Gutfeld: Team Trump put out a mega supercut of Biden's 'greatest hits'

[ ♪♪♪ ] >> ALL RIGHT. SOMEBODY IS GETTING LUCKY AFTER THIS SHOW. FRIDAYS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS LET'S WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUEST. WARCHEST COHOST AND AUTHOR THE BRAND-NEW BOOK THE WAR ON WARRIORS THE HAG SETH WILL HIDE YOUR FEELINGS AND YOUR SIGNS COMEDIAN SCOTT CAPURRO AND SHE'S LIKE A SPEEDBUMP ANNOYING AND OFTEN FOUND IN THE MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF. AND TO EPCOT CENTRE IS HIS GOLF BALL COMEDIAN AND FORMER AND TO BE WAY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TYRUS. BEFORE WE GET TO NEWS STORIES IT'S DO THIS GREG IS LEFTOVERS. IT'S LEFTOVERS WHERE I READ THIS SHOWS WE DIDN'T USE SO IF THEY SUCK WE SEND JOE MACHI TO HAMAS WEARING PRIDE SHIRT. >> A TRIP TO NEW YORK. THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN PURSUING OLDER VOTERS BY HOLDING EVENTS WITH BINGO AND PICKLE BALL DEMOCRATS USUALLY WAIT FOR ELDERLY VOTERS DIED TO GET THEIR VOTE IN A NEW BOOK TRUMP QUESTIONED IF TAYLOR SWIFT IS LEGITIMATELY LIBERAL BECAUSE SHE'S TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL WHICH IS OUTRAGEOUS TO SAY SHE'S 6 ON A GOOD DAY. [ Laughter ] DONALD TRUMP IS 78 TODAY GOTTA HAVE IT OUT OF HABIT HE ASKED TO SEE HIS OWN BIRTH CERTIFICATE AT THE G7 BIDEN MET WITH POPE FRANCIS WHO TOLD DISAPPOINTED BIDEN HE ONLY DOES LAST RITES IN PRIVATE. A POLE LISTED VOTERS THINK OR COME ALL IS WEAKNESSES AND STRENGTHS OR WEAKNESSES LOW APPROVAL RATING. IT'S A SHAME ABOUT SPECIES MYSTERIOUS DEATH SAID 1 WOMAN AFTER ADMITTING TO FLYING EPSTEIN IN CLINTON. A TERRIFYING DUTCH ROLE ON AN AIRPLANE AT DUTCH RULE YOU SAY SAID A 1 MAN WHO APPEARED TO HOLDING PLATE A NICE GUY MISSOURI COURT IS JUST SIDING WITH AUTO INSURANCE SHOULD BE COVERED FOR STDS THAT'S WHY I TELL MY SUV TO WEAR A CONDOM. DURING HIS FIRST YEAR IN OFFICE BRANDON JOHNSON SPENT 30 GRANT ON MAKEUP NANCY PELOSI CALLED HIM TO FIGURE OUT HOW HE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY RESTAURANTS HAVE ROBOTS AT THAT COOK SERVE AND BUS YOUR MEALS GREAT NOW WHAT WILL WOMEN DO. THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE. I SHOULD READ THAT THESE 4 I READ THEM. I SHARE YOUR OUTRAGE LAST WEEK ANTI- ISRAEL WRITERS DEFACED STATUES IN WASHINGTON DC JOKES ON THEM THOSE WEREN'T STATUES. CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM SAID CRIME IS DOWN ALTHOUGH 99% OF CAR BREAK-INS WEREN'T IN THE REPORT THEY DEFENDED IT SAYING THEY LEFT THOSE STATISTICS IN ACHAEA. ACCORDING TO JEN C SUMMERS HOTTEST DATING TREND IS THE HOT RODENT MEN APPARENTLY THEY AREN'T CONVENTIONALLY HANDSOME EXPLAINING JENNIFER LOPEZ'S NEW SQUEEZE. BIG BEN AFFLECK. THE CUTE LITTLE RAT A RECENT STUDY CLAIMS DRINKING COKE AND PEPSI MAY INCREASE TESTOSTERONE PRODUCTION AND TESTICLE SIZE 1 MAN IS STOCKING UP. NOW TO THE NEWS. IF DONALD TRUMP IS TRULY EVIL WITH THE DEMOCRATS RUN A BRAIN-DEAD WEASEL HALF OF VOTERS SURVEYED EXPECTED BIDEN TO FORGET WHERE HE IS DURING THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE THE OTHER HALF ARE AFRAID HE WILL REMEMBER AND LEAVE WITH A STORY ABOUT CANNIBALISM ALSO 41% THINK HE WILL WANDER OFF THE STAGE. THAT JUMPS TO 100% IF HE HEARS A MR SOFTY TRUCK BUT SHOULD WE BE SURPRISED EVERY WEEK GIRAULT GETS WORSE DECLINING FASTER THAN SALES OF CHRISTINE GNOME PUPPY CHOW LEAVE IT TO TIM TRUMP TO PUT OUT A