Guy Ritchie Is AMAZING! | LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS Movie Reaction *FIRST TIME WATCHING*

what's up everybody welcome back to my channel my name is melo [Applause] just want to let you know i finally got a patreon now where you can watch full-length movie reactions an exclusive tv show and anime reactions and if that's something that you're interested in you can click the link in the description you know i really do appreciate it also if you could hit the like button and the subscribe button and turn on your notifications you know hit the bell and hit on all notifications that's greatly appreciated as well but let's go ahead and get into this movie reaction [Music] right let's sort the buyers from the spires the needy from the greedy because if you can't see value here today you're not up here shopping you're up here shoplifting handmade in italy hand stolen in step knee it's as long as my arm i wish it was as long as something else man's a natural okay like his delivery with the lines here 10 pounds did you say 10 pounds are you deaf that's a bargain i'll take one squeeze in if you can definitely entertain me call it walking treat the wife treat somebody else's wife it's a lot more fun if you don't get caught i am you better by them these are not stolen they just don't being paid for them can't get them again to change the bloody locks here they're not stolen they just haven't been paid for bacon could see that his days of selling moody goods on street corners are numbered it's time to move on and he knows it hey so that's why you just messed up all the product right there [Music] i'm bloody skinny pal yeah yeah of course you are all right ed nick greek always a pleasure tom what have you been eating i've been telling him enough already it's a deal it's a steal it's sailor the [ __ ] century [ __ ] nick i think i'll keep it all right all right keep your islands on jesus christ what do you do when you're not buying stereos nick finance revolutions 100 pounds is still 100 pounds not when the price is 200 pounds it's not and certainly not when you've got liberia's deficit in your skyrocket i mean he just smart with his finances man that's all it is i ain't gonna lie at first i thought that was a toilet oh my god look at those pig heads it's not easy to take a seat at this car table the man who decides whether you can play or not is this man 100 grand well if you got it you got it what's this eddie like then he's a [ __ ] thief harry has a colleague a monster of a man barry the baptist you look like the incredible hulk what do you think it is we're selling hundreds he gets sex toys all over his desk what's it for oh don't plan in something with me buzzer spanking come on bro you all know about the spanking man you need to get a little bit more adventurous in the bedroom and nobody wants to live next to the paper we live next to it means they're thieving bastards nice only thick these walls i have a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists or nobel peace prize winners yeah but you wouldn't be getting paid as much as you're getting paid now look like you got some of that fine reggie charles why have we got that cage uh security so what's the point in having it if we're not gonna [ __ ] use it well i would have used it winston but this is willie but you didn't know it was willy until you opened the door did you i got like an eyeball the problem is willie the charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times so just do as i say and keep the [ __ ] cage locked you went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious gloria and a bag of fertilizer we need fertilizer winston we also need a money counter exactly man get your priorities straight it seemed like willy he uh smoke a little bit too much of it [Music] big chris settles debts for hattie the only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debt is his son and heir oh that was his son oh okay all right that was a little kid out there selling drugs man this is one of them i have power jobs isn't it dad what the [ __ ] language in front of the boy jesus christ that includes blasphemy as well how can you be concentrating on improving this lovely tan and it is a lovely tan by the way when you've got more pressing priorities and this father trying to turn his son into a man he's got over a monkey here and that's just in his wallet [ __ ] you now john you always walk around with that in your pocket use language like that again son you wish you hadn't little boy was feeling himself what the hell sting [Laughter] oh man i didn't know he was in movies so yeah was he like a cameo or something it seems that lord and smite has run out of money but i'm not paying a quarter million quid make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet i don't want to know who you use as long as they're not complete muppets right where was me shotguns don't get muppets and that's exactly who you get there'll be a load of old guns that's all i want everything else outside the cabinet you can keep it's yours oh thank you why does it look like you get on a journey like [ __ ] antiques post offices of steel cars what the [ __ ] do we know about antiques mates man it's time to move up in the game antiques is a lot of money i ate these [ __ ] southern fairies ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up and he soon discovered that he had a big advantage it's that he's good with reading people's reactions no matter how subtle hey that boy flipping through the car that's a good way to let us know that he is somewhat of a good player they told us verbally and they showed us physically it's a bit dramatic in it this supposed to be symbolic apparently it's for security how to put me gloves if i don't know you must be eddie jd's son you must be harry sorry didn't know your father never mind son you just might meet him if you carry on like that i just love the smart ass dialogue in these guy richie movies whoa they just looking like yeah it's just another ordinary night they didn't really react