Harmontown 190 (clip) - Airplane Altercation w/ Improvised Reenactment

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can I hear something what happened when I flew in for this show can i yes you can all right flew in for this I did I don't have much going on around Chicago so I if you listen to the podcast you know I have a lot of low self-esteem and so I was feeling a lot of shame when I because I was thinking about an interview and it just done and so I wrote on the top of my notebook that I want to die and somebody who was sitting across the aisle saw it and went to the back of the the the airlines and then the flight attendant comes and says can we see you in the back Jesus Christ this is true it's just like Oh finally it's like Rosemary's Baby back there yeah we've been waiting for you so I say you know what you got a problem and she goes she goes well we hope not all right both sides of this conversation are ill right you guys are both saying exactly the wrong thing right do we have a problem I hope not right so so I go back to the you know they take me all the way back to where the bathrooms are at the back of the plane and now it's three flight attendants and she's the head fly so hot dear penthouse and so I want to die because my dicks so big that's the detail you left out could you can I need a character witness of course so in the case I'm gonna call you so also when it went I was also I had my phone out my what is this dick your dick you can say dick okay I thought it's a podcast you know no you can say anything so I had my my iPhone out and I was timing myself so she goes alright someone complain that you had written you you want to die and why did you have your cell phone out on a timer and I said because I was meditating which was a tote which was totally true she says well you know this is really serious whatever so I go back and I sit in the I sit back in my seat and I like I know the guy who's doing it but I don't want to make eye contact wait can ya can you rewind because I just in that moment which is really crucial because they summoned you back and they settle that stuff and you're you're getting to a destination in the story but at that moment what the fuck they're like like you wrote this and why are you timing I was meditating and then that's just like well this is a big deal and then you go back to your seat like that conversation really there's some suicidal thoughts in there Dan and then there's like oh my god what the fuck if I don't know what is she saying what is happening in that moment before you go back to your seat as much dialogue as you can remember of this is I'm going back to the seat no no before you go back to the seat before I these people have summoned you from your seat Oh Oh back of the pattern oh I don't know what I don't know what I'm like what what have I done part of me thinks maybe they're gonna upgrade me to first-class but I know that's a stretch that's a total straw but I'm saying like in the moment I'm fascinated by this so you said you're not a dog this is a big deal and you went uh-huh and just fade it back that's that's the part that I'm talking videos that sounds like just like it's a it sounds like I'm about to find out that life is controlled by a an eight-year-old playing with Barbie dolls was a big deal okay there must be more to that no I'm glad you clear that up that I don't want to give that impression it was not it wasn't that at all it was what the I'm in trouble I have been summoned by the principal I don't know what it is but if Authority has asked me to go to the back of the airplane I must have done something wrong right but in that moment okay what okay Jim we drew Jimmy with you are we doing improv I will be on the flight attendant okay great great okay sir what's that well first of all I'm gonna I'm gonna sit on this like I'm really sitting in the seat okay cuz I'm okay we'll start there good we're traveling at 35,000 feet cruising altitude if you look out to the left you see the Grand Canyon ladies and gentlemen I've been asked to inform you that one of the microphones is available some of the people addressing you are not pilots and passengers I'm your captain a great way to know who your captain is if Kate were first-years ladies and gentlemen that's not your captain gentlemen clearly ladies and gentlemen's now despite what your hello everybody this is Captain awesome don't listen to those squares trying to tell you what to do this is captain evil oh you Captain Awesome we meet again well you won't find me I'm gonna hide behind this chair well captain awesome but you realize that there's a person who might have suicidal tendencies no I didn't yeah he's reading there's some weird shit well we'd better get somebody on that who do we have there we have our best flight attendant of the job guys it's Stacey as you could probably figure there's some drama in the cockpit captain evil and dr. awesome are flying a plane they go at it like cats in the bath but they are great and they have awesome so just return to your things the other two captains were just crazy people with a microphone but those have been turned off I'm gonna I'll go about your cabin and have a button it's excuse me sir I didn't I didn't get a bun just walk right by me just walk right by me just look right at just walked right by I didn't get a bun sir can I see your ticket me this is a drawing of a plane in cran read the bottom I love you too sir but this is captain evil we are now flying directly into the Sun sorry I gotta go that's not true we have 30 minutes to do okay everybody this is Stacey that's not true the plane is nowhere near the Sun that would make it a spaceship we will be landing in California and and I won't tell you the city it'll be a surprise in about five hours go about your business and let's continue with the original reason for this excuse me sir yes could you see us in the back of the plane is there a problem you have a problem I'm just I'm just asking oh I hope there will be a problem I've been flying so you want to throw down with this is captain evil you are free to move about the plane sir I think this badge is if you could just follow me we just want to speak with you for a moment there's nothing there's no need to get a grow head bro sir don't don't don't act like you don't know the lingo I don't sir what's your name why do you want to know my name you're Jimmy Kareem aren't you yes I know I'm a flight attendant why are you so evasive I was just hoping you'd recognize me Oh Jimmy see what I've written down on my notebook Oh sir I love you too all