[APPLAUSE] [CHEERS & APPLAUSE] >> YEAH! I LOVE YOU. [APPLAUSE] >> I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOU - SOME MORE THAN OTHERS THOUGH. HAPPY WEDNESDAY, EVERYBODY. TONIGHT WE ARE LEADING WITH GOLF. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT WE ARE. PERHAPS BECAUSE I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT IT. BY SO MUCH, I MEAN VERY LITTLE. WHEN I HEAR A FOUR I THINK OF HOW MANY TIMES I GET UP AT NIGHT TO PEE. WHEN I HEAR ABOUT A NICE SANDWICH, I PICTURE MYSELF IN A THONG IN CABO. [LAUGHTER] >> WHEN I HEAR ABOUT A HANDICAP, I THINK OF MY FAVORITE SPOT TO PARK. [LAUGHTER] >> AND WHEN I HEAR OF AN FOURSOME, I THINK OF THE WILD WEEKEND I ONCE HAD WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS. THE PGA TOUR IN SAUDI-BAG IS EMERGING. IT IS RATTLING THE SPORTS WORLD TO ITS VERY CORE. IT IS A BLOCK BUSTER DEAL THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT. BUT, APPARENTLY SETTINGS AN INTENSE YEARLONG FEUD. THE GOLF WORLD HAD NOT SEEN A DUST UP THIS HUGE SINCE TIGER WOODS' EX-WIFE CAUGHT HIM. THIS COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING. >> DAMN, TRUMP IS RIGHT AGAIN! >> WOULD YOU KNOW IT? FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP GOT BLASTED AT THE JERSEY GOLF CLUB PREDICTED THIS MERGER WILL HAPPEN AND NOW HE'S PRAISING THE DEAL. GREAT NEWS FROM LIV GOLF, A DEAL FOR THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF GOLF. AND YOU KNOW SINCE TRUMP LOVES TO SPEAK BEAUTIFUL DEALS, DEMOCRATS HAVE GOT TO HATE IT. DEMOCRATS ARE CALLING THE TO EXAMINE IT. >> DO YOU SUPPORT THE LIV MERGER? >> I PLAN ON BEING IF THE PGA. [LAUGHTER] >> HE'S PLANNING ON BEING IN THE PGA. AS WHAT? LAWN FERTILIZER FOR THE COURSE? WHAT'S GOING ON? [LAUGHTER] >> I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING BECAUSE WE ARE A LOT ALIKE. WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN FOR THE SPORT OF GOLF? I MEAN IT IS SAUDI ARABIA, I MEAN DOES THE GAME ITSELF START TO MAKE CHANGES LIKE HIDING IEDs AND SAND TRAPS? ARE THE MAJOR TOURNAMENTS STILL GOING TO BE 72 HOLES? [LAUGHTER] THINK ABOUT IT, DO YOU GET A VIRGIN AT HOLES 9 AND 1? DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH HOLES 9 AND 11. THAT'S WHY WE DON'T DO GOLF. THE MEDIA IS LOSING THEIR MINDS. >> THIS IS A SITUATION HERE WHERE MONEY TALK AND MORALITY IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF IT. >> EVERYONE IS GETTING RICH. >> DONALD TRUMP AND THE PGA TOUR SHS- >> IMAGINE THAT? DOING BUSINESS WITH THE SAUDIS. DON'T WE ALREADY DO BUSINESS WITH THE SAUDIS? >> THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE U.S. CORPORATIONS INVOLVED IN S SAUDI ARABIA -- PEPSICO AND RAYTHEON AND BOEING. MAYBE GETTING UPSET NOW OVER A GOLF MERGER SEEMS A LITTLE TOO LATE IN THE GAME. ALSO, DID THE MEDIA GET THIS BENT OUT OF SHAPE OF CHINA'S BUSINESS DEALINGS WITH THE NBA. THEY HAD WOMEN AND CHILDREN WORKING 15 HOURS A DAY TO MAKE SNEAKERS FOR SOME OF THE BIGGEST FEET IN THE WORLD. THEY TOLD THE CANTER FREEDOM TO SHUTTUP