after that at all i wonder exactly why guy richie chose the color grading like this now don't [ __ ] around fellas you all know the rules and you know i won't stand for it what are you doing put that back what he had to rock the guns man what are you talking about all these antiques up in here better take some antiques so we can get more money on top of what we're getting paid for taking these guns that was a cool shot right there but whatever it is can you get your man to turn the tv down if i was you i'd leave him well alone can you turn that tv down boy it looked like he belong in the jackson 5 man what whoa whoa kenny i am trying to find out where they keep their money man we supposed to do this quietly man this is like a stealth mission they can't even afford new furniture you've got the good ones what's the matter with you every time we do a job you have to go ban on people's feet what's wrong with you oh really that must be a fetish of his you bet he nearly took my man's head clean off with that oh my goodness 10 grand gotcha [Music] oh wow this dude really cheating like that why are they only choosing him to look at his cards oh man i really like the directing right here in this scene though and the editing is fire dang this boy over here raging now he got kicked out [Music] you got to take that l man that's quite a raise that's 150 on my 100. i don't have enough to continue it's alone or we see both your cards i will loan you the money no i think i'd rather just turn them over yeah that's smart i want to keep going i'm also offering you the money shoot this old man really trying to finesse this dude you need five underground to see me before i loan you this i expect my money back within a week just the sound design man sound effects are stuff was wicked man [Applause] [Music] that was dirty oh man i love when they do stabilizations stuff like this in movies and the whole blend effect is pretty cool too i know your friends are responsible for most of the cash so i'm going to give you one week to find it otherwise i will take a finger of each of you and your friend's hands for every day that passes without payment why you gotta confirm that with me he already told me before i lost that i had a week what's all the fuss about harry why don't we just boycott the payment oh yeah let's boycott the payments so we get all our fingers chopped off reached out for the nearest thing at n which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber [ __ ] he's then proceeded to batter poor smoothie oh that is a that is a sorry way to go out man he really killed you with a dildo i mean that's also kind of impressive that he was able to kill him with a dildo isn't that like made of just all rubber perhaps not best i should tighten other swings just to make sure give me a five iron johnson dog yo really hitting golf balls off a dude's face into a dude upside down hey man just need to work on your swing it's in the fireplace just pull it out it's in the bottom you're gonna let me down now now i'm not finished with you yet [Music] dang for real that's why he shouldn't even let him know where the money was man aj jesus never saw you there and i left enjoying yourself boom that's what you're weird but man the odds are a hundred to one what does we need is five grand the odds are a hundred to one for a good reason bacon it won't win come on man you gotta have some faith listen to this one you open up a company called ask ticklers fan club you what you take out an anchor on the back page of some gay mac advertising the latest in arse intruding dildos but they send their checks to the other company name bobby's bits or something for 25 quid you take that 25 quid you stick it in the bank until it clears you send back the check for 25 pound from the other company name ask fang club saying that's the idea that you came up with so what are they like four public school boys off the show wow y'all really planning to rob them man and they somewhat trust you the sitting class idea don't you think there might be someone sensible involved with their security there's one still gate as you go in but they never love you i've got a plan now listen carefully [Music] boys walk in like hey yeah what's up i own this [ __ ] now hello my son jupiter lolly piss off your nonce oil watch it four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle they owe me half a million pound hey he already getting somebody on them we hit them as soon as they come back and they're armed armed with what uh bad breath colorful language feather duster what do you think they're gonna be armed with guns you tit well they could all be carrying them for what we know only one of them carries them going to the job so i assume and what did i say about assumption being the brother of all fuck-ups it's the mother of all fuck-up stupid well brother mother any other sucker it don't make any difference i mean they did say soap was the more sensible one out of all four but you know this is the only route we get i don't normally have anything to do with weed nick but if it is what he says it is i'll take it off him for three and a half grand a key that is if it is what he says it is but just let me tell you one thing if the milk turns out to be sour i ain't the kind of [ __ ] to drink it i mean oh that was nice bro that was probably the best line i first fought golly he just dropped the damn glass on the glass table rory's roger ryan rusted so he's gone down the battle cruiser towards the end of a football game no one's watching the custard site switches to channel over i like that they get sometimes and he wanders up and turns eliza over now [ __ ] off and watch it somewhere else so please [ __ ] off and he gobs out a mouthful of boo's covering fatty he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the geezers lit up like a leaking gas pipe that's what happens turns back to his game his team's one too he's probably better than the game but he looked like a rory they were true organza where are they there oh there was a couple of old amalak muskets