Helldivers 2 Review | TRIPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET | Starship Bloopers

this video contains uh many certifiable thought crimes hell divers 2 is an amazing Co-op shooter that plays exactly like no man's Sky except instead of exploring the cosmos you uh die horribly in the S every copy of Hell divers 2 is U is personalized Joel wanted me to fight 10,000 fire ants in a universe where humanity is beset on all sides by curious wildlife and the actual Terminators super Earth the Galaxy's last and only Bastion of medage democracy sends its finest men women and children over seven to liberate and spread freedom to the most horrifying hellscapes known to man where war crimes are not only Justified but are necessary we play as the hell divers Humanity's finest in emancipation and friendly fire incidents but uh there's no need to worry about that last one because we are incredibly Expendable all across the Galaxy Liberty's enemies March ever closer but through the power of teamwork friendship and 500 kg bombs we will fight for freedom for democracy and most importantly because it's really funny dudes be like hell divers to his military propaganda my brother in Christ it worked triple the defense budget wa democracy to what Freedom require they Welly super Earth will never die the the first thing you'll notice upon entering the sces judge of judgment is the incredibly stupid name and yes you are able to name it other things using the Wizard 101 naming scheme things like the pride of Pride star of the Stars Patriot of patriotism and my person personal favorite the founding father of family values because this game has a lot of violence and movies here you to be depicted as the soy wojack the second thing you'll notice upon entering the bridge is the ongoing Galactic war and that we are currently [ __ ] losing the galactic War which is why we need to suit up with exactly three of our friends and choose which planet is in vital need of the democratic process if you don't have any friends then U I hope you can speak good Mand I think I did something to make him mad but to win the galactic War we must first understand the galactic War we can ill afford another malev on Creek which is why I'm going to go over each of the two fronts that are currently reducing us to smears across the Galaxy and uh I'm going to do it at difficulty 7 or above which is coincidentally the perfect enlistment age on the left turn side of the political Spectrum we have the automaton front an enemy focusing on Range tactics heavy armor in slight excess and an extremely high amount of explosive ordinance oh I'm out of here guys later if that sounds a little bit intimidating then don't worry I haven't even gotten to the hord of angry chainsaws yet chainsaw man reference goes in the video here but talking about the automaton front is never complete without talking about the [ __ ] Creek or as it is known by our honored veterans space Vietnam this godamn planet has been single-handedly responsible for most of our casualties my leg is this SpongeBob and that is genuinely impressive considering that a 10 million men have already died in the Battle of the Madagascar Lemur those are considered rookie numbers and were already outpacing the taiping rebellion in fact every single military operation we conduct is in some way related to bevalon Creek and personally I don't really see what all the hype is about after all it's just one planet how important could one planet possibly be I am a human supremacist I am a human supremacist our Supremacy will not in with this planet I am you we will go interdimensional we will unlock the secrets of the universe God has laid them out like Christmas presence for his children boot Camp's got [ __ ] weird recently Malon Creek and by extension the rest of the front is essentially an exercise in how much PTSD one man can possibly get their Firepower is so overwhelming so so absolutely constant that describing it as an endless Retreat where you accidentally accomplish all of your objectives would be very generous as it implies that I do the objectives do [ __ ] [ __ ] this can occasionally push you into what we call a unfortunate tactical positions at which point your main options for survival are going to be U watching your slower friends get burned to death in the make how am I on fire any I will never unhear that scream so yes this planet may be what economists call a bad use of our human cap but after dealing with several days of what I can only describe as angry Fork cfty commissioning oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] is not ocean certified you really need a step ladder for that sir okay call me crazy but I think there's a turret around this corner guys I [ __ ] hate the creek I can safely say that the attachment has become [ __ ] personal and honestly I just want to see how many bodies one planet can hold we lost to Vietnam we lost Afghanistan and yes we definitely lost America so God damn it I am not going to lose this to ones and zeros God gave this galaxy to a non-binary species and service guarantees gender affirmation uh fun facts about the botf front number 10 man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke number nine if you happen to make the mistake of fighting here you're quickly going to realize that most of our forces are Chinese each one taking glorious revenge against the seal plants they work in very auspicious behavior and conversely we guo have been sent by our Barbarian Prince to fight the hordes of angry Roaches for it is the god-given right of the defense Lobby to remind the bugs that it is man who has made in God's imit really can't wait to die on [ __ ] uh legally distinct kenu the termined front sorry the termined population problem is a wide assortment of increasingly horrifying demons each one abandoned by their creators in completely different ways uh my my guy's got a bad case of the Ricker morus we've got small bugs big bugs Immortal bugs bugs that function as artillery and of course the bugs that stalk you at night thankfully for us though napom is an equal opportunity employer and uh a lot of positions are open right now that is to say once you start fighting the bugs you do not stop for about 40 minutes or so because uh they just spawned a battalion from the ground like the goddamn Viet Kong for the third time in a row and I do not have enough raid for this [ __ ] good [ __ ] throw dude I I just want to walk to the McDonald's guys I'm just a level one Goblin it's literally my birthday I'm a little birthday boy and do you want to know the worst part about this war we uh don't really know how they move between planets and I don't think they have what you would call plan rather the turbed simply appear in places they wish to eviscerate kind of like a Whole Foods so uh you can imagine my shock when I learned that those white [ __ ] were trying to gentrify the moon they are