HE’S GONNA BE A BIG BROTHER! (New Puppy)

[Music] you're gonna be a big brother would it be what it - JA I have a toy to show you right what do you mean I have too many toys for a grown up you love my toys come on I know you love my toys that's what I thought for you hey you want your now Oh God does is it spillage no okay well you don't get to show me until we go to Target and clean it up will you just spilled water all over my floor so now you have to go Tiger with me that's a fair deal go get a towel you psycho where you going that's our moose this is all your fault Mose it's not your fault it's baby man-child's fault moose is actually a baby you have no excuses your baby you need to learn how to not be a baby anymore cuz I'm not gonna clean your mess up forever bro okay I'm not gonna clean your mess up forever holmes-san I'm not gonna clean your mess up forever baby big giant baby man baby child man baby okay I know what I'm not going to show you the toy anymore and it's a cool one yeah we're not happy about that oh okay fine I'll tell you later target all right I don't know how you always get me to come back here it's not the place it's just I don't like shopping I'm not a shopper kind of guy I don't like grocery shopping I don't like clothes shopping I don't like any kind of shopping is your life based around where you're gonna shop next look how scary these mannequins are they don't have faces if they're scared what they come to life but they they grab you what would you do but a new friend I got a new friend at Target oh my gosh are we really looking at patio furniture just old my life is now I thought I lived an exciting YouTube daily vlogger life this is it wow this is my life now hope you guys are having fun on this exciting hello yeah hello what's your name I'm Alex this is Lauren we're shopping for refriger yeah Oh My glob you know I'm trying to eat healthy but it was candy what is that a little O's chips for has me so upset I've never seen someone move through a house and eat everything the way Brad does I promise Brad I would try my hardest to focus on being healthy so you can't keep feeding me all this candy usually you do look you buy candy and you put it in my mouth I did not do that yeah you do and then Brad if you're watching I am the best I can do but when she puts candy in my mouth and she moves my jaw like this and as she holds my nose until I have to swallow it this technically not my fault the biggest lie I've ever heard my no you are the reason I am I I can't I can't become big and stronger if you don't take the blame for it it's okay the target there's a target camera people and they're watching me is your fault thanks target okay you ready for a toy that so tiny because boys don't have to be big to be impressive ready yeah which one do you want girls I know two weeks you sure wowsers okay here let me get a worm's eye view all right that's part of the country I keep you two at the same time I can't kiss you do it miss oh yeah that was a loser No [Music] moose actually I got something for you too and it's in the form of the news about it before I tell you the epic and beautiful news you will know once I say attend then you receive it through your ears and it goes to your brain cerebral medulla on blood brain and then you will know but first I got to teach you by example and that is by putting my toys away what do you let me put these I'll leave these here okay why I already have three of my house I got a yellow and a red one and another color one I can't remember right now probably orange can this be my Tyler good look he likes it oh he is eating it loose you're supposed to be ferociously devouring it not gently licking it pinky greeny blue bee oh okay punching this is home what oh my gosh please get on let's show her how much fun this can be you know don't put your paw in it I can balance you see up on the magic carpet I can show you the world one magic every tiny shimmering splendid okay no more all right yeah you really know what this Oh what are we gonna do with it something but what if what if what will moose build something with it first of all look at what have you really don't work smell something yes bathroom Oh My glob I am gonna not hide it behind this deck of books whoa you need to know this not something you can just you can't you have to learn loose oh all right now I'm covered in dog hair clothes there's something you need to know it's that this is our dog man I know you previously thought it might be just yours but it is all of ours and I want you to know that you will always be our baby moose but there was a baby before you and I was goofy now I'm here to tell you there is another baby there gonna be a big brother I told my little brother who was technically your uncle so I told Uncle Andrew that I would get him a puppy we found the right breed for my family back in North Carolina and we are picking up the puppy very soon it was today the 13th and 13 your teeth so that means really me you're gonna have a new little brother get the nephew he's gonna be R know he's gonna be your cousin then you're gonna take care of him you're gonna teach in the wait I have to teach him how to have the zoomies gonna teach him how to eat all this food really fast like you do I need to teach him how to get in the way whenever any human is trying to accomplish anything get to teach him all those things that falls upon you okay people there is going to be a brand new baby puppy coming into my life my brother has a dog my girlfriend has a dog and now my family's gonna have a dog any place I go there will be a dog I do know the perfect breed can't say a dad I can't tell you guys when exactly I just know it's gonna be in like the first half of May when we actually get the brand-new puppy but what I can tell you is you get to meet him sometime this month can't wait to meet him either I don't even know if it's gonna be a boy or a girl or what we're gonna name her but since I'm getting her or him for Andrew I assume by knowing him and growing up with him she's a big fan of Kingdom Hearts so it could be Sora he was all about Disney like old-school Disney so it might be a little bit of Oswald or hmm I feel like it's gonna be an in-the-moment thing as soon as we meet him or her we'll know the name whoa trust me we don't know can't wait to introduce this new member to the wasabi family my family has never owned a dog or cat or anything but a fish we no longer have any fish fish oh we do that page but this is like a 10th time we've had fish what do you wait this don't live forever don't take it out of me because you are laying in a dog bed with a gravity blanket and not a coachella what you would rather be at Coachella and this comfy that didn't sound very believable come on look moose shared his bed with you and you wish you're at Coachella Coachella is gross nobody actually likes going to Coachella you don't live in the LA area then you don't know the real experience of Coachella 100% chance if you asked most people they will say 50% at least 50% of the reason they went to Coachella was just to get really good pictures Yeah right that's it other than that you go there it's super hot it's sweaty there's sweaty people bumping into you everywhere you go it's super hard to get through the crowds it's super loud it sounds better on the radio and you're in the middle of the desert so it's super hot and there's dust everywhere no exaggeration whatsoever what is the percentage of people that come home and get sick hundred percent so what trust me I'm about to call it right now all the social media influencers a Coachella that you watch are gonna come home one percent be sick with all next week watch you're gonna see you know how you were like oh no FOMO for not being at Coachella and everybody post about the FOMO or here comes the Coachella pictures it's gonna be the same thing but with the sickness today tomorrow we are hosting a pool party all our friends will be coming so make sure you come too and don't forget your bathing suit until next vlog don't forget subscribe hit that notification phone like this vlog and also comment down below what your favorite part was and if you're not smiling you do what is what it does what it is what it deep dude up

Channel: Wassabi

Views: 2,544,031

Rating: 4.9382572 out of 5

Keywords: Wassabi, Alex Wassabi, Wassabi Productions, Alex Wassabi YouTube, Alex Wassabi vlogs, Daily Vlogger, Wassabians, Smile, Mkay bye, happy, family friendly, youtube couple, puppy, puppies, New puppy, brother, bull terrier, girlfriend, boyfriend, mom, dad, baby, laurex, bf, gf

Id: SBebFyN7fog

Length: 12min 28sec (748 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 14 2018