SEGMENT OF HIS GREATEST HITS THE HARDEST PART WAS DECIDING WHICH ONES TO USE. >> WE HOLD THESE TROOPS TO BE HELD SELF-EVIDENT ALL IN IT WOMEN BY DO YOU KNOW THE THING. >> AMERICA IS A NATION TO FIND A SINGLE WORD FOOTHILLS AND THE WHOLE HIMALAYAS WITH XI JINPING OUR FREEDOM CAN NEVER BE SECURED YOU WILL NEVER FORGET SEEING THEM LYING AROUND ACTUALLY. IT'S NOTEWORTHY THE PERCENTAGE OF WOMEN REGISTERED TO VOTE AND CAST ABOUT IS CONSISTENTLY HIGHER THAN THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MEN. >> Greg: IT'S BRUTAL BUT THE REALITY IS WE DON'T NEED THE AD ANYMORE. BIDEN IS UNFIT TO BE PRESENT TAILOR MADE FOR THE TONY FIFTH AMENDMENT AND THE DEMOCRATS KNOW IT WHICH RAISES A QUESTION DO THEY BELIEVE TRUMP IS AN ACCIDENTAL THREAT WHY ARE THEY RUNNING THIS. IF TRUMP IS HITLER WHY IS YOUR ONLY CHOICE TO FIGHT HIM AND ELMER FIRED WITHOUT TIMERS IT'S A LOGICAL UNLESS OF COURSE YOU HAVE A BACKUP PLAN COME NOVEMBER OR ELSE HE WOULD HAVE REPLACED HIM ALREADY. IT'S NORMAL IN FACT NECESSARY TO BE SUSPICIOUS THAT THE PARTY IS STICKING TO THE PLAN RIGHT NOW THE BETTING ODDS THIS SHIFT OF MINORITY MEANT TO TRUMP THE CURRENT ELECTORAL KNOWLEDGE ACCOUNT YOU THINK AMERICA IS REALLY GOING TO BUY THAT IF BIDEN WINS THAT A INCAPACITATED CRASH TEST DUMMY WILL BEAT ANYBODY MUCH LESS TRUMP SHOULDN'T DEMOCRATS BE IN A PANIC ABOUT THE AFTERMATH IF THEY MANAGED TO SOMEHOW PULL THE CHARADE OFF ELECTION WILL NOT BE BELIEVED BECAUSE HER EYES AND EARS SEE AND HERE WHAT THE CANDIDATE IS LIKE IT BIDEN WINS THIS COUNTRY WILL BE IN CHAOS NOT BECAUSE OF ANY VIOLENCE IT'S BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE IT THERE HAS TO BE SOME UNDERLYING SHENANIGANS. COMPARE THAT TO TRUMP IF TRUMP WINS NO 1'S ACCUSING HIM OF CHEATING BECAUSE THESE SAMOSAS MOST SCRUTINIZED CANDIDATE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HE CAN'T FART WITHOUT CNN HAVING A 12 PERSON PANEL MY ADVICE TO SAY THE COUNTRIES IN REALLY BAD POSTELECTION WHY WOULD YOU DO THE RIGHT AND HONOURABLE THING AND WHEN SOMEBODY IS DRAWING A BIT WHAT YOU SAY JOE? >> NO THERE IS NO PLAN IT'S JUST ME YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET I'M NOT NICE. I SEE THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE CORN POP WITH CHAIN OFF OVER RYAN 9 COOL EATEN BY CANNIBALS. ALL THOSE MOMENTS WILL BE LOST IN TIME LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN. [ Cheering and Applause ] CHILLING. PETE CONGRATS ON THE NEW BOOK WE WILL GET TO THAT IN A LATER SEGMENT SO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON OR OFF I DON'T REALLY MIND. HERE'S THE DEAL DO YOU BUY THE ERIE THERE IS A BACKUP PLAN BECAUSE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE RUNNING THIS GUY KNOWING THERE IS 5 MONTHS AND HE'S ALREADY A MEANT -- MS. >> I THINK THEY WANTED A BACKUP PLAN BUT I DON'T THINK THERE IS 1 STAGGERING TO THINK ABOUT CONSIDERING WHAT AN INVESTMENT TO PUT IN POLITICS INSURANCE POLICY ALL ALONG HAS BEEN HARRIS YOU CAN CONCEIVABLY PLAY SOME WITH HER ALSO CAN'T SKIP OVER HER SHOULD BE THE FIRST BLACK FEMALE AND ON THEIR SIDE FIRST MATTERS THE MOST INSURANCE POLICIES IS MERE NOBODY OR CHAOS >> Greg: THAT LEADS TO MY BACKUP BACKUP PLAN. SHENANIGANS. >> OF JOE WERE TO WIN HE'S ABOUT TO DEBATE WITH THE LOWEST POSSIBLE EXPECTATION YOU CAN IMAGINE WHICH HELPS HIM BIG TIME. ABOUT TIME LETS GO SURVIVING FOR 10 SECONDS I WENT. >> IT'S LIKE SAYING PETE IS A 5 HE'S LIKE A 6 