AND DRIBBLE AND THEY BENCHED HIM. NEVER MIND TN DEADLY VIRUS IS SPEWING FROM HIS CRAPPY BIO-LAB. THE FAMILIES OF 9/11 ARE UPSET, TOO. SAUDI ARABIA DOES HAVE A REPUTATION WORSE THAN KEVIN SPACEY AT CHUCK E' CHEESE. WHY DID WE RUN OUR CARS ON SAUDI ARABIA? >> IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT CHANCE TO SEE IF OUR WEAPONS COULD BEAT OUR WEAPONS. [LAUGHTER] >> WHY DIDN'T JOE BIDEN RECENTLY FIST BUMPED ONE OF THEIR LEADERS. ORTHODONTIC THANKFULLY FOR JOE, THE LEADERS IS ACTUALLY THERE. SAUDI ARABIA CAN HAVE A DISMILL HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD. SO, ARE WE REALLY ALL THAT SHOCK THAT THE BIG GREEN GOD WON THE DAY, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BIG ORANGE ONE TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN. NOPE, SADLY IT IS LIKE THAT ANTI-SEMITIC ILHAN OMAR SAID ABOUT THE JEWS. LET'S WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUESTS. [APPLAUSE] >> YOU MAY RECOGNIZE HIM FROM THE WHITE DAD OF EVERY PHOTO. SHAPIRO! [APPLAUSE] >> OUTNUMBERED'S CO-HOST KAYLEIGH MCENY. >> ACTOR AND WRITER COMEDIAN, JAMIE! >> AND FOX'S CONTRIBUTOR, KAT TIMPF. >> I AM GOING TO SET YOU UP WITH A QUESTION, JAMIE, I EXPECT THREE OR A GOLF JOKE. JAMIE, DO YOU HAVE GOLF IN ALASKA? >> THERE IS ONLY LIKE ONE DAY YOU CAN PLAY IN ALASKA. >> REALLY? >> IT IS BEAUTIFUL FOR THAT ONE DAY. >> UH-HUH. >> THIS STORY ACTUALLY UPSETS ME AND BECAUSE OF THIS, I WILL BE BOYCOTTING GOLF FOR THE LAST 40 YEARS. [LAUGHTER] >> OKAY, THAT'S ONE. >> THANK YOU. >> MONEY TALKS. NO MONEY ALSO TALKS. IT SAYS DON'T DATE A COMEDIAN. [LAUGHTER] >> THAT'S TRUE. NOBODY EVER SAYS THAT. HOW ABOUT TRUMP THOUGH? FOR REAL HE'S DEAD ON PREDICTED THIS. HOW MANY TIMES TRUMP PREDICTED SOMETHING, IT IS TOO BAD THAT HE TOOK FROM BEING PSYCHIC OF THAT NIGHT WITH STORMY DANIELS. >> HE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING. >> OR, MAYBE HE DID. >> I HATE GOLF. I WAS SHOCKED IT WAS TELEVISED. I HAD NO IDEA - I DO ACTUAL LINO A LOT ABOUT THIS. I HAVE BEEN RESEARCHING THIS AND FOLLOWING IT FOFR A MINUTE. I DON'T KNOW - HAVE YOU PLAYED I AM NOT A GOLFER? >> YES. >> MY FRIENDS WILL BE LIKE, OH, YOU SHOULD COME WITH US. I ALWAYS DRIVE THE CART AND DO SOMETHING FUN. [LAUGHTER] >> ALL RIGHT, KAYLEIGH, HE WAS RIGHT AGAIN. >> YES! >> AND I THINK HE KIND -- THERE IS A WEIRD REALITY ABOUT TRUMP THAT HE UNDERSTANDS THAT NOBODY IS CLEAN. LIKE NOBODY IS CLEAN. YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING ABOUT EVERY COUNTRY THAT'S AWFUL, AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DO BUSINESS WITH THAT. >> WELL, HE UNDERSTANDS GOLF, CLEARLY. HE UNDERSTANDS BUSINESS AND YOU COMBINE THE TWO AND I AM NOT SURPRISED. HE WAS PRESSED ON THIS. I AGREE THAT MONEY TALKS. AM I ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCTS ON THE SHOW? SHE INSULTED YOU MORE THAN ME BECAUSE I AM CONSIDERED SMOKING. >> I AM JOKING. >> THIS WILL BE A GOOD POINT. >> THAT WAS PRETTY DUMB. >> TOO LATE. >> GDP ABOUT IRELAND ABOUT $500 MILLION. >> RIGHT. >> GDP