes and communities were all right for me and my goals and you can too without walking to my free trial if you use my link scooped us slash walking de veau free alright thanks a pleasure as always me join more than 7 million creators on Skillshare and you too can be as kaha now I want to really test out these bad boys [ __ ] totally it's oopsie time welcome back to the last part of the episode where we go through all the problems with the last episode this is my sister Hannah inside and today were gonna be looking at the episode I initially called my favorite Swedish person Remi made this point this is very clickable and he was right Louis views into one of our most recent videos so I've changed the title now it's how she skipped school and got praised by the world who wouldn't click on that yeah I know the other way you might notice this happening periodically well videos just get changed it's because they're terrible terrible titles and I have to fix it cuz it's my job biggest oopsie of all breaking Rumi's heart not even a minute into the video I agree that was incredibly inconsiderate of me to be honest - Rumi that he is not that my favorite Swedish person it's not you I'm pretty sure he is definitely a famous person I really like Felix and that says a lot for what I think of rude like everyone in school is like don't do that Greta will haunt you if you're using something plastic that's hilarious getting a little insight into Swedish culture where Greta is just like the main character of a 2012 young adult dystopian book young not like other girls accidentally starts a movement that's so accurate oopsies we need to find some oopsie Oh apparently I pronounced faith fated like feted instead of fated the poo tale teenager is vetted across the world that's fated is it fate fate fate fate oopsy places in Africa wooden behind anorexic rates cops and I were talking about unintentional anorexia as he phrased it which is a slightly different issue there's a really pleasant topic to bring up every time sort of you guys were making greenhouse gas fart jokes but a strong source of methane a greenhouse gas cause in the atmosphere to heat up comes from cow farts flush burps I heard it was more burps than farts yeah approximately 95% of methane produced by bovines is from belching vast majority as cow burps not cow farts the bunch of cows suggested now so that's what's killing our atmosphere I think Asperger's wrong I always thought that sounds even more posh so many of my Caesars to do with pronunciation so this is the easiest ones to call out your right and it's got there's like half dislike fort ISM dog UK says Asperger is pronounced with a hard G the German name should be pronounced with a hard G as there is no soft G in the jacket search for German pronunciation Asperger Asiago I have Asperger this is syndrome lady I'm just trying to say who I get into the character here's an oopsie someone needs to cut back on the spray tanning law about Rumi no he doesn't he looks wonderful next do you like 35 nd it was alright it was not slaves that built the pyramids supposedly it was well-paid engineers I've had people questioning this statement I did get it from Harvard that it was not slaves but they didn't specifically say well-paid engineers and I couldn't remember where I got particular part of the information let's just double-check yeah you're right the Egyptians a contractor he's the only one working on probably mispronouncing that as well Egyptians would have used large sledges by pulled by gangs of workers ok workers isn't the same as slaves well-paid and yeah you're right that's oh that was a stupid thing to say yeah oopsie fair can't find specific examples right now but I know I've seen some comments talking about I do hate Greta like why are you making fun of us if I'm making fun of someone who is very clearly not a horrible person you know that I actually hate that I genuinely hate Greta Thornburg my favorite Swedish person I thought that a video on Greta was important she's doing a lot of good what do you think of that did you watch the video I did watch the video if it's helping then I don't see an issue there I think even if she was being hypocritical and it was still helping it would still be a positive thing if she was sneakily having beef burgers on a jet even if she was flying everywhere if she's made certain people do something to help improve the planet then does it matter and with that thank you for joining us today bhai just meal to see how a gray hair you must be talking about roomie cuz I do not have a gray hair I'm zero gray hairs sure

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Views: 1,635,551

Rating: 4.9176264 out of 5

Keywords: boyinaband, metal, black metal, death metal, corpse, kawaii metal, babymetal, real metal, metalcore, top 10, music, core, reacting, react to, react to metal, genres, metal genres, metal music, heavy metal, moametal, boy in a band, roomie, real, real music, prog metal, djent, 2019, screaming, talent

Id: JqbZqK5bK9w

Length: 21min 59sec (1319 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 31 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/dreamyhunter]

Lol the whole video is freaking hilarious

[u/Dont-quote-me]

BRB, looking up Relentless Doppleganger

[u/AbsentElk]

His sister speaks Japanese and has lived there and he’s done quite a few Japan related videos with her so this doesn’t surprise me too much!

[u/4rKaN4]

Low key I thought he was being sarcastic until he said he un ironically enjoyed Babymetal

[u/cr3i]

YES! What took you so long, Dave? or maybe he's a fan a long ago but yea, with his influence, i hope we will grow

[u/da_one1morelight]

Very cool. I found him because of linkin park, became a fan because he was an LP fan AND did the songs with the youtubers and now I find out he's a Babymetal fan.

[u/meep_meep_mope]

He left out the part where Euronymous was murdered by another band mate, and they had burnt down churches… other stuff. Last podcast on the left did a deep dive for further info Episode 285 and 286.

[u/ChknAd0b0]

Nice! I like this guy, good quality content

[u/perkited]

Any tldr on him? He appears to be a YouTuber (and somewhat popular), but the "band" part makes me think he might actually be in a band?