HELLUVA BOSS - THE CIRCUS // S2: Episode 1 [REACTION MASH-UP]#1674

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[Music] my birthday my birthday it's my birthday but father told me today is the day i am old enough to know my purpose and responsibility of course i'm sure it will be wonderful [Music] [Music] yes right right [Music] are you ready to know what you will be meant to do to serve hell yes father you will be entrusted with the study of the earth stars the stars the prophecies they hold all that stuff in that fun you will begin the studies of your grimoire which will grant you access to the mortal realm to study and observe and you will grow to be a mighty prince of hell with your own legions to lead and pass on your knowledge to i will do my best father wonderful also son you are destined to sire a precautionary addition to the gowisha family so you were now engaged congratulations isn't she charming that's an ugly noise son here how about you cease this [ __ ] crying would you like it if i took you to the circus in town children enjoyed the circus right would that distract you enough from your non-negotiable future marriage smell the poor everyone's favorite thing about certain [ __ ] the [ __ ] clowns oh my god hey you folks want to see me make your horse it's just the same thing over and over again sugar it's like stopped working santa amputate now it's a gross wormhorse see got it he gets it this horses they make no sense okay blizzo that's enough horsing around hey everybody look at this there's banana pudding the clown horsey [Applause] i liked his broken whole stroke it was funny their legs do stop working when they eat too much sugar it's called laminitis [Music] diabetes [Music] that was real great so uh and that little clown you have my son really enjoyed that one i was wondering if i could buy him buy him purchase him yes accurate dad human slavery it exists my son doesn't have any friends you see and he liked the little clown boy it's his birthday he's so sad and i don't want to deal with him can i write a check well fizzeroli is a big draw he has a few more shows how much you got in your pocket we will be on our way [Music] oh that's okay and lastly yes no no pirates of the great pirates if you keep talking about pirates i will punch you i fought bravely but i could never run fast enough they took my legs there was blood everywhere oh no ew no [Music] a job for oh you are going to spend the day with one of the girls damn these horns are huge money now listen carefully you were being born out to be his playmates but i wanted to steal as much from those rich [ __ ] as you possibly can what if i get caught don't you want your family to be able to buy a bigger tent better food don't you want to be able to help your mama out who said you want to help mama then you gotta do this everything those rich [ __ ] have will be worth a fortune but if i'm caught i'm scared dad there are scarier things aren't here is your new friend my son a happy birthday a friend i guess hi uh i'm blizzard i'm stoneless it's nice he blows us idiot right there's a lot of differences and this is my book on plants and herbs did you [Music] you know it would be fun again let's play treasure hunt what's that it's where we pretend we are pirates and we go around the house collecting all the nicest things and then we throw them out the window we throw them out in the window yes since when did pirates throw things out windows since like time come on pirates are always throwing stuff out windows i don't think they had windows what looks like that yes actually well in this game we are throwing them out the window because it's fun well that's an odd game is this an imp game sure why not well if it's what you want to play let's do it why is this working [Music] okay [Music] oh [Music] uh [Music] is [Music] [Music] this is my new grimoire it's a spell book i have to learn it so that i can access the living world the living world like the one with humans and stuff where the sinners come from that's cool yes i'm supposed to learn to use it to study the sky why my dad says i can find prophecies but i don't really know but i'm supposed to that's what my job will be when i grow up to join the rest of the goesha family well you know what i'm gonna do when i grow up i'm around my own circus and i'm gonna be the most famous in ever and i'll be able to do what i wanna do all day i'm gonna make so much money and buy myself a big building with a big office a big office for a circus yeah a big office business horses and the horses like stapler [Music] [Music] yeah i feel like it well i hope i qualify you'd be a good boss you say that with sarcasm but i totes what [Music] [Applause] [Music] or something [Music] [Music] it's no picnic being married to a boring stiff like stole us [Music] [Music] plus it's true so you can come if you want maybe this is later wow i swear to [ __ ] he just lays there staring at the wall and i have to do everything it's embarrassing oh god one egg fell out of me so i could stop pretending to want to [ __ ] his scrawny twig arsenal [ __ ] man do you have anything stronger than this we have abs and your highness bring me all of it we got this nasty imp trying to sneak into your chambers what should we do with him into my chambers really oh well that is concerning [Music] leave him to me i will handle him accordingly [Music] honestly [Music] i know why you were here you do [Music] yes you were here to ravish me weren't you why else would you be breaking into my room you could have asked to visit you know it's been a long time but i have a yeah well you know i figured you know since you're a prince and all it might just be easier to scale the walls and slip on it it's easier than going through your [ __ ] staff you might be here for nefarious reasons if you are sneaking in during the cover of night well i wanted to crash the party and it's always more fun you know to make an entrance i recall how you enjoy making an entrance so over two decades since i last saw you are you still a circus clown no not anymore no i kill people now oh how afraid should i be [Music] well i mean how afraid you were oh well um well i uh you know i was teasing i don't know you seem pretty tense how about i help you out there you know getting a wee bit is it hot i'm starting to feel it getting very hot what are you doing i barely remember your name please [Music] yeah well it's silent now okay so call [Music] what are you doing to me what do you want me to do to you i'm looking right bro well we don't need this [Music] oh what are we doing stay down damn it oh so you like to come on do you like being in charge yeah i sure do oh stop it yes if that's what he wants oh i've never had anyone want me this way you have no idea how long i've craved this kind of passion and how much it means that the one who wants me is my first ever friend all right fine i can do this real fast was the sound of a [ __ ] divorce i know a lot of them [Music] [Music] [Music] kids [Music] [Applause] exhausted sparks in the dark life was suddenly what's between you and i just a comfortable lie i'm the fool who believes when you look in my eyes princess [Applause] raise your voice you have no choice inside your guild [Music] but then you stay around the house despite everything i like tormenting you i want to keep reminding you of what you did i know what i did i would feel bad if i hurt you but we both know i didn't do that you and i were arranged for one reason to birth a precautionary heir to the goesha family nothing more i tried so many years to make it comfortable for us to have this family but it was never enough the only reason i have endured your constant insults and cruelty was for that girl to have a normal life i cannot do this anymore i want you out now what do you mean out i mean out literally out of this palace out of my life we are getting the divorce how dare you what do you think the rest of the governorship family will think and trail i don't care what your arrogant brother thinks and the only thing that goes your family wanted from our marriage is already 17 so it's over i'm done fine i have no desire to stay in the place of a traitorous embarrassment you have fallen from what little grace you had and i know you'll pay for it um [Music] oh was a good episode goddamn four little stolen episodes [Music] [Music] foreign
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Length: 22min 40sec (1360 seconds)
Published: Mon Aug 01 2022
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