He Wanted to Fight Me!

[Music] where's mona lisa is that art is this art is this art all day i thought it was going to be a lot bigger isn't it crazy that one's just way more famous than that one some [ __ ] walked in here with a cake and whipped it up that [ __ ] like could you imagine it was a long walk for throwing a cake dude [Music] why are they always so small french people got tiny dicks or what that's me holding key one bro that guy has no penis bro balls are no dick she's got the biggest arms i've ever seen in my life it looks like i should go to the gym and only do curls my gosh that's what i need i'm trying to look like that these guys are going to defend their land they're spartans and they're butt naked and everyone's wondering why i'm around naked like it's weird i don't know i'd rather be naked i'd rather be naked right now he has a sword dude he could cut his dick off with that sword you can show it it's covered don't you gotta blur it who's man is this bro yo what's he doing he's copying that [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] i thought i was taking a picture of the feet i was like wouldn't it be cool if in history you found that back in the day little people ruled the world was it a bathroom knife ow dude oh jeez [Laughter] i got you something but he doesn't brush his teeth enough his breath only smells bad when he smokes weed [Music] some people just need a huge is [Music] cheers no no no no no no no no no no no no no cut to us getting dinner on the eiffel tower with him france [Laughter] he doesn't want to [ __ ] he said he wanted to though right he said he wants to [ __ ] your mom you're good yes [Music] [Laughter] you ride with me i got you for life bro this that's expensive [ __ ] i was able to take that no but you eating greasy food bro you eat the best so good huh [Laughter] that i'm thinking about it oh how is it ah that's [ __ ] funny dude that's gooey very cool why didn't you get a burger oh i didn't order this then i'll eat that [ __ ] [ __ ] it okay yeah you gotta eat one bro bro i i tried yeah peer pressure sometimes no joke man i thought he was gonna puke dude today we're gonna go to the dmv i have to get my license renewed and a lot of you don't know this but i've been ordained as a minister of the church of the flying spaghetti monster you're allowed to wear this on your head during your dmv photo my family has been with this church for a long time i used to be ashamed of it but i've obviously grown out of that don't really care what people think anymore but when i was little i used to anything you want to add [Music] imagine i get pulled over and i'm wearing that pasta farm this is crazy man i always wanted this dude since i was a little kid the rest of the vlog i just had this on that lady was not having it that's what you're talking about doing that yeah i've never heard of that you swear on the holy bible that you believe in this like what [ __ ] i'm a [ __ ] spaghetti monster dude the [ __ ] you swearing your mom's life you're a spaghetti monster i was like i thought she was about to ask i was like it's not that deep man it's loose now josh do i wear this forever now or what you showered it can you still get your hair wet cameron's coming back to america he got his passport we immediately booked him a flight let's go baby all right we're on our way to frankie's he hasn't seen cameron in like four years so cameron said he should get in the trunk and then i should tell frankie like i got something cool and then open the trunk and surprise frankie good yeah all right don't talk or i'm pulling into his driveway oh there he is there he is i just bought this is it a snake dude no not sure it's no there's no prank no frank why is he on the camera no cause it's sick we're showing everyone just press the button what if you get here dude he just got approved what the [ __ ] what is that rocket chalky who are you talking to hello cassidy hello y'all kids are you talking santa claus call santa claus santa claus are you here cameron's my ranch hand hurry get in here be free be free [Laughter] [Music] i can't make them come out here i've never noticed their knees are backwards they got backwards knees oh dude he's getting your dick watch your dick bro uh-oh they're getting cameron [Music] dude i'm scared they're friendly bro oh [ __ ] they're friendly bro wow [ __ ] it's my ass you guys hopping in or what he said jump in the water's nice give us like 10 minutes real quick 10 minutes i'm just kidding hey guys gosh hey guys big day for us what the [ __ ] we're trying to film big day for us guys we got roscoe in la for the first time and cameron's back finally just it's just five minutes five minutes five minutes you're good you're good you're good you're only good because i think you would probably be able to beat me up in a fight but if you were smaller in size you would not be good three years karen's been gone years bro he finally touched down the united states of america thanks to uh some friends of mine at the u.s embassy roscoe needs some grills they wouldn't let him through tsa too many diamonds we're about to uh check out this shop real quick and you know get some temps where do we get girls at your city i don't even know where i'm at i just like the weather here man la sucks aircon stop tickling me who the [ __ ] that is no good vibes out here man good vibes oh my [ __ ] what's up bro how you doing pretty good bro gang do you have uh teeth i feel this would be cheaper than braces and to get it fixed you know how much one thousand dollars because you get camera right no no camera no it's okay the camera is okay he's rich man i wish i was rich we would be at johnny dangs if i was rich how much is this ice cream how much is this 5.99 it says 5.99 20 for two yes sir deal he's famous tv he's in tv yeah yeah i'll take it thank you good photo good photo where's cameron oh i got scared i felt like i lost my kid dude don't you ever do that to me again i need to see cameron up here bro this is the setting for cameron every single show with cartel someone of power to the one underneath them ready nino nino every time every of us don't don't they why is that narcos ozark every show cops cops cops [Music] [ __ ] lights [Music] what did you get here dude

Channel: Danny Duncan

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Id: RDww87tGeTw

Length: 12min 38sec (758 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 12 2022