He Cheated On Me, So I Seduced the Other Woman! | r/ProRevenge | #399

hey everybody rob here it's time for a story from the pro revenge archives revenge on my cheating fiance was bad but the karma was brutal let's jump right in thank you to all our new subscribers over the past few weeks and if you haven't yet please hit that subscribe button for more daily reddit stories this happened to me about 1999-2000 when i was 19 to 20 years old my friend told me that this was the juiciest revenge and karma he's ever heard of and that i should post it here if you've ever been cheated on by someone you love this is for you i was single after around five years with my then boyfriend and had finally mustered the courage to tell my junior high school crush let's call him douche nozzle about the candle i'd been holding for him for the past seven years ever since the first time we met i was still somewhat new to the pacific northwest after leaving my home of alaska and figured well he's in alaska and i'm here and never moving back so i might as well let the unspoken thing be spoken get the answer i'm sure is coming and move on with my life i was pretty sure that once i laid down all the cards he wouldn't have wanted to be friends with me anymore or would have said something like i am not into you that way i was expecting at most an awkward conversation with him that may have explained my behaviors over the years i had known him much to my surprise he reciprocated my expression of sincere love douche nozzle and i had been friends for all that time and though i never dropped hints to him about it i did tell my closest friend at the time he and i even kissed once during our first school year together and even though i wanted to i didn't ever press the issue or pursue him further giving him the chance to take the lead which he didn't his words to me were poetic and so full of promise including him saying how i always had a thing for you and never knew how to approach you and i was so afraid you would reject me and i'd be humiliated and so on the same kind of stuff i had told him seven years later having not the slightest clue that he was going to react that way at all it made me question my decision about never moving back i mean never after the phone call professing love for each other that word never seemed so extreme if i relaxed that decision maybe i could have the opportunity for the relationship i had wanted for so long i had a really great perk with a family member who was a pilot and was able to fly on a buddy pass standby ticket pretty often so i decided to fly up to alaska every couple of weeks to see douche nozzle once the news got around everyone in our circle of friends would exclaim oh my god you and douche nozzle i always hoped you two would end up together you are the perfect couple i thought it was super cheesy and romantic but it actually felt validating and nice because that's what i had envisioned and hope people would say about us i was always very careful to avoid dating or even flirting with anyone i went to school with for the sake of avoiding interpersonal drama and gossip at school which would have disrupted so much more than my education after several months of traveling to see him every couple of weeks he asked me to marry him i said yes and then without hesitation started planning to move back to alaska to be together and start our life there in our hometown i made plans for the move packing up all of my belongings and parcel shipping everything i owned thankfully it wasn't much because i was still so young and didn't own any furniture douche nozzle and i were going to live together at his place where he had a roommate let's call him bicycleman who i will never forget and the reason why is coming up in the scant number of days before my final flight back up to anchorage i started feeling kinda icky and gross and after several days of that followed my intuition and took a pregnancy test i found out i was pregnant and i was so overjoyed that i called him one evening to tell him about it there was already a party going on at his place i spoke with douche nozzle briefly and said i have some news i want to share with you and he said but first i have to tell you about this really cool artist chick and he told me about this girl who came to the party let's call her thought yes a terrible nickname used only because i am too lazy to think of a better acronym and it made me laugh when it first occurred to me i was irked by the way he was talking about her and realized this is not the time for a big reveal i think i said to douche nozzle something like don't do anything you'll regret he asked me to call him later on to tell him whatever the news was so i said i would and then i did hours later whoever answered the phone said that douche nozzle was there but couldn't come to the phone right now i had this awful stomach sinking feeling because i already had an intuitive feeling about what was happening douche nozzle never called me back that evening i called him the next morning no answer i was heartbroken that evening i finally got to talk with him and reminded him i have news but he interrupted me to say i have to tell you something and my stomach sinking feeling was now turning to nausea he admitted that he cheated on me with thought all while the time i was trying to reach him the night before i hung up the phone on him and threw up he didn't call me back to ask what my news was i called him back later on to verbally upgrade him and all he could do was ask for forgiveness and tell me that it was a mistake and that he still wanted me to come there i told him there was no chance that i would marry him after that that was not a mistake buddy that was a choice i said i would be up there to get my things and then i'd be gone for good it took every ounce of my emotional strength to verbalize my thoughts without screaming i miscarried the pregnancy that week add that on to the absolute devastation that this person i had longed for after all these years didn't actually intend on a committed relationship after proposing to me and then i had to deal with the immense pain of losing my first pregnancy and then to top that off i had to fly up to anchorage weeks before christmas to pick up all of the stuff i had already parcel shipped there wait for it to arrive with nowhere else to go but douche nozzles home i had to face him and be around him after having my heart thoroughly crushed i knew also that all of our mutual friends and our families would either learn the truth or would be told lies if douche nozzle tried to save face about his mistake i didn't know douche nozzle to be that kind of person but then i didn't know him to be a cheater either so all bets were off when it