He Ate too Much Cement (Big Ounce’s Funeral)

whoa is that an armadillo oh don't mind if i do why look at this welcome back to happy bar land morning sir you've amassed quite a sum of poop here and he's about to do oh there you go they made watermelons from minecraft a real thing put your hands in his mouth right now what are these things on its back look who's life i just saved you guys big ounce is dying again he's starving he needs alligator guard to eat now look how hungry he is he needs an alligator guard to eat what's that big house what do you say you need an alligator guard to eat or else you'll die don't worry son i'm on well well well look whose life i just saved by cleaning out this pool an adorable baby boy all right son how's about you go back under the foundation of my house or wherever you were living how about we let travis scott eat you speaking of which i need to thaw out a little frozen mouse for mark zuckerberg to eat that's it though parker's queen and kanye all live under the house and i'm gonna go catch a ghost what's up guys going after gator guard today again listening to a little pump all right we're just gonna push this little brand new kayak that uncle ben got down this hill let's go ahead and see it look at this brand new nice thing that uncle ben got look at those adorable little cows over there right at the first spot we saw coyote tracks armadillos and even gator tracks look at these there's a gator track we're still using the same carp we caught in the last couple of videos is bait and kyle the fish whisperer here was nice enough to show us the most humane way to catch them with rod and the premise of this new method is to hook them directly in the mouth and not let them swallow the hook which most car anglers do but oh he missed the hook set my turn let him go bro he's really moving there's the float out there they really made fish from minecraft a real thing so why did they just take it and then like go like 20 feet away they're running from other gar trying to eat it you can click it i'll let you know when now take a look at old uncle ben's pristine hook set how's about y'all go in the comments and say wow uncle ben that sure was a decent hook set we're proud of you and we love you but yeah i fought this thing for what seemed like an hour but it was really only like five minutes as you can see the way kyle's rig works is it hooks them right in the mouth without letting them swallow the bait or the hook look at the sheer power of this amazing animal come on in here just lift him put your hands in his mouth right there in the corner definitely not in his throat at all awesome dude will we be able to get that out of there yeah we'll try well well well well well look what we finally got adorable baby boy now what are these things on its back you guys oh are these parasites on its back look at that what are they called they're on most of the garbage yeah there's a ton of them take a look at this incredible dinosaur of a fish you guys this is literally a dinosaur you think we can eat can we eat these things they're like little squids look at that weird little thing so right now kyle is doing something very loving to the fish that very few other anglers also look how girthy this boy right now he's actually attempting to get the hook out of this thing's mouth these are amazing taxonomic relics that can live to be over 40 years old but most people just gut hook them with treble hooks or shoot them with bows and with kyle's new method for hooking him this is a bit more dangerous for the angler but it's a lot more loving for the fish that's a risky business bro ski business there are zero recorded instances of alligator guards attacking humans but needless to say do not do this at home do not try and recreate what you're seeing here kyle and i and brandon are trained professionals doing the most for this fish more than anyone else ever did open wide see it's not that hard to do but they are still incurring a huge liability if this thing thrashed around and started to bite this would be bad but he got the hook out and now this awesome animal can go back without a cheek piercing you can really respect the size of this animal when it's next to two full-grown men this is actually considered a small one it's only five to six feet and honestly i don't know if i would have been able to lift this thing if i hadn't been lifting consistently for the last three months these are incredibly majestic awesome and calm animals that i think should be protected as a sport fish species and not be shot with bows look at that beautiful set of chompers right there and look at these beautiful beautiful parasites i'm super thankful that i got to spend some time in the water with this amazing creature that's been around since the cretaceous period and kyle has so much experience and passion for this that he can't help but respect them and want to protect the fishery you can see these fish are completely harmless they do not want to hurt you i don't think they could if they want it well i mean only accidentally as i said in the last video the only way they'll hurt you is if you stick your fingers in their mouth like we just did but we did that for the sake of fish so there we go look at that big tail that that fish is probably around 8 to 10 years old still a baby and while those boys were catching their fish i found this little boy from across the river as you can see this is liberal man name of armadillo he is a small juvenile that can't really see or hear things very well and i'm not one to back away from an armadillo creature feature for you guys especially when it's ripe for the plucking but these guys rely mainly on their smell and vibrations on the ground to see if predators are coming and you can't see this but i'm downwind from it so he can't smell me and then