the butler was carrying but they were ours we sold them we were unselling shelbys we had to sell them we needed the money if you don't want to be carrying the fingers you haven't got i suggest you get those guns quick to the guns that they needed that's the ones they sold wow and they sold it to him [Music] oh he's getting them okay you point them at me i'll [ __ ] myself or do whatever you decide to do either way you get the desired effect oh they look very nice i agree but well they're lacking in criminal credibility and they i might get laughed at yeah that's the nice thing is that really scary he likes your bar yes he wants your bar and you want me to draw your picture you do have the luxurious advantage of being out sustain your son's life your son's got three days to find out the meal but make up your mind which you prefer your bar or your son is it really that hard of a decision and what are we supposed to do with these uh put them on and rob somebody on your head stupid christ if you think i'm gonna turn up there clean shaven and greet him with a grin on my face you've got another thing coming have you seen your dad crazy damn for real straight up just hit him with the elbow but that's pretty cool man they got to do from snatching here i mean like i've heard his voice when he was narrating a little bit of pain never hurt anybody if you know what i mean i think knives are a good idea why does it look like i could skin a crocodile knives are good because i don't make any noise makes it look like we're serious guns for show nice for a pro so is there something we should know about you i'm not sure what's more worrying good job or your past what you mean man i agree with him take the stealthy approach come in there and take him out with the knives don't go in there with guns cause you know the cops are gonna hear the noises but his performance has been the best out of the four of these dudes keep the gates up now here sorry got to do business like this now can't be too careful these days i'm not the guy oh yeah i said i love the [ __ ] night that's it that weed must be real good [Music] i think that dude is let's get the rifle out he was in underworld right [ __ ] he was like one of those vampires [ __ ] planks of wood what look at this ridiculously big gun don't you think you could pop something a little bit more practical exactly man it's not like we do you want to miss the cartoon ah she [ __ ] shot me oh didn't get like a baby girl can you believe this could everyone stop getting shot you tight it's a [ __ ] arrow i'm just joking around like i know they don't really have a bb gun i'm just saying that gun ain't doing nothing if you fall that gun again you're a dead man i understand probably had that gun and he's like man i never had a chance to use it so i'm gonna just take this excuse to use it firstly i'm gonna blow his toes off oh damn he really did it wow that's messed up that the day that they actually listen to this man and really care about security is the day that they get robbed what was that man you came in like come on use some force knife it's hanukkah you got the bags can you fill it all in i can't get up in forest in my van bollocks to khan you'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips hey they taking the money and the weed i mean that's the right thing to do really if you're gonna rob them go all the way we've got a ticket already and if you don't move it we will move it for you i'll only be a minute you've already been 15. you told me you haven't heard any of these gunshots and the punching sounds in this movie they're hilarious do it quietly oh the girl was there oh and i like how i did the gun covered up yo she looks badass where the [ __ ] does she come from yo they deserve it it's been a big boy i'll find you because you will sweetheart i'll find you do you think this is [ __ ] hide and seek that one the jackpot oh that's messed up man that's ridiculous tomorrow's the day a mum's the word now i can't add that can our beds no harry you can't and i can't have a liberty titan can occur no arie you can't i mean it's enough to give me the [ __ ] and i'll come over there [ __ ] can i boys i like how they always get him playing like that hitman type of dude you said three five okay it was yesterday i said free enough and now it's today if i'm not mistaken if he wants to get rid of it quick he'll have to take it [Music] why would you do that again we shot one of them in the throat would you want a middle i'll shoot you in the [ __ ] throat if i don't get my ganja back and he's still still alive what'd you shoot him with an air gun we grow weed we're not mercenaries where do we start rory today my name is mr breaker you think this is a coincidence i like how they not even trying to put his face in the shot how is it your [ __ ] stupid soon to be dead friends thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me is this some white [ __ ] joke that black [ __ ] don't get cause i'm not [ __ ] laughing nicolas collapsed i know you you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your ass with that what's going on here look slapped all over your chevy chase no this man has had some of the best dialogue so far if you bend the truth or i think you're bending the truth i'll kill you if you forget anything i'll kill you why do you have to walk do you understand everything i've said because if you don't i'll kill you now get out there and find them i'm sick of that [ __ ] sire get out of my [ __ ] side you little [ __ ] oh you just had to do that oh wow i didn't have found out where they've been listening to the conversations cheeky bastards count it check your guns get yourselves willied you wait to get right inside the door oh that's messed up they just found everything you just took it why would they leave this stuff there you know those guns are sold yet i need them back not likely i'm afraid i don't think i'll be seeing them again james bond need to know time when you dance with the devil you wait for the assault to stop know what i mean and bring back