right ladies and gentlemen look out those Grand Canyon's see excuse me yes would you mind oh sorry well yeah for a second fifty were coming on to me were like flirting with what the fuck no I'm serious I brought me water twice I never asked for water and this napkin I need to talk to someone well I'll be here I'm not going and not you oh I'll be right back okay [Applause] Stacy what's going on what's going on Rebecca yeah it's me Rebecca I'm on the wing I want can you let me in it's freezing out here hold on there's a woman on the wing yes Rebecca yes yes yes this is captain Abel everything is okay Rebecca there's this really weird guy gave me a really weird vibe what happened what happened just tell me what happened I don't know he said he said I think he thinks that I mean something happens to me I brought two waters you took it as a thing as always happens to me well let me talk to it let's go talk to him let's go let's bring him in the car you dog are you coming it wasn't Dora okay where's this where's this man here where is he he's in 3d oh wait he he's in seat 22f I just wanted you to know he's he's not flat okay ironically the person seated in 3d which is first class is famous for his it's it's 2d animation he's in 22f the weirdo oh my god that is serious I've never had I'm gonna take a kind of take care of it I'm gonna hand out pineapple pineapple do you want to go with him yeah hi pineapple I'm gonna go with you let's all three go together to the talked about step three of us go together okay I'm standing behind you okay okay excuse me sir you brought your friends yeah good yeah you're showing me off yes could you come could you come to the back of the plane please where the the toilets are yeah could you come back by the toilets of the plane sir follow us would you mind just I said yes I said yes like 12 my name's pineapple come to the back of the plane I'm gonna lead I just want to get my personal things a descent into the surface of the Sun you get 35 that's not true yep here we are at the back of the plane sir sir I have your notebook right here I'm holding it sir wait a second what were you mouths Rebecca's nice mouthing her words cuz I'm shy I thought you said I love you no fuck god damn it sir why did you sir why did your you're all fucked up sir fucked up in your name is pine and my name's Sarah my name is Bo yes why god dammit you don't defensive I'm defensive why did you write I want to die on your book let's get why do you do that like why did you do this why would you ever do that time is a terrible thing to write pineapple go ahead I wanted the attention you wanted the attention from someone okay well I understand that my name is pineapple oh yeah that never gets you any attention I understand that my name is Captain evil I mean who zoomin who who Zuma new air if I don't get something if I don't get something I like I'm gonna kill myself oh geez Stacy Stacy's like this is all in you Stacy Stacy don't do this Stacy Stacy be professional Stacy don't don't whore out again Stacy don't fuck this up a whore don't face Stacy look in your eyes they say stop don't do it don't give in to them Oh Stacy hard oh geez Stacy oh my god I stopped I'm the same thing is happening [Laughter] captain evil yeah I stop time can I come in when fucking this it's about time I started doing things for me [Applause] watches hi now we're I love you I love you too I don't want you to kill yourself I'd only kill myself if you didn't save what you just said it seems like a perfectly healthy relationship we should build an agenda like 50 years on this and involve children and strangers I'd kill myself if you left me it's almost like we're dependent at the same time on each other sounds great I realized now that I got into the air travel business sorry I've Rebecca listen I'm only for you [Laughter] parachute compartment do not tamper with parachutes Sharpie pen container that's what you get when you fuck with me this is captain evil if you look at the left side of your page Samantha safely parachuting to her not death she's fine she's fine she's a parachute Oh we were alone of altitude she's gonna be all right hello Natalie this is Samantha or maybe Rebecca Stacy possibly I admit this Daisy are you falling much but this parachute is written on it oh yeah so just real nice yeah real nice yeah I bet you think you're pretty cool now stop in time being cold now I tried to help you yeah try to help you with your with your disfigure you trying to help me yeah when I can I'd said I'd saying to the pilot you should watch Bojack horseman and you were like that's it's stupid and you're like undercutting me and I said that you should watch you should watch baskets and you're like it's stupid like you don't have good taste in comedy and now you're gonna have great taste in pavement I guess you win I guess you win I don't guess I guess I win I guess you win I get you win I guess what are you gonna do with all that that win what are you gonna do with that win now you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna buy a smile with that probably not cuz you're a big fat piece of shit no one likes you're a big fat piece of shit no one likes and and all the customers hate you too they tell me tell me that your big fat piece of shit you're a piece of shit stop time for her feel an Air Marshal cabinet stop time for me to resume time for both of us [Applause] three hours later where's our yeah we got a prize so what do you make of this sergeant looks to me like girl met another girl shatter both exploded but don't you think it all kind of started with that guy who kind of made a weird suicide note on the plane don't know what you're talking about work in this municipality just underneath he isn't anybody concerned also that this plate was being captained by a guy named Captain Awesome and captain evil what what kind of business are we running here I didn't know there were planes involved woody harrelson and I'm pineapple [Laughter] and withal dude goddamn respect pineapple energy either just do the goddamn police work to shoot my job it's in the way that you use it isn't it those are the credits yeah so Jimmy how it happened

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Channel: Dom Beardly

Views: 44,810

Rating: 4.7431908 out of 5

Keywords: harmontown, dan harmon, jeff b davis, jimmy carrane, rob schrab, rob corddry, improv

Id: cz1CYaCcniU

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Length: 22min 10sec (1330 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 05 2018

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