Gutfeld: This airline will put 'rented clothes on your sweaty back'

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. HOPPING ON A PLANE AND DON'T WANT TO PACK? THEN. RENTED CLOTHES ON YOUR SWEATY BACK. JAPAN AIRLINES IS TRYING OUT A NEW PROGRAM THAT GIVES PASSENGERS THE OPTION OF RENTING CLOTHING. TO CUT DOWN ON BAGGAGE. THE SERVICE CALLED ANYWHERE ANYWHERE -- THOSE CRAZY JAPANESE PEOPLE -- DELIVERS CLOTHES RIGHT TO A TRAVELER'S HOTEL. THE ONLY REQUIREMENT IS LOW SELF-ESTEEM. [LAUGHS] AND THE OUTFITS WILL COME FROM OVERFLOW STOCK AND PREOWNED ITEMS ALSO KNOWN AS STUFF NO ONE ELSE WANTED. PRICES START AT 28 BUCKS FOR 5 ITEMS AND COME IN THREE SIZES. ACTUALLY FOUR SIZES. SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE AND SOLDIER. NOT SURE IF THIS INCLUDES UNDERWEAR. OR IF RENTING A CAR YOU WILL NOT BE PENALIZED FOR MAKING SKIDMARKS. [AUDIENCE REACTS] I DON'T LIKE MYSELF. [LAUGHTER] JAPAN AIRLINES HOPES THE PLAN WILL REDUCE CARBON EMISSIONS BY GETTING RID OF EXCESS WAY IN THE FORM OF LUGGAGE. AND FORCEFULLY TO SERVICE DOES NOT COME WITH A HOTLINE FOR WOMEN TO CALL AND ASK IF ANY OF THE ITEMS MAKE THEM LOOK FAT. >> Announcer: A SEXIST WOULD SAY. >> Greg: REALLY? BOTTOM LINE, THE AIRLINE TO BE CLEAR HOW THIS NEW SERVICE WORKS. IS WAS THIS HAPPEN. >> MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. >> HEY, THERE. HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> OH, MY GOODNESS. I'M FINE. YOU ARE NAKED. >> OF COURSE I AM. I'M FINE JAPAN AIR. THEY SUPPLIED THE RENTAL COLT FOR YOU SO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PACK. AS OPEN AS THE FRIENDLY SKIES. >> THEY DON'T DO THAT. >> YOU SHOULD TRY, BIG BOY. YOU WOULD SAVE A LOT OF SPACE. JUST CAME LIKE ME. SIT TOGETHER AND HAVE A DRINK. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] >> Greg: CAP, THEY ACTUALLY HAD TO ADDED THAT A LITTLE BIT. [LAUGHTER] THEY LEFT OUT OF THE IMPORTANT PART OF THAT. [LAUGHTER] ANYWAY, WOULD YOU TAKE PART IN THIS. >> Kat: I FEEL LIKE I WOULD BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE PACKING. I THINK I WOULD STILL CHECK A BAG FULL OF BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF. >> Greg: RIGHT. IT IS ALMOST LIKE BUYING AN ELECTRIC CAR. YOU WILL STILL HAVE THE OTHER CAR. >> Kat: I CAN'T -- I WOULD BRING SO MUCH STUFF WITH ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I -- I BRING LIKE EVERY MEDICATION FOR EVERY POSSIBLE AILMENT. >> Greg: YEAH. >> Kat: ARE BRINGING LIKE 20 PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN. [LAUGHTER] BUT IF IT DID, I WOULD BE FINE. >> Greg: YEAH, YOU WOULD BE -- IF THE PLANE CRASHED AND THERE WERE SURVIVORS, YOU WOULD BE THE LADY WITH THE UNDERWEAR. >> Kat: I DID NOT REALIZE HOW BAD IT WAS EXCEPT WHEN I WENT TO THE PATRIOT AWARDS AND ONE OF MY PRODUCERS CAME TO MY ROOM AND SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH -- >> Greg: YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT PERSON FIRED. THAT IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. I HAVE A RARE DISEASE. >> Kat: THE THING IS I DON'T HAVE A RARE DISEASE, NOT TO BRAG. [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: HOW ABOUT YOU, KATIE? YOU COULD RENT UP TO EIGHT OUTFITS FOR TWO WEEKS FOR LESS THAN $50. YOU TRAVEL A LOT. >> YEAH. >> Greg: YOU ARE ON-THE-GO. FAM. >> I DO KNOW. MAYBE THIS BETTER FOR MEN THAN WOMEN. AND WHAT THE SIZING IS LIKE. BUT I MEAN, PEOPLE MIGHT THINK IT IS KIND OF WEIRD. BUT ALSO, IF YOU STAY IN A HOTEL, YOU'RE BASICALLY JUST SLEEPING IN A