He Bought a Pet PARASITE Off the Dark Web?!

i don't have health insurance oh no chester okay take me to my doctor he has a special doctor that he doesn't need health insurance for sounds legit dude what the hell is that normally a pokemon so my last life of luxury video got over a hundred thousand likes in 10 days i was not expecting that and because i promised another life of luxury reaction video when we hit 100k but there is no new life of luxury video to react to probably won't be a new one for another month or so they're usually spaced out by a month or a couple months i decided to instead in the meantime react to one of their luxury dark channel videos that a lot of you have been suggesting i react to which makes me really scared especially because the title of this is we bought a parasite off the dark web a paris site what's up guys welcome back to a brand new episode of luxury dark woo to welcome us back let's smash 100 000 likes on this video you heard him 100 000 likes on this video and then i'll make another one while we wait for the new life of luxury to come out by the way if this video grosses me out i'm blaming all of you chester found a new site on the dark course it sells exotic pests wait a minute new species what where are the scientists why are they not on this site now every time we've ordered an animal off of one of these sites has been terrible but chester's been asking me for a new pet so tonight we're gonna sit down and check out this site because we don't learn lessons from anything that we do okay so the site here seems to have a lot of options what is love cats love cats exotic pets pets are meant to provide love to their human friends but some of these pets require additional love themselves these pets will crawl inside your heart and make a home even when you no longer desire it great what are love cats love cats worms who is it bro is your mom home is it your mom what was that parker's like is that your is your mom home is that your mom is it your mom okay we can film but we gotta be quieter right they weren't being that loud what do you want to check out wait what about the parasites well let me scroll a little bit no go to parasite well no i'm not dude what is that image of a parasite we don't want to buy this a person could be a great pet why how dude haven't you ever wanted a pet that you both love and fear it's like that michael scott quote would i rather be feared or loved it's like both i want people to be afraid of how much they love me i want to be afraid of how much i love this parasite why would you want to fear your pet for the adrenaline rush these just appear to be different kinds of worms ew ew that's good okay so he loves worms the skin peeler the swedish horse worm dermatophyte vermis the bedworm and the hogwarts ew why i want the skin peeler oh it looks happy look at it it's smiling i think it's cute it's pretty disgusting dude this is not something that you would keep as a pet bro it's a bed worm it probably sleeps in your bed it's not going to bug you it's bed words let's read the description here but it's bedward says this parasite enters the human through the nose it will wrap around the brain and spinal column the human can function normally with this parasite oh okay warning do not handle directly parasites will get excited by the sight of human skin dude how are you afraid of this thing it's a worm you don't even have to touch it or see it i'll keep it in my room look how happy it is i'm not afraid of it i just don't trust where we're getting it from we don't know what this is dude i promise i'll deal with it let's just get it oh my god i hope they name him gerald so i guess we just ordered this thing how much was it almost 3 600 dude this thing's gonna be sick it's going to be the coolest pet you've ever had why are you saying you've ever had it's going to be your pet though he's like i don't want anything to do with this thing two days later okay guys so we just got an email a few minutes ago that the package was delivered so i'll let you sleep and see wow here's your parasite enjoy dude look at this stuff okay so there's like a jar and some stuffing in here okay so they have gloves here what's in the jar should we put these gloves on bro before we touch anything let's see what's in the jar first why are you not using the safety gloves what do we name him gerald oh he looks dead ew ripped off bro what what are you doing no chester hold on why would you not put the club see what we got ripped off oh no [Music] yeah why are you not treading this thing yo come on go put some cold water in there put some cold water in it come on go go go cold water what is cold what what did it is it nobody they're not checking to make sure it's like completely shut it just keeps opening i'm fine dude it's not a big deal it doesn't hurt anymore let me see it let me see it stop it's not a big deal it doesn't hurt anymore dude come on bro all right uh i i guess i guess i'll update you guys in the situation oh no what's gonna happen to chester uh it's been a couple hours since that thing bit chester he told me he's fine but he's been moaning in his room non-stop so i gotta go he's like i can't let him know i was wrong about the parasite dude you're covered in sweat dude ew are you feeling okay you don't look fine bro yo let me take you to the hospital right now bro this is ridiculous please do come on let's go i can't well you can or can't what i don't have health insurance oh no chester you're going to die bro die or go through doctors open yeah let's go okay okay let's go he has a special doctor that he doesn't need health insurance for sounds legit we head out to chester's doctor's office all right let's see let's see what what doctor they're going through in the middle of the night doctor right now okay it's right here it's here it's 1am and they're going to this random doctor's this is not a doctor's office who would have thought this is out of his house okay there's no legitimate doctor that does that yo let's knock on this guy's door dr mumbly doesn't need health insurance works out of his house and works at 1am seems about right is eating a can of beans what is this uh are you doctor momly yeah yes could we come in yeah i love this man oh my god yes i would let him perform surgery and give me