belongs to me because if you don't your family's bang in trouble so you get this dude wanting the barrels and his money and this dude want his money and the weed we're gonna do a proper decoration jump now watch out for these fellas they've got a bit of an arsenal that was a cool shot it seemed like his head was floating especially [Music] what are me showing us the gunfight it must be super brutal you got sag here for me chop chop well you're supposed to be the odd case go go and get the guns i drive the car all these shenanigans right here man we've got to get the [ __ ] guns or we're dead i mean y'all working for the same dude i just don't know him [Music] all right he's the only one alive he's the one we shot in the neck is that right mr botanical oh for real he get killed why he takes so long to shoot the pistol this is [ __ ] no money no weed it's all been replaced by a pile of corpses hey that's the game man how did you get your hands on these then the boys adam we've got to get those guns don't even know who lives there i don't care who lives there man these dudes probably gonna get killed or caused some more damage i've got half a million knickers sitting here between samples or doesn't but that really isn't my concern is it what does concern me is the guns you had so get your ass over here now oh they never met him they've only met the big dude and he was just sitting there the whole time what the [ __ ] are you doing here what the [ __ ] are you doing here [Laughter] oh that was so chaotic but she at least they didn't get to worry about them no more so the money and them guns is up for the taking man if you quit did you you're right then am i very [ __ ] funny yo that's low right there in the office oh no not again why are y'all moving so slow i heard me get up out of there what is going on i don't know but what i do know is there's no more harry which means there's no more debt and there's no problem with the neighbors because they're all dead oh what the hell you gonna do that with your son in the front seat [Music] dang man he smashed another dude's head in the car and snatched dude really like smashing dude's heads in the car you're right mate cheeky bastard so without anybody losing too much face tom left through a side door and chris left with the money i think your dad would like to work with you s you in the clear more importantly am i it appears so you'll have to do better than [ __ ] appears my friend sting doing a lot better than i thought he would do i thought he was just a cameo but nah you're lucky you're still breathing let alone able to walk i suggest you take full advantage of that fact hey man is that a harness the only thing connecting us with the case is those shotguns and tom took care of them you did take care of the shotguns didn't you somehow still gather where you sold them man i've got them sitting in the car i was going to sell them back to nittany greek but i'm having a bit of trouble getting hold of him now you take those guns and you throw them off a bridge and throw yourself off while you're at it no i mean i would just go out the country and sell them look now tom can i have a beer please dad the whole synchronized diet stuff is pretty funny too i i've noticed that through a lot of guy richie movies now you've presented me with a problem i've lost my employer so i've taken care of myself and my son now if you think that's unfair you come and pay me a little visit but you better be waving a white flag high and clear so as i can see it or be the last little visit you ever make so he really think he killed they killed all those people in that building well i just say the people that i wanted to live throughout this movie are still alive so that's good no he got him a fresh car get him a james bond type of car [Music] oh they didn't know how much those things were worth y'all been rolling with this dude for this long you ain't got his number [Music] he's doing this extra man and it's like you don't have to do all that oh and that's how it ends okay i can see why y'all wanted me to watch this movie this movie was all right it wasn't as good as snatched to me i would say it was probably on the same level as layer kick even though it still was a little bit more entertaining to me than layer cake all right everybody and that was locked stocking two smoking barrels i know a lot of y'all wanted me to watch this movie after i did snatch pretty much like i said it's this was a cool film i was entertained with this movie i like the performances in this film the directing when it comes to the guy richie films and the matthew vaughn always surprises me i just love the way they direct their movies the editing is always phenomenal as well i didn't really like the color grading and the cinematography in this movie it was kind of making my eyes hurt a little bit but i understand they probably did that for some type of artistic effect or maybe they might have did that for a budget reason snatch is probably my favorite out of the three british crime movies that i've seen so far i know a lot of y'all been wanting me to do kingsman and y'all been wanting me to do the gentleman this is one of the things that i really enjoy while watching these movies it's just all the shenanigans and the situations and just the bs that happens to these characters and what they gotta go through it's like oh my goodness what more could happen but i just really hope that you enjoyed watching this movie with me and that y'all enjoyed this video and if you did please like share comment down below and subscribe and share and please hit the bell and turn on your notifications and let you know when i post a video and you can follow me on instagram and twitter the links will be in the description i'll get this movie right here at 8d plus but with all that being said

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Rating: 4.9151192 out of 5

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Id: Zby0S-zhM-c

Length: 29min 21sec (1761 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 17 2021