Hearthstone, but dealing damage is a illegal

just like normal you log onto Hearthstone to deal your daily quests and as you queue up into a game you're forced to make a decision on how you want to kill a minion without a second thought you decide to use a card to remove that Minion from the board but little did you know that the Hearthstone development team decided to make a murderer illegal you notice something that pops up on your screen telling you that you have been banned as you're about to send a support email to Blizzard you receive one saying the reason why you have been banned and that this is an initial warning once you agree to the new terms and conditions of hearthstone your account will be unbanned as you go over the new terms and conditions you read over the following line you can no longer commit murder and Hearthstone this includes any violent act towards a minion or a hero even though you're very confused on how the game will be played now you accept the terms and conditions because you know you're addicted to the game you immediately go to the Hearthstone website to see if there's any new patch notes you find some and you're immediately drawn to the very first paragraph the Hearthstone team announced that they will be banning the killing of minions in effort to shift the focus the game towards strategic play in a way from Pure aggression this means that players will no longer be able to use their cards to directly eliminate their opponent's minions or their Hero's face as you read through the reactions of players there seems to be a huge expression of concern that this change will make the game less Dynamic and exciting While others see it as a positive step towards a more strategic and balanced gameplay experience so how do you play Hearthstone now regardless you queue up your favorite class priests because you're some kind of freak and immediately you're presented with a situation on how you want to deal with your opponent's minion unfortunately you don't want to get banned so you leave the meeting on the board and your opponent continuously smacks you in the face until you inevitably lose that game of hearthstone which gets you thinking how can you actually win a game the only two ways you win a game of hearthstone is by killing your opponent dealing lethal damage or having your opponent concede one of them requires murder or the other one doesn't if you can make your opponent concede without dealing any damage to them or their Minions that means you could still play Hearthstone without getting banned you immediately go look at the classes available in the game and you notice a lot of them need to deal lethal damage to get a victory unfortunately for you you do have some cards in your collection that will allow you to win a game as a pacifist the first class you decide to build a deck for is rogue rogue has a lot of cards that allow you to interact with minions without actually hurting them an example would be a card like sap that just politely Returns the minion back to your opponent's hand so they are no longer on the board this is a very big deal as some of the players you are going against still don't know that murder is illegal even though this is a great idea how do you actually beat your opponent they're not going to concede because you sap one of their minions back and that's when you come up with your greatest idea of fatigue now when you draw fatigue and Hearthstone you do it on your turn which means if your opponent is fatiguing you're not doing any damage to them they are doing damage to themselves by drawing a card at the beginning of their turn which allows you to come up with the strategy of not only forcing your opponent to draw cards but sending every single Minion that they play back to their hand this is commonly known as The Mill archetype except this one is a little trickier to play normally when you play this deck you could use the Minions that you play to fight for the board but that's against the terms and conditions now regardless you feel very optimistic and you queue up your very first game against a death knight you do your Mulligan very carefully plan out your plays but then you noticed immediately that your opponent is hitting you in the face you try to keep your composure bounce minions back to their hand and play secrets in order for you to get to the late game but inevitably it does not matter if your opponent keeps throwing Spells at your face there's no way for you to stop them which means you end up losing this game of hearthstone you decide you need some healing in your deck so you make some changes to it and queue up for your next game against a hunter unfortunately for you the hunter is Out For Blood and will use his hero power every single turn and there is no way for you to stop it so you lose the game the next game you go against a warrior that seems to be playing a little bit more defensive he does smack you in the head with his weapon but overall this one is not as aggressive as the last two opponents this allows the game to come to an interesting point where you have to make a decision that could get you banned or not if you sap a minion while your opponent has a full hand of cards that minion is destroyed you're not sure if that means that you're dealing harm to the minion but regardless you do it anyways knowing the consequences to your surprise there is no message received from blizzard meaning that this is in compliance with the new terms and conditions for the game unfortunately your opponent who is very bloodthirsty realizes that your minions aren't attacking anything which means they could completely ignore them and just hate your face and since none of your minions are dying there's no more room to play another one which means you inevitably lose this game luckily in your collection there are a couple of cards that give adjacent minions taunt not only does this force your bloodthirsty opponent to attack your minions but it frees up board space and to be the difference of you dying or living you queue up your next game going against a mage but it seems like they did not read the new rules of hearthstone and will inevitably be banned after this game fortunately for you your deck is really well suited for this matchup you can continuously bounce minions back to their hand and inevitably get to the late game where you have some very powerful effects one of those effects is vanish being able to send a wide board back to your opponent's hand is a very big deal with a very well timed Vantage you send a ton of minions back to your opponent's hand making a couple of them disappear and your opponent does something drastic your opponent plays a puzzle box of yogg-saron forcing your opponent to cast a cataclysm that completely removes every card in your opponent's hand this is your chance to win your first game under the new rules of hearthstone you plan out your turns you execute them to Perfection forcing your opponent to do nothing else but draw fatigue as the Mage plays their last turn you know that you have won a game without dealing any damage to a minion or your opponent's face unfortunately for you you received another email from blizzard telling you that this is a gray area of hearthstone of bouncing a minion back to your opponent's hand and killing them and this will be a bannable offense if you do it again you go back to your collection to build a brand new deck to find another way of winning a game of hearthstone under the new rules you remember that if your opponent concedes it counts as a win so you decide to build a deck known as hostage Shaman you queue up against a warlock that is unsuspecting of what's about to happen to them they are still hitting your face but as long as you're not destroying any minions you were not worried about getting banned from blizzard the great thing about this deck is freezing the board since you could do it multiple times it stops your opponents from attacking you and you're not hurting them making your opponent's minions a little cold doesn't count as violence what is violence is what you're about to do to them psychologically which is force them to stay into this game until they inevitably get too frustrated and they're forced to hit the concede button this is done because shutterwalk replays all of the battle cries that you play and because you can play multiple shutter walks in one turn they are forced to watch a ton of animations every single term takes multiple minutes and your opponent cannot do anything about it because they won't be able to stop you from playing the shutter walks and that is why it's called hostage Shaman and even though morally you don't feel very good about it you just want to be able to climb in your favorite game after playing your very first round of shutterwalks your opponent already had enough and decided to concede as soon as possible but you still have to sit through all the animations Hearthstone is your favorite game do you really want to be playing hostage Shaman for the rest of your life causing mental trauma to your opponent so you decide to try one more deck as you go through your collection you realize you could make one more Deck with Druid your wink condition is still gonna be with fatigue but you're not going to be sapping any minions instead we will be using ramp in order for us to get to our win conditions sooner you queue up a game against the priest that appears to actually have read the new rules of hearthstone they're not attacking the first minion that you summoned and it feels like this will be a very easy game to win you hit Guff on five which is the best card in your deck allowing you to have up to 20 Mana crystals instead of 10 which makes the entire combo that much easier the combo is basically using King tog waggle into azaleena Soul Thief so that if your opponent tries to swap decks back you could swap them again forcing your opponent to run out of resources without dealing any damage emotional trauma but most importantly giving you a victory without breaking any new rules in Hearthstone immediately after the victory you go online to share your brand new deck idea and see that blizzard has revoked the recent changes to Hearthstone and attacking minions and your opponent face is allowed for the game again well at least your account is in banned right

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Length: 8min 49sec (529 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 13 2023