medication for sure oh yes yes is he though what put it on i'm pretty sure this man is a serial killer where is this video going this is a roller coaster of emotion let's just get this over with doctors in quote office excuse me sir can i see your medical license what's that okay put your feet up here okay he just ignores the question about the medical license he's like yeah it's there i got it from the internet don't worry dude what the hell is that we'll compare it to last week what the hell is this guy talking about what is happening i'm not convinced this guy's a doctor bro he's like gotta keep eating my beans oh yeah what's your problem um what's your problem parasite bed me oh i i just want to check if they have some parasitic eggs in me you got worms you got worms he's like love helping people that's why i got my medical license on google i just printed it out aren't you gonna wash your hands first dude this guy didn't wash his hands in the middle of a pandemic ew oh god dude he's gonna put that in your mouth is that just a wire oh my god dude oh my god i can't show that oh dude what is this that's inside of you it smells absolutely disgusting oh bro what is that what is it inside of you bro oh no dude oh my god dr humbly what the what the hell is that ew you got worms dude that is not good bro it's so funny you got worm herbs i love this doctor dr mobley what that what i need to hear it again you got the music dude that is not good bro where does this guy practice i want to be his patient is there anything we can do it's like i don't i don't know reputation huh if you say what do you want to have you date his his stomach just the middle just the middle part you don't need the middle part bro let's get out of here normally what no stop it stop it stop it stop it good dude seriously stop okay take it back i don't want to see this doctor can we do anything else don't you have like a pill or something we'll amputate the middle don't worry he's like oh you want a pill instead of me cutting out the middle of you fine sure whatever if that's what you want i will give you this random pill and don't drink water or consumption for the next 72 hours dude what the hell that does not sound like anything a doctor would say oh my god i can't believe how far this has gone wait also what was this little bit bro let's get out of here i wish my doctor was a pokemon okay thank you okay yeah all right thanks how much does he owe you uh 45 bucks as a deal i only got 10 marks on me yeah that's fine that's fine okay okay ten bucks that's fine anyone can tell that that guy should not be practicing medicine he literally just saved my life and you only had to pay him ten dollars how did he save your life by giving you those pills dude people are literally advil this guy knows what he's doing i'm taking them dude that's not gonna do anything let's go to an actual hospital this is ridiculous can i learn more about dr mumbly like what is his deal i think i'm just gonna go to bed i think the pills are working the advil no dude you have a parasite in you dude i'm fine don't worry about me i'm just gonna go to bed it's like no it said i could function with him in me it's fine where's the other parasite the one that they did not close the lid on chester man are you okay yeah fine i put the parasite in a warm and dark place right uh yeah oh no oh no oh it broke out oh yeah gerald's good he's smiling over there just like he was in his photo okay ah yeah so the parasite is not in that jar i have no idea where it went so i'm not feeling too good right now oh you don't say chester and it wasn't there before i think the medication is working i've been trying to sleep but i keep waking up to this weird noise first i thought i was imagining it listen i think i gotta go wake up chester is it gerald is gerald making cute noises [Music] oh i hate all of you i hate all of you for making me watch this is so gross is he dead oh his sunglasses are gone here wake up dude the sunglasses are gone now what oh my god it's gerald it's gerald step on him he's smiling step on him burn him with fire oh there he goes there he goes there he goes there he goes well now chester has two parasites maybe they'll fall in love come on let's go no you got to go back to dr monthly but that probably didn't go the way that they anticipated we went to the hospital and immediately begged the doctors to pump chester's stomach a doctor there pumped chester's stomach and removed several parasites some being over three feet long apparently the hospital had never seen the type of parasites that were in chester's body they think it might be an undiscovered species can they name it dr mumbly episode that was not enjoyable at all and i'm still praying for chester's health he's right there remember 100 000 likes for the next episode to be released hold on i have to hear hold on one more time i have to hear it my favorite character get out of here normally what the entire doctor scene is by one of my favorite parts of the light life of luxury luxury dark universe i think i've ever seen favorite character of all time dr mumbly who also likes to do amputations by holding out a scalpel like this his favorite food is beans out of a can and he also hates washing his hands thank god for you dr mumbling i just googled medical license license to practice medicine know ye that a doctor mumbly yeah i'm sure this is what he he just printed up one of these put his state in his name he's good to go all right well i both love you guys for introducing me to dr mumbly but also hate you guys because that was disgusting besides gerald's smile look at him oh but like i said earlier if you want me to do another life of luxury type video before any new ones come out then make sure you leave a like and if we hit 100 000 likes i will do another one before the new one comes out and in the meantime if you're looking for something else to watch why not check out one of these videos there's also a subscribe button right there click or tap that if you're new and you like creepy weird things this is the perfect channel for you and as always i will see you guys soon

Channel: LaurenZside

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Id: 43ill8tEtoY

Length: 16min 9sec (969 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 29 2022