came to an educated guess about what course of action he would take so i got on the plane flew up north to alaska and of course douche nozzle didn't remember that he told me the day before that he'd picked me up at the airport or he didn't think it was worth it whatever it was it was the most awful feeling to be forgotten about and left there stranded even more humiliating was when an elderly couple at the airport saw me waiting alone picked up my lost girl vibe and asked me if i was okay and i lost my calm demeanor broke down in tears at the airport i shooed away the well-meaning couple because i couldn't keep my [ __ ] together long enough to be gracious about any help they could have offered i finally got a cab and went out to his place banged on the door outside and waited until i couldn't feel my fingertips anymore and the racket finally woke up bicycleman who let me inside douche nozzle was in his room passed out on his bed i went to the living room couch and waited i didn't know exactly how to confront him so i didn't he already knew how i felt based on our phone call following his confession i acted like i no longer cared about it because the last thing i wanted to be seen as was a crazy ex there was no way i was going to let his behavior and choices besmirch my reputation so i acted cool and dispassionate as if it were all just a matter of fact and to a relationship i kept to myself as much as possible douche nozzle must have taken this as some sort of sign that we were just or only friends as if we never had a relationship as if he had never asked me to marry him and he had the bright idea to invite thoth over to meet me it turns out douche nozzle told thought that i was just a friend and he never told her about our relationship engagement me visiting frequently to see him me moving there to be with him etc it was like i was just erased and discarded looking back this is a very clear case of a narcissist relationship pattern of idealize devalue discard every moment between arriving there and leaving felt like it was just me crying and feeling so incredibly hurt that it broke my whole world i had sacrificed my family who had all moved to the pacific northwest by that point i left my job so that i could move back to alaska and be with douche nozzle i was so into the idea of a relationship with him it didn't even feel like i had sacrificed for the sake of our relationship but i did and it hit me that i sacrificed family and job who had never hurt me at least not in the way douche nozzle had hurt me i regretted leaving them to be with douche nozzle and his empty promise of love when the news spread to our mutual friends and his family no one could understand why douche nozzle and i were split up while everyone understood why i was crying and upset no one really knew what to do with the constant stream of tears i maintained my composure as being the not crazy axe to the best of my ability this all happened in front of people who knew both of us for years they were dumbfounded about thought and what she was doing with douche nozzle they put the puzzle pieces together themselves i kept my mouth shut and only stated facts when i was asked yes douche nozzle would rather be with her so he is with her i'm here waiting for my things to arrive so that i can ship them back and then i'm getting on the next flight out of here one day out of the total two weeks i was there bicycle man remember came out of his room and saw me and my silent waterfall of tears and just said to me douche nozzle is a total [ __ ] if i were you i would be crying too for some reason that made me feel better about the whole thing bicycle man was a muscly badass to a young woman like me and for him to say that made me feel like the world wasn't such a cruel place after all i had still not told anyone about the pregnancy or the loss because even though i was grieving and in pain if i mentioned any of that i knew that i would be treated like a crazy ex who was making up stories to make him feel worse or make it all about poor me and i just didn't need any more [ __ ] on top of that i suffered in silence and perfected the art of crying without making a sound so that i wouldn't draw anyone else's attention to my grief over those two weeks douche nozzle invited thought over frequently he probably thought it was no big deal to me he was not thinking about me or how his behavior was affecting me i was in a state of shock i never thought he would treat me like that after i had known him for so long and had never seen him behave in that way i stayed on the couch while the two of them had their fun in douche nozzle's room within earshot a move like that is such an [ __ ] thing to do that i am still surprised it didn't instantly place his likeness in the dictionary under the definition of sociopath i didn't have the energy to confront douche nozzle or to argue as to why doing something like that was cruel and heartless if he didn't know that already me telling him wasn't going to teach him the basics of empathy i was so angry at him that i wanted to hurt him even worse than he had done to me before i left i concocted a plan to poison his new relationship with thought this is where the revenge plot comes into play i am bisexual and i knew that thought was at least flexible in that regard and obviously she was willing to move fast with someone so at yet another party night a seemingly regular occurrence at that house i got thought all to myself before she got drunk for long enough to seduce her i shot both of us in douche nozzle's room meanwhile everyone else was getting too drunk to get that anything could have been happening in there douche nozzle was occupied with the guess and may not have noticed we were missing after we were finished i told her why i was there and told her about my history with douche nozzle with an icy and dispassionate apathy that illustrated how much douche nozzle was dead to me i told her if he cares about me enough to propose to me and then do what he did with you after i've known him for years just imagine what he'll do to you suddenly she understood why i had been so somber when i was introduced to her she had no idea that i was anything more than an innocent friend of douche nozzles she didn't know why i was there in alaska or why i was waiting for boxes she didn't know anything she felt profoundly guilty and regretful despite the fact that she didn't know any better she had been deceived and i had been too gracious to lose my cool or cause a scene at a house party or in front of anyone else as would have been expected when i was in private with her i told her everything including how i had pined after him since i was 12 years old because my adolescent hormones didn't know better