ruining the amazing local culture of uh California I hope it's becoming obvious that fighting these things under normal circumstances is what we call a same day shipping to God what the [ __ ] fortunately for us though we have access to a wide variety of unique and hilarious tools which are only accessible bya inputting a series of hand sides informally known as air strike Jutsu whether it's big air strikes bigger air strikes biggest air strike the engine can sustain or air strikes that specialize in killing everything except the enemy there are so many bad guys with so much damage to be done that the most challenging part is keeping your team out of the blast radius I got 500 kog ready God run run run what have you [ __ ] done and yes you do have to throw them which means you can drop them throw the wrong asset and even attach them to enemies that are running into you my personal favorite combination is definitely the napom and chlorine gas for when you really really want your enemies to feel pain inside and out we also offer a gluten-free variety now of course air strikes aren't the only thing we can deliver just most of them because here at the defense department we take care to provide to to provide to provide why can't I say words a wide array of support tools and by support tools I mean the machine gun which are crucial and necessary for fighting uh literally anything we've got flamethrowers jetpacks automatic Blazers that demand Human Sacrifice average American police taser with unlimited ammo automatic targeting and a vendetta against teammates for when you really hate everything in a general direction rail guns that encourage you to fire volleys like Napoleonic line infantry it also has two fire modes called safe mode and unsafe mode and of course the uh giant death robots that randomly explode sometimes what that is the last time I buy a [ __ ] Tesla my uh personal favorite strategy involves everyone giving their mechs to the designated disabled man who will proceed to stay inside of six different wheelchairs for 40 minutes and as a caveat we force him to crawl on the ground between mechs for immersion reasons but honestly all of these Fantastic Tools absolutely pale in comparison to the fast and convenient Resa life of gamer Subs energy drinks here to give you a fantastic boost to your gaming abilities which if you want to win this battle I will now expect a view we and the Chinese are not going to be taking back otou on 8 hours of sleep but uh they did also release a sleep aid in case somebody gives you too much energy how am I getting away with this [ __ ] gamer Subs comes in many different flavors such as guacamole gamer part 9000 Grandpa's ashes and a good it's a it's just good all at the low price of 40 cents per strategy which is literally cheaper than the dirt I am dying over I uh went to Amazon and checked so if you are still watching this video somehow and uh God bless you if you are you can have gamer Subs delivered with 10% off by opening the description and clicking the special stratum code what else do we have uh we have sentry guns in case you really don't want to play the game as well was a strange amount of primaries that are child safe can't wait for the devs to Nerf this one and say some [ __ ] like sorry hell divers command sent us Raton instead of rail gun shells now uh in this kind of environment with this many fireworks casualties are not just expected they are required you uh don't really get to 12 million by being an easy game which is why upon the occurrence of my teammates tragic passing I will gain the ability to replace my friends with a legally distinct hell diver ready to fight and die for the worst planets you have ever seen like my brother in Christ you are fighting over the Arizona ice tea World missions in this game are usually comprised of exploring new and fantastic worlds and then building a Walmart Super Center on them local residence be damned to that end we have a great diversity of missions like geological surveys rescuing civilians who move their heads like confused adens he's like a chicken spreading industrial amounts of carcinogenic gas and launching the [ __ ] nuclear missile we did it Patrick we saved aanu along with a myriad of side objectives which usually boil down to uh killing everything that moves and occasionally loading a gun that will do it for you we uh don't really talk about the eradicate missions because they tend to play themselves all in service to liberate a planet by an astounding 00 3% this isn't a [ __ ] charity all right reach 100% liberation and lose all of it the very next day I am currently reporting to you from the fifth Siege of Hell planets and Hell divers also have a unique blend of beautiful environments like the heaven planet where it is impossible to escape God's light the constant meteor storm planet where it is illegal to stand still the fire tornado Planet the uh weird [ __ ] Animal Planet I'm going to call you a gus shingles ringer and the planet that before it was removed from game randomized your air strikes which made the process of calling a resupply much more interesting please put this back in the game look hell divers is a game that gives you a lot of tools and a lot of places to use them so honestly the task of describing it all to you is a not my [ __ ] job the developers are literally adding things faster than I can show them to you I uh began making this video before Mech existed so inevitably when the day comes that Arrowhead adds the secret third faction that we don't legally know anything about I guess I'll be making a video about it as long as this one gets views overall hell divers 2 is an absolute chaotic mess where every Mission begins and ends with the assumption that we are not going to make it and yet somehow some way I still find a way to disappoint my friends some may consider it difficult While others may consider it [ __ ] [ __ ] but personally surviving Against All Odds in the face of complete absolute abs is a big reason that I still love this game no matter how many game-breaking bugs they introduce uh sorry hell divers this gun's accuracy rating is so high that it causes integer overflow and with the galactic War still ongoing our story of spreading managed democracy has only just begun we have the ships we have the weapons we need soldiers soldiers like the angry Chinese guy service guarantees affordable healthcare they'll keep fighting and they'll win as long as the bug front plays the game today on a more personal note the ministry of Truth extends its gratitude to all of its very kind patrons enabling and financing our propaganda on a truly Galactic scale your money is being put to excellent use making only the funniest and most original content anyways uh time to report to my execution [Music] now [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 15min 14sec (914 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 09 2024