I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. WITH YOU MAKE IN MY ERIE AS THEY MUST KNOW WE CAN TO WIN THEY HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING ELSE. >> THEY WANT TO SAY THE WORD SHENANIGANS AND UNDERUSED WORD SHENANIGANS. IS A BACKUP PLAN IS PRONOUNS. STORING THE CALL BIDEN DAY AS THERE'S A TEAM ITS VOTE FOR THEM IT'S NOT THEM IT'S HIM CAN'T CALL MYSELF HIM ANYMORE. I CALL MYSELF HIM NUMBER RETIREE BASICALLY PUTTING PRONOUNS AND PRONOUNS THROWING STUFF SITTING ME UNFAIRLY GO WIT SHE IS VERY HARD AND GOING TO BE THEM AS SONS GOING TO TAKE OVER BECAUSE HE SUCH A HERO SO IT'S GIVEN THAT. AS HE MAKES GOOD POINT ABOUT THE LOW EXPECTATION THING THE POINT IS IT'S A REALITY IDEA DEAL WITH MAINTENANCE CAN BE VERY EASY FOR HIM TO COME OUT LIKE THAT BUT THE LEASING THEY'RE PROBABLY PRACTISING AS HOW HE CAN [ Bleep ] himself less noticeably like a more discrete way to [ Bleep ] yourself status so Biden strength is his weakness it's so hard to look like you are not bullying him because it looks like you should go to the hospital. >> I FEEL SAD ABOUT MAKING JOKES ABOUT HIM THAT I'M NOT THE 1 PUTTING THEM OUT THERE DR JILL IS. >> YOU CAN'T HAVE A SPIRITED DEBATE LOOKS LIKE HIS SPIRIT IS LEAVING HIM. >> I WANT HIM PADDED I THINK HE'S GONNA FALL OVER. >> SUITS THAT INFLATE WHEN YOU FALL OVER. >> SHE COME IN FULL HOCKEY GEAR. >> I'VE GOT KNEEPADS HE CAN BORROW IF HE NEEDS IT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS THAT WOULD GIVE UP MY TIME TO TALK TO THIS POINT. >> WHAT SAY YOU. TRAGIC SAVILL WE ARE SEEING MAYBE IT WAS IN JUST A HOW CAN ANYBODY IN THIS FAMILY NOT SAY OKAY DAD THAT'S ENOUGH YOU ARE DONE IT'S SAD IT'S NOT FUN. THERE IS NO JOY IN WATCHING SOMEBODY WHETHER WAY WITH SUPPOSEDLY THE HARDEST JOB IN THE PLANET CURRENTLY CAN BE HALF 1 FOOT IN THE HEAVEN HALF 1 FOOT HERE BE JUST FINE I THINK SHENANIGANS ARE RIGHT IT'S APROPOS BECAUSE SINGING I HATE SAYING IT IS I DON'T LIKE THE STUFF I THINK THE PLAN IS THE DEMOCRATS LAID IT OUT IN FRONT OF US USUALLY THE STUFF THEY ACCUSE TRUMBO THEY DO FOR COMES IN IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY WHAT DEMOCRACY SHE CAN'T LETTERMAN SO WE MAY HAVE THE REASON THEY'RE NOT REPLACING JOE IS BECAUSE JOE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE THEY WILL FIGURE WITH A PUNISHED PLACE AND HE STEPS AWAY AND DOES THE RIGHT THING I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE ANY INTENTION OF LEAVING WE WILL SEE EXACTLY WHAT THEY ACCUSE TRUMP OF US WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO AND SAY WE CAN GET THE COUNTRY OVER TO A CONVICTED FELON HOW DOES BIDEN FOLD ON HE DOESN'T HAVE TO. >> HE ONLY ASKED TO HOLD ON TILL NOVEMBER. >> WHEN HE MEANT TOLD ON LITERALLY I THINK. TO YOUR POINT THERE'S NO WAY THEY CAN BE COMFORTABLE LISTEN. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO MAN A PARACHUTE DROPPING IN FRONT YOU YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE STARTED CLAPPING AND SIMPLY TYING THEIR SHOE YOUR POINT ABOUT THE FAMILY CONCERN IF YOU'RE 81-YEAR-OLD DEAD A FEW HE TO FLY THOSE YOU TELL HIM IT'S TIME TO STOP SOMEHOW THAT'S LESS IMPORTANT AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND A HOBBY 87 AND WAS DRUNK ALL THE TIME THEY WERE LOOKING TO DRIVE THE CAR THEN ISP CAN

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Length: 16min 39sec (999 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 15 2024