douche nozzle walked in on us and must have assumed that nothing was wrong only because nothing violent or terrible was happening in the moment that was either hubris or drunkenness on his part there was no confrontation again the party went on and thought left the next day douche nozzle asked me what i was doing with thought i said to him she was an easy piece of ass and i'm not surprised you were able to get busy with her the same day you met her i just happened to do the same thing you did i didn't see her that way i said that to him because it was the most emasculating thing i could think of the look on his face seemed to suggest that his dick had shriveled and inverted into his body he looked more mortified than i've ever seen him i still played my poker face he didn't know what to say after that so he said nothing and changed the subject i made him feel just as small and insignificant as he had made me feel mission accomplished or so i thought there's more i got my belongings finally and shipped them all straight back to where they came from i got myself on another flight out of there a day or so later didn't ever see thought again i didn't hear from douche nozzle again for the next five years five years later i was married and had just learned that week that i was pregnant with my first child i got an email from douche nozzle he tracked me down through social media back in 2005. he said that he wanted to catch up with me and so i obliged him with a phone call thinking i was going to gloat about being married and having a kid or some [ __ ] douche nozzle told me all about all the karma that went down after i left said you didn't go crazy while you were here but whatever you did planted a seed that grew into something that destroyed my life he didn't say that word for word but close to it i think he used the word cancer in there somewhere perhaps my intentions to avenge my dead fetus invited my guardian angels demons may be more likely to intercede in the situation karma in order of appearance thought cheated on him with his best friend and then moved him with the dude only two weeks after i had left ouch he got fired from his job on christmas eve his boss was another mutual friend who had heard about what he did to me decided he didn't want the guy working at his video store anymore ouch his truck broke down in front of an electrical station got impounded he didn't have enough money to get it out since he lost his job so he lost his truck too ouch that is pretty bad when you live in a place like alaska in the middle of the winter his family caught wind of what went down with me and disowned him ouch i thought that was pretty extreme what did they hear i never found out but just chalked it up to karma after thought was gone his remaining friends unsurprisingly threw another drinking party at his place except that this time they got douche nozzle wasted drunk and then beat the crap out of him and threw him out of his own home into a snow berm and locked him out he took refuge with a neighbor but later on he had to leave the state because he had been shunned by all his remaining friends had no family or job or truck etc and was now single without even a thought to lean on when we spoke he had been living in texas and rethinking his life and wanted to know how i was doing after our friendship ended and that was when i decided that the time was right to tell him about the baby we could have had and then distinguished guest was when he started to cry and i told him how much it sucked for me to feel like i couldn't have told him about before for the reasons i mentioned above and then i heard his full on ugly cry on the other line he was sobbing on the other line and couldn't stop apologizing he said i had no idea you were pregnant i felt a momentary indignant rage and sublimated it with another poker face moment in my matter of fact emotionless response we had sex so it's not like it was impossible for that to happen i tried to tell you at the time it was more important for you to confess your horrible choice than listen to my news you didn't have any idea that i was pregnant because you didn't care to know you didn't even ask more sobs on the other end of the line and more apologies than i've ever heard in my life from anyone i ended our call by saying it's really okay i don't hate you i wanted to say i pity you but held my tongue things are better for me now i'm married and we just found out that we are pregnant with our first child anyway it's really been nice catching up with you and finding out what happened with your life sorry to hear it's been difficult let's keep in touch he didn't i don't know why he bothered contacting me in the first place because he must have had some idea how that call was going to go down but he probably wasn't counting on finding out that he could have been a father and we could have had a family together if only he hadn't crushed the heart of someone who actually cared about him in hindsight that relationship was nothing more than me confusing his charm his words words words and my infatuation and pining away for actual love i spent so much time wondering and questioning what i had done to deserve him doing all of that to me what i didn't realize was that he didn't do any of that because of me or to punish me for any reason he did all of that because the only person he had been thinking about was himself it took me many more years before i would learn how to identify narcissistic behavior and now looking back i realized that i had narrowly escaped getting myself stuck in alaska and romantically committed to a person who has little capacity for empathy and doesn't feel remorse when he wronged someone i learned how to get revenge by maintaining my grace and composure stating only the facts keeping my emotions to myself and my demeanor together just long enough to plant doubt in the heart of the new other woman five years after he crushed my heart he cried enough to fill a bottle with his tears and my satisfaction poured it over the flowers on the grave of our tiny dead fetus i'm sorry baby in the words of bob marley the biggest coward is the man who awakens a woman's love with no intention of loving her opie i'm glad things have turned around for you and wish you the best of luck with your new life i'd like to thank op for posting their story to the pro revenge subreddit you can visit them at the links in the description below please go there and give them an upvote once again this is rob from karma comment chameleons and thanks for watching if you enjoyed the video please hit that subscribe button drop a like and share it with your friends and we'll see you in the next one you

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