BED THAT IS CAUSING. >> Greg: YOU ARE RENTING THAT. >> YOU ARE RENTING THAT BAD. I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST DEPENDS. LOOK AT SOME OF US DO THAT AND OTHERS DO NOT. >> Greg: YES. YOU KNOW, TYRUS, I THINK THE ONLY CLOTHING WE REALLY NEED TO RENT IS TAXES FOR PROM. >> Tyrus: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. AVOIDED THAT BEAR TRAP. >> Greg: THEY ALWAYS SAY, GREAT, WILL YOU BE MY PROM DATE? I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO SAYS YES. I HAVE BEEN TO LIKE 40 PROMS IN THE LAST LIKE THREE OR FOUR YEARS. >> Kat: WOW. >> Greg: SOMETIMES I'M NOT EVEN INVITED. [LAUGHTER] >> Tyrus: WELL, THAT JUST LIKE THIS IS A STUPID IDEA. ONE, I'M BIASED BECAUSE EVEN AS STEP THERE IS, THAT IS ONE OF MY LEGS. SO I KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR ME. SO TO HELL WITH IT. THIS IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE ANYTHING. SHE WILL JUST PACK YOUR BAG WITH SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE JUST BE 4. IT WILL BE SOMETHING -- OH YOUR WORK. >> Kat: NICOTINE GUM. >> Tyrus: PEOPLE LIKE TO HAVE THEIR SUITCASES OVERPACK. YOU SEE IT EVERY TIME YOU TRAVEL. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I'M GOING TO MY GRANDMA'S WEEKEND. AND YOU NEED FOUR SUITCASES. >> Greg: YEAH. >> Tyrus: OH, THEY ARE GOING TO RAN CLOTHES WHEN I GET THERE. THIS IS JUST ADDING MORE STUFF AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO A HOTEL? YOU KNOW? THERE'S A LOT OF WHAT HAVE USED AND WHAT NOT AND WHAT THEIR FAVORITE COLOR? A LOT OF THINGS THAT CAN GO WRONG. AND IT IS WORSE FOR WOMEN THAN MEN? NO, ASSESS IN. IT IS WAY WORSE FOR MEN BECAUSE WE HAVE TO SIT IN THAT DAMN HOTEL ROOM. NO, IT LOOKS GOOD. [LAUGHTER] THEN WHERE ARE THE OTHER ONES? >> Kat: WHICH ONE IS BETTER? >> Tyrus: THEY ARE ALL GOOD. >> Greg: YEAH. BRETT, YOU HAVE TRAVELED A LOT. DID YOU LEARN CERTAIN WAYS TO PACK BECAUSE YOU HAD TO SNEAK IN AND OUT LIKE A LITTLE CAT BURGLAR WHEN YOU WERE STRANGLING PEOPLE WITH PIANO WIRE. >> THE ANSWER IS NO. I WOULD DEFINITELY DO THIS BECAUSE I'M OBSESSED WITH NOT HAVING WRINKLED SHORTS AND GET ON THE AIRLINE. I'M ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT THAT. THE SHIRT IS ALL WRINKLED AND IT IS THE WORST. I CAME FROM POLAND, BY THE WAY, LIKE TO THE SHOW FROM KRAKOW AND I'M STILL WEARING AIRLINE CLOTHES. I STILL HAVE MY SOCKS FROM THE AIRLINE. >> Greg: THE KIND OF MOOD FOR YOUR HERE. >> IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. ABSOLUTELY RUN. >> Greg: WHO DID YOU KILL IN KRAKÓW. [LAUGHTER] >> I KILL PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS NOW. >> Greg: IS THAT THE NAME OF A GUN? [APPLAUSE] THEY ARE A APPLAUDING A MURDERER. >> WHATEVER. THEY LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES. BUT IF YOU ARE TRYING READY CLOTHES, THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE YOU WILL GET SOMEONE ELSE'S DNA. >> Greg: YES. >> ARE NOT SAYING YOU DID. AND IF HE DID, HE DID WHAT YOU NEEDED TO DO. BUT IF HE DID, HIS DNA, THEN POUR GUTFELD. ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AND THEN TO PUT ON HIS SUIT AND THAT DNA IS ON THERE. ALL IT TAKES IS ONE HAIR. >> Kat: I THINK OF THAT WHEN I'M BUYING MY HAIR. >> WELL, IT IS TRUE. >> Greg: I HOPE SHE DID AND THEN YOU GET BUSTED FOR THE CRIME. >> Kat: THAT WAS THE JOKE. >> Greg:
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Length: 7min 54sec (474 seconds)
Published: Sun Jul 09 2023
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