OF THE SAUDI ARABIA INVESTMENT FIRM, $600 BILLION. THEY HAVE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY. THIS COMPANY IN SAUDI ARABIA OF A SMALL COUNTRY WERE OFFERING ALL THESE PLAYERS LIKE $75 MILLION. THEY CALL A GENERATIONAL WEALTH, THESE POOR PEOPLE GOT SCREWED. SORRY TO USE THAT CURSE WORD THERE. THEY GOT SCREWED. >> THIS ENTIRE STORY IS RIGHT WITH THE WORD OF HYPOCRISY. WOULD YOU CARE TO COMMENT ON IT? >> IT IS NOT ABOUT GOLF OR SAUDI ARABIA AND TAKING SAUDI ARABIA'S MONEY. SO MANY COMPANIES LIKE YOU TALKED ABOUT IN YOUR MONOLOGUE HAVE DONE THAT SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME. THIS IS NOT A STORY OF DONALD TRUMP. THIS IS A STORY OF HYPOCRISY. YOU HAD A PGA COMMISSIONER THAT TOLD THESE PLAYERS, IF YOU TAKE THIS SAUDI MONEY, YOU WILL BE SPLITTING IN THE FACES OF THE 9/11 FAMILIES. HE WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT. WHETHER YOU THINK IT IS A GOOD OR BAD IDEA TO TAKE SAUDI ARABIA MONEY, YOU CAN'T TELL THESE PLAYERS THEY ARE DISHONORING THE COUNTRY AND THE 9/11 VICTIMS, IF THEY WANT TO GO MAKE A LIVING AND YOU AND YOURSELF LEAVE WITH A PAYCHECK. >> IT IS FUNNY. THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION AND I WILL THROW IT OUT THERE. IF THE SAUDIS ARE 100% BEHIND 9/11, WHY DIDN'T WE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? NO ONE HAS AN ANSWER MAYBE WE DON'T KNOW. IF THEY DID HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT, WHY DIDN'T WE DO ANYTHING. I NEVER GOT AN ANSWER FROM THE EXPERT. >> THIS IS A BIG IF, IF THEY HAD A CONNECTION, IT COULD BE TIED TO, -- WAIT FOR IT, THE MONEY. >> I DON'T OWE. I CAN'T SEE A COUNTRY WE DO BUSINESS WITH, YOU KNOW, SPONSORING AN ATTACK AT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. THAT GOES AGAINST THE IDEA OF MAKING A LOT OF MONEY. ANYWAY. >> THEY ALWAYS DISMEMBERED KHASHOGGI, JAMAL KHASHOGGI. >> YOU PITCHED THIS STORY TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOLF FAN. >> THE ONLY TIME I WAS ON A GOLF COURSE, I CRIED. >> NEVER WENT BACK. >> PRINCIPLES ONLY GO SO FAR AS THEY REMAIN TO BE CONVENIENT. YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE REACTIONS OF ANYONE WHO'S BEEN MAD ABOUT ANY OF THIS AND PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER. IT WOULD NOT COME CLOSE AT ONE TIME AND MENTIONED THAT I WORK FOX NEWS. OR, THEY AT LEAST WOULD SORT OF SAID, THAT'S COOL OR CALMER FOR ME TO HAVE STAYED THERE AND NOT HAVE IT END THE WAY IT DID WHICH WAS NOT THAT WAY. PEOPLE HAVE PRINCIPLE AND THEY GET OFFERED HUNDRED OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, WELL, IT IS TIME TO FORGIVE 9/11. BECAUSE THEY WANT THE MONEY. >> YEAH, YEAH. IT IS A LOT OF MONEY. >> IT IS A LOT OF MONEY. SAUDIS NEVER OFFERED YOU ANY MONEY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? >> GEEZ, I WOULD ASK FOR MORE. >> I AM A HOARDER. >> TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE FOR MY UPCOMING BOOK TOUR, I WILL BE IN ATLANTA AND RING. YOU CAN GET A CUSTOMIZED FATHER'S DAY CARD. IT I