i'm in the boat so he can't feel any vibration and right now i think he's just eating roots or digging for clams or bugs which is what they eat right now i'm going to show you guys how to catch an armadillo it's really not hard at all especially when you have this kind of advantage and you're downwind from them you simply sneak up from behind them and pounce whoa is that an armadillo don't mind if i do come here son who don't mind if i do gotcha son this right here is an armadillo we're going to do a creature feature today i love catching these things so much because if you just hold them on their back they just kind of go comatose they just kind of give up these guys can carry leprosy so we don't want to ingest any of their bodily fluids he starts to freak out and thrash around then i might actually ingest his poop and we don't want that one bit armadillos are really common down here in texas and in the south but the nine-banded armadillo here is the only one that's native to the united states as you can see they have the sharp little claws that they use to dig and look for food also i'm the one shivering i'm very excited i don't get to catch these guys very often as you can see these guys cannot actually roll up into little balls only two species of armadillo can do that and it's not this one but they use these adorable little claws to dig little dens and burrows where they live believe it or not these guys live much longer than other small mammals they actually live to be over 20 years old but here's another amazing misunderstood and harmless creature that i'm thankful i got the chance to show you guys and teach you about but we're going to let them go because they taste terrible beautiful little creature all right goodbye i actually remember to bring water in my minecraft backpack this time and look at this it's basically the beach you guys but it's on the river a little broken wig that beaut found because you saw it you have to eat it oh no it can fly just not very well you know the rules brandon you find it you eat it they made watermelons from minecraft a real thing these are little cherry watermelons you're supposed to eat them whole it's very bad my face when i provide for my family oh man you can wait till we get to the restroom stop i just i had to get this thing out of me uncle ben here this is a little sassy this is the new way kyle riggs's bait that doesn't end up gut hooking the fish as you can see he just ends up hooking this little thread here and then he wraps it around and loops it there we also found this fossilized tooth what do you guys think this is it's something ancient or is it just like a cow tube i think this is a broken arrowhead but i'm not sure what is this good morning everybody welcome back to cappy bar land pooy pooy as you can see this is gort and kwan dal dingle they are both gamer girls and rather handsome at that and today i'm going to show you big ounces yahoo look at this little man he's about to do oh there he is he's gonna do it he's gonna do it but he ran right over there to eat their food i told you guys they grow like weeds here put karen and kevin in here with these adorable babies so they can socialize and kevin's still a bit of a dingleberry kevin will share his food with his sons but he won't share it with the emu that's why i have two little troughs here one for the big boys one for the little boys but now we have this large trough that i have a zip tied hose to so i can automatically refill it yeah it's a pretty good setup for now everyone seems happy except for kevin who wants to kill me at any chance he can get he's still not very used to this but karen loves it she fits right in with all of her baby but kevin does chase james charles and shrek away any chance he can get he loves and takes care of his children but he will not let these guys come anywhere near the food so i'm gonna need to remove kev quite the shame but look at this isn't that awful kevin look at him yeah i'm gonna have to kick him out no we don't do that kevin do not do that give me here kevin go ahead kevin attack me why aren't you attacking me you want to attack the little guys why don't you attack me huh why don't you attack me kevin banished you've been banished aaron is my wife now that was the last straw you have been banished from this town you're done get out the piggies are doing really really well and they're happy in their little place here away from the foundation of my home and a vet came out yesterday and inspected the whole facility and they said we look good so now we have a vet partner i re-homed all the chicks except this little guy because he's so adorable keeping remington for forever until he dies who knows when that's gonna be the geese are thriving i'm filling up their water right now tank is our beautiful pool boy now and he cleaned our pool so we got another cappy blappy video for you guys tomorrow and the baby still vibes under the poop trampoline per usual good morning sir you've amassed quite a sum of poop here haven't you you've amassed quite a sum of poop sir please come back quite the impressive song i just wanted to say thank you for eating and pooping so much under my trampoline really means a lot to me that you'd go to all that trouble just to make that fertilizer right there under my trampoline sir thank you so much you're handsome man you're a good man with your music career and your daughters and your wife i really appreciate you taking all the time to come over here poop under my trampoline mr baby you're a good man that's it though guys thanks for watching my video i love you i appreciate your big ounce loves you and appreciates it and now that we caught that guard he can

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Length: 9min